Author Topic: The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please) (Read 3628854 times)

Quote from: BrandNew on August 20, 2014, 07:29:30 PM
that new nicki minaj video, brehs

1:55 into the video, when you see her from the side... it looks so fake.

All I see is too cheeks that would make me nut. Who cares if they're fake.

bud · « **Reply #9132 on:** August 21, 2014, 08:38:40 PM »

aesthetics are incredibly important when it comes to the glutes.

my mate selection process entirely depends on it.

Broseidon · « **Reply #9133 on:** August 22, 2014, 06:12:22 AM »

Quote from: Mamacint on August 21, 2014, 05:08:33 PM

http://comicbastards.com/wp-content/uploads/Juju-Spider-Man-Body-Paint-gif-1.gif
http://comicbastards.com/wp-content/uploads/Juju-Spider-Man-Body-Paint-gif-2.gif

chronovore · « **Reply #9134 on:** August 22, 2014, 08:18:17 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 11, 2014, 09:11:31 PM

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2d9smg/christy_mack_after_being_violently_attacked_by_ex/
jesus
:( :( :(

:nsfanyone

undecided if this should go here or the outside link thread.

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/MMA-fighter-Jonathan-War-Machine-Koppenhaver-Arrested--271457171.html

:punch

:prison

:tauntaun

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9135 on:** August 22, 2014, 01:33:22 PM »

http://i.imgur.com/eFU2YKi.png

that girl is really pretty. also

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9136 on:** August 22, 2014, 02:54:50 PM »

http://i.imgur.com/MgkRzZG.jpg

Atramental · « **Reply #9137 on:** August 22, 2014, 09:59:26 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 22, 2014, 01:33:22 PM

http://i.imgur.com/eFU2YKi.png

that girl is really pretty. also

helios · « **Reply #9138 on:** August 23, 2014, 12:36:54 AM »

SFW Doctor Whore trailer

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9139 on:** August 23, 2014, 09:00:57 AM »

http://i.imgur.com/ErWUsJy.jpg

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9140 on:** August 23, 2014, 09:10:14 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on August 22, 2014, 09:59:26 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 22, 2014, 01:33:22 PM
http://i.imgur.com/eFU2YKi.png

that girl is really pretty. also
(Image removed from quote.)

http://i.imgur.com/jlExUpK.gif

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #9141 on:** August 23, 2014, 04:39:27 PM »

I also wish I had stayed true to the rule of waiting until someone responds.

chronovore · « **Reply #9142 on:** August 23, 2014, 06:23:22 PM »

In this thread, the success rate for arvieposts is not high enough to bother.

...

I always bother anyway. $:-\$

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9143 on:** August 23, 2014, 07:13:20 PM »

If even he posts the

warning, then you should know you're treading in dark waters.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9144 on:** August 23, 2014, 07:43:24 PM »

http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/ee446/kinkaid03/thong/3_036.jpg
http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/ee446/kinkaid03/thong/3_16.jpg

toku · « **Reply #9145 on:** August 23, 2014, 08:23:33 PM »

https://33.media.tumblr.com/533cfbbb664c3de55dab60281995d20e/tumblr_naavtcuRhN1r0lcjho2_1280.jpg

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9146 on:** August 24, 2014, 08:06:28 AM »

http://i.imgur.com/7zn5ACI.jpg

I believe this will be of interest to at least one member.

chronovore · « **Reply #9147 on:** August 24, 2014, 08:21:02 AM »

Broseidon · « **Reply #9148 on:** August 24, 2014, 11:35:27 AM »

Rufus · « **Reply #9149 on:** August 24, 2014, 11:39:44 AM »

I guess it's easier to live out your fetishes/sexuality if you can hide behind a mask.

Why the fucking SS hat though...

chronovore · « **Reply #9150 on:** August 24, 2014, 06:10:08 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on August 24, 2014, 11:39:44 AM

I guess it's easier to live out your fetishes/sexuality if you can hide behind a mask.

Why the fucking SS hat though...

Maybe she's a purebred German Shepard?

Rufus · « **Reply #9151 on:** August 24, 2014, 07:29:21 PM »

You know... If I were to look on Deviantart right now, I'd probably find a lot of Rottweilers, German Shepards and Dobermans in Nazi uniforms...

Your Stalker · « **Reply #9152 on:** August 24, 2014, 11:21:21 PM »

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BviFD7LCEAASIVQ.jpg

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #9153 on:** August 24, 2014, 11:49:05 PM »

Quote from: Your Stalker on August 24, 2014, 11:21:21 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BviFD7LCEAASIVQ.jpg

That one on the right looks like a stressball.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9154 on:** August 25, 2014, 08:38:50 AM »

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.mandatory.com/media/2013/06/riot-police-dildos.jpg

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #9155 on:** August 25, 2014, 10:17:02 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 25, 2014, 08:38:50 AM

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.mandatory.com/media/2013/06/riot-police-dildos.jpg

My review:

The links title says all that there is to know. It's that literately, complete with no shocking surprises. No twist and nothing to make you want to gouge out your eyes. It's just police holding dildos that look very much like penises. Played so straight, it's comical.

Not Safe For Work. But Safe to Click.

Yeti · « **Reply #9156 on:** August 26, 2014, 12:10:56 AM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 25, 2014, 10:17:02 AM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 25, 2014, 08:38:50 AM
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.mandatory.com/media/2013/06/riot-police-dildos.jpg
My review:

The links title says all that there is to know. It's that literately, complete with no shocking surprises. No twist and nothing to make you want to gouge out your eyes. It's just police holding dildos that look very much like penises. Played so straight, it's comical.

Not Safe For Work. But Safe to Click.

My only quibble would be that it is the same dildo used over and over. Yes, I know it fits better with the uniformity that a line of Riot Police would present, but I like to see diversity in dildo representation.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9157 on:** August 26, 2014, 10:45:26 AM »

http://i.imgur.com/fPFWjrB.jpg

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #9158 on:** August 26, 2014, 10:56:31 AM »

NOPE.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #9159 on:** August 26, 2014, 12:16:04 PM »

https://38.media.tumblr.com/d3c27c460b9239d804e455ef74c53e5b/tumblr_n9uchfT8LF1trb6jho1_400.gif

Dennis · « **Reply #9160 on:** August 26, 2014, 12:28:53 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 26, 2014, 10:45:26 AM

http://i.imgur.com/fPFWjrB.jpg

NO

Quote from: Your Stalker on August 26, 2014, 12:16:04 PM

https://38.media.tumblr.com/d3c27c460b9239d804e455ef74c53e5b/tumblr_n9uchfT8LF1trb6jho1_400.gif

YES

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9161 on:** August 26, 2014, 01:41:26 PM »

I hate how the guy almost always has his hands behind his back, or he'll stroke one hand through her hair once or twice and never again. WHY. Granted I've seen some videos where it's obvious the chick doesn't want her hair stroked, but how come every fetish under the sun is given screen time except hair? I want to rustle a girl's hair during a blowjob.

Mupepe · « **Reply #9162 on:** August 26, 2014, 02:05:10 PM »

which one of those girls was I texting PD? I was in love with her for a short while

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9163 on:** August 26, 2014, 02:09:06 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2014, 01:41:26 PM

I hate how the guy almost always has his hands behind his back, or he'll stroke one hand through her hair once or twice and never again. WHY. Granted I've seen some videos where it's obvious the chick doesn't want her hair stroked, but how come every fetish under the sun is given screen time except hair? I want to rustle a girl's hair during a blowjob.

This is what happens when your adolescent years are full of jerking it to shampoo commercials.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9164 on:** August 26, 2014, 03:31:36 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on August 26, 2014, 02:05:10 PM

which one of those girls was I texting PD? I was in love with her for a short while

iirc the younger one.

I saw her a few years later at Sam's Club, with some older guy who didn't seem to be her dad.

I kind of half waved when I saw her a few yards away in the parking lot, and could tell she didn't recognize me so I pulled out my phone, pretended to get a call, and walked away.

Mupepe · « **Reply #9165 on:** August 26, 2014, 04:31:52 PM »

No one can take away the fact that you smelled her hair though

Squiddy · « **Reply #9166 on:** August 26, 2014, 05:10:06 PM »

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x18fb29_brazzers-got-back_music

chronovore · « **Reply #9167 on:** August 26, 2014, 06:48:39 PM »

Quote from: Esch on August 26, 2014, 01:43:39 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2014, 01:41:26 PM
I hate how the guy almost always has his hands behind his back, or he'll stroke one hand through her hair once or twice and never again. WHY. Granted I've seen some videos where it's obvious the chick doesn't want her hair stroked, but how come every fetish under the sun is given screen time except hair? I want to rustle a girl's hair during a blowjob.

black chicks must hate you

also

Quote
Anyway, after class today I got to hug them both. This was a stepping stone for me, considering I had never hugged a babe before. It was nice. They both smelled very good, and their hair was long enough so that I could secretly touch it from behind. It felt good. I was hoping for a kiss, but meh, a hug was good enough.

Thank you Bianca and Elisa, you have given me enough masturbatory thoughts to support me through Christmas break.

Quote from: Squiddy on August 26, 2014, 05:10:06 PM

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x18fb29_brazzers-got-back_music

"...but I'm not gonna cuddle, I'm gonna get up in that buttle"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9168 on:** August 26, 2014, 07:10:10 PM »

I've never had sex with anyone who was wearing a weave, maybe I just have avoided the black girls who would have problems with me touching their hair.

I touch hair more than I touch breasts/ass

Mupepe · « **Reply #9169 on:** August 26, 2014, 09:46:58 PM »

Quote from: Esch on August 26, 2014, 08:50:15 PM

The only time I touch hair is to pull on it

(Image removed from quote.)

or when i'm petting them like a dog.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9170 on:** August 26, 2014, 09:52:32 PM »

is that a sex move?

Your Stalker · « **Reply #9171 on:** August 26, 2014, 11:18:38 PM »

nah it's a cac move

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9172 on:** August 26, 2014, 11:45:53 PM »

can't cosign pulling. I like stroking and running my fingers through it. You know that part in the Matrix where the chick lightly caresses the harp? That's me, yo.