Speaking of your obsessions, malek- did you see that J-law was on Between Two Ferns?
That's off-putting.
You should be off pudding . . . because you're fat . . . you shouldn't eat any pudding.
Zach: You have read hair? 
Amy: Guess what they used to call me in high-school.
Mach. cinnamon muff. 
Amy: No! That didn't call me "cinnamon muff."
What did they call you? Fire-crotch?
Amy: Strawberry Shortcake, a small child's doll. 
 . . . 
"Don't you 
ever fart on my tits again!