Author Topic: Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit (Read 1167713 times)

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5760 on:** March 24, 2010, 11:51:22 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on March 24, 2010, 11:27:20 PM

Would you still hit it, Ichirou? You know Carson Daly and Jamie Kennedy wrecked that shit.

She does look pretty busted now. No thanks.

Ichirou · « **Reply #5761 on:** March 24, 2010, 11:55:57 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on March 24, 2010, 11:51:22 PM

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on March 24, 2010, 11:27:20 PM
Would you still hit it, Ichirou? You know Carson Daly and Jamie Kennedy wrecked that shit.

She does look pretty busted now. No thanks.

She's still hot mayne.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5762 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:45:35 AM »

WWTDD totally turned me off to her

On the flip, Rachael Leigh Cook on Psych and recently appearing on The Soup cements my love for her

Ichirou · « **Reply #5763 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:47:45 AM »

Rachael Leigh Cook has a fivehead, tho. She's also been married for a long time. Meanwhile, JLH is single and desperate.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5764 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:50:43 AM »

I bet it looks like roast beef down there. Jamie Kennedy is not a gentle lover.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5765 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:53:50 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on March 25, 2010, 12:47:45 AM

Rachael Leigh Cook has a fivehead, tho. She's also been married for a long time. Meanwhile, JLH is single and desperate.

I think I have a thing for fiveheads. Rachael Leigh Cook, Camilla Belle... umm, I'm sure there are others.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #5766 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:54:39 AM »

Does JLH talk about all the times she cheated on her bfs? If so I'd buy that book and read it.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

and drop massive loads

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5767 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:54:43 AM »

BlueTsunami had a crush on Waychel

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5768 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:55:38 AM »

Oh God, I think that may have been too much crainage, even for me.

Ichirou · « **Reply #5769 on:** March 25, 2010, 02:01:29 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on March 25, 2010, 12:50:43 AM

I bet it looks like roast beef down there. Jamie Kennedy is not a gentle lover.

You sound as though you speak from personal experience.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #5770 on:** March 25, 2010, 02:05:49 AM »

JLH's horsey face never did much for me but her body has always made me

Even though she's let herself go a little, I'd still smash it. She would be put on the Insanity workout program though.

Ichirou · « **Reply #5771 on:** March 25, 2010, 02:43:47 AM »

My insanity workout program all takes place in the bedroom.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #5772 on:** March 25, 2010, 09:48:34 AM »

Everything that is wrong with stupid pc gamers in a single post

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20446529&postcount=414

Get out of the house distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #5773 on:** March 25, 2010, 10:02:53 AM »

huh? what part of those requests aren't good things? Especially the first. Not being able to toggle on specific graphical options in Metro 2033 is distinguished mentally-challenged.

brob · « **Reply #5774 on:** March 25, 2010, 10:08:52 AM »

DennisK4 is a bit of a loon tho.

Can't search since Evilore is a cheap-skate, but I remember he said all games should be open world and have an "immersive" (read: ketchup in your face) HUD.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #5775 on:** March 25, 2010, 10:40:47 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on March 25, 2010, 10:02:53 AM

huh? what part of those requests aren't good things? Especially the first. Not being able to toggle on specific graphical options in Metro 2033 is distinguished mentally-challenged.

The point is, the dev is there talking, and the wishes of this distinguished mentally-challenged fellow are all about some stupid ass bullshit like having options to cripple the graphics card etc etc

Every "wish" of his, is basically related to benchmark.

I mean seriously. How is that important? The guy is a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

Eric P · « **Reply #5776 on:** March 25, 2010, 10:42:07 AM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on March 24, 2010, 10:44:04 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20440112&postcount=160

Quote
I give Cameron free pass for making loud mouth comments. I also give Woody Allen free pass to fuck little girl because the movies he made in the 90s. (Don't bother to argue with me, I am not going to change my mind.)

A poster on the internet literally adheres to most common joke example of Artistic Offsets Principle.

the movies he made in the NINETIES?

the movies he made in the 70s allow him to gang rape everything you hold dear

the movies he made in the 90s allow him close his eyes when you piss on his face.

archie4208 · « **Reply #5777 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:06:19 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on March 25, 2010, 10:40:47 AM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on March 25, 2010, 10:02:53 AM
huh? what part of those requests aren't good things? Especially the first. Not being able to toggle on specific graphical options in Metro 2033 is distinguished mentally-challenged.

The point is, the dev is there talking, and the wishes of this distinguished mentally-challenged fellow are all about some stupid ass bullshit like having options to cripple the graphics card etc etc

Every "wish" of his, is basically related to benchmark.

I mean seriously. How is that important? The guy is a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

How is that any different from your random forum poster analyzing hair in FF13 and declaring that the PS3 is superior because it has an extra 50 pixels?

cool breeze · « **Reply #5778 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:17:09 PM »

cuz you can't download a patch to see pole titties in ff13. gotta have those 16xAA 16xAF HBAO SSAO CUDA PHYSX POINT SPECULAR BOKEH DYNAMIC SHADOWS nipples, bro

and yeah, every PC game should let you drop individual effects. I wish some console games would you let you do this stuff as well. The closest you see is v-sync in Bioshock and Saints Row.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #5779 on:** March 25, 2010, 02:25:08 PM »

[youtube=560,345]BVrXHOmM56s[/youtube]

Robo · « **Reply #5780 on:** March 25, 2010, 02:30:41 PM »

Yeti · « **Reply #5781 on:** March 25, 2010, 04:27:11 PM »

[youtube=560,345]q31XdlsC4D4[/youtube]

Brehvolution · « **Reply #5782 on:** March 25, 2010, 04:28:46 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5783 on:** March 25, 2010, 05:01:27 PM »

how do you favorite youtube vids now?

Beezy · « **Reply #5784 on:** March 25, 2010, 05:05:24 PM »

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #5785 on:** March 25, 2010, 06:42:20 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20451562&postcount=1

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5786 on:** March 25, 2010, 06:50:02 PM »

are you fuckin serious

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #5787 on:** March 25, 2010, 06:51:03 PM »

I always wonder if anyone actually looks at other people's posts in those threads

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5788 on:** March 25, 2010, 07:30:36 PM »

http://wimp.com/indiapakistan/

Beezy · « **Reply #5789 on:** March 25, 2010, 07:40:37 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2010, 07:30:36 PM

http://wimp.com/indiapakistan/

This is a joke, right?

Donono · « **Reply #5790 on:** March 25, 2010, 08:23:45 PM »

Which of you is this?

[youtube=560,345]LVNXR1CDTI0[/youtube]

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5791 on:** March 25, 2010, 08:32:49 PM »

I once made a noise like that. It was when I accidentally caught myself in my jean zipper.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #5792 on:** March 25, 2010, 08:34:54 PM »

I'd make fun of their traditions, but our proudest tradition involves hopping around a pole like a frog.

Donono · « **Reply #5793 on:** March 25, 2010, 08:43:14 PM »

Well we do have Hee Haw to make up for.

[youtube=560,345]XFFT6YfX6jk[/youtube]

Akala · « **Reply #5794 on:** March 25, 2010, 09:18:27 PM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on March 25, 2010, 06:51:03 PM

I always wonder if anyone actually looks at other people's posts in those threads

if they did, they'd realize aoi won the thread.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5795 on:** March 25, 2010, 09:36:05 PM »

[youtube=560,345]ZFD01r6ersw[/youtube]

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5796 on:** March 25, 2010, 10:14:28 PM »

http://saskatoon.kijiji.ca/c-pets-dogs-puppies-for-sale-Chow-Husky-cross-puppy-for-adoption-W0QQAdIdZ194190418

zomg so cute

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5797 on:** March 25, 2010, 10:25:27 PM »

Rasmussen's Syndrome: Cameron Mott Has Half Her Brain Removed To Combat Rare Condition That Causes Seizures
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/25/rasmussens-syndrome-camer_n_513433.html
wow

I wonder tho...they say because children's brains are so elastic they can take over the functions of whatever side of the brain has been removed. Well when she gets older, will there be any side effects to that?

Smooth Groove, inform me

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #5798 on:** March 25, 2010, 10:25:47 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down_syndrome

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5799 on:** March 25, 2010, 10:28:24 PM »

Her now empty lobe to be filled with MACHINE GUNS on taxpayer money

Ichirou · « **Reply #5800 on:** March 25, 2010, 10:30:32 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2010, 10:25:27 PM

Rasmussen's Syndrome: Cameron Mott Has Half Her Brain Removed To Combat Rare Condition That Causes Seizures
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/25/rasmussens-syndrome-camer_n_513433.html
wow

I wonder tho...they say because children's brains are so elastic they can take over the functions of whatever side of the brain has been removed. Well when she gets older, will there be any side effects to that?

Smooth Groove, inform me

They're going to put a hard drive in there and she'll be an information courier like Johnny Mnemonic.

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #5801 on:** March 25, 2010, 10:40:11 PM »

She looks old. Like... that face just has age all over it.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #5802 on:** March 26, 2010, 12:12:42 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=391190

All this dumb thread needs now is Amir0x giving some god awful piece of advice based on some hard trip he had after overdosing on mushroom pizza.

ManaByte · « **Reply #5803 on:** March 26, 2010, 04:58:11 AM »

I once knew someone who dropped acid just so he and his buddy could trip out on the Death Star blowing up in Star Wars. The were tripping out so much during the movie they missed it. "Don't worry. It happens again in the third one!" they missed that one too.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5804 on:** March 26, 2010, 05:00:33 AM »

you tell the worst stories

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #5805 on:** March 26, 2010, 06:27:21 AM »

I knew a guy who did acid once, and he looked in the mirror and he was all like "Dude, I look like the devil." Yadda yadda yadda, I fucked your sister.

etiolate · « **Reply #5806 on:** March 26, 2010, 06:35:39 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on March 26, 2010, 06:27:21 AM

I knew a guy who did acid once, and he looked in the mirror and he was all like "Dude, I look like the devil." Yadda yadda yadda, I fucked your sister.

was it BrandNew?

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too easy

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Barry Egan · « **Reply #5807 on:** March 26, 2010, 07:45:22 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on March 26, 2010, 06:26:17 AM

I don't know why Chipopo advises to smoke a bowl though.

cause I've personally enjoyed smoking bowls after ingesting mushrooms *shrug*

Barry Egan · « **Reply #5808 on:** March 26, 2010, 07:50:40 AM »

to be fair though it had more to do with the people I was smoking with then the weed itself. If it were just me by myself (doing shrooms

) then it wouldn't really be a priority.

GilloD · « **Reply #5809 on:** March 26, 2010, 07:50:58 AM »

Mushrooms are great. I'll tell hilarious stories later when I have time.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #5810 on:** March 26, 2010, 10:04:05 AM »

God, I'm glad those days are behind me.

self induced retardism

Crushed · « **Reply #5811 on:** March 26, 2010, 01:21:14 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

brob · « **Reply #5812 on:** March 26, 2010, 01:37:21 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=391235

Oh Nintendo

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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WrikaWrek · « **Reply #5813 on:** March 26, 2010, 01:53:01 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on March 26, 2010, 01:37:21 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=391235

Oh Nintendo
spoiler (click to show/hide)

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20467712&postcount=84

Huh

Really, Sony fanboy in a nutshell. Move isn't that much of a rip off, it's a hybrid really...but Natal, now that shit is EXACTLY like Eye Toy. Which is why, there are Eye Toy games that do what Natal does.

MCD · « **Reply #5814 on:** March 26, 2010, 02:18:00 PM »

Eye Toy is just a toy.

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #5815 on:** March 26, 2010, 04:44:04 PM »

Quote from: MCD on March 26, 2010, 02:18:00 PM

Eye Toy is just a toy.

The Natal is even less. Just a nat.

MCD · « **Reply #5816 on:** March 26, 2010, 04:49:02 PM »

National AIDS Trust?

Donono · « **Reply #5817 on:** March 26, 2010, 05:15:54 PM »

[youtube=560,345]JLkOYHYQ2tc[/youtube]

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5818 on:** March 26, 2010, 07:10:51 PM »

slightly nsfw

[youtube=560,345]JNEusOiSMJg[/youtube]

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5819 on:** March 26, 2010, 07:23:54 PM »

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Author Topic: Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit (Read 1167713 times)