Author Topic: The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please) (Read 4130815 times)

Beezy · « **Reply #5520 on:** December 04, 2012, 07:26:40 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on December 04, 2012, 04:58:34 PM

i went to the strip club this past saturday and even dat was better than porn. i didnt get a chubbo obviously but even looking at some random chicks tits while she dances her cooter infront of my face was worth the $15

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #5521 on:** December 04, 2012, 08:07:41 PM »

who is that

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5522 on:** December 04, 2012, 08:45:38 PM »

Quote from: Shark Johnson on December 04, 2012, 08:16:15 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on December 04, 2012, 08:07:41 PM
who is that

Pretty sure it's Emilyy Jean.

http://www.modelmayhem.com/1841269

I googled her name and immediately found nudes. One day without porn, and your game's already gone weaksauce. :'(

http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/3231140/Emily-Jean-Emilyy-Jeans

Real talk though, that's one hot mama. Dem child bearing hips.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #5523 on:** December 04, 2012, 08:48:11 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 04, 2012, 06:16:26 PM

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m86j49HAt51rvcputo1_1280.jpg

Shaved

Mupepe · « **Reply #5524 on:** December 04, 2012, 10:58:02 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on December 04, 2012, 08:48:11 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on December 04, 2012, 06:16:26 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m86j49HAt51rvcputo1_1280.jpg
Shaved

I would prefer some grass on the field but I ain't kicking her out of bed for that.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #5525 on:** December 04, 2012, 10:59:11 PM »

Still prefer shaved. Probably always will.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5526 on:** December 04, 2012, 11:05:10 PM »

http://i.imgur.com/TIHJI.jpg

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5527 on:** December 04, 2012, 11:14:52 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on December 04, 2012, 11:05:10 PM

http://i.imgur.com/TIHJI.jpg

Yeti · « **Reply #5528 on:** December 05, 2012, 02:19:15 AM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5529 on:** December 05, 2012, 02:22:51 AM »

...proceed.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5530 on:** December 05, 2012, 02:23:30 AM »

holy shit she looks like Joanna Newsom with ass. Right out of my fantasies

Mupepe · « **Reply #5531 on:** December 05, 2012, 10:04:03 AM »

there's a porno with those chicks. I saw it on OA a long time ago. Maybe Green Man can help

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5532 on:** December 05, 2012, 11:44:21 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 05, 2012, 10:04:03 AM

there's a porno with those chicks. I saw it on OA a long time ago. Maybe Green Man can help

http://xhamster.com/movies/1594755/ass_parade_briella_bounce_._amp_jynx_maze.html

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5533 on:** December 05, 2012, 12:00:15 PM »

Cajole is John Blake

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #5534 on:** December 05, 2012, 03:09:22 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 05, 2012, 11:44:21 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on December 05, 2012, 10:04:03 AM
there's a porno with those chicks. I saw it on OA a long time ago. Maybe Green Man can help

http://xhamster.com/movies/1594755/ass_parade_briella_bounce_._amp_jynx_maze.html

Briella's body was omg looking when she was doing cowgirl around the 25 minute mark. Just the right amount of ass - not a flat ass but not a cellulite ridden tank ass either.

Might need to research some more of her videos.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5535 on:** December 05, 2012, 03:28:09 PM »

http://i.imgur.com/wDSIs.jpg

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5536 on:** December 05, 2012, 03:48:46 PM »

http://i.minus.com/ibhWYIxhK1AHqe.gif

Atramental · « **Reply #5537 on:** December 05, 2012, 04:13:04 PM »

http://myfavoritesexytime.tumblr.com/

Heh. I'm beginning to see tumblr's usefulness now.

demi · « **Reply #5538 on:** December 05, 2012, 05:37:44 PM »

Yea Tumblr is filled with bear blogs and such.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #5539 on:** December 06, 2012, 01:37:00 PM »

Quote from: Shark Johnson on December 04, 2012, 02:49:33 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 04, 2012, 01:41:15 PM
holy shit how is that even possible

I spend like 30 minutes on a porn session, and most of that boils down to me clicking tabs that I won't even watch; after picking like 3 videos I'll always find "the one" to use

You think I'm doing fucking kegels for 6 hours? No, I'm basically doing this:

Quote from: Joe Molotov on December 04, 2012, 02:05:55 PM
Green Man doesn't beat off to porn, he's a porn historian, cataloging it for a future dystopian pornpocalypse, where savage biker gangs rove the wasteland, hoarding the last known copies of ASS AVENGERS 4 and people speak in hushed tones of The One, who will deliver us to the promised land of unlimited free Brazzers passwords that never expire.

Only not as amazing.

When I'm home making sure my grandmother doesn't burn down the house or doing something equally horrible, I'm playing DayZ doing overwatch and checking porn releases and helping people out on 4chan's /r/ and other websites where people need for find the source of some badly compressed .gif of a Nikki Grind sucking two big black dicks or the source of a lady shooting milk out of her asshole while dressed up as a cat.

I am probably the greatest porn-sourcing non-profit of all time but at some point I gotta get my shit together so I can, you know, touch an actual woman one day. That'd be pretty keen. Plus, I'm sure this actually isn't good for me, mentally.

Wait, didn't you say you got a vasectomy?

Momo · « **Reply #5540 on:** December 06, 2012, 02:17:42 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on December 05, 2012, 03:28:09 PM

http://i.imgur.com/wDSIs.jpg

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on December 05, 2012, 03:48:46 PM

http://i.minus.com/ibhWYIxhK1AHqe.gif

brawndolicious · « **Reply #5541 on:** December 06, 2012, 04:38:44 PM »

I'm just curious and don't want to pry all up into your business if you don't feel like it but you got a vasectomy before ever having sex? You must really hate the idea of condoms or just don't want to take any risk at all.