Author Topic: Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit (Read 1781084 times)

T-Short · « **Reply #9840 on:** June 03, 2010, 09:11:20 AM »

what beans. read this instead

http://twitter.com/bpglobalpr

Diunx · « **Reply #9841 on:** June 03, 2010, 09:56:02 AM »

I can't even begin to imagine how fucked up evilore childhood must have been like.

I bet some kids pee on him every morning before bio class or some shit like that.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #9842 on:** June 03, 2010, 10:08:16 AM »

Quote from: treythemovie on June 03, 2010, 03:20:55 AM

Quote from: Himuro on June 03, 2010, 12:19:16 AM
* Himuro goes to mod list

All of the mods are still on the list, but I can't check who's banned or not because I'm banned lol
The only banned mod I can see is Vennt, but his account was already deleted a couple of weeks ago. That's assuming this 'takeover' and account are even real, which is dubious at best.

Fuck yeah, that's the douche who permed me. I feel vindicated.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #9843 on:** June 03, 2010, 11:46:26 AM »

Ask a question regarding wireless cancellation fees, get no helpful answers! Love gaf.

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #9844 on:** June 03, 2010, 02:21:44 PM »

It was pretty obvious the account was never taken over. Twitter doesn't transfer accounts like that. They only force you to identify yourself as fake OR give up the username for the real company. Neither has happened.

I'm still wondering who it is. I'm still just www.twitter.com/NotNeoGaf and I've never hid that.

On a similar note, Evilore managed to post his picture today. Something he hasn't done in 6 months.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=21599378&postcount=33466

He kinda looks like me:

I'm scared. I don't want douchebag genes.

brob · « **Reply #9845 on:** June 03, 2010, 02:24:09 PM »

Does evilore ever smile?

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #9846 on:** June 03, 2010, 02:30:33 PM »

I want to know what the rest of the shirt looks like.

T-Short · « **Reply #9847 on:** June 03, 2010, 02:31:38 PM »

Quote from: M3wThr33 on June 03, 2010, 02:30:33 PM

I want to know what the rest of the shirt looks like.

hehe. so you can buy the same?

Raban · « **Reply #9848 on:** June 03, 2010, 02:37:20 PM »

:elf :elf :elf

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9849 on:** June 03, 2010, 02:51:00 PM »

I'm closing in almost 90 lbs. lost! Fuck you EviLore, I am still the superior forum admin!

bork · « **Reply #9850 on:** June 03, 2010, 02:59:11 PM »

Damn, I'm only at around 20 pounds lost. :'(

Robo · « **Reply #9851 on:** June 03, 2010, 02:59:35 PM »

Whoever wins, demi loses.

Raban · « **Reply #9852 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:00:18 PM »

I'm still 280

Himu · « **Reply #9853 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:03:05 PM »

I'm still 200 fucking hundred. Wanna get to 130-150.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9854 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:05:41 PM »

ONE YEAR COMPARISON:

(I tried to make the same face, took off my glasses too!)

Better comparison I posted before:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Himu · « **Reply #9855 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:08:57 PM »

Will...I didn't realize...you were such a pretty boy.

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #9856 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:10:26 PM »

I'm happy at 192. Wife wants me down to 180. I'll get there in due time.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #9857 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:10:31 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #9858 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:11:00 PM »

Way to go, Willco.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9859 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:11:11 PM »

Thanks, Arbys! $:-\$

And not all of us can be Goosebumps covers, Himuro!

Himu · « **Reply #9860 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:11:58 PM »

But Jinfash said he was impressed with my cheekbones. I got that going for me.

I'm serious, Will. When you reach your goal you will get more pussy than you know what to do with. And you already get pussy, right?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #9861 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:12:09 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 03, 2010, 03:05:41 PM

ONE YEAR COMPARISON:

(Image removed from quote.)

(I tried to make the same face, took off my glasses too!)

Better comparison I posted before:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
[close]

[youtube=560,345]_w1x6v2qR-Y[/youtube]

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9862 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:13:46 PM »

I wish I could wear a thong. I still got four days until "The Goal", but I still want to lose another fifty pounds by December.

Himu · « **Reply #9863 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:14:46 PM »

Fat-Bore is taking names and doin' thangs. We are legion.

Himu · « **Reply #9864 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:15:21 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 03, 2010, 03:13:46 PM

I wish I could wear a thong. I still got four days until "The Goal", but I still want to lose another fifty pounds by December.

How much are you weighing now?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9865 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:16:03 PM »

I will let you know in four days. I'm not getting on the scale until then.

Himu · « **Reply #9866 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:16:36 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 03, 2010, 03:12:09 PM

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 03, 2010, 03:05:41 PM
ONE YEAR COMPARISON:

(Image removed from quote.)

(I tried to make the same face, took off my glasses too!)

Better comparison I posted before:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
[close]

[youtube=560,345]_w1x6v2qR-Y[/youtube]

Costanza suiciding.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9867 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:17:54 PM »

I hope I lose enough weight that some stupid company will hire me as a spokesperson. I will totally lie and tell everyone I lost the weight by eating nothing but KFC Double Stackers or a liquid diet of Mountain Dew. Just sign the checks.

Himu · « **Reply #9868 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:19:01 PM »

I thought the guy next to Willco in that photo was Triumph then I saw he wasn't bald enough. Yes, I know he's wearing a hat.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9869 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:21:10 PM »

That's a random friend I made on my vacation - his name is Brandon. We still chat it up. His 22-year-old sister just had her birthday today, and she's totally hot. The blonde was a chick I met, and we hung out together afterwards. Until she got engaged. :'(

ManaByte · « **Reply #9870 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:21:39 PM »

That Evilore pic looks like a serial killer photo they show on the news after they caught him covered in blood and gnawing on someone's decapitated head.

Himu · « **Reply #9871 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:22:26 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 03, 2010, 03:21:10 PM

That's a random friend I made on my vacation - his name is Brandon. We still chat it up. His 22-year-old sister just had her birthday today, and she's totally hot. The blonde was a chick I met, and we hung out together afterwards. Until she got engaged. :'(

You can't hang out because she got engaged?

Himu · « **Reply #9872 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:24:06 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on June 03, 2010, 03:21:39 PM

That Evilore pic looks like a serial killer photo they show on the news after they caught him covered in blood and gnawing on someone's decapitated head.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #9873 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:24:30 PM »

I thought Evilore played some MMA badass online, now he admits he was a fatass. It explains so much, really.

That and the ears.

Himu · « **Reply #9874 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:24:32 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on June 03, 2010, 03:21:50 PM

Jesus dude, you need some fashion advice.

Get overweight, then come back and tell someone that.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9875 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:31:52 PM »

Guh? I don't have any silver shirts

Himu · « **Reply #9876 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:33:32 PM »

Silver shirts

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9877 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:36:23 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 03, 2010, 03:05:41 PM

ONE YEAR COMPARISON:

(Image removed from quote.)

The transformation is almost complete

Himu · « **Reply #9878 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:36:43 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #9879 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:43:38 PM »

That is obviously blue.

ManaByte · « **Reply #9880 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:45:52 PM »

GET HIM TO THE GREEK

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9881 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:46:58 PM »

P.S. I got laid in that shirt, mojo! Suck it!

Himu · « **Reply #9882 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:47:25 PM »

Mojo, how'd you become so awesome?

ManaByte · « **Reply #9883 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:47:46 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Himu · « **Reply #9884 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:51:43 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on June 03, 2010, 03:50:07 PM

Stayed away from manga.

:'(

brob · « **Reply #9885 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:51:58 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on June 03, 2010, 03:50:07 PM

Quote from: Himuro on June 03, 2010, 03:47:25 PM
Mojo, how'd you become so awesome?

Stayed away from manga.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9886 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:52:55 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on June 03, 2010, 03:50:07 PM

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 03, 2010, 03:46:58 PM

P.S. I got laid in that shirt, mojo! Suck it!

Only because the reflection off it was so glaring, she couldn't see your face.
(Image removed from quote.)

How does light reflect in the dark

brob · « **Reply #9887 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:55:25 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on June 03, 2010, 03:54:40 PM

Oh yeah, sorry you were in pitch black!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9888 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:57:01 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on June 03, 2010, 03:54:40 PM

Oh yeah, sorry you were in pitch black!

How is this a burn, I made the joke myself

demi · « **Reply #9889 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:57:52 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on June 03, 2010, 03:45:52 PM

GET HIM TO THE GREEK
(Image removed from quote.)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9890 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:58:53 PM »

I won't be able to wear blazers this summer after that movie comes out.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9891 on:** June 03, 2010, 04:02:31 PM »

THANKS I HAVE ONLY BEEN LOSING WEIGHT FOR SIX MONTHS I AM GLAD YOU HAVE FINALLY COME TO TEACH ME HOW

Brehvolution · « **Reply #9892 on:** June 03, 2010, 04:03:34 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #9893 on:** June 03, 2010, 04:04:11 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 03, 2010, 04:02:31 PM

THANKS I HAVE ONLY BEEN LOSING WEIGHT FOR SIX MONTHS I AM GLAD YOU HAVE FINALLY COME TO TEACH ME HOW

He's just showing how much he cares about you

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9894 on:** June 03, 2010, 04:06:27 PM »

Thanks. I just get tired from all the weight loss tips when I lost like, 80+ lbs.

I pretty much just try to stay active, measure everything I eat, account for all my calories and enjoy stuff in moderation (fats, sweets, booze, etc.). I don't have a "diet" other than I try to stay away from fast food.

demi · « **Reply #9895 on:** June 03, 2010, 04:07:35 PM »

This diet stuff sucks. I hate seeing you hurt yourself like this. I might cry looking at those pics

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9896 on:** June 03, 2010, 04:08:03 PM »

80 pounds? Impressive, that's like one hipster. Shed two more, grow a beard, and you'll be the hottest EBer

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9897 on:** June 03, 2010, 04:12:17 PM »

I will measure my weight loss in hipsters from now on

Beezy · « **Reply #9898 on:** June 03, 2010, 04:14:03 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2010, 04:08:03 PM

80 pounds? Impressive, that's like one hipster.

Himu · « **Reply #9899 on:** June 03, 2010, 04:15:29 PM »

Phoenix is on a roll

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