The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please)

[Madrun Badrun]

She's a single mom.  That explains a bit.   

[The Fake Shemp]

She's also completely obnoxious. She's cute until she opens her mouth.

Also, single mom is the kiss of death. As soon as a female tells me she has a kid, she might as well just kept on walking.

[Bildi]

I have my work computer muted.

[T234]

:cajole


http://i46.tinypic.com/33ubzut.gif

[CajoleJuice]

I was expecting Veronica Belmont.

[etiolate]

I was too.


fuckin kentucky

[T234]

WHAT A TWIST

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'll start posting a couple new pictures of attractive women daily in this thread.  This is the NSFW thread, not the sh*t bin:

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[Mupepe]

okay guys, i need help.

i can't remember the name of some famous asian chick.  she has super nice, big titties.  as far as i know, she doesn't get completely nude?  she's one of those japanese teases.  And i remember looking at videos of her on youtube listening to an mp3 player or something and dancing around or just walking or some shit.  FUCK

[EmCeeGrammar]

I wanna say francine dee, but she gets naked.  She only does lesbo scenes though. 

[Mupepe]

oh shit, i remembered.  reon kadena.  goddamn, that was driving me nuts.  i have had the urge to look at her for a while now.  i haven't looked at her pics in ages.  since like 2005

[Mupepe]

Goddamn she's fantastic.

[Eric P]

Their standards?

ice cold execution

[The Fake Shemp]

I am reporting this thread to Homeland Security. I hope you terrorists enjoy your stay in Gitmo!

[Mupepe]

I would drink a hot chicks breast milk, whats wrong with that?

Nope.  I have before.  And I want to drink my wife's when she gets pregnant.  I told her I want to bake using it too.  The idea of my wife lactating and giving me milk while she rides my dick turns me on so fucking much.

[Madrun Badrun]

lol, jesus you perv

[Mupepe]

lol, jesus you perv

I'm guessing i'm pretty unique in this fascination.  I also have a thing for pregnant women.  even if they're not showing, knowing that they're pregnant has always made me want to fuck them more.  and when I've fucked pregnant girls, even if they're not showing, knowing that they're pregnant has made it more exciting for me.

my wife thinks i'm sick for wanting to drink her titty milk and says she won't let me.  but i think she'll give in.

[Mupepe]

it tastes like warm sweet milk.  like warm milk with honey, maybe?  it's good.  I expected it to be sour.  

i dated this woman a couple years back (just mentioned her in the random talk thread!) and she had given birth about 7 months prior and had gotten off breast feeding but had not stopped lactating yet.  When I got with her and we were in bed, I was sucking on her titties and just so much of it flowed into mouth it was fucking incredible.  it was like the first time I fucked a girl in the ass.  that kind of excitement.  

my ex wife didn't really lactate.  she never produced that much milk and it was hard to get so my daughter was never breastfed and i didn't get to enjoy it then.

[Mupepe]

lol, jesus you perv

I'm guessing i'm pretty unique in this fascination.  I also have a thing for pregnant women.  even if they're not showing, knowing that they're pregnant has always made me want to fuck them more.  and when I've fucked pregnant girls, even if they're not showing, knowing that they're pregnant has made it more exciting for me.

my wife thinks i'm sick for wanting to drink her titty milk and says she won't let me.  but i think she'll give in.

Say something like "How can I love you if I can't taste your milk "

oh i'll use every line in the book when she gets pregnant.

[Mupepe]

yeah, sadly they stop.

[Madrun Badrun]

If you keep sucking I'm pretty sure she keeps producing.

[Mupepe]

yeah, if you keep sucking on the tit, she'll keep producing milk.  It just usually stops when the baby stops  I hope to correct that with my wife and keep it going for YEARS.

i don't know anything about people lactating outside of pregnancy though.  it'd be sweet to be able to induce lactation without a little shit.

[Mupepe]

I don't think that's correct.  I'm pretty sure it's a hormone that's released during pregnancy that starts the process and milk can't even be released until another hormone is released during birth.

i think. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Yer wrong.  There are Reon Kadena nudes out there.

[Mupepe]

I'll have to google that too.

Business: can't google lactation because i'm at work.  But I could definitely be wrong.  I'd really like to be wrong.  If you're telling me I can get my wife to lactate without having to knock her up, I'll be the happiest man in the world today.

[Raban]

That breast milk chick is smokin' hot.

[Mupepe]

oh jesus I GIS reon kadena on my phone.  oh jesus.  so fucking sexy.

[Madrun Badrun]

fake amber lamps



 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Morning!

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[Mupepe]

Not found.   

[Mupepe]

ugly

nicca you gay

[Raban]

She's pretty cute, and I don't usually find asian women attractive.

[Robo]

She's very cute provided her mouth is closed.

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[Raban]

She's very cute provided her mouth is closed.

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[bud]

mupepe, i'm totally with you on the breast milk thing

like, i'd kiss her on the lips, the neck, then head south and before i'd get to her titties, i'd run to the kitchen to get some chocolate chip cookies (original recipe), eat, then drink some milk to go with it and then go down on her

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.efukt.com/20523_Hello,_I%27m_Masturbating_To_You.html
black people 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Let's hope these pictures turn up this morning.  The Reon pictures were up for a couple hours so I assumed it was all good.

Anyway...

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A bit overplayed on the internets and I'm sure everyone saw these two pictures 1000 times over in the past 4-5 years but I think she's very hot.

[OptimoPeach]

I wish her sex tape wasn't just 10 minutes of man ass

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

It's an unwritten rule that celebrity sex tapes need to be extremely bad.

[Green Shinobi]

So many Asian girls have that same pubic hair pattern. All the Korean girls I've hooked up with had something similar. Just for once I want to meet one who goes completely bare.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Hitomi Tanaka is shaved.

Let's hope these pictures turn up this morning.  The Reon pictures were up for a couple hours so I assumed it was all good.

They are up, just click on her name on the left.

I know but when I posted them, the pictures themselves worked for a couple of hours.

[Green Shinobi]

Just the local Daegu sluts.

[chronovore]

She's very cute provided her mouth is closed.

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OMG ONE TOOTH IS OUT OF PERFECT ALIGNMENT. THROW HER OUT OF BED.

:smfh

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

She's very cute provided her mouth is closed.

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OMG ONE TOOTH IS OUT OF PERFECT ALIGNMENT. THROW HER OUT OF BED.

:smfh

Everyone is a hot stud on the internets.

[Phoenix Dark]

Bad teeth ruins everything for me

[Raban]

Bad teeth ruins everything for me

Word.

I'm the first dude to think ugly women have some kind of hidden beauty, but misaligned/yellow teeth makes my dick crawl into my pelvis and hide.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

Jeez. Just got linked to this shit on FB

  CONTAINS A VIDEO OF ELDERLY MEN HAVING GAY SEX

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http://www.sourmath.com/

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[CajoleJuice]

I can't say I've ever seen teeth bad enough to turn me off. I remember one girl I knew who had a fucked up tooth or something similar to what Reon Kadena has. Still found her extremely pretty.

[Raban]

Bad teeth ruins everything for me

Word.

I'm the first dude to think ugly women have some kind of hidden beauty, but misaligned/yellow teeth makes my dick crawl into my pelvis and hide.

Yes I bet this is the thing that has stopped you from having sex the last 20 years guys.

No, I think I'm the thing that has stopped me from having sex.

[Green Shinobi]

So what's the reason that Maurice still hasn't lost his frontal virginity?

[Robo]

She's very cute provided her mouth is closed.

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OMG ONE TOOTH IS OUT OF PERFECT ALIGNMENT. THROW HER OUT OF BED.

:smfh

I don't recall saying that.  I've had sex with things of questionable species, but I shouldn't have to be forgiving of people's flaws while I'm beating off to porn on the internet.

[BlackMage]

yellow teeth i understand, but if a girl's teeth aren't perfectly straight I ain't gonna bitch.

[BlackMage]

Some nice cock sucking!

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that was messy.

[BlueTsunami]

If you guys are into Elisha Cuthbert, check out Kylie Richards

[Dickie Dee]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Third]

Is this true?

[Brehvolution]

If you guys are into Elisha Cuthbert, check out Kylie Richards

[Mupepe]

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Is this true?

oh my god

[chronovore]

She's very cute provided her mouth is closed.

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OMG ONE TOOTH IS OUT OF PERFECT ALIGNMENT. THROW HER OUT OF BED.

:smfh

I don't recall saying that.  I've had sex with things of questionable species, but I shouldn't have to be forgiving of people's flaws while I'm beating off to porn on the internet.

I'm just stunned that, with everything else that is going right in That Which Is Reon Kadena, you'd consider her unfappable material because one tooth didn't fall into line with the others.

I mean, in Japan that's considered cute. At some point along the line I quit noticing it because everyone's teeth look a bit uneven compared to the average American's. I still notice when teeth are stained or chipped or if there's clearly some gum disease, and it's weird, weird weird how common that is here. But that pic? Really?

There are full-on snaggletoothed idols and pornstars, and I barely even notice anymore, whereas most locals almost see it as a back-of-box marketing point.

[duckman2000]

Americans always wear phony all-tooth grins (which of course suggests that you can't trust them, but they are so incredibly dumb that they think it makes them look sincere and friendly) which has mutated their upper lips quite a bit. Black people, of course, value teeth because that's the whitest thing about them.