Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Philip Cardgage]

[youtube=560,345]q7S5BP-tvR8[/youtube]

i've gotta re-watch this movie

[demi]

I've been sending spoilers to the Halo people on GAF... lol

[Philip Cardgage]

I've been sending spoilers to the Halo people on GAF... lol

demi

[Philip Cardgage]

Eric Wareheim directed the Pon Da Floor video?

Awesome

[Dickie Dee]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Joe Molotov]

I've been sending spoilers to the Halo people on GAF... lol

Great American Hero, or Greatest American Hero?

[Diunx]

Halo

[Stoney Mason]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Joe Molotov]

Why did the guy throw the football?

From the looks of it, it was probably one of those "2 Seconds Left on the Clock" desperation plays anyway, but throwing the ball up in the air did not lend any dignity to the situation.

[Madrun Badrun]

You should donate your hair, haha ha.

[Bulleta©™®]

The "local" Wal-Mart is doing a midnight release of Halo Reach and having a tournament that night..I'm really surprised, I mean, there can't be more than like 20 people doing that.

[E-DuB]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=23251306&postcount=3667
 

losers

HURR DEY RUINED MAH HALOZ!!!!!



Loser

[Eel O'Brian]

The "local" Wal-Mart is doing a midnight release of Halo Reach and having a tournament that night..I'm really surprised, I mean, there can't be more than like 20 people doing that.

what do you win

i mean, besides the burn of everlasting shame

[lennedsay]

Is there shame when you don't realize there should be shame?


The last couple of midnight launches I went to it was, "Hey I'm drunk and it's almost midnight and we're both still awake. You wanna escort me to the closest GameStop? I preordered this shit, girl.  " If we have friends over, they'll go with us. It's always this fun drunken field trip like, "Let's go freak out these fucking nerds and losers! YEAAAA!" I can't even begin to explain.....   Well it starts when we get in line and my husband and his friends drink 40's out of paper bags, and it ends with us driving past the line/kids waiting for their parents blaring Wesley Willis' "Suck a Cheetah's Dick" with the windows downs, with a shit ton of awkwardness in between.

[Joe Molotov]

You're the coolest chick ever.

[lennedsay]

You're the coolest chick ever.

  My husband just read what I wrote, and he said, "That's exactly what happens every time, too!" It's a formula for guaranteed laughs.

One time they were up there waiting for something while I got off work, and I called him, and he said, "We're up here in line, and we don't want to lose our place, but we really need more beer." So I stopped and got them 40oz's and brought them up to them. And of course I get there, and they're obliterated already, and he's telling all the little dweebs around us, "You see that? My wife just brought me up beer. FUCKING RIGHT!!!!" And they were all just standing there with their mouths hanging open. I'm always the only girl there anyway, but I was basically the coolest girl ever in existence in those kids' minds.

[Cindi Mayweather]

Gamestop midnight launches are fucking hilariously cheesy.

[demi]

Halo

Look at this dominican talking shit. You were throwing a fit when I was sending MGS spoilers. You're next when the new MGS is out.

[Diunx]

You where probably the one that spoiled that Big Boss was alive to me in that draw something and hit send website.

Fucking demi.

[drew]

were

WERE

[Beezy]

You're the coolest chick ever.

  My husband just read what I wrote, and he said, "That's exactly what happens every time, too!" It's a formula for guaranteed laughs.

One time they were up there waiting for something while I got off work, and I called him, and he said, "We're up here in line, and we don't want to lose our place, but we really need more beer." So I stopped and got them 40oz's and brought them up to them. And of course I get there, and they're obliterated already, and he's telling all the little dweebs around us, "You see that? My wife just brought me up beer. FUCKING RIGHT!!!!" And they were all just standing there with their mouths hanging open. I'm always the only girl there anyway, but I was basically the coolest girl ever in existence in those kids' minds.

[lennedsay]

Someday I'll tell you kids the tales of the day we got engaged and the day we got married. Both were pretty epic.

It sounds romantic now, but one involves pot brownies, and the other one involves someone shitting their pants. And lots of other craziness, naturally. We crazyyyyyy and our friends be crazzzzzzzzier. 

[Bulleta©™®]

The "local" Wal-Mart is doing a midnight release of Halo Reach and having a tournament that night..I'm really surprised, I mean, there can't be more than like 20 people doing that.

what do you win

i mean, besides the burn of everlasting shame

I don't know, just saw the sign announcing it.

[Robo]

This isn't even an advertisement.  Why, exactly, are you bitching?

[Robo]

I assume you're bitching about this: http://www.engadget.com/2010/09/10/microsoft-celebrates-windows-phone-7-rtm-with-funeral-parade-for

And not a bunch of people in costumes dancing to Thriller.  Consider context.

[Stoney Mason]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Fresh Prince]

if only muslims and americans could get along too 

[drew]

see those kittens in that box?

thats how painkillers make me feel

[drew]

and i quote

after a Smith & Wesson 639 was found in his carry-on.

isnt that what boogie said he carries?

[Dickie Dee]

http://gizmodo.com/5632751/how-not-to-fire-a-watermelon-out-of-a-huge-slingshot

lol

[chronovore]

That's epic.

[pilonv1]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=406931

that time of the month i see

@ the dickhead song. So great

[Beezy]

http://gizmodo.com/5632751/how-not-to-fire-a-watermelon-out-of-a-huge-slingshot

lol

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amazing

[Eel O'Brian]

i was more talking about the halo tournament

i have been to two midnight launches just for the hell of it, both of which smelled like the inside of a dryer used to "freshen up" dirty socks with fabric softener sheets

[Diunx]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=406931

that time of the month i see

@ the dickhead song. So great

That guy has great taste in games.

[chronovore]

(Image removed from quote.)

http://twitter.com/English50Cent

So excellent.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=407033

lol @ PSOne generation gamers

[pilonv1]

They're whats ruining the world. People who got into gaming after 1990 should be shot.

[Barry Egan]

new review up on http://www.redlettermedia.com/ (Abrams Star Trek).

[Diunx]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=407033

lol @ PSOne generation gamers

ugh, I hate silent protagonists, leave that shit and random encounters in the past I say.

Its my main problem with the Suikoden series, how I'm supposed to believe that an entire country gets behind some mute taco to overthrow their corrupt government? that's why Suiko 3 rocks

[Stoney Mason]

new review up on http://www.redlettermedia.com/ (Abrams Star Trek).

It's very good as usual.

[magus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=407033

lol @ PSOne generation gamers

i miss pre-rendered background,they were so cool
now all we get in RPG are a bunch of drab 3D hallways

[Rman]

Speaking of spoilers.... (DR2 related spoilers in thread title, so don't click if knowing any tiny plot element will ruin the game for you)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=407036

@ the reactions.

[demi]

I would never send spoilers to Dead Rising fans... they deserve to enjoy an amazing game.

[drew]

yeah, thats just not cool, man

[OptimoPeach]

Speaking of spoilers.... (DR2 related spoilers in thread title, so don't click if knowing any tiny plot element will ruin the game for you)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=407036

@ the reactions.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

remember when i spoiled red dead redemption on here, that was what it was like watching you guys freak out

[drew]

you only spoiled it because the ps3 got the downgraded version

spoiler (click to show/hide)

i didnt get spoiled

[close]

[Cindi Mayweather]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=407092

[demi]

Disgusting uncut penis... deserves what he gets

[fistfulofmetal]

[demi]

Himu in a nutshell

[Beezy]

Himu in a nutshell

[magus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=407092

you know people like this one blow my mind... it's like

why you would tell this stuff to complete strangers on the internet? what could they gain? do they think you could get help? on a gaming forum? what kind of help are they expecting anyway?

[Cindi Mayweather]

Himu in a nutshell

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=407092

you know people like this one blow my mind... it's like

why you would tell this stuff to complete strangers on the internet? what could they gain? do they think you could get help? on a gaming forum? what kind of help are they expecting anyway?

"Hey GAF, my penis ripped...WHILE I WAS HAVING SEX. WITH A GIRL."

[demi]

It was clearly gay sex. Her pussy cant be that tight.

[CajoleJuice]

Or that dry.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=407092

you know people like this one blow my mind... it's like

why you would tell this stuff to complete strangers on the internet? what could they gain? do they think you could get help? on a gaming forum? what kind of help are they expecting anyway?

"Hey GAF, my penis ripped...WHILE I WAS HAVING SEX. WITH A GIRL."

Yep.  Seeking validation from anonymous dudes on the internet.

[Cindi Mayweather]

black people love anime. fact.

[youtube=560,345]Mx772RKxAds[/youtube]

"Goku on my wrist, Chi-Chi on my dick"