Author Topic: Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit (Read 1780403 times)

Ichirou · « **Reply #7320 on:** April 17, 2010, 08:51:34 AM »

That's lexi. And the nose is real. Looks like the fucking Joker.

Veidt · « **Reply #7321 on:** April 17, 2010, 08:52:11 AM »

Jaime >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>x Infinity Lexi

Veidt · « **Reply #7322 on:** April 17, 2010, 09:01:57 AM »

I literally get that vomit inducing feeling everytime i see it.

wish all trans were like Jaime.

MCD · « **Reply #7323 on:** April 17, 2010, 09:04:03 AM »

you can start by inviting this jaime then.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #7324 on:** April 17, 2010, 09:09:49 AM »

http://news.in.msn.com/international/article.aspx?cp-documentid=3827902

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Are Beatles bigger than the Jesus?

Rockbands are a crazy lot. When they are successful at that it simply multiplies the eccentricity.

In 1966, the 'Godly' Beatles - the record-setters, the sigh! of every damsel, alive or dead, the role model of every Woodstocker, the-looked-upon-at by every bell-bottom draped pot smoker - said something which raised them beyond cult - beyond agonists, even beyond atheists. Ringo Starr, the band's infamous drummer was quoted (in 1966) by a British Daily challenging the Jesus' popularity to that of the band, "Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right. We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first - rock'n'roll or Christianity. Jesus was all right, but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It's them twisting it that ruins it for me." You never know how it feels to be Beatles (especially in the late 60s when they were at their peak), nobody knows. With 7 Grammy Awards, 15 Ivor Novello Awards, 6 Diamond albums, as well as 24 Multi-Platinum albums, 39 Platinum albums and 45 Gold albums it would not feel anything less than the almighty. Clearly, they were closest anyone has had ever been to heights the God, at least when the self-absorbed remark was made.

You might have more followers than the Jesus (or any other God) ever had had, cutting across religion, which Christianity or for that matter any other religion could never really achieve. Would Muslims follow the Jesus, or the Beatles if given a choice? In a way, Ringo really wasn't wrong in terms of sheer figures with Beatles followers would exceed total number of Christianity faithful in 1965. In terms of sheer numbers it would make them popular than the almighty. But, does popular means bigger? Matter of the fact is SRK might have more followers than the total Muslims in the world, but that doesn't make him bigger than the religion itself, at least he doesn't claim so. Success makes your humbler. But, not in the case of Ringo. He has backed his 40-odd-year-old statement (replying on being absolved by the Vatican for his comments), ""Didn't the Vatican say we were satanic or possibly satanic -- and they've still forgiven us? I think the Vatican, they've got more to talk about than the Beatles."
The Vatican on the other hand has absolved the band despite being so stuck-up on the material fame citing, "at the end of the day, they are still producing those beautiful melodies." Fair enough. We leave it on for you to decide, what makes you bigger than the almighty, if anything does?

India Syndicate

Veidt · « **Reply #7325 on:** April 17, 2010, 09:10:08 AM »

Quote from: Jinfash Akbar on April 17, 2010, 09:04:58 AM

Link to Jaime's pics please.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=32802.msg1087362#msg1087362

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #7326 on:** April 17, 2010, 10:33:27 AM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

lol

Ichirou · « **Reply #7327 on:** April 17, 2010, 10:44:29 AM »

Quote from: Veidt on April 17, 2010, 09:10:08 AM

Quote from: Jinfash Akbar on April 17, 2010, 09:04:58 AM
Link to Jaime's pics please.
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=32802.msg1087362#msg1087362

So baffling to me that underneath all that, there's a dick.

MCD · « **Reply #7328 on:** April 17, 2010, 11:19:26 AM »

and you will never have that dick

Diunx · « **Reply #7329 on:** April 17, 2010, 11:33:27 AM »

Quote from: Jinfash Akbar on April 16, 2010, 07:05:28 PM

What are the best webcomics out there anyways? I need to add a few to my google reader.

So far I've added: xkcd, hark, Saturday morning breakfast, explosm, and PA.

Freak angels.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #7330 on:** April 17, 2010, 12:09:29 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Himu · « **Reply #7331 on:** April 17, 2010, 12:33:28 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 17, 2010, 07:10:46 AM

himu: post links lol

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20810163&postcount=2407

He thinks I'm a transgirl.

Original post in question:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20805406&postcount=2399

Reb · « **Reply #7332 on:** April 17, 2010, 02:34:49 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash Akbar on April 16, 2010, 07:05:28 PM

What are the best webcomics out there anyways? I need to add a few to my google reader.

So far I've added: xkcd, hark, Saturday morning breakfast, explosm, and PA.

EDIT: Don't bother with the first one, it's dutch.

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #7333 on:** April 17, 2010, 02:44:17 PM »

Jaime is post-op, right? So wouldn't it be more accurate to say that she used to have a dick?

Himu · « **Reply #7334 on:** April 17, 2010, 02:53:11 PM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on April 17, 2010, 02:44:17 PM

Jaime is post-op, right? So wouldn't it be more accurate to say that she used to have a dick?

Jamie is pre-op.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #7335 on:** April 17, 2010, 02:53:32 PM »

I did that sex ID thing and I got right in the middle too

Himu · « **Reply #7336 on:** April 17, 2010, 02:54:01 PM »

Same fistful.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #7337 on:** April 17, 2010, 02:55:28 PM »

i only got 3/20 on the empathizing part

Veidt · « **Reply #7338 on:** April 17, 2010, 02:56:54 PM »

I've noticed that the internet is like 50% black people.

First we President

Now we Internet?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7339 on:** April 17, 2010, 03:00:07 PM »

Fokke & Sukke

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7340 on:** April 17, 2010, 03:22:01 PM »

Jaime's post about her dick not working was pretty odd. I doubt estrogen would simply render it useless, and if someone sucked it she'd get hard (no homo) right? Smooth Groove you're a doctor, help us out

Beezy · « **Reply #7341 on:** April 17, 2010, 03:32:22 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 17, 2010, 03:22:01 PM

her dick

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7342 on:** April 17, 2010, 03:36:21 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 17, 2010, 03:22:01 PM

Jaime's post about her dick not working was pretty odd. I doubt estrogen would simply render it useless, and if someone sucked it she'd get hard (no homo) right? Smooth Groove you're a doctor, help us out

I think a high amount of estrogen does just that (makes the dick go limp). As Vince Masuka of Dexter calls it, "Slug Fucking".

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7343 on:** April 17, 2010, 03:39:21 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 17, 2010, 03:36:21 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 17, 2010, 03:22:01 PM
Jaime's post about her dick not working was pretty odd. I doubt estrogen would simply render it useless, and if someone sucked it she'd get hard (no homo) right? Smooth Groove you're a doctor, help us out

I think a high amount of estrogen does just that (makes the dick go limp). As Vince Masuka of Dexter calls it, "Slug Fucking".

It's okay, PD. You just need to inject some testosterone back into her first.

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7344 on:** April 17, 2010, 03:41:36 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #7345 on:** April 17, 2010, 04:03:13 PM »

What Jamie said was accurate.

A trans woman at height of transition is not the same thing as your "cheeseburger" porn stars.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7346 on:** April 17, 2010, 04:04:54 PM »

well that's gay, no thanks

Himu · « **Reply #7347 on:** April 17, 2010, 04:08:04 PM »

It also depends on what you're taking. For example, taking estrogen can decrease your sex drive to almost nil in 2 weeks, but if you take another kind like say, progesterone, your sex drive can come back. Of course, that doesn't mean there's no longer a disconnect between the genitals due hormones, but like I said on gaf, not all transpeople are the same; some loathe their genitals while some make due with it and accept their genitals.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7348 on:** April 17, 2010, 04:08:49 PM »

PD, I found a new hairstyle you could rock... just gotta' let your hair grow out a bit...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20805035&postcount=32312

Himu · « **Reply #7349 on:** April 17, 2010, 04:09:40 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 17, 2010, 04:08:49 PM

PD, I found a new hairstyle you could rock... just gotta' let your hair grow out a bit...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20805035&postcount=32312

I apologize but that looks awful.

Veidt · « **Reply #7350 on:** April 17, 2010, 04:12:24 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
Fucking beautiful song.

Third · « **Reply #7351 on:** April 17, 2010, 04:44:10 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 17, 2010, 04:08:49 PM

PD, I found a new hairstyle you could rock... just gotta' let your hair grow out a bit...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20805035&postcount=32312

he looks gay to me

Himu · « **Reply #7352 on:** April 17, 2010, 04:51:55 PM »

You think?

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #7353 on:** April 17, 2010, 04:54:14 PM »

Third · « **Reply #7354 on:** April 17, 2010, 05:40:31 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 17, 2010, 04:51:55 PM

You think?

Yeah, my gaydar tells me he is.
He looks good, though.

Now that we post pics without permission...

Turned out...pretty good?

Diunx · « **Reply #7355 on:** April 17, 2010, 05:47:28 PM »

The nose!!!

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #7356 on:** April 17, 2010, 05:49:26 PM »

Third · « **Reply #7357 on:** April 17, 2010, 05:51:37 PM »

Yep, definitely needs to fix the nose.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7358 on:** April 17, 2010, 05:54:01 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on April 17, 2010, 04:54:14 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

Fuck, his hair is giving me a hankerin' for some Ramen Noodles

Third · « **Reply #7359 on:** April 17, 2010, 05:58:26 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash Akbar on April 17, 2010, 05:52:03 PM

When I hide her nose with my finger, she reminds me of Koshiba.

That's a nice compliment for koshiba.

drew · « **Reply #7360 on:** April 17, 2010, 05:59:22 PM »

god i wish we got all the bbc channels

[youtube=560,345]6D-Z5JkFLxU[/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]h3qbnS5d_r0[/youtube]

tehjaybo · « **Reply #7361 on:** April 17, 2010, 06:17:40 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

magus · « **Reply #7362 on:** April 17, 2010, 06:21:11 PM »

www.isitfunnytoday.com

magus · « **Reply #7363 on:** April 17, 2010, 06:40:36 PM »

also i forgot to post this
http://www.blastwave-comic.com/index.php?p=comic&nro=1

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7364 on:** April 17, 2010, 07:08:34 PM »

Quote from: magus on April 17, 2010, 06:21:11 PM

www.isitfunnytoday.com

That's awesome, also...

Himu · « **Reply #7365 on:** April 17, 2010, 07:25:57 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 17, 2010, 05:54:01 PM

Quote from: Mamacint on April 17, 2010, 04:54:14 PM
(Image removed from quote.)

Fuck, his hair is giving me a hankerin' for some Ramen Noodles

I just ROFLED

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #7366 on:** April 17, 2010, 07:48:24 PM »

[youtube=560,345]Y3KgOFGsm7w[/youtube]
Cracks me the fuck up every time.

Diunx · « **Reply #7367 on:** April 17, 2010, 08:01:45 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on April 17, 2010, 07:44:57 PM

Uhhh I love the Beatles, but your stupid if you think they are that big.

They were that big.

Beezy · « **Reply #7368 on:** April 17, 2010, 09:11:46 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20820323&postcount=82

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7369 on:** April 17, 2010, 10:00:03 PM »

Skidmark, please keep the NSFW stuff in the NSFW topic. We created it to keep that stuff out of this thread.

Blue, you know better!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7370 on:** April 17, 2010, 11:30:48 PM »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8627335.stm

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An Australian publisher has had to pulp and reprint a cook-book after one recipe listed "salt and freshly ground black people" instead of black pepper.

Penguin Group Australia had to reprint 7,000 copies of Pasta Bible last week, the Sydney Morning Herald has reported.

The reprint cost A$20,000 ($18,000; £12,000), but stock in bookshops will not be recalled as it is "extremely hard" to do so, Penguin said.

The recipe was for spelt tagliatelle with sardines and prosciutto.

"We're mortified that this has become an issue of any kind, and why anyone would be offended, we don't know," head of publishing Bob Sessions is quoted as saying by the Sydney newspaper.

Penguin said almost every one of the more than 150 recipes in the book listed salt and freshly ground black pepper, but a misprint occurred on just one page.

"When it comes to the proofreader, of course they should have picked it up, but proofreading a cook-book is an extremely difficult task. I find that quite forgivable," Mr Sessions said.

If anyone complains about the "silly mistake", they will be given the new version, Penguin said.

To be fair, who here hasn't thought that a little himu would go good on their noddle.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7371 on:** April 17, 2010, 11:37:13 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7372 on:** April 17, 2010, 11:53:40 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 17, 2010, 11:30:48 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8627335.stm

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An Australian publisher has had to pulp and reprint a cook-book after one recipe listed "salt and freshly ground black people" instead of black pepper.

Penguin Group Australia had to reprint 7,000 copies of Pasta Bible last week, the Sydney Morning Herald has reported.

The reprint cost A$20,000 ($18,000; £12,000), but stock in bookshops will not be recalled as it is "extremely hard" to do so, Penguin said.

The recipe was for spelt tagliatelle with sardines and prosciutto.

"We're mortified that this has become an issue of any kind, and why anyone would be offended, we don't know," head of publishing Bob Sessions is quoted as saying by the Sydney newspaper.

Penguin said almost every one of the more than 150 recipes in the book listed salt and freshly ground black pepper, but a misprint occurred on just one page.

"When it comes to the proofreader, of course they should have picked it up, but proofreading a cook-book is an extremely difficult task. I find that quite forgivable," Mr Sessions said.

If anyone complains about the "silly mistake", they will be given the new version, Penguin said.

To be fair, who here hasn't thought that a little himu would go good on their noddle.