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Vizzys

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at least he gets paid for it
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etiolate

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metart is pretty good source for nudes

OptimoPeach

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:nsfw

cant get over this scene. chick is smokin'. she's columbian i believe
I'm so saving this
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Diunx

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i don't see an option for downloading the video on that :'(
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Joe Molotov

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i don't see an option for downloading the video on that :'(

FlashGot

You can use it to save YouTube videos too, it's sweet.
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Diunx

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i don't see an option for downloading the video on that :'(

FlashGot

You can use it to save YouTube videos too, it's sweet.

I love you.
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elektrikluv

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cant get over this scene. chick is smokin'. she's columbian i believe

The dude is also :drool Awesome video.

WrikaWrek

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The Fake Shemp

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Lolol  :nsfw

Japanese are crazy! They turned Hiro from Heroes into a pornstar!

http://www.xvideos.com/video375414/guy_stopping_the_time_fucking_teachers_and_students_mouth_and_pussy_in_the_classroom

Yes, because I want a woman to look like this during sex:



Not a turn on. It's like he's fucking a real doll. :yuck



P.S. That chick has a rockin' body, though.
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WrikaWrek

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Lolol  :nsfw

Japanese are crazy! They turned Hiro from Heroes into a pornstar!

http://www.xvideos.com/video375414/guy_stopping_the_time_fucking_teachers_and_students_mouth_and_pussy_in_the_classroom

Yes, because I want a woman to look like this during sex:

(Image removed from quote.)

Not a turn on. It's like he's fucking a real doll. :yuck



P.S. That chick has a rockin' body, though.

Yeah, totally searched her name and jerked off.

demi

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*click link expecting guy that looks like Hiro*

*wave of disappointment drowns me*
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tiesto

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metart is pretty good source for nudes

Yeah, big fan of Metart here... lots of cute e.euro looking girls on there!
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Phoenix Dark

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Lolol  :nsfw

Japanese are crazy! They turned Hiro from Heroes into a pornstar!

http://www.xvideos.com/video375414/guy_stopping_the_time_fucking_teachers_and_students_mouth_and_pussy_in_the_classroom

Yes, because I want a woman to look like this during sex:

(Image removed from quote.)

Not a turn on. It's like he's fucking a real doll. :yuck



P.S. That chick has a rockin' body, though.

and she peed on the floor wtf

I guess that's the trade off for Japanese porn that doesn't include rape fantasy/screaming bullshit
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Pee is kinda cool.  Never been in contact with a girl's pee before but I wouldn't be opposed to a girl riding me and peeing while she cums.  Or in the shower her peeing on my leg or something.  The warmth would probably turn me on.

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püp

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don't hate

BlueTsunami

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I bet Freddie Mercury got down with the drip drip

And I can't stand porn that features wooden fucking. I need fake exasperations, work for that fucking money, fuck.
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OptimoPeach

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You know what I can't stand? Gaping. Choking and spitting I can tolerate, but that shit drives me out of my mind
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nah.  give me the amateur joy ride.  I love amateur shit.  I don't really watch anything else.  i want to see how real people look when they're really trying to get their nut on.

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Pee is kinda cool.  Never been in contact with a girl's pee before but I wouldn't be opposed to a girl riding me and peeing while she cums.  Or in the shower her peeing on my leg or something.  The warmth would probably turn me on.

:heartbeat
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black men :-X
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Why do you care about the MEN?
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fistfulofmetal

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its a big black mass in my face. it's distracting.
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 :nsfw
O YAAAAAAAAAAA

Diunx

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Page with topless oscar nominees.

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spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Helen Mirren  :drool
 Jennifer Connelly :drool
 Kathy bates  :-X
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Page with topless oscar nominees.

:nsfw
spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Helen Mirren  :drool
 Jennifer Connelly :drool
 Kathy bates  :-X

Daaaamn. Hot shit!
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etiolate

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marion cotillard's pic is nice and elegant and classy :tophat

BobFromPikeCreek

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God Maggie Gyllenhaal is gross.
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WrikaWrek

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Kate winslet is dead to me.

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WrikaWrek

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Kate winslet is dead to me.
what? why?

Those tits...it's like she's 80 years old.

Diunx

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I'd still hit it.
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Mupepe

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holy god. what the hell happened to her titties?  Is 11 years really that cruel to a woman?  They used to be fucking glorious.

elektrikluv

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Helen Mirren's tits in the pic where she's old are a lot less saggy/flat than the majority of those women  :lol

Mupepe

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I'd fuck the shit out of her.  Goddamn.

Phoenix Dark

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black men :-X

[youtube=560,345]G2ZSyCuj3jQ[/youtube]
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WrikaWrek

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He almost cries in one of them,  :lol

OptimoPeach

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black men :-X

[youtube=560,345]G2ZSyCuj3jQ[/youtube]
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He sounds like Goku
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Brehvolution

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Page with topless oscar nominees.

:nsfw
spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Helen Mirren  :drool
 Jennifer Connelly :drool
 Kathy bates  :-X

This is fantastic.
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Joe Molotov

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I made some of the exact same sounds earlier this afternoon when I was throwing up.  :-\
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demi

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I made some of the exact same sounds earlier this afternoon when I was throwing up.  :-\

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So, uh, this chick I've been seeing asked me if I would choke her during sex on the phone today. I didn't know what to say to that. I kind of laughed and then she was like, "No, seriously, would you?" and then I was like, "Hey, I have to call you back someone from LA is calling throug-" [click]

That was three hours ago. demi says I should do it. :lol
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Phoenix Dark

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holy shit  :lol

That would freak me out
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The Fake Shemp

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I just told CajoleJuice that at the time (on the phone), I kind of thought I could do it. Y'know, mainly because I was happy at the prospect of sex tonight. But now that I've had a few hours to think about it and a cold shower, I am kind of at a loss.
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Once the prospect of sex is dangled in front of a man -- without him having time to think about it -- he'll jump at anything for it.
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Phoenix Dark

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Make sure to use a safe word Willco.

"green shinobi! green shinobi! green-ggaaggghh"
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demi

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I suggested the following:

- Instead of choking her, allow Willco to simply sit on her face... with his stomach
- Re-enact Superbad, starring Jonah Hill
- Slap her instead in the following areas with vigor - face, ass, cooter
- Give her a charlie horse LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Share a chocolate sundae
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OptimoPeach

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Just do it. At least she's not asking you to brick on her chest
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Mupepe

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I don't think it's that big of a deal. I have asked chicks to choke me. I usually ask while we are already fucking though

Diunx

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Do it!, sounds pretty hot.
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Phoenix Dark

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Pretend like you're choking Zorn
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Positive Touch

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jesus it's not like she wants you to make her pass out ::)

just put one hand on her throat and apply a little bit of pressure.  she wants you to do it so there's no real reason to feel guilty.  kinky sex is fucking awesome; don't be afraid
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The Fake Shemp

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Not surprised that Mupepe is into this shit, but Positive Touch is revealed for the O.J. that he really is.

I dunno, this is like one step away from reenacting rape.

Any rate, crisis averted. We went out for dinner, but she got called to her job shortly afterwards. I'm in the clear. For now, at least.
« Last Edit: March 26, 2010, 10:40:43 PM by The Fake Shemp »
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Boogie

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If it was something she was into, and brought it up beforehand, I think I'd be willing to give it a try.  As long as there's trust and boundaries there, and it's something that gets her off, why not give it a shot, I say.
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Positive Touch

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If it was something she was into, and brought it up beforehand, I think I'd be willing to give it a try.  As long as there's trust and boundaries there, and it's something that gets her off, why not give it a shot, I say.

exactly

don't get me wrong, i have limits.  there's no way in hell i'd ever slap a chick (except on her ass of course), and i wouldn't ever like to act like out rape, but a little bit of choking isn't brutal at all AS LONG AS SHE IT INTO IT AND REQUESTS IT
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The Fake Shemp

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It was her request, but I feel it is a slippery slope!
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Positive Touch

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:lol willco afraid of unleashing his inner demons
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