The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please)

[toku]

fucking Europeans

[Valkyrie]

A very good example on what the word thicc stands for. 👌🏻

https://i.imgur.com/7XXU2dt.gif

[Raist]

fucking Europeans

What can I say, we grew up with ads like this running on TV at any time of the day

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

So some dude in the MaddenGAF discord told us a story today (well not much of a story) about how he paid money to have sex with Kendra Sunderland.

I talked to her/her agent about having her visit me for a day in Las Vegas (srsly).  The plan was that I'd fly in on Friday night, bang her all day on Saturday, and then fly back on Sunday morning.  The only thing that got in the way was a big work project that led to my promotion.  Then I met my current girlfriend.

[team filler]

A very good example on what the word thicc stands for. 👌🏻

https://i.imgur.com/7XXU2dt.gif

That was such a tease.

[toku]

So some dude in the MaddenGAF discord told us a story today (well not much of a story) about how he paid money to have sex with Kendra Sunderland.

I talked to her/her agent about having her visit me for a day in Las Vegas (srsly).  The plan was that I'd fly in on Friday night, bang her all day on Saturday, and then fly back on Sunday morning.  The only thing that got in the way was a big work project that led to my promotion.  Then I met my current girlfriend.

everything happens for a reason

[eleuin]

So some dude in the MaddenGAF discord told us a story today (well not much of a story) about how he paid money to have sex with Kendra Sunderland.

Luke Smith!?

MaddenGaf is a bunch of dads now, curious who it was 

[team filler]

How much does she charge?

[bluemax]

So some dude in the MaddenGAF discord told us a story today (well not much of a story) about how he paid money to have sex with Kendra Sunderland.

Luke Smith!?

MaddenGaf is a bunch of dads now, curious who it was 

Nah, its some new guy who is in his first season in the league.

And yeah it is crazy how almost everyone in the league has kids now.

How much does she charge?

He said he paid $2200, but I forget for how long.

[Rahxephon91]

Jesus I mean if it was say Mandy Muse it would be worth it.

[Oblivion]

A very good example on what the word thicc stands for. 👌🏻

https://i.imgur.com/7XXU2dt.gif

Welcome to the winning team, Val.

[Oblivion]

The link I posted is super fucking hot and got zero response.

I'm out

No one liked my Penny Porsche pic either.

Seems like this place has something against mothers. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Back when I'd post 50+ pictures of the finest, thickest Asian girls per post, I didn't get any likes on those.

Post because you want to share, not because you want likes.

[Oblivion]

Back when I'd post 50+ pictures of the finest, thickest Asian girls per post, I didn't get any likes on those.

I'm preeeetty sure I liked those posts. Or at the very least, I would highlight a couple that were my favs.

Post because you want to share, not because you want likes.

I'm just saying it's nice to be appreciated for the effort and diligence. 

[Valkyrie]

The link I posted is super fucking hot and got zero response.

I'm out

How is this attractive? The only imagination I got out of it was what she probably looks like when taking a shit in the woods.

[Mupepe]

Back when I'd post 50+ pictures of the finest, thickest Asian girls per post, I didn't get any likes on those.

Post because you want to share, not because you want likes.

I always liked every one of your posts breh

[Phoenix Dark]

So some dude in the MaddenGAF discord told us a story today (well not much of a story) about how he paid money to have sex with Kendra Sunderland.

I talked to her/her agent about having her visit me for a day in Las Vegas (srsly).  The plan was that I'd fly in on Friday night, bang her all day on Saturday, and then fly back on Sunday morning.  The only thing that got in the way was a big work project that led to my promotion.  Then I met my current girlfriend.

as one demon to another, the universe worked in your favor

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Another internet legend* has decided to post this: https://gfycat.com/UnrealisticRequiredAnole

* - for perverts

[Atramental]

https://xhamster.com/videos/mormongirlz-girls-first-blowjob-is-at-a-gloryhole-7975595

https://xhamster.com/videos/mormongirlz-barely-legal-teen-foursome-8007014

What an... interesting genre of porn.

[Raist]

Paging Puppy.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

https://gfycat.com/WeakMistyFattaileddunnart

Susan is a lot hotter but both are still great

[I'm a Puppy!]

https://xhamster.com/videos/mormongirlz-girls-first-blowjob-is-at-a-gloryhole-7975595

https://xhamster.com/videos/mormongirlz-barely-legal-teen-foursome-8007014

What an... interesting genre of porn.

[chronovore]

https://boingboing.net/2017/10/06/gross-lots-of-anal-invaders.html

 

[CHOW CHOW]

this is the weirdest nfsw pr0n thread of all time

not a creampie in sight

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I used to dig creampies in pornos but then I heard on DVDASA (old podcast) that almost all creampies are fake (at least studio porn anyway).  Lost all interest after that.

[Mupepe]

well that's disappointing  

[toku]

http://blowjobgif.net/albums/2017/03/14/1/1/usarah-xxx.gif

[Oblivion]

https://gfycat.com/slushyrepentantindianspinyloach

[team filler]

I used to dig creampies in pornos but then I heard on DVDASA (old podcast) that almost all creampies are fake (at least studio porn anyway).  Lost all interest after that.

At least it's real when nudemac does it 

[CHOW CHOW]

Wrong sticky thread, my bad 

[Valkyrie]

Gaf is bad for you.

[toku]

https://gfycat.com/PastOptimisticBorer
https://i.imgur.com/MHaGETB.png

[TVC15]

from Black Mama/White Mama. HAWT!

youtu.be/ZrGdj6v4Mto

[Phoenix Dark]

from Black Mama/White Mama. HAWT!

youtu.be/ZrGdj6v4Mto

look at those 70s tits and flat asses

the hotness is moreso because you know they're all 70s freaks

[toku]

back before all the hormones in our food started killing us and deforming us  :'(

[Valkyrie]

https://i.imgur.com/hGAV7Ug.jpg

[TVC15]

from Black Mama/White Mama. HAWT!

youtu.be/ZrGdj6v4Mto

look at those 70s tits and flat asses

the hotness is moreso because you know they're all 70s freaks

I kinda like it for the real tits and asses.

For real, if you dig exploitation flicks, this is one of my faves. It’s the only Women in prison flick you need and it comes with a healthy dollop of blaxploitation. Or maybe I should just call it racesploitation in this case. Pam Grier is amazing in this. And gorgeous.

[Phoenix Dark]

Sounds good but is there any male nudity? I like women in showers like any other hetero guy but I'm hoping there are some BBCs somewhere.

[Valkyrie]

Whenever people say BBC, all I can think of is this traumatizing gif

http://68.media.tumblr.com/cd34ea4f5441f8e17fa007fbfbb9e80d/tumblr_nxwkk3zBGM1tk4xluo1_250.gif

[desert punk]

Got into Italian porn movies from the 90s recently

I grew up on this shit; I remember how I used to covertly watch these films as a wee lad. Wasn't allowed to stay up late enough to actually catch them when they aired on pay tv (didn't have my own tv anyway) but my father sometimes taped them on his VCR without bothering to hide them somewhere so yeah   I'm pretty sure that my first wank ever was excactly to these vids.

The actresses were sooo fucking hot. They really fulfilled that stereotype of the hot Italian or Mediterranean woman although most if not all of these actresses were from Hungary or elsewhere from the former Bloc. The plots (porn from the 90s always had plot) were so silly, ludicrous and full with weird shit like catholic priests fucking nuns, people having kinky sex during a funeral or next to sleeping relatives etc.

But enough text. Here's a scene of one of my favorite actresses from that period, Monica Roccaforte

https://xhamster.com/videos/monica-roccaforte-2953427

[zomgee]

Ah the ol' pull the nose blowjob.

That's different

[toku]

gorgeous chick god damn

[desert punk]

Ah the ol' pull the nose blowjob.

That's different

Sorry, I forgot that was in there. I haven't seen this scene recently, just picked one out by random. Not a fan of shit like this actually but it's rather common for Euro porn during that period. I normally just skip forward

Here is another one with Monica but without the pull the nose crap
https://xhamster.com/videos/monica-roccaforte-very-sexy-and-hot-4859709

[Raist]

Ah the ol' pull the nose blowjob.

That's different

Sorry, I forgot that was in there. I haven't seen this scene recently, just picked one out by random. Not a fan of shit like this actually but it's rather common for Euro porn during that period. I normally just skip forward

Here is another one with Monica but without the pull the nose crap
https://xhamster.com/videos/monica-roccaforte-very-sexy-and-hot-4859709

The ending wtf

[Phoenix Dark]

Whenever people say BBC, all I can think of is this traumatizing gif

http://68.media.tumblr.com/cd34ea4f5441f8e17fa007fbfbb9e80d/tumblr_nxwkk3zBGM1tk4xluo1_250.gif

coward
 

[chronovore]

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/blasphemy_sex_satanism_and_sadism_the_diabolic_erotic_art_of_felicien_rops

[Trurl]

There should be a 3rd B for beautiful.

[toku]

shorty bad and thicc af

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3pj8ipfBx1rspo2yo1_540.jpg
https://78.media.tumblr.com/b431a050f9031f6fde97bdaeaa0efcc4/tumblr_owym7tOmyt1sqnqq7o1_500.gif
https://78.media.tumblr.com/3f1de3e98501f2ce6176f2c562718041/tumblr_owuzw7JP5B1wqga7uo1_400.gif

[close]

[Momo]

Sorry if this isnt NSFW enough, but god fucking damn.
https://i.imgur.com/uSRIgSX.jpg

[Mupepe]

Sorry if this isnt NSFW enough, but god fucking damn.
https://i.imgur.com/uSRIgSX.jpg

Fuck yes. We need a name.

[Momo]

Some guy said Demi Rose Mawby, I dont think the face is similar, however that name is worth googling 

https://www.reddit.com/r/tightdresses/comments/76rt56/little_black_dress/?utm_content=comments&utm_medium=hot&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=tightdresses

[Mupepe]

Yeah I've spent a lot of time looking at Demi Rose Mawby and I don't think that's her.

[D3RANG3D]

According to Pinterest it's Taylor Laios

https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/705376360358304722/

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Fun fact: Demi Rose Mawby can be your girlfriend for the night...for $60,000

[Mupepe]

According to Pinterest it's Taylor Laios

https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/705376360358304722/

You fucking saint.

Fun fact: Demi Rose Mawby can be your girlfriend for the night...for $60,000

Wtf. She's hot but for 60 grand she wouldn't be anywhere near the top of the list

[Joe Molotov]

Fun fact: Demi Rose Mawby can be your girlfriend for the night...for $60,000

Mawby, Mawby not.

[Momo]

Why when I can have demi for $6 and change?

[Momo]

According to Pinterest it's Taylor Laios

https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/705376360358304722/

You're a god amongst men, Jesus Fucking Christ :'( 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVsKysSgSMu/?taken-by=tay.marie

[Phoenix Dark]

Fun fact: Demi Rose Mawby can be your girlfriend for the night...for $60,000

That seems so out of line, compared to similar types.

[chronovore]

https://twitter.com/TMA_OFFICIAL_PR/status/918374320082001920