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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1800 on: June 29, 2010, 01:46:43 PM »
at least they didn't rape you  :fbm
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1801 on: June 29, 2010, 01:59:16 PM »
don't you mean, too bad they didn't rape you?

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1802 on: June 29, 2010, 02:03:21 PM »
Goddamn black people, always with rape on their mind smh.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1803 on: June 29, 2010, 02:10:47 PM »
wtf? :lol

did they just casually turn around like, "uh, here you can have your keys back."
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« Reply #1804 on: June 29, 2010, 02:34:17 PM »
wtf? :lol

did they just casually turn around like, "uh, here you can have your keys back."

"Oh.  We have an honest thief here."

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1805 on: June 29, 2010, 03:29:32 PM »
I think my trusty ASUS monitor is about to go.   :(  Seeing horizontal red lines on the screen every once in a while, had a sound problem yesterday.  Damn. 
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1806 on: June 29, 2010, 03:32:08 PM »
I never got mugged, but I did get held up at work once.  The robbers walked in and pointed a gun right at the back of my head.  I turned around, said "man, stop playing" and went right back to the game I was playing.   :lol  The robbers and my manager were both like :wtf and then I realized what was happening.  They took a bunch of games and cash, and then our wallets, but fortunately they dropped mine as they ran out.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1807 on: June 29, 2010, 03:41:24 PM »
wtf? :lol

did they just casually turn around like, "uh, here you can have your keys back."

Yeah :lol, the guy was getting in the bike and I said "hey at least give me back my keys" and he gave them to me then I asked for my phone sim card but they ignore me and ride off them they stopped in the corner and threw my recorder on the ground.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1808 on: June 29, 2010, 03:50:17 PM »
The last time a couple people tried to mug me I quickly through a pencil at one of their faces and ran the other way.  Probably an extra dude in the optometrist's office that day  :pimp

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1809 on: June 29, 2010, 04:17:16 PM »
Yea I wasn't about to take on two highschool kids (I was 12) with boxcutters for the sake of machismo.  Maybe next time.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1810 on: June 29, 2010, 04:35:50 PM »
i've never been mugged but i've been in a lot of fights
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« Reply #1811 on: June 29, 2010, 04:45:40 PM »
No you haven't.
I saw him get into quite a few in high school.  The best one is the kids who tried to steal his dollar in middle school.  He jumped up and ran and jumped on his back and started punching him.  It reminded me of the raptor at the end of the Jurassic Park that jumps on the t rex.

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« Reply #1812 on: June 29, 2010, 06:31:51 PM »
i've never been mugged but i've been in a lot of fights
That's because you usually do the mugging :smug
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1813 on: June 29, 2010, 07:46:57 PM »
oooh Himu's got a violent streak. nice. I like that  :-*
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« Reply #1814 on: June 29, 2010, 08:02:56 PM »
I start my new job tomorrow :hyper
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« Reply #1815 on: June 29, 2010, 08:09:47 PM »
What is it and how much u get paid?
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1816 on: June 29, 2010, 08:10:45 PM »
Is anyone going to score in this Paraguay/Japan game?

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« Reply #1817 on: June 29, 2010, 08:11:45 PM »
Is anyone going to score in this Paraguay/Japan game?

well someone has to because they can't end in a tie. :smug
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« Reply #1818 on: June 29, 2010, 08:13:23 PM »
Yeah, it's just at the end of the overtime time now.  SUSPENSE

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« Reply #1819 on: June 29, 2010, 08:15:14 PM »
shootouts are fun
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« Reply #1820 on: June 29, 2010, 08:17:55 PM »
Ooooo it's up to shootout now.  :punch

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1821 on: June 29, 2010, 08:19:18 PM »
Japan lost

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« Reply #1823 on: June 29, 2010, 08:20:56 PM »
What is it and how much u get paid?
That full-time transcription/editing position I was tweaking over a few weeks back ("omg they called me and I didn't pick up cuz the number was blocked so I called back but got no reply," etc). Had an interview Wednesday before last, thought it went well, but then I got a letter a few days later saying they went with someone more experienced or qualified or whatever. Then the next day the guy that interviewed me called back and said that I made such a good impression that they wanted to offer me a similar position (less editing, more transcribing) that they typically outsource. So I lucked out.

$10/hr with benefits. Not amazing or anything, but my only real prior work experience is part-time, minimum wage retail shit, and I'm a beastly typist, so I'm pretty happy
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« Reply #1824 on: June 29, 2010, 08:22:45 PM »
Japan lost

YOU BSATARD

You sure about changing your job to WhiteKnight?  You'll have to start all over from level 1. 

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« Reply #1825 on: June 29, 2010, 08:23:25 PM »
I was mean to Bulleta in the past and am now making up for it so i can go to heaven  :-*
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1826 on: June 29, 2010, 08:24:48 PM »
And just like that, BlackMage turned into a pussy.

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« Reply #1827 on: June 29, 2010, 08:27:27 PM »
suck a bag of dicks
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« Reply #1828 on: June 29, 2010, 08:32:49 PM »
Ah, Japan lost.  I know too well to avoid the thread until it's over if it isn't live.  :chicken

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1829 on: June 29, 2010, 08:33:37 PM »
you you cant use that smiley like that
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« Reply #1830 on: June 29, 2010, 08:43:22 PM »
I can't believe we have that smiley and still don't have a MGS one smh.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1831 on: June 29, 2010, 09:11:15 PM »
The last time a couple people tried to mug me I quickly through a pencil at one of their faces and ran the other way.  Probably an extra dude in the optometrist's office that day  :pimp

Did you through it at his face like this?


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« Reply #1832 on: June 30, 2010, 01:41:21 AM »
Went to Taqueria tonight. They had international volleyball competition on the TVs. I noticed the US volleyball team has a dude with the last name Suxho. This is awesome.

Sister and Brother in Law visiting tomorrow. We're all going to the boardwalk to watch Corey Feldman try to be a rockstar and then view The Lost Boys afterwards.

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« Reply #1833 on: June 30, 2010, 02:56:12 AM »
you you cant use that smiley like that

Yeah, I don't know what it is supposed to be, or why it would be used, so it gets some love.

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« Reply #1834 on: June 30, 2010, 02:59:42 AM »
Just stick with :smug or :fbm and you'll be fine.  They pretty much sum up what EB is all about. 

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« Reply #1835 on: June 30, 2010, 03:18:12 AM »
Smug depressed motherfuckers?

Sounds like EB to me.

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« Reply #1836 on: June 30, 2010, 03:23:36 AM »
Smug depressed motherfuckers?

AKA virgins

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« Reply #1837 on: June 30, 2010, 05:38:06 AM »
I was mean to Bulleta in the past and am now making up for it so i can go to heaven  :-*

You ain't getting my 72 virgins, stay the fuck away!

Oh and etiolate, Feldman rockstar? What the what now?

I guess Cory Feldman has a band, and in order to get his ass to promote a beach movie showing of his The Lost Boys (filmed here), the city approved his band playing before the movie. He then does a meet and greet, and afterwards they show the actual movie. Yet, to be honest, Corey does these sort of promos often.
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« Reply #1838 on: June 30, 2010, 05:39:24 AM »
He was in Goonies.  I love the Goonies.

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« Reply #1839 on: June 30, 2010, 05:43:09 AM »
Goonies was filmed in Astoria, Oregon. Which, honestly, seems like a badass place. I would live there. Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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« Reply #1840 on: June 30, 2010, 05:43:59 AM »
No you haven't.
I saw him get into quite a few in high school.  The best one is the kids who tried to steal his dollar in middle school.  He jumped up and ran and jumped on his back and started punching him.  It reminded me of the raptor at the end of the Jurassic Park that jumps on the t rex.

That was awesome. It was like the day before the last day of school and he ended up being suspended. Me, the black kid didn't. So awesome. :smug

It wasn't a "fight" per se, but my favorite moment was in this one class in High School. Some...engineering class. One of those senior classes you took because you just needed the credits and you've taken everything else. Some distinguished black fellow stole my cd player. Remember those steel toed boots I'd wear in winter time?

My foot.

His leg.

We were actually supposed to go to court about it, because you know, you're fined if you fight in school. I went and they were like,"What are you talking about? We have no record of this." Whatever.

Another great moment was in middle school. I don't think I knew you then, because I think you moved to HMS later in the year or some shit, but there was a guy in PE. I was really close friends with Alex Davis and this guy would tease Alex and a few other friends. One day he did it, and I just got so angry. So I ran up to him, grabbed his PE shirt collar, swung him around, and kicked him in the butt while doing it.

I have a lot of aggression when it comes to fighting. It's mostly due to being picked on when I was a little kid.
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« Reply #1841 on: June 30, 2010, 10:14:42 AM »
I was mean to Bulleta in the past and am now making up for it so i can go to heaven  :-*

You ain't getting my 72 virgins, stay the fuck away!

Oh and etiolate, Feldman rockstar? What the what now?

I guess Cory Feldman has a band

Is the band called Haim by any chance? :teehee
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« Reply #1842 on: June 30, 2010, 10:18:05 AM »
Goonies was filmed in Astoria, Oregon. Which, honestly, seems like a badass place. I would live there. Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Astoria is beautiful; our beach cabin is about an hour from there, so we visit from time to time.
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« Reply #1843 on: June 30, 2010, 10:53:40 AM »
No you haven't.
I saw him get into quite a few in high school.  The best one is the kids who tried to steal his dollar in middle school.  He jumped up and ran and jumped on his back and started punching him.  It reminded me of the raptor at the end of the Jurassic Park that jumps on the t rex.

That was awesome. It was like the day before the last day of school and he ended up being suspended. Me, the black kid didn't. So awesome. :smug

It wasn't a "fight" per se, but my favorite moment was in this one class in High School. Some...engineering class. One of those senior classes you took because you just needed the credits and you've taken everything else. Some distinguished black fellow stole my cd player. Remember those steel toed boots I'd wear in winter time?

My foot.

His leg.

We were actually supposed to go to court about it, because you know, you're fined if you fight in school. I went and they were like,"What are you talking about? We have no record of this." Whatever.

Another great moment was in middle school. I don't think I knew you then, because I think you moved to HMS later in the year or some shit, but there was a guy in PE. I was really close friends with Alex Davis and this guy would tease Alex and a few other friends. One day he did it, and I just got so angry. So I ran up to him, grabbed his PE shirt collar, swung him around, and kicked him in the butt while doing it.

I have a lot of aggression when it comes to fighting. It's mostly due to being picked on when I was a little kid.
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« Reply #1844 on: June 30, 2010, 11:46:58 AM »
In middle school it is!

The best fight I was ever in was with the boyfriend of some girl I was hooking up with. 

It was best because...

1.) I knew I was wrong
2.) I still won even though I was wrong
3.) He must have felt doubly shitty.  His girl was banging someone else and he got his ass kicked.
4.) I was on bars.  God I love bars.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #1845 on: June 30, 2010, 12:42:08 PM »
I just asked a girl for help with something, and at the end I said thanks and went to wave good-bye even though she sits right next to me, and I think it looked like I was dismissing her.  I feel like an ass.  :(  Man I'm socially inept. 

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« Reply #1846 on: June 30, 2010, 12:51:27 PM »
4.) I was on bars.  God I love bars.

 :wtf
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« Reply #1847 on: June 30, 2010, 12:52:12 PM »
I just asked a girl for help with something, and at the end I said thanks and went to wave good-bye even though she sits right next to me, and I think it looked like I was dismissing her.  I feel like an ass.  :(  Man I'm socially inept. 

why the fuck you do that mang
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« Reply #1848 on: June 30, 2010, 01:01:17 PM »
I just asked a girl for help with something, and at the end I said thanks and went to wave good-bye even though she sits right next to me, and I think it looked like I was dismissing her.  I feel like an ass.  :(  Man I'm socially inept. 
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« Reply #1849 on: June 30, 2010, 01:04:50 PM »
:rofl

She was probably all :fbm
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« Reply #1850 on: June 30, 2010, 01:10:48 PM »
I just asked a girl for help with something, and at the end I said thanks and went to wave good-bye even though she sits right next to me, and I think it looked like I was dismissing her.  I feel like an ass.  :(  Man I'm socially inept. 
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god that's what it looked like because I realized half way though that it wasn't appropriate to wave goodbye to someone who was just going a few feet away from you and cut the wave short.

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« Reply #1851 on: June 30, 2010, 01:15:41 PM »
In my room, where I talk to no one.

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« Reply #1852 on: June 30, 2010, 01:18:05 PM »
I don't think it's that bad.  Many girls are intrigued by guys that are :smug towards them.  They wanna know why you're so indifferent when most guys are brown-nosing them.

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« Reply #1853 on: June 30, 2010, 01:25:25 PM »
So FM exhibited cocky but not funny. Halfway there :smug
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« Reply #1854 on: June 30, 2010, 01:26:21 PM »
It's my own brand of style.  Cocky and embarrassing for everyone. 

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« Reply #1855 on: June 30, 2010, 01:28:45 PM »
Cocky-pathetic  :lol

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« Reply #1856 on: June 30, 2010, 01:36:59 PM »
Cockthetic

Pocky

Pathecock

I love this new term. 


got some prospects, but too depressed about my life situation to make any moves at the moment.   which makes me pretty cockthetic, actually.

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« Reply #1857 on: June 30, 2010, 02:00:22 PM »
4.) I was on bars.  God I love bars.

 :wtf
it's what we call xanax here in the south.  i don't know what it's called elsewhere I guess :lol

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« Reply #1858 on: June 30, 2010, 02:05:10 PM »
Cockthetic

Pocky

Pathecock

I love this new term. 


got some prospects, but too depressed about my life situation to make any moves at the moment.   which makes me pretty cockthetic, actually.

Or

Schizophrenic
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« Reply #1859 on: June 30, 2010, 02:05:40 PM »
4.) I was on bars.  God I love bars.

 :wtf
it's what we call xanax here in the south.  i don't know what it's called elsewhere I guess :lol

here in cali we call it xanax..
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