I don't read most of Tim's logorrhea, but as a self-loathing weeaboo and ex-ex-patriate, this one hit pretty close to home. Plus, like Prole, I read stupid fast.
I read the whole thing too and it wasn't nearly as entertaining than that epic Oregon Trail story I read the other day.
On a scale from 1 to 10 ... how much do you want to marry Susan? Be honest.