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« Reply #120 on: January 04, 2010, 09:20:08 PM »
What's happening on RAW?

Hart shook hands and hugged HBK.

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« Reply #121 on: January 04, 2010, 09:20:51 PM »
Oh Jesus.

This is like one big WCW reunion.

TNA has always struck me as "WCW Lite."  Now it's even closer to the old WCW.  So you have Hogan, Hall, Nash, Bischoff, Flair, and now Sting back (he'd been gone for a few months).  A bunch of over the hill guys past their primes.  Hogan comes out to NWO music but says he against that old attitude?   ???  GEE I WONDER IF A SWERVE IS COMING???!?!?   Bischoff says things are going to change.  Problem is, if all they're going to do is bring in guys who are better talkers than wrasslers, nothing is going to change, unless they want to turn TNA into the old shitty WCW.  

I flipped over to RAW during a break and saw HBK walking away from Bret Hart.  Will probably keep flipping back and forth during breaks, but I think I am going to stick with the WCW reunion show TNA and just download RAW later.  I want to see what Hart does, but the bottom line is that he's a retired wrestler and won't do anything, and the rest of the show is still the same old beyond tired WWE garbage.  I've seen Kofi/Orton too many times.  Same with the tag team champ match.  ZZZZzzz.
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« Reply #122 on: January 04, 2010, 09:22:21 PM »
WCW was awesome. It had tons of great matches! It had the BEST luchadores!
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« Reply #123 on: January 04, 2010, 09:22:53 PM »
I'm talking about WCW when it started sucking shit.
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« Reply #124 on: January 04, 2010, 09:23:33 PM »
Like right before they got bought? Yeah that suckedddd.
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« Reply #125 on: January 04, 2010, 09:24:17 PM »



Like right before they got bought? Yeah that suckedddd.

They started being bad a good deal before that. Basically they ran out of ideas of what to do with the NWO and Goldberg and just kept repeating the same formula and stopping elevating new talent and just let Hogan, and Nash and the lot limp their way through poor match after poor match.
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« Reply #126 on: January 04, 2010, 09:26:49 PM »
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« Reply #127 on: January 04, 2010, 09:30:17 PM »
Jesus Christ TNA/WCW never knows how to edit these fucking skits. TOO LONG!

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« Reply #128 on: January 04, 2010, 09:35:42 PM »
Raven :lol

Raven stars in a Tim Burton movie :lol
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« Reply #129 on: January 04, 2010, 09:36:41 PM »
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As someone who has barely paid attention to wrestling in the past 15 years...

Holy.  Shit.
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« Reply #130 on: January 04, 2010, 09:48:19 PM »
I'm still amazed Bret is at WWE right now, especially after Owen. I guess he's not holding a grudge?
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« Reply #131 on: January 04, 2010, 10:02:40 PM »
it's hard to hold a grudge when you need and feed on fan adoration like a bret hart does

that plus a suitcase full of dollars washes away a lot of betrayal and dead brothers
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« Reply #132 on: January 04, 2010, 10:04:08 PM »
it's hard to hold a grudge when you need and feed on fan adoration like a bret hart does

that plus a suitcase full of dollars washes away a lot of betrayal and dead brothers

Definitely. I guess it depends on how much "pride" you have.
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« Reply #133 on: January 04, 2010, 10:10:09 PM »
Jericho looks like shit, wtf happened? :(

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« Reply #134 on: January 04, 2010, 10:11:11 PM »
Jericho looks like shit, wtf happened? :(

It's called getting old.

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« Reply #135 on: January 04, 2010, 10:15:14 PM »
TNA's crowd. :-\

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« Reply #136 on: January 04, 2010, 10:19:01 PM »
Black chick on TNA :drool

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« Reply #137 on: January 04, 2010, 10:19:10 PM »
Jericho is still one of the best wrestlers at WWE.
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« Reply #138 on: January 04, 2010, 10:21:10 PM »
Corny pale white dude on RAW :-\

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« Reply #139 on: January 04, 2010, 10:21:41 PM »
Impact is way more entertaining than RAW to me tonight.
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« Reply #140 on: January 04, 2010, 10:30:20 PM »
Impact is way more entertaining than RAW to me tonight.

RAW, sans the Bret stuff, is the same old thing.  I'm sick of it.
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« Reply #141 on: January 04, 2010, 10:31:11 PM »
Sammmme.
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« Reply #142 on: January 04, 2010, 10:34:37 PM »
Kofi's wrestling on the later parts of RAW now? That's a damn big boost compared to being a mid-card wrestler last summer.
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« Reply #143 on: January 04, 2010, 10:37:21 PM »
Kofi's wrestling on the later parts of RAW now? That's a damn big boost compared to being a mid-card wrestler last summer.

He got elevated over the last couple of months.  You missed his big "moment" when they had a show at MSG, when he beat the hell out of Orton in the stands.  Hasn't done anything bigger than that since.  Also John Cena is not on RAW this week, so they have to fill the time with something.  I predict RAW's "main event" is Bret finally getting Vince to come out, and we get a bunch of talking with maybe a punch or two.  Yay.    That's why I'm going to download it...so I can skim through it and watch the 10 minutes of the show that were probably good.
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« Reply #144 on: January 04, 2010, 10:38:31 PM »
Tell me where you dl so I can watch the Jericho match.
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« Reply #145 on: January 04, 2010, 10:40:18 PM »
10 seconds of wrestling

COMMERCIAL

5 seconds of wrstling

COMMERCIAL

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« Reply #146 on: January 04, 2010, 10:41:30 PM »
I usually get all wrasslin' stuff from Xtremewrestlingtorrents.com.  You have to sign up and keep your DL/UL ratio maintained.

If you don't mind waiting a few days, all this stuff will be on Youtube.
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« Reply #147 on: January 04, 2010, 10:42:02 PM »
At least Angle and Styles are legit good wrestlers.

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« Reply #148 on: January 04, 2010, 10:42:22 PM »
Wow, I have to hand it to TNA...they have Styles/Angle, and WWE has...Orton/Kofi rematch #843.  

TNA still has a LOT to prove; it's expected that all the new guys they brought in would just make appearances and not wrestle, but they better deliver.  I'm rooting for them right now since it's at least made wrestling feel "fresh" for the first time in like a decade. 
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« Reply #149 on: January 04, 2010, 10:42:59 PM »
This Styles/Angle match is great.
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« Reply #150 on: January 04, 2010, 10:54:59 PM »
i think it's pretty bad actually. the flow is really terrible. they seem to stumble around to each spot with no coordination. like they made it all up on the spot.
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« Reply #151 on: January 04, 2010, 10:57:01 PM »
Wow. Clean finish. You gotta respect that.

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« Reply #152 on: January 04, 2010, 10:58:00 PM »
i think it's pretty bad actually. the flow is really terrible. they seem to stumble around to each spot with no coordination. like they made it all up on the spot.

It was a spot fest but it was still about 10x better than anything WWE had on tonight.

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« Reply #153 on: January 04, 2010, 10:58:28 PM »
Yeah, I thought they were going to ruin the match.

Fistful, sure. But for me it was all about the maneuvers and seeing who was going to top who. It was a thrilling match.
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« Reply #154 on: January 04, 2010, 11:00:08 PM »
VAL VENIS?!!?!?!?!?!?
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« Reply #155 on: January 04, 2010, 11:02:30 PM »
VAL VENIS?!!?!?!?!?!?

 :o :o :o

was my fave back in the day!
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« Reply #156 on: January 04, 2010, 11:03:30 PM »
VAL VENIS?!!?!?!?!?!?

CHOPPY CHOPPY YOUR PEEPEE

That was the most hilarious storyline ever.
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« Reply #157 on: January 04, 2010, 11:04:01 PM »
It was a sloppy, poorly paced night of TNA but I still found it more compelling than the WWE stuff. Not sure if that is because of nostalgia or not or if it will continue but I'm glad to see some compeitition.

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« Reply #158 on: January 04, 2010, 11:04:41 PM »
It was a sloppy, poorly paced night of TNA but I still found it more compelling than the WWE stuff. Not sure if that is because of nostalgia or not or if it will continue but I'm glad to see some compeitition.

It was a mix of nostalgia and the fact it WAS more entertaining. But the nostalgia was a big thing for me.
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« Reply #159 on: January 04, 2010, 11:05:27 PM »
Surprised Bret didn't punch Vince? No surprise ending to RAW?

edit: spoke too soon!
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« Reply #160 on: January 04, 2010, 11:09:00 PM »
:lol
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« Reply #161 on: January 04, 2010, 11:11:32 PM »
It was a sloppy, poorly paced night of TNA but I still found it more compelling than the WWE stuff. Not sure if that is because of nostalgia or not or if it will continue but I'm glad to see some compeitition.

Same.  The question now is, what happens next week?  Is Impact going back to taped on Thursdays?  A big part of tonight for me was it being live and head to head with the WWE.

I take it then that it was the "NWO" who was beating down wrestlers backstage throughout the show.  The ending was pretty predictable; wrasslin' sites already nailed it a week or two ago when they said that the plan was for the NWO to align with Hogan and Dixie Carter, and the opposing side will be Jeff Jarret and Mick Foley.  Once again, I have to bring up how stupid it is that they are using NWO theme music for Hogan, while trying to play up that he is "conflicted" on who to side with.   ::)

Surprised Bret didn't punch Vince? No surprise ending to RAW?

edit: spoke too soon!

This was predictable as hell too.   :lol  Hart is supposed to be with the WWE through 'Mania, IIRC.
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« Reply #162 on: January 04, 2010, 11:14:59 PM »
So TNA got-

-Hulk Hogan
-Eric Bischoff
-Sean Waltman
-Scott Hall
-Orlando Jordan
-Shannon Moore
-Ric Flair
-Jeff Hardy
-Bubba The Love Sponge (lol)
-The Nasty Boys
-Sean Morley (Val Venis)
-Sting (returned)

Did I miss someone?  There's like four guys in there who are young and in good shape.  Also I wonder why Angelina Love didn't come back.
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« Reply #163 on: January 04, 2010, 11:15:35 PM »
It blows my mind that TNA is actually running with a WCW storyline to "Revolutionize" their company. They can't be this stupid, right?
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« Reply #164 on: January 04, 2010, 11:17:13 PM »
It blows my mind that TNA is actually running with a WCW storyline to "Revolutionize" their company. They can't be this stupid, right?

I think it was Jim Cornette who said that in the wrestling business, seven is the magic number of years when audiences "forget" the past and you can recycle shit again.  It's been longer than that for the NWO (the WWE stint was totally different and doesn't count).

They just better focus on the younger talent and using the older guys to enhance them, not the other way around.
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« Reply #165 on: January 04, 2010, 11:17:21 PM »
Well, that WCW storyline DID help bring WCW to the spotlight.
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« Reply #166 on: January 04, 2010, 11:18:00 PM »
it MUST be true because they clearly forgot what the end of the road is for this storyline
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« Reply #167 on: January 04, 2010, 11:18:35 PM »
They just better focus on the younger talent and using the older guys to enhance them, not the other way around.

I really hope that's the case.
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« Reply #168 on: January 04, 2010, 11:19:01 PM »
So TNA got-

-Hulk Hogan
-Eric Bischoff
-Sean Waltman
-Scott Hall
-Orlando Jordan
-Shannon Moore
-Ric Flair
-Jeff Hardy
-Bubba The Love Sponge (lol)
-The Nasty Boys
-Sean Morley (Val Venis)
-Sting (returned)

Did I miss someone?  There's like four guys in there who are young and in good shape.  Also I wonder why Angelina Love didn't come back.

To be fair I think at least starting off this is the only way it will work. The only reason a lot of people probably watched tonight was because of people like Flair, Hogan, the Nwo stuff, etc. The key will somehow be integrating the old with the new so you can capture both audiences. The WCW could never consistently do it with a lot of the same people so that doesn't bode well for TNA but somebody has to do something.

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« Reply #169 on: January 04, 2010, 11:25:13 PM »
He had a towel around his waist. He was talking to three chicks. That was totally Val Venis.
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« Reply #170 on: January 04, 2010, 11:29:13 PM »
too many "star" egos, fiftysomething men will hog all the face time and hold all the TNA belts within three months

WWE snaps up all the disgruntled young guys who leave, shows them some spotlight love, TNA stagnates and tanks because none of the elderlies will ever swallow their egotism long enough to actually lose a match so it's just a bunch of standing around making awkward challenges to each other

it's as circular as the greenish fringe of fuzz around hogan's liver-spotted skull
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« Reply #171 on: January 04, 2010, 11:29:45 PM »
what happens when all these old guys get bored and leave? nothing. nothing will happen. because nobody will be watching.



also: Fuck Ric Flair. Vince gave him a glorious send off and he's getting ready to shit all over it. 
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« Reply #172 on: January 04, 2010, 11:31:54 PM »
too many "star" egos, fiftysomething men will hog all the face time and hold all the TNA belts within three months

WWE snaps up all the disgruntled young guys who leave, shows them some spotlight love, TNA stagnates and tanks because none of the elderlies will ever swallow their egotism long enough to actually lose a match so it's just a bunch of standing around making awkward challenges to each other

it's as circular as the greenish fringe of fuzz around hogan's liver-spotted skull

TNA has had plenty of 50-something stars for the longest time and they manage to share the spotlight with the younger guys from what I've watched (although, not regularly as I'd like to admit.)
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« Reply #173 on: January 04, 2010, 11:33:06 PM »
no one ever really retires in wrestling, they just keep tottering back every few months until they're eventually the first person thrown out of the ring at the royal rumble
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« Reply #174 on: January 04, 2010, 11:34:12 PM »
also: Fuck Ric Flair. Vince gave him a glorious send off and he's getting ready to shit all over it. 

You are adorable.

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« Reply #175 on: January 04, 2010, 11:36:37 PM »
too many "star" egos, fiftysomething men will hog all the face time and hold all the TNA belts within three months

WWE snaps up all the disgruntled young guys who leave, shows them some spotlight love, TNA stagnates and tanks because none of the elderlies will ever swallow their egotism long enough to actually lose a match so it's just a bunch of standing around making awkward challenges to each other

it's as circular as the greenish fringe of fuzz around hogan's liver-spotted skull

TNA has had plenty of 50-something stars for the longest time and they manage to share the spotlight with the younger guys from what I've watched (although, not regularly as I'd like to admit.)

not like this

you think any of those dudes in that ring are going to let themselves get pinned by a relatively no-name kid?  they never did it in wcw, and they won't do it here.  only now it's going to be even more pathetic, because most of them look like they'd give out of breath climbing into the ring
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« Reply #176 on: January 04, 2010, 11:37:56 PM »
These guys CAN'T wrestle can they?

Scott Hall, for instance, looks completely out of shape. He has a manly beer gut :drool
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« Reply #177 on: January 05, 2010, 03:27:49 AM »
Well now you know. Some of us are closet wrestling fans.
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« Reply #178 on: January 05, 2010, 09:09:53 PM »
It seems TNA Impact did a 1.5 share, which is better than expected.  This is not the first time they've gone up against the WWE before, BTW...last time their rating was like half that.  Spike TV said they would have been happy with 1.1, so they did better than expected.  Still nowhere near typical RAW numbers.

TNA iMPACT spoilers for 1/14/10:
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Written by Richard Gray & Tim Capture on Jan 5, 2010 - 5:23:20 PM

TNA Wrestling taped next Thursday's edition of Impact tonight from Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida. Below are exclusive taping results by myself and Tim Capture:

Xplosion:

* Consequences Creed vs. TNA Global Champion Eric Young, it wasn't announced that the title was on the line. Winner via piledriver, Eric Young.

* It's announced that Ric Flair is at the Impact Zone.

TNA Impact (Airing 1/14 on Spike TV):

* Generation Me (formerly the Young Bucks) vs. The Motor City Machine Guns. Generation Me win with a 450 and top rope moonsault.

* Kurt Angle comes out for an in-ring promo. Angle gives credit to AJ Styles for beating him and proving that winning the TNA Championship was no fluke. He says AJ was the better man last week. He says you win some and you lose some. Angle says the real winner gets that last big win and at Genesis it will be him. He says it's real, it's damn real. AJ Styles comes out and says he appreciates Angle taking the loss like a man. He says if they had a series of matches, he would have won some, Angle would have won some - but in the end, he would still be Champion. Styles says he is going to give Angle one more shot [at Genesis] but it will be his last shot of 2010. The masked man attacks AJ and takes him out. He reveals himself as Tyson Tomko.

* Angelina Love just sat down at ringside of the Impact Zone. the Beautiful People come out and embrace Angelina, all of them except Lacey Von Erich who does not. Kong and Hamada come out for a non-title tag team match. Winners via sitdown powerbomb on Madison Rayne, Awesome Kong & Hamda. Angelina comes in the ring to check on Madison, but beats everyone up and cleans house. Velvet Sky starts crying.

* Backstage, AJ Styles barges into Eric Bischoff's office looking for Hulk Hogan. Hogan is busy but Bischoff asks if he can help. AJ is upset about Tomko and says he better not touch him. Bischoff asks what he should do as World Champion? AJ wants a match with Tomko tonight. Bischoff says if he wants that revenge it's quid pro quo. Bischoff says he needs a main event and AJ needs to put the title on the line for a main event. AJ agrees which sets up the shows main event - AJ Styles defending the TNA Championship against Tomko.

* Jeremy Borash is backstage and goes into Bischoff's office. JB needs answers on Mick Foley. He doesn't blame Eric for what happened last week but needs to know where Foley is. Bischoff says it's Borash's fault because he let Foley in. He also says if Borash ever does anything like it again it'll be the last thing he does in the building.

* Beer Money, Inc. comes in and says they don't have a problem with Bischoff or Hogan but they do with their boys Kevin Nash, Scott Hall and Sean Waltman. They want Nash and Hall at Genesis. Bischoff says he will think about it.

* Sean Morley comes out to ringside. His entrance video is like the old Val Venis video but he's working under his real name of Sean Morley. Morley gets on the mic and says - ladies, I'm here instead of "hello ladies". He says he worked elsewhere and had to use a stage name, but no more. Now Sean Morley is here to bring his artistry and film making skills. He says TNA was missing a film division. HE says his films will be works of art. Nothing direct-to-video but Daniels interrupts before he can finish. He has a big smile on his face and welcomes Morley and says he has a film idea to pitch. Daniels says there's an honorable hero type who meets a sleazy fast-talking type. There's some M Night Shamalan stuff, then in the end the sleaze ball gets his. Daniels then beats him up, gives him the Best Moonsault Ever and tells him to shut up. He says that Morley offends him. Daniels says he didn't work hard for scum, like Morley to come in and ruin it. He says he's going to take him out but Morley mounts a comeback and gets rid of Daniels.

* Hernandez & Matt Morgan vs. Beer Money, Inc. Rob Terry came out and attacked Hernandez. The referee called for the bell. The match ended in a no contest. Waltman, Nash and Hall come out and beat up Beer Money. TNA security and referees come out to break it up but they get beat up too. Bischoff comes out and gets things under control momentarily. Things fall apart and security gets beat up again. Bischoff tells Beer Money to be very careful what they wish for because the next round is on him.

* Bischoff comes back out and says the fans put a smile on his face. They make him happy, but the only way to be happier is to bring out three close personal friends. Out comes Nash, Hall and Waltman. Bischoff says he doesn't know what to do with them. Last week it was Foley, now it's Beer Money. Waltman thought it's what he wanted. Bischoff says no. What he wants is a match, so at Genesis it's Scott Hall and Kevin Nash vs. Beer Money, Inc.

* Desmond Wolfe b. Samoa Joe via Tower of London with The Pope on commentary. Wolfe won clean against Joe.

* A limousine just pulled up with Ric Flair in it.

* Lethal Consequences came out for a match but Bobby Lashley came out and beat them up. Kristal got on the mic and asks if they have Eric Bischoff's attention yet. She says until she gets her meeting with Hogan, Lashley will take out the entire roster, one-by-one. Team 3D come out for the match. They immediately hit 3D to end the match.

* Bubba gets on the mic and says he was in the Tokyo Dome last week wrestling in front of thousands of fans. The Japanese press asked how they felt about The Nasty Boys busting up their locker room. They didn't even know it happened but they mock the Nasty Boys and wonder where the hell they've been? They berate them, basically calling them old, fat Hogan lackeys riding his coattails. Bubba says they are going to take The Nasty Boys out.

* Jeff Jarrett busts into Hogan's office. He says he is mad at what is happening to his company. Jarrett says there is no real talent in TNA, it's always been only him. He has his lawyer with him and say he will sue. He goes on and on and Bischoff finally cuts him off. Bischoff gives Jarrett the facts that if it wasn't for Dixie Carter there would be no TNA. Bischoff explains she got her family to invest and made it what it is today. Bischoff says Jarrett needs to lace up his boots. Jarrett gets angry again and threatens Hogan. Hogan says he'll kick Jarrett's hillbilly ass and scares him off.

* Ric Flair makes his way to the ring and joins Mike Tenay and Taz at the announce table.

* Tomko vs. AJ Styles for the TNA Championship. Kurt Angle comes out to watch the match from the ramp. Winner via slop drop, AJ Styles. Tomko attacks Styles after the match but Angle makes the save. He puts his hand out for AJ to shake but AJ won't shake it.

Xplosion:

* Daffney w/Dr. Stevie vs. Tara. Tara wins the Widow's Peak.
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To be fair I think at least starting off this is the only way it will work. The only reason a lot of people probably watched tonight was because of people like Flair, Hogan, the Nwo stuff, etc. The key will somehow be integrating the old with the new so you can capture both audiences. The WCW could never consistently do it with a lot of the same people so that doesn't bode well for TNA but somebody has to do something.

Well, we can see from the spoilers for next week that's business as usual.  Most of the guys who debuted this week aren't even there, and the rest do backstage promos.  ZZZZzzzz.

So is Val Venis back as the true Val Venis or is he just Sean Morley?

He is using his real name (Sean Morley), but he is Val Venis in character.

These guys CAN'T wrestle can they?

Scott Hall, for instance, looks completely out of shape. He has a manly beer gut :drool

He seemed more coherent than usual, at least.   :lol
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Re: Hulk Hogan bodyslams the WWE Tonight and assorted youtube wrestling clips
« Reply #179 on: January 05, 2010, 10:07:03 PM »

He is using his real name (Sean Morley), but he is Val Venis in character.

Then I'm watching. Would be nice if he had his classic theme.

Different fed, different theme.  He'll probably get something that sounds similar.
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