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duckman2000

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The most annoying bit was when the in-laws, who simply do not "get" animals, told me that "well, god bless that you have a new life in the house!"

How do you not "get" animals? Are they satanists?

Also, what'd you say in reply? I don't know how I'd be able to quell my anger as, in my opinion, a family pet like a dog is a part of the family.

No, they are baptist. So they view animals as, at best, toys for their amusement. They have no concept of animals as companions and friends worth giving a damn about (after all, the soul is all that matters, and since animals don't have those...). One example was of one of the families "forgetting" to arrange for someone to feed their cat while they were on vacation for a week. Turns out they sort of wanted the cat to just starve to death, and then they wonder why the cat is weird.

As for a response, I've learned that it is pointless.

EmCeeGrammar

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I just don't get it. HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE ANIMALS. Do you have to be like, the scroogest person on Earth?

They're stupid and smell bad and can only be taught human etiquette so much.  I like my cats, but really.  They like to claw things, leave a distinctive odor in your house, whine for food, shed everywhere, come home with infections from fighting other cats all week, etc.

You may argue its just cats that suck, but I had many golden retrievers growing up and dogs are far worse.  Loud, obnoxious, prone to a myriad of parasites, hard to housebreak, the first year they chew everything in the house during the time they teeth, always seeking attention, leg humping, etc.
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Cindi Mayweather

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The most annoying bit was when the in-laws, who simply do not "get" animals, told me that "well, god bless that you have a new life in the house!"

How do you not "get" animals? Are they satanists?

Also, what'd you say in reply? I don't know how I'd be able to quell my anger as, in my opinion, a family pet like a dog is a part of the family.

No, they are baptist. So they view animals as, at best, toys for their amusement. They have no concept of animals as companions and friends worth giving a damn about (after all, the soul is all that matters, and since animals don't have those...). One example was of one of the families "forgetting" to arrange for someone to feed their cat while they were on vacation for a week. Turns out they sort of wanted the cat to just starve to death, and then they wonder why the cat is weird.

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Stoney Mason

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I just don't get it. HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE ANIMALS. Do you have to be like, the least happy person on Earth?

To be fair its not that some people don't like pets.

A.) Some people like pets but they don't personally like to have to deal with pets. i.e. expense, grooming, cost, feeding, etc.
B.) Some people display a weird obessession/fixation with compassion to animals with very little compassion to humans.
C.) Some people get tired of dealing with other people's pets including shitting in their lawns, aggressive animals, constant noise, etc.

Of course some people are just assholes and hate pets in general but that's generally more rare than you think.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2010, 01:03:32 AM by Stoney Mason »

lennedsay

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I just don't get it. HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE ANIMALS. Do you have to be like, the scroogest person on Earth?

Seriously! And the craziest part is they think animal-lovers are weird and crazy! SERIOUSLY?! I like the first sunny spring day too. Is that weird too?! 

I'm sorry but if you're religious, shouldn't you love all God's creatures?
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Cindi Mayweather

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I just don't get it. HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE ANIMALS. Do you have to be like, the scroogest person on Earth?

Seriously! And the craziest part is they think animal-lovers are weird and crazy! SERIOUSLY?! I like the first sunny spring day too. Is that weird too?! 

I'm sorry but if you're religious, shouldn't you love all God's creatures?

If God made me superior to birds why the fuck can't I see a mile away and fly dammit?! I demand justice!
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Raban

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I just don't get it. HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE ANIMALS. Do you have to be like, the least happy person on Earth?

To be fair its not that some people don't like pets.

A.) Some people like pets but they don't personally like to have to deal with pets. i.e. expense, grooming, cost, feeding, etc.
B.) Some people display a weird obessession/fixation with compassion to animals with very little compassion to humans.
C.) Some people get tired of dealing with other people's pets including shitting in their lawns, aggressive animals, constant noise, etc.

Of course some people are just assholes and hate pets in general but that's generally more rare than you think.

Those are the reason I don't really care to have a pet. They're nice, but they're also a nuisance to me.
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I just don't get it. HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE ANIMALS. Do you have to be like, the least happy person on Earth?

Because, having lived with them for so long, you get tired of dealing with them.

I'll live with my hair-free poop-free piss-free smell-free room, thanks
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Cindi Mayweather

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There's a difference between not wanting a pet - which is understandable - and not liking animals, as displayed in the quote Duckman posted.
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Stoney Mason

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Those are the reason I don't really care to have a pet. They're nice, but they're also a nuisance to me.

I really like animals but I'll admit the moment somebody tells me they have a rottweiler or a pitbull, my inner asshole detector starts to beep a little bit. It's unfair of course but I've seen so many bad things go down with irresponsible owners of those dogs that I tend to be wary.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2010, 01:14:48 AM by Stoney Mason »

lennedsay

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I'd rather have a weird fixation on animals than a weird fixation on humans.

Personally I have a high level of compassion for my family (dogs, etc included) before others.

Also, hair doesn't really bother me. I'm pulling hair off my clothes all day, and they're either short and red or long and brown. Girls shed too. And our dogs don't smell, bark, poop in the house or pee in the house, so I'm all good.  8)
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There are so many animals between my family and friends that I just keep one of those lint remover roller dealies in my car to get the animal hair off my clothes. Otherwise I'd look like Sasquatch.
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Otherwise I'd look like Sasquatch.
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Quote
B.) Some people display a weird obessession/fixation with compassion to animals with very little compassion to humans.
This.

Edit: Oh lennesday....
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EmCeeGrammar

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There's a difference between not wanting a pet - which is understandable - and not liking animals, as displayed in the quote Duckman posted.

I honestly hate dogs.  When I was a kid they were fun, but now I just find them annoying. 
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demi

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Girls shed too.

A wise choice - I also dont like girls either!
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duckman2000

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"Hating" dogs and other pets is also fine (although Father Mike can still eat tar and die). What is not fine is having your head buried so deep inside your own ass/religious mindset (same thing, really) that you can not grasp the difference between owning a dog and being a new dad.

lennedsay

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Nah, hating animals is still weird.

I was raised Baptist. I think we all see why that didn't work out.  :lol
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Diunx

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Pomeranian + chihuahua= Awesomeness

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etiolate

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Arvie just wants an inu to get into lennesday's pants!

I didn't know they were both into that sort of thing.

lennedsay

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lennedsay  :heartbeat :heartbeat
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Fresh Prince

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Jokes on him - I'm not wearing any!  :-*

I didn't know they were both into that sort of thing.
I guess th dog wears the pants in that relationship :smug
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Van Cruncheon

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pets are gay
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A dog doesn't tell you when and where you can sit- you tell it.
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lennedsay

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Jokes on him - I'm not wearing any!  :-*

I didn't know they were both into that sort of thing.
I guess th dogs wear the pants in that relationship :smug

That's more like it. :teehee
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Madrun Badrun

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A dog doesn't tell you when and where you can sit- you tell it.

:lol
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Prole should of gotten a dog instead  :violin
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Phoenix Dark

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[youtube=560,345]hLc3AvFOO6A[/youtube]

>>>>half the south  :'(
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demi

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God I fucking hate YouTubes new layout
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I have disappointing pet experiences.

Right now, I have a bright yellow/orange cockatil that I found on the street trying to eat the grass on somebody's lawn and it also had a dried shit streak running down it's tail feathers.  Knowing better, I still took it in and took it to a neighbor who was like a member of the Audoban society or something.  It obviously flew away from somebody's house but nobody ever called back saying it was their's so yeah.  After about a year, when we tamed the bird so it was comfortable around humans and willing to eat rice out of our hands, I realized there is nothing smart about this animal.  It has no sentience and you can't play with it or anything.

But bunny's seemed like a good pet.  I kind of know this for sure because I also once found a bunny foraging in our own backyard that probably escaped from it's owners somehow.  Told my parents and so we took it in, gave it food, cleaned all the muck off of it, and I was generally really proud of myself.  My dad let it go the next day.  He said it needed to be out in nature.  We're in the fucking Silicon Valley.

Chinchillas look cute though.  I hope somebody's chinchilla runs away soon.

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birds might be the  one pet I wouldn't keep

a lot of mess and noise and you can't interact with them too much

Ichirou

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I feel sorry for Prole's kid.  She'll never know the joy and happiness of having a dog because her dad thinks they're "gay."

Dogs rule.
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lennedsay

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I had a really badass bird that was mean to everybody else but cool as hell to me. He flew away and my grandma got me a new one... He's a needy prick that won't stfu.  :maf

edit: I've also had rabbits and they're fun. Litterboxed trained and can run around the house a bit without getting lost cause they're bigger than most other rodent pets. Chews all your cords though. You're good if you hate lamps.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2010, 03:16:14 AM by lennedsay »
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Van Cruncheon

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she has a nintendo dog.

there is no joy in owning a pet unless you are a needy codependent type. cleaning up shit and enduring their random behaviors try the soul. the only upside is being able to eat them.
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:(

We've almost always had dogs around - Australian silky terriers, and one doberman/rottweiler cross.  My current silky is only four, he rocks.

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didn't prole once post a story a while ago of smacking his cat in the nuts with a ruler?

Phoenix Dark

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Since when do cats have nuts  :sonic
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brawndolicious

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they got to have something when they go to get neutered.

Ichirou

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she has a nintendo dog.

there is no joy in owning a pet unless you are a needy codependent type. cleaning up shit and enduring their random behaviors try the soul. the only upside is being able to eat them.

Spoken like a true sociopath.
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The Sceneman

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post more fucking youtube videos, stop all this talking
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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:heartbeat Dogs :heartbeat
:piss Cats :piss2

post more fucking youtube videos, stop all this talking

Only post good Youtube videos, not the piles of shit in .flv form that often get posted here.
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she has a nintendo dog.

there is no joy in owning a pet unless you are a needy codependent type. cleaning up shit and enduring their random behaviors try the soul. the only upside is being able to eat them.

Spoken like a true sociopath.

You like to throw that word around if you find out someone isnt that into dogs, huh? 
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Philip Cardgage

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20427324&postcount=31015

His family could use a little bleach in the gene pool.

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I would so see this
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3231da28bb/weird-the-al-yankovic-story


That was pretty great, better Oscar parody than anything the Oscars have done! :lol
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I didn't use to like dogs.  Hell, I really still don't.  But I love ours.  Does that make sense?  Like children annoy the fuck out of me even though I love mine to death.

My wife's mom asked to take care of a dog for a few days while they found it a home.  At first I was pissed.  Until I was watching TV and it came up to and just looked so fucking cute and snuggled up to me and watched the Science Channel with me.  I fell in love.  He can be so damn annoying but he is so damn adorable.  Last night when Scud from Toy Story was barking he woke up and started backing back.  He was all scared.  

He's a little toy poodle or something.  I'm not sure exactly what breed.  Some kind of small poodle.  But he's white and curly and so lovable.  His name is Chubby.  

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[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

essentially for Jin

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[youtube=560,345]xcLTaMpRl2o[/youtube]
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[youtube=560,345]ivlVfChBkzg[/youtube]
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Phoenix Dark

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[youtube=560,345]xcLTaMpRl2o[/youtube]

fucking awesome  :lol
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Raban

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I would so see this
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3231da28bb/weird-the-al-yankovic-story


omg :rofl

:heart Olivia Wilde
:heart Gary Cole

Totally seeing this. It's completely stupid/unnecessary, and it's probably going to suck hard, but I'm still seeing it.
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... It's not real.
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BlueTsunami

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What is with Olivia Wilde and Funny or Die? Basically in general. She tends to appear in awesome thing that are a little geek / humor related.
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Because she's cool and is trying to appeal to me, but it's not working Olivia - I'm not interested!
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Philip Cardgage

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I would let her lick my butt