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http://ca.kotaku.com/5506065/report-steven-spielberg-is-crazy-paranoid

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Steven Spielberg has a never-used motorcycle permanently parked outside his office in the event he needs to escape.

badass

i would hope that someone uses it from time to time. Moisture buildup in the gas tank would make for an anticlimactic escape.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #6127 on:** March 31, 2010, 05:22:49 PM »

Quote from: drew on March 31, 2010, 03:29:40 PM

i would let that kid blow me, no homo

'specially if he had some skag, amirite?

///

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #6128 on:** March 31, 2010, 06:34:49 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on March 31, 2010, 03:14:08 PM

Quote from: MCD on March 31, 2010, 02:58:33 PM
no dick, no bore.

Know dick, Know Bore.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #6129 on:** March 31, 2010, 06:51:53 PM »

looks terribad

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #6130 on:** March 31, 2010, 06:53:40 PM »

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/26184891/vp/36113365#36113365

I hate when uninterested parties try to make generalizations about the internet and internet culture.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6131 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:04:32 PM »

I think this "trolling" phenomenon is really going to take the Internet by storm.

... I like how mainstream media just found out about what we've actually been using the Internet for during the past two decades.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #6132 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:07:05 PM »

Can't be the only one who just laughs at hearing "internet trolls" on the news.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6133 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:07:20 PM »

1. Set your Facebook account to "Only Friends".

2. Block any "friends" who post nasty remarks.

It's like MAGIC.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6134 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:08:28 PM »

Actually, is there a way you can make sure that certain friends can't see what other friends say?

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #6135 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:08:34 PM »

I like how they think trolling only refers to chan raids on public Facebook memorials. Todayshow needs to go back to covering Jon & Kate

also:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/RIP-Alexis-Pilkington/104755919556445

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #6136 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:08:48 PM »

You mean to tell me people DON'T act like jackasses with the "power" of anonymity?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6137 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:12:18 PM »

I had this discussion today, because I was watching cable news and some shrink was talking about how all these kids are getting bulled on the Internet and it's destroying their emotional well-being.

... I'm sorry, but remember when we were kids and we were bullied in person? Or instead of a dozen or so kids making fun of you on Facebook, it was a dozen or so kids laughing at you in real life?

I understand social networking and personal communication devices have reduced a lot of IRL social contact for young people, but I find it laughable that they are worse off today than we were. We'd get our asses whooped and made fun of to our face; that sucks way more.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #6138 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:13:06 PM »

"bu bu bu but can't we prosecute people for saying mean things on internets"

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #6139 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:13:42 PM »

I was bullied as a kid and it made me into a hardass. I have gotten into more fights than I can remember.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6140 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:15:08 PM »

Please, like anyone sued another kid or his family over a schoolyard fight. Getting into a lame grade school fistfight is like a rite of passage for most males; it prepares us for the cruel realities of life, or if you're a minority, prison.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #6141 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:17:47 PM »

I'm sorry but this news report is hilarious.

The part where her friends are reading the comments and walking alongside each other as if it is THEM VERSUS THE INTERNET killed me. It's like, grow a spine, delete the comments and shrug it off.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #6142 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:19:10 PM »

Wait is that the star of david on that car windshield?

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. They're jews and they're trying to see if there's a way to get money out of this publicity.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6143 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:19:30 PM »

Also, could any parents, especially fathers, tell me about this hypocritical parenting thing where you have to put on this dog and pony show to your kid if he gets into fisticuffs on the playground, but then secretly high-five yourself for raising a kid that stood up for himself.

"I'm very disappointed in you, violence is never the answer..."

[kid leaves room with look of shame]

*My kid is such a badass, high-five awesome parenting self.*

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #6144 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:24:21 PM »

Story from my father's childhood:

One day my uncle gets chased home by the kids across the street, they beat him and he chickened out. Grandpa was at home, and told him if he didn't go out there and defend himself, he'd have to defend his ass from grandpa's belt. Guess which option he chose?

That didn't make sense to me. My father told me not to fight because it'd get on your record or something, and if there's anything that's a death sentence for a minority it's something like a fight on your record. So my father discouraged me from fighting. Yet my mother was the complete opposite and said if someone mistreated me to the point where I felt it was within my rights to defend myself, I should.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #6145 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:27:12 PM »

Veidt · « **Reply #6146 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:28:03 PM »

lol

we used to throw hot coal on people who would bully one of us, back in Africa.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6147 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:28:11 PM »

Those kids aren't dead...

... yet.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #6148 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:29:55 PM »

Veidt · « **Reply #6149 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:30:06 PM »

It's true.
Africa makes people crazy.I think it's the heat.

Oh I forgot to say...

We used to throw it FROM THEIR ROOF INTO THEIR HOUSES.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6150 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:31:34 PM »

That's pretty awesome.

There was a bully back in grade school in my daycare that really tormented me, so I snapped and broke his nose. Sometime after that, at the bus stop, he kept whipping me with twigs - so I lost it, went into the nearby forest, picked up a log and whacked him in the face with it. I almost got kicked out of daycare for that.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6151 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:32:38 PM »

In Africa, bullies get a steaming pile of AIDS.

Veidt · « **Reply #6152 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:33:08 PM »

I meant to say Burning coal from the "Burjikoh" ( oven)

Africa is fucking crazy

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #6153 on:** March 31, 2010, 07:34:12 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on March 31, 2010, 07:31:34 PM

There was a bully back in grade school in my daycare that really tormented me, so I snapped and broke his nose. Sometime after that, at the bus stop, he kept whipping me with twigs - so I lost it, went into the nearby forest, picked up a log and whacked him in the face with it. I almost got kicked out of daycare for that.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #6154 on:** March 31, 2010, 08:15:05 PM »

ahahaha the comment the dude read about the team making some cuts and she was left hanging out to dry hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Barry Egan · « **Reply #6155 on:** March 31, 2010, 08:39:29 PM »

One time I got back at a bully by punching his younger brother in the stomach. That's street justice.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

He beat the shit out of me a few seconds later $:-\$

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6156 on:** March 31, 2010, 09:12:52 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on March 31, 2010, 07:32:38 PM

In Africa, bullies get a steaming pile of AIDS.

To be fair though, so does everyone else.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6157 on:** March 31, 2010, 09:29:27 PM »

That video on trolling is just another example of The Onion ruining real news programs for me. I couldn't help but laugh throughout the video, especially when the overweight internet trolling expert was introduced

"this new phenomena.."

I've been trolling for a decade nukkaz

Powerslave · « **Reply #6158 on:** March 31, 2010, 10:09:30 PM »

poorly

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #6159 on:** March 31, 2010, 10:59:33 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on March 31, 2010, 07:31:34 PM

That's pretty awesome.

There was a bully back in grade school in my daycare that really tormented me, so I snapped and broke his nose. Sometime after that, at the bus stop, he kept whipping me with twigs - so I lost it, went into the nearby forest, picked up a log and whacked him in the face with it. I almost got kicked out of daycare for that.

I remember there was some dumbass kid across the street from me who was a loser most of the time but tried to strut his stuff and act like hot shit when other people were around. One time in winter he tried to start shit with me in front of a friend of mine so I picked up a big thick disc of ice that had formed inside an upside-down garbage can lid and I beamed him right in the face with it. He went inside LOL

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6160 on:** April 01, 2010, 12:15:19 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #6161 on:** April 01, 2010, 12:26:04 AM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on March 31, 2010, 10:59:33 PM

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on March 31, 2010, 07:31:34 PM
That's pretty awesome.

There was a bully back in grade school in my daycare that really tormented me, so I snapped and broke his nose. Sometime after that, at the bus stop, he kept whipping me with twigs - so I lost it, went into the nearby forest, picked up a log and whacked him in the face with it. I almost got kicked out of daycare for that.

I remember there was some dumbass kid across the street from me who was a loser most of the time but tried to strut his stuff and act like hot shit when other people were around. One time in winter he tried to start shit with me in front of a friend of mine so I picked up a big thick disc of ice that had formed inside an upside-down garbage can lid and I beamed him right in the face with it. He went inside LOL

You ever watch Freaks and Geeks? He probably just wanted to go to the ballpark or science museum with ya' guys

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #6162 on:** April 01, 2010, 12:28:15 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 31, 2010, 09:29:27 PM

That video on trolling is just another example of The Onion ruining real news programs for me. I couldn't help but laugh throughout the video, especially when the overweight internet trolling expert was introduced

"this new phenomena.."

I've been trolling for a decade nukkaz

Same.

It is just like an onion video.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #6163 on:** April 01, 2010, 01:04:05 AM »

cool breeze · « **Reply #6164 on:** April 01, 2010, 01:10:14 AM »

uh, I don't know how to link it, but watch any youtube video and click on TEXTp

It's an april fools joke or whatever but it looks awesome.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6165 on:** April 01, 2010, 01:30:59 AM »

http://youtube-global.blogspot.com/

That does look cool.

demi · « **Reply #6166 on:** April 01, 2010, 03:33:45 AM »

TEXTp is cool, I would use it when watching music vids (the vids with a static image)

Why they made this and fucked up their entire layout period is beyond me

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6167 on:** April 01, 2010, 03:35:20 AM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on March 31, 2010, 10:59:33 PM

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on March 31, 2010, 07:31:34 PM
That's pretty awesome.

There was a bully back in grade school in my daycare that really tormented me, so I snapped and broke his nose. Sometime after that, at the bus stop, he kept whipping me with twigs - so I lost it, went into the nearby forest, picked up a log and whacked him in the face with it. I almost got kicked out of daycare for that.

I remember there was some dumbass kid across the street from me who was a loser most of the time but tried to strut his stuff and act like hot shit when other people were around. One time in winter he tried to start shit with me in front of a friend of mine so I picked up a big thick disc of ice that had formed inside an upside-down garbage can lid and I beamed him right in the face with it. He went inside LOL

... that was the day AdmiralViscen killed a dude.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6168 on:** April 01, 2010, 03:40:46 AM »

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #6169 on:** April 01, 2010, 05:43:18 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on March 30, 2010, 09:46:36 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20532629&postcount=31408

This may not end well

Reposting pic:

Chick totally looks like a girl I went to school with:

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #6170 on:** April 01, 2010, 05:49:02 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20556392&postcount=31506

This post is cheeseburger confirmation.

Reb · « **Reply #6171 on:** April 01, 2010, 05:51:58 AM »

It's well known she's a post op, there's nothing left to confirm.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #6172 on:** April 01, 2010, 05:53:40 AM »

Oh really? lol oops

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #6173 on:** April 01, 2010, 06:53:59 AM »

Where are you guys getting the cheeseburger shit from?

If she is one, then a bunch of dudes in that thread are looking pretty silly right about now.

Reb · « **Reply #6174 on:** April 01, 2010, 06:55:38 AM »

She a very active poster in the transgender thread.

I think all the guys are trying to come off as open minded.

Reb · « **Reply #6175 on:** April 01, 2010, 08:00:16 AM »

I just want to kick it with a former dude.

cool breeze · « **Reply #6176 on:** April 01, 2010, 09:36:35 AM »

http://www.4colorrebellion.com/

my website back in the day was that, except red and with a dbz midi

Crushed · « **Reply #6177 on:** April 01, 2010, 09:42:44 AM »

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/synnibarr-raven-mccracken.php?page=1

please tell me that at least one of you played this game

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6178 on:** April 01, 2010, 09:58:06 AM »

Green Shinobi, he publicly admitted he's a post op cheeseburger. This is well known on NeoGAF, but they are all white nights - cheeseburger vag be damned!

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #6179 on:** April 01, 2010, 10:09:07 AM »

It's pretty easy to be open minded on the internet and flatter her but I'm pretty sure most of the would run a mile if they met one on the basis of having a long term relationship or just a sexual one.

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