Author Topic: The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please) (Read 3628306 times)

Valkyrie · « **Reply #11700 on:** June 30, 2017, 10:16:24 AM »

Latex is hot, but this..

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #11701 on:** June 30, 2017, 12:17:45 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on June 29, 2017, 07:17:42 AM

http://i.imgur.com/obBzGDv.gifv

Name?

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #11702 on:** June 30, 2017, 01:55:34 PM »

Butt Butt McButterFace

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #11703 on:** June 30, 2017, 10:47:17 PM »

That is not a butter face

Atramental · « **Reply #11704 on:** July 01, 2017, 02:59:38 PM »

http://m.imgur.com/axMj8Fh?r

Valkyrie · « **Reply #11705 on:** July 01, 2017, 07:11:00 PM »

Morning woods are super sexy. But how do you deal with it? Do you actually feel horny or do you let it die on its own?

demi · « **Reply #11706 on:** July 01, 2017, 07:21:37 PM »

Its not really related to being horny. Sometimes you just wake up with a hard dick. Then you have to take a morning piss and life is horrible

Valkyrie · « **Reply #11707 on:** July 01, 2017, 07:25:09 PM »

Like this or nothing?

demi · « **Reply #11708 on:** July 01, 2017, 07:29:21 PM »

Not that exaggerated, but you have to reposition yourself so you're pretty much pointing your erection at the toilet bowl. Unless there's some lifehack I'm not aware of

toku · « **Reply #11709 on:** July 01, 2017, 07:52:14 PM »

Quote from: JayDubya on July 01, 2017, 07:36:50 PM

Lifehack for pissing with morning wood:

Step in shower. Piss. Use the copious amounts of available soap and water to make sure anything goes down the shower drain.

"It's all pipes!"

Oblivion · « **Reply #11710 on:** July 01, 2017, 07:54:58 PM »

Quote from: JayDubya on July 01, 2017, 07:36:50 PM

Lifehack for pissing with morning wood:

Step in shower. Piss. Use the copious amounts of available soap and water to make sure anything goes down the shower drain.

"It's all pipes!"

Rufus · « **Reply #11711 on:** July 01, 2017, 07:57:11 PM »

Bending it down enough to hit the bowl will also cut off the stream or cause a dribbling mess. If you absolutely have to go with a rock hard erection, you have to lean forward while bracing against the wall with your free hand. For us standard sized dick havers sitting works as well, though you have to sit pretty far back and/or arch your back.

It's uncomfortable and undignified, but not impossible.

Raist · « **Reply #11712 on:** July 01, 2017, 08:07:25 PM »

Valkyrie · « **Reply #11713 on:** July 01, 2017, 08:08:58 PM »

If I wake up w/ a morning wood next to me I'm not gonna let it go to waste.

Rufus · « **Reply #11714 on:** July 01, 2017, 08:11:18 PM »

Now hold on...! That doesn't mean you can't play with it. :B The early morning hormone rush is there for men, too. We also get random erections while we sleep because our dicks need that practice.

demi · « **Reply #11715 on:** July 01, 2017, 08:15:37 PM »

LOL sitting? Never EVER with an erection

Rufus · « **Reply #11716 on:** July 01, 2017, 08:16:36 PM »

It's doable!

Raist · « **Reply #11717 on:** July 01, 2017, 08:18:09 PM »

You're gonna have to draw a diagram because I don't see how this could possibly work.

demi · « **Reply #11718 on:** July 01, 2017, 08:19:52 PM »

Rufus be honest you got a small dick dont you

Rufus · « **Reply #11719 on:** July 01, 2017, 08:20:21 PM »

I found this while trying to plagiarize someone else's work:
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=159442901&p=1216195311&viewfull=1#post1216195311

Valkyrie · « **Reply #11720 on:** July 01, 2017, 08:21:31 PM »

Dicks were God's gift to humans. Especially boners.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Speaking of sitting, my ex would always sit when peeing. Trust me when I say that's even more messy than standing up. Had to give up having bathmats because of it. And yes, tiny Japanese dick.

[close]

Rufus · « **Reply #11721 on:** July 01, 2017, 08:25:14 PM »

How does he manage to make a mess while sitting...?

demi · « **Reply #11722 on:** July 01, 2017, 08:25:43 PM »

How would we know, we dont sit. Rufus, care to explain?

Rufus · « **Reply #11723 on:** July 01, 2017, 08:27:26 PM »

I'm trying to illustrate the sitting boner piss still, but I can't draw worth shit.

Valkyrie · « **Reply #11724 on:** July 01, 2017, 08:31:08 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on July 01, 2017, 08:25:14 PM

How does he manage to make a mess while sitting...?

Who the fuck knows. I assume his dick isn't pointing down like he think it is, then pees forwards and it ends up between the bowl and the seat/ring. Also he didn't use toilet paper after peeing so it would drip on the floor. Pretty disgusting.

Rufus · « **Reply #11725 on:** July 01, 2017, 08:39:07 PM »

That's actually a danger with the sitting boner piss, but how the hell does he do that limp?

Valkyrie · « **Reply #11726 on:** July 01, 2017, 08:42:50 PM »

Probably #smalldickproblems

The shorter it is, the less it hangs downwards?

demi · « **Reply #11727 on:** July 01, 2017, 08:44:33 PM »

All this talk about piss is turning me soft, fucc outta here with this wack fetish

Rufus · « **Reply #11728 on:** July 01, 2017, 08:48:15 PM »

I fucking give up trying to draw this.

Essentialy, you push your ass out back as far as your can and lean forward while pointing it down (or else you hit the edge or the seat). The stream won't be as strong, but it works.

demi · « **Reply #11729 on:** July 01, 2017, 08:51:28 PM »

shutup fatso, just say you have a small dick

Valkyrie · « **Reply #11730 on:** July 01, 2017, 08:52:49 PM »

Quote from: demi on July 01, 2017, 08:51:28 PM

shutup fatso, just say you have a small dick

Is this the thing that turns your dick hard?

demi · « **Reply #11731 on:** July 01, 2017, 08:56:11 PM »

Rufus · « **Reply #11732 on:** July 01, 2017, 08:58:26 PM »

16cm is not small. >:C

Valkyrie · « **Reply #11733 on:** July 01, 2017, 08:58:34 PM »

Nice (to both, I guess)

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #11734 on:** July 01, 2017, 09:01:32 PM »

sitting to piss with morning wood is a great idea if you're trying to rub your dick on the underside of the rim

tiesto · « **Reply #11735 on:** July 02, 2017, 09:10:13 AM »

Serah and Miku cosplay porn:

https://www.pornpics.com/galleries/blonde-babe-samantha-bentley-posing-topless-outdoors-while-spreading-pussy/

https://www.pornpics.com/galleries/blue-haired-cosplay-chick-elizabeth-bally-bends-over-with-dildo-in-her-twat/

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #11736 on:** July 02, 2017, 09:54:43 AM »

Maybe leave that to the Asians...

Valkyrie · « **Reply #11737 on:** July 02, 2017, 10:52:28 AM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 02, 2017, 09:54:43 AM

Maybe leave that to the Asians...

I don't get it. Are non-Asians not allowed to cosplay?

toku · « **Reply #11738 on:** July 02, 2017, 03:04:04 PM »

https://68.media.tumblr.com/25d82cd2bf9cc179f806cdf886427824/tumblr_onfioxq4IW1teg8f3o1_540.jpg

demi · « **Reply #11739 on:** July 02, 2017, 05:26:31 PM »

I have no problems pissing in the shower but I dunno about it being my first waking thought with my boner

zomgee · « **Reply #11740 on:** July 02, 2017, 07:45:08 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 02, 2017, 09:54:43 AM

Maybe leave that to the Asians...

Do you find the stuff behind the blurred boxes yucky or something?

Valkyrie · « **Reply #11741 on:** July 02, 2017, 09:59:57 PM »

Quote from: zomgee on July 02, 2017, 07:45:08 PM

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 02, 2017, 09:54:43 AM
Maybe leave that to the Asians...

Do you find the stuff behind the blurred boxes yucky or something?

Haven't you seen his relationship thread posts? He keeps bitching about "bad boobs" and "unattractive vaginas". Dude is probably brainwashed by porn.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #11742 on:** July 03, 2017, 02:57:48 AM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on July 02, 2017, 09:59:57 PM

Quote from: zomgee on July 02, 2017, 07:45:08 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 02, 2017, 09:54:43 AM
Maybe leave that to the Asians...

Do you find the stuff behind the blurred boxes yucky or something?
Haven't you seen his relationship thread posts? He keeps bitching about "bad boobs" and "unattractive vaginas". Dude is probably brainwashed by porn.

Eh I don't think I've ever said anything about "bad boobs" whatever that means, especially since I'm not a boob man.

I also don't know how one is brainwashed by porn.

And no I don't like Japanese porn because its usually very rapey and the girl is never into it/looks like shes in pain and not having fun.

But whatever, maybe I did'nt say my joke correctly, but it was really more about how the cosplay girl looked too old and out of place to be cosplaying as

zomgee · « **Reply #11743 on:** July 03, 2017, 07:53:37 PM »

Oh. It was a joke.

Ha ha!

eleuin · « **Reply #11744 on:** July 04, 2017, 02:05:48 AM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on July 01, 2017, 08:21:31 PM

Dicks were God's gift to humans. Especially boners.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Speaking of sitting, my ex would always sit when peeing. Trust me when I say that's even more messy than standing up. Had to give up having bathmats because of it. And yes, tiny Japanese dick.
[close]

how long did this go on for...

Valkyrie · « **Reply #11745 on:** July 04, 2017, 03:05:30 AM »

New phone, who dis

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #11746 on:** July 04, 2017, 06:37:16 PM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/Sexy_Lovely_Sam/status/882364765024210944

[close]

Paging oblivion.

Atramental · « **Reply #11747 on:** July 06, 2017, 08:42:22 PM »

http://i.imgur.com/yZqC8bb.jpg

Paging oblivion.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

HOW IS HER BODY EVEN POSSIBLE?! Mah Gawd.

[close]

chronovore · « **Reply #11748 on:** July 06, 2017, 08:54:29 PM »

These images came up during my attempt to google the "triggered glasses woman," buried in greentext bullshit here and there. I know some of you lads like thicc women, so:

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1498185487809.jpg

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1498184343441.jpg

Atramental · « **Reply #11749 on:** July 06, 2017, 09:08:40 PM »

That second one.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Thicc FemAtra?

[close]

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #11750 on:** July 06, 2017, 09:10:25 PM »

https://www.instagram.com/s.adgalbri/

Raist · « **Reply #11751 on:** July 07, 2017, 06:28:44 AM »

Oblivion · « **Reply #11752 on:** July 07, 2017, 07:10:07 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on July 06, 2017, 08:54:29 PM

These images came up during my attempt to google the "triggered glasses woman," buried in greentext bullshit here and there. I know some of you lads like thicc women, so:

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1498185487809.jpg

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1498184343441.jpg

I mean, she's hot and all, but where are the glasses?

toku · « **Reply #11753 on:** July 07, 2017, 06:52:31 PM »

https://68.media.tumblr.com/ace563fb6611d60fe6521c05ef0503c8/tumblr_osaplaIpEQ1vpe4noo1_540.gif

eleuin · « **Reply #11754 on:** July 07, 2017, 09:39:10 PM »

when you already know where that's from

Mupepe · « **Reply #11755 on:** July 07, 2017, 11:10:30 PM »

I dig it

chronovore · « **Reply #11756 on:** July 08, 2017, 04:40:06 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on July 08, 2017, 02:47:26 AM

http://boards.4chan.org/s/thread/17545582/irl-ahegao

Snapchat filters get more obscure but technically accomplished with each passing day.

Raist · « **Reply #11757 on:** July 08, 2017, 11:14:10 AM »

Well I guess that's one way to release some tension during the G20 protests.

https://twitter.com/MartinGermar/status/883443680341831680

chronovore · « **Reply #11758 on:** July 08, 2017, 05:29:02 PM »

http://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/19742921/espn-body-issue-2017#!

toku · « **Reply #11759 on:** July 09, 2017, 01:23:19 AM »

https://68.media.tumblr.com/29d4da3671bf1e670f3e1c5e2bbbdca2/tumblr_on9u11G4tQ1vib72fo1_540.jpg

News:

Author Topic: The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please) (Read 3628306 times)