The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please)

[Robo]

That's the sort of thinking that created this thing:

http://www.xhamster.com/movies/1158477/black_cyberskin_ass_bouncing_on_my_dick_cumshot.html

 

[Smooth Groove]

ha ha, PD and I are both ruined.   Whenever I'm with a girl, I'm always thinking of what would a pornstar do before making my next move. 

[CajoleJuice]

I didn't click on that the first time around. Goddamn it.

[Phoenix Dark]

ha ha, PD and I are both ruined.   Whenever I'm with a girl, I'm always thinking of what would a pornstar do before making my next move.

I follow the Mr. Marcus rule: when in doubt, laugh and re-position every 3 minutes

[CajoleJuice]

ha ha, PD and I are both ruined.   Whenever I'm with a girl, I'm always thinking of what would a pornstar do before making my next move.

I follow the Mr. Marcus rule: when in doubt, laugh and re-position every 3 minutes

how many ways can you jerk off in front of your computer

[Smooth Groove]

Why won't regular women suck between switching positions like pornstars do?  Is it because they don't wanna taste themselves. 

[Phoenix Dark]

ha ha, PD and I are both ruined.   Whenever I'm with a girl, I'm always thinking of what would a pornstar do before making my next move.

I follow the Mr. Marcus rule: when in doubt, laugh and re-position every 3 minutes

how many ways can you jerk off in front of your computer

My bed is near my computer actually, so sometimes I lay down and jerk it. Sometimes I remain in the chair. If I'm watching a POV video I just might sit on the floor

[Himu]

jesus christ you guys need to get laid

sex is not like porn. well, it can be. but god.

[Madrun Badrun]

why don't black people like the poopoo sex?

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm fine with that, especially dat side view. Sometimes I wish I could just have sex with women from that angle - I don't particularly care for frontal views outside of the face

That's basically why I'm a faceman. The best views from the ass you cannot see while fucking. It's impossible. It can't be done. Unless you use mirrors. A complicated set of mirrors.

What do you think, PeeDee?

Wait, you're saying you don't like doggystyle? I'm confused, draw me a mental picture here bro

[Smooth Groove]

jesus christ you guys need to get laid

sex is not like porn. well, it can be. but god.

Honestly I think I prefer porn nowadys.  With porn, I don't have to feel bad about pretending that I care more about the girl more than I really do.  Or sometimes I'm doing it just for the sake of doing it but then it doesn't feet that great and I just lose interest while she's still into it. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Getting a girl naked>sex

[Smooth Groove]

Usually yeah, getting the girl naked feels like a victory which makes everything that comes afterwards kinda anticlimatic.

[BlueTsunami]

I'm fine with that, especially dat side view. Sometimes I wish I could just have sex with women from that angle - I don't particularly care for frontal views outside of the face

Out of body doggie. This needs to be done on film.

[etiolate]

"making the brown eye blue"

[Phoenix Dark]

Mr Cheeks knows wassup

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.shesfreaky.com/video/great-ending-eTaxNZXZEXs.html

[Mupepe]

Usually yeah, getting the girl naked feels like a victory which makes everything that comes afterwards kinda anticlimatic.

....

wtf is wrong with some of you?  The real victory isn't getting to put your dick in her?  It isn't gettiin her to suck it?  It isn't getting her to cum?  It isn't getting her to let you do her in the ass?  It isn't being able to give her a facial?  There are a lot of "victories" to be won after she takes her clothes off. 

[Himu]

jesus christ you guys need to get laid

sex is not like porn. well, it can be. but god.

Honestly I think I prefer porn nowadys.  With porn, I don't have to feel bad about pretending that I care more about the girl more than I really do.  Or sometimes I'm doing it just for the sake of doing it but then it doesn't feet that great and I just lose interest while she's still into it.

good lord

you need a real woman, take a break from xhamster for a few days (weeks, months)

[Smooth Groove]

Unlike women irl, porn never disappoints me.  Maybe I just need to hire some AAA pornstar escorts.

[Phoenix Dark]

I'd imagine LA's backpage.com is crazy good

[Beezy]

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Pretty much perfect IMO

Not too big, not too small

Not too skinny, not too flabby

I wonder what Beezy thinks

looks great to me

[Himu]

Unlike women irl, porn never disappoints me.  Maybe I just need to hire some AAA pornstar escorts.

LOL @ people looking for love at E3.  Some EA chick was getting flirty when I told her about my med career.  But I was like, bitch, leave me alone,  Im trying to play a game here.

[Himu]

Smooth Groove, son, you are never gonna lay a sistah with that attitude

[Smooth Groove]

Im at a party right now with a pretty persian but im checking the bore instead of dancing.  I know it aounds pathetic but I dont feel bad at all.

[Madrun Badrun]

they be cheating again!

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[Madrun Badrun]

oops

[Mupepe]

they looked better before.  it looks like a bug eye afterwards.

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm just glad men don't have to do non-sense like that; image having to tape your balls smooth.

[Mupepe]

yeah.  we do manscaping, but nothing crazy like that. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'd imagine LA's backpage.com is crazy good

Yep, all of those aspiring models, singers, and actresses who never made it (or are washed up) but don't really have any other kind of job skills.

Example: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kari_Ann_Peniche

[Mupepe]

I'd imagine LA's backpage.com is crazy good

Yep, all of those aspiring models, singers, and actresses who never made it (or are washed up) but don't really have any other kind of job skills.

Example: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kari_Ann_Peniche

damn.  she's hot

[Madrun Badrun]

http://content.erooups.com/img3/20110129/11/daily_erotic_picdump_101.jpg

[Great Rumbler]

I'd imagine LA's backpage.com is crazy good

Yep, all of those aspiring models, singers, and actresses who never made it (or are washed up) but don't really have any other kind of job skills.

Example: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kari_Ann_Peniche

damn.  she's hot

She sounds borderline insane. And not in a fun way.

[Mupepe]

I'd imagine LA's backpage.com is crazy good

Yep, all of those aspiring models, singers, and actresses who never made it (or are washed up) but don't really have any other kind of job skills.

Example: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kari_Ann_Peniche

damn.  she's hot

She sounds borderline insane. And not in a fun way.

damn.  she's hot

No she isn't.

Boring bastards.  You need to go side huggin'.  A girl like that can teach you things!  (I hope)

[Groogrux]

http://content.erooups.com/img3/20110129/11/daily_erotic_picdump_101.jpg

I don't know what it was about that picture, but great googly moogly.

[Positive Touch]

i think its the fact that her tit is hanging out

[Groogrux]

i think its the fact that her tit is hanging out

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'd imagine LA's backpage.com is crazy good

Yep, all of those aspiring models, singers, and actresses who never made it (or are washed up) but don't really have any other kind of job skills.

Example: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kari_Ann_Peniche

damn.  she's hot

She sounds borderline insane. And not in a fun way.

Hookers are crazy?  I'm stunned!

[Gospel]

http://xhamster.com/movies/1273655/young_beauty...f70.html

[Positive Touch]

buddy

go grab some purell so i can shake your hand

[Gospel]

I was hoping one of you would like her. tbh I didn't watch the whole sceen I just saw her face and wanted to post it.

[Joe Molotov]

Gospel just watches porno for the cinematography.

[Gospel]

Well the lighting in that scene was amazing tho, no lie.

[Owl-faced Wizard]

She is a real cutie.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://xhamster.com/movies/1273655/young_beauty...f70.html

[Phoenix Dark]

wtf Anastasia Blue died in 2008? How did I not know that  :'(

[Positive Touch]

why the fuck are you even watching weird shit like this

go outside and socialize

[Phoenix Dark]

NO

[Positive Touch]

GODDAMNIT PD DONT TALK BACK TO ME

[demi]

I would use this <3

[Atramental]

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I would use this <3

[Joe Molotov]

I would use this <3

That actually looks completely amazing. Might be cumbersome to use though.

Less cumbersome than a real woman, though.

[Human Snorenado]

I think Arvie has some real ones in his freezer.

[Madrun Badrun]

[demi]

http://vimeo.com/44443483

[Joe Molotov]

Hey demi, I saw this when I was browsing Netflix.



Also this:

[fistfulofmetal]

i highly recommend going to egotastic and looking at the jessica biel pics from the beach.

[Madrun Badrun]

[Gospel]

Those are very nice looking jeans.