i like to think there's a hell, and i don't even mind going there as long as i get a room with a window through which i can watch the souls of people who made my life miserable burn and writhe in agony along with me for all eternity
i think that's a pretty fair trade
heaven i don't have much of an opinion on, but my mom's had a pretty shitty life and she's a believer, so i at least hope she gets one
she can have mine, if gifting is allowed