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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Dear lord? It doesn't get anymore average than that. Butterface, no ass, no tits, fat rolls.

Aspertard dipshit
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Dear lord? It doesn't get anymore average than that. Butterface, no ass, no tits, fat rolls.

God forbid a woman be depicted as moving and not Skeletor, thus resulting in some fat bunching up on her otherwise svelte frame

Go back to jerking off to airbrushed nonsense and leave the rest of the world alone, assburger
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Hot damn!

Also, double hot damn on the Emma Watson. Good golly.

Phoenix Dark

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Hudgens and Watson are too skinny but it doesn't even matter. I'd smash them both.

But at least I have an excuse, as I'm genetically predisposed to dislike skinny bitches. What's your excuse Ruzbuh  >:(
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I don't care for that girl's body too much, but fat rolls? Are we looking at the same person? :lol


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Well you can kiss IR progress goodbye, at least in the short term. Very shocked and disappointed in this shit. Agencies already force girls to dodge, now they get a "valid" excuse to pretend it isn't about race. Marcus is like the Obama or Al Roker of IR too: he's the safe guy many many performers do their first scenes with because he's more professional (and smaller) than a lot of the other thug types who unfortunately dominate the scene right now.

He had syphilis for MONTHS apparently. Seriously, how does any girl decide to suck this dick - or any director decide to ok this scene:

NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE  :nsfw

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NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE  :nsfw

 :-X :-\ >:( :yuck
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Timber

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oh no
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Timber

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mods help
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Beezy

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Fucking curiosity is making me want to click those 2 links. *leaves thread*

Madrun Badrun

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O so it's ok to post STD pictures now.  Noted.

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Joe Molotov

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Fucking curiosity is making me want to click those 2 links. *leaves thread*

Meh, it's just dick with a few small splotches on it. It's not like a Father Mike post or anything.
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brob

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shouldn't that girl have seen enough dicks to know that something was up with that particular one? Isn't mr marcus' dick a pretty known dick too, to the point where it naturally had a vitiligo-like appearance she would have known about it prior to having it in her face?


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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Well you can kiss IR progress goodbye, at least in the short term. Very shocked and disappointed in this shit. Agencies already force girls to dodge, now they get a "valid" excuse to pretend it isn't about race. Marcus is like the Obama or Al Roker of IR too: he's the safe guy many many performers do their first scenes with because he's more professional (and smaller) than a lot of the other thug types who unfortunately dominate the scene right now.

He had syphilis for MONTHS apparently. Seriously, how does any girl decide to suck this dick - or any director decide to ok this scene:

NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE  :nsfw

spoiler (click to show/hide)
spoiler (click to show/hide)

NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE  :nsfw

 :-X :-\ >:( :yuck

I saw those pictures and I wonder why the girls didn't refuse.  Apparently I guess when you're strung out on meth, blow, pills, etc. you'll suck any dick in front of your face ???
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she looks sexy in the last two frames


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Human Snorenado

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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Phoenix Dark

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

She looks pretty sober to me lol  :-\
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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The mottling of the penis probably would be a lot more noticeable on a white cock vs. a black one.
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pilonv1

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The replies to Father Mike posts make this thread great. I don't even need to click on any links
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I fucking love Bobbi Starr. one of the best
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http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8283/7861237902_5ce5a477c5_b.jpg

Enjoyable for both normal people and Demi

God damn. That looks like a good three-day weekend.

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http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8283/7861237902_5ce5a477c5_b.jpg

Enjoyable for both normal people and Demi

God damn. That looks like a good three-day weekend.

The two flanking Lucas are super HHHHHHNNNNNGGGGGGGGG worthy
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Phoenix Dark

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Triumph and BlueTsunami should enjoy this piff
http://bigbennklingon.tumblr.com/
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never understood the love for the star wars bikini. looks hella trashy and is usually worn by trashy girls at conventions. Even the girl in star wars isn't that hot in it.

Rahxephon91

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never understood the love for the star wars bikini. looks hella trashy and is usually worn by trashy girls at conventions. Even the girl in star wars isn't that hot in it.
Thank you. Carrie Fisher is not very attractive and if there is any part she looked attractive in, it's in Empire with that skin tight white snow suit she had going.

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You guys are distinguished mentally-challenged

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Rahxephon91

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Her eyes are pretty incredible. There are actual videos out there right?

fistfulofmetal

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she has one hardcore vid on fapdu:

http://fapdu.com/cherry-crush-pink-kitty

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It seems to get less and less sexy as it goes on.
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brawndolicious

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I think she's too crazy to be a porn star.

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CajoleJuice

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i just saw tits, ok
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http://i.imgur.com/zT3Az.jpg
If she's underage then those are the biggest tits I've ever seen on a child.

god... that came out weird.

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also fake,  fucking FM

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i figured as much, OH WELL TOO LATE
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Blimey.

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For the other classy smut connoisseurs (all two or whatever of you) here's a video of the winner of the Miss 2011 Burlesque Pageant.  There's not technically any nudity, but she gets down to a thong and pasties so I'll hide it behind a spoiler.

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She's wonderful, but fuck burlesque.
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Human Snorenado

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She's wonderful, but fuck burlesque.

FUCK YOUR EAR, OK
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burlesque is slightly less sexy than nude performance art.
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Phoenix Dark

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For the other classy smut connoisseurs (all two or whatever of you) here's a video of the winner of the Miss 2011 Burlesque Pageant.  There's not technically any nudity, but she gets down to a thong and pasties so I'll hide it behind a spoiler.

 :nsfw

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hnnnnggg
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Oblivion

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Wait, what was wrong with that first pic FM posted? She's completely clothed. Is she underage?

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