Author Topic: I'm a Game Designer, Get Me out of Here! Sony's THE TESTER starring David Jaffe  (Read 10271 times)

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Vizzys

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I was a tester for two months, it destroyed my passion for gaming and made me hate other gamers. I had to work with 40 otakus weaboos of various levels of infection.



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cool breeze

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speaking of David Jaffe, he just accidentally announced Twisted Metal PS3 is 8-9 months ago during that gaming award thing.  People were yelling out "TWISTED METAL" and his response was "SOON BITCH...like 8 or 9 months"; this is while standing next to David Crane on stage.

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I was a tester for two months, it destroyed my passion for gaming and made me hate other gamers. I had to work with 40 otakus weaboos of various levels of infection.



This strikes me as a call for "story time"

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cool breeze

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3 minutes in.  Kinda want to vomit, not sure if continuing will increase or lessen that urge.

I couldn't finish it.  Makes home seem tolerable.
« Last Edit: February 21, 2010, 12:00:25 AM by swaggaz »

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Fuck, I felt so sorry for Barmy.  Apologizing to his kids (or pets?  I dunno) for not being able to get past the first episode.  God bless u Barmy.
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Yeah, I couldnt even do the first video :lol
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I'll watch the first season and I'll say it's because of the redhead host.
Fuck, I felt so sorry for Barmy.  Apologizing to his kids (or pets?  I dunno) for not being able to get past the first episode.  God bless u Barmy.
yeah, he was apologizing to his kids (or maybe relatives?) but he was the least fun guy on the show and was obviously taking it too seriously so I was actually rooting for him to get kicked off.

cool breeze

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Of the minutes (single digit) I watched, Barmy seemed like the best part.  Looked like the type of dude who'd wrap his dick in barbwire and bang a sandpaper fleshlight for research.  Shadow beard was runner up.

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Watched from start to finish.  One of the shows problems is that its impossible to get excited about either the reward or the people, and these two problems are obviously closely related.  What type of person is really in to being a game tester?   Based on the first episode its the same type of milquetoast you would actually expect to find in the game-testing department.  Not much personality.  They kicked off the only interesting member of the show, and for what?  For the future integrity of EyeToy: Monkey Mania 2? Who cares!  Every contestant on this show should be Barmy level cretinous.  If Sony had culled eight Gollums from across the basements of America and put 'em in a big plastic house I'd totally watch.  They should have gone circus anthropology a la Jersey Shore rather than American Idol for game testing. 

Unsurprisingly Hal Sparks looked like he wanted to kill himself at the judges panel.

« Last Edit: February 21, 2010, 02:59:21 AM by My F*cking Grandpa »

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Fame Girl looks like Kenan from Kenan and Kel :lol

OH MY GOD:

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« Last Edit: February 21, 2010, 04:04:19 AM by Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich »
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Sho Nuff

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This is the worst thing I've seen all week and I went to a Wal-Mart

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I was hoping to troll a better response from her
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chronovore

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This is the worst thing I've seen all week and I went to a Wal-Mart
HOLY CRAP.
I may delete it without watching it.

Walmart: ::shudder

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Jesus, talk about a paper bagger. :lol
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BlueTsunami

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I think 4chan found out about the music video
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chronovore

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Jesus, talk about a paper bagger. :lol
Is that someone who gets all indignant when the clerk even ASKS if they want plastic bags?

I can go either way, baby.  :-*
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But i usually have an eco-bag.
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Jesus, talk about a paper bagger. :lol
Is that someone who gets all indignant when the clerk even ASKS if they want plastic bags?

I can go either way, baby.  :-*
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But i usually have an eco-bag.
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No, it means a hot body but an ugly face. Therefore you need to paper bag her before you bag her.
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also butter face
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