Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Don Flamenco]

by mature ladyfriend, you mean in age or personality?



Edit: Malek, do you guys have Motions In Limine in Canada?

[Polari]

The festival I was going to tomorrow got canned. Seems like a rough summer for promoters over here so far.

[Phoenix Dark]

Is she black, T234?

[Mr. Gundam]

It's probably really lame, and I don't feel like making a thread about it but I've always wanted to live in a big house with friends. I think growing up an only child made me super lonely.

I did that my last two years of college. It was fun, but I don't think I'd ever want to do it again.

[Steve Contra]

I was just looking for the address of my accountant and found out he's a child molester

wtf

[Polari]

I was just looking for the address of my accountant and found out he's a child molester

wtf

My aunty's shop is opposite the community service centre. One day she looked out and saw her accountant getting on the bus with all the miscreants.

[Steve Contra]

I have a meeting with this guy in an hour

[Polari]

I have a meeting with this guy in an hour

Are you a child? If not you're probably OK.

[nudemacusers]

I was just looking for the address of my accountant and found out he's a child molester

wtf

would it be wrong to suggest bringing a child with you for eye candy and try to schmooze a discount?

[Phoenix Dark]

I was just looking for the address of my accountant and found out he's a child molester

wtf

You know what they say, errors in calculating interest will either get you hit with fraud or statutory rape charges.

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This is a "joke" an accountant professor once told my class.

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[Rufus]

would it be wrong to suggest bringing a child with you for eye candy and try to schmooze a discount?

God damnit.

[Shadow Mod]

It's probably really lame, and I don't feel like making a thread about it but I've always wanted to live in a big house with friends. I think growing up an only child made me super lonely.

I did that my last two years of college. It was fun, but I don't think I'd ever want to do it again.

I think it could work with my pals because they have a good balance of fun but focused. Most of them are working hard and then bored after work.

[Polari]

It's probably really lame, and I don't feel like making a thread about it but I've always wanted to live in a big house with friends. I think growing up an only child made me super lonely.

I did that my last two years of college. It was fun, but I don't think I'd ever want to do it again.

I think it could work with my pals because they have a good balance of fun but focused. Most of them are working hard and then bored after work.

It has its upsides, but living with someone and being friends with someone are two completely different things.

[Flannel Boy]

I was just looking for the address of my accountant and found out he's a child molester

wtf

You were warned when he told you he was hoping to get a job from Ernest and Young.

[T234]

by mature ladyfriend, you mean in age or personality?



Edit: Malek, do you guys have Motions In Limine in Canada?

Both. She has a self-sufficient son in his twenties.

Is she black, T234?

She is mostly white with some native american and west indian. She has a body better than most chicks in their twenties.

[Eric P]

Dragon is really good.

It's a universe in which an a detective can use CSI like forensic investigation to determine how a fight went.  I didn't like the end though.

[bork]

My job is offering Office 2010 certification testing for free.

Just passed the Office 2010 Word Expert exam.  Microsoft is going to send me a diploma!   

I just like being able to go around saying "Yes, I am a Word Expert."    Even though none of the people who call us even ask us the questions they had on the exam.   

[Huff]

I leave the internet for a week only to come back to everyone I know becoming engaged. need to get out of this town

[Joe Molotov]

One of the questions should be "It's 3am; you have a 10 page paper due at 8am. How long do you have left to goof around and watch Breaking Bad on Netflix and still be able to get a B-?"

[Don Flamenco]

I leave the internet for a week only to come back to everyone I know becoming engaged. need to get out of this town

60% divorce rate

[Shadow Mod]

I leave the internet for a week only to come back to everyone I know becoming engaged. need to get out of this town

Where are you?

[Huff]

north florida

[Flannel Boy]

After my date tonight, I ran into a women walking a golden-lab mix who looks exactly like my dead dog, Alex (but I had six drinks). She told me he served in the Canadian military with her. After I thanked her for her service to the country, she hit on me and called me cute (she probably had six drinks).

You can tell I was freaked out by the dog by the fact that I actually talked to a stranger.

[nudemacusers]

draw a penis

[brawndolicious]

Penis, ass, and vagina can all be drawn in one letter abbreviations of amino acids. I think I have a picture on my phone of this.

[Phoenix Dark]

After my date tonight, I ran into a women walking a golden-lab mix who looks exactly like my dead dog, Alex (but I had six drinks). She told me he served in the Canadian military with her. After I thanked her for her service to the country, she hit on me and called me cute (she probably had six drinks).

You can tell I was freaked out by the dog by the fact that I actually talked to a stranger.

Wait, did you tell her it looked like your dead dog?

[Don Flamenco]

what show is that where the guy yells "dead dog!" to keep himself from getting a boner or something? 

[Flannel Boy]

After my date tonight, I ran into a women walking a golden-lab mix who looks exactly like my dead dog, Alex (but I had six drinks). She told me he served in the Canadian military with her. After I thanked her for her service to the country, she hit on me and called me cute (she probably had six drinks).

You can tell I was freaked out by the dog by the fact that I actually talked to a stranger.

Wait, did you tell her it looked like your dead dog?

I didn't use the word "dead."

Look, they were both blonde but I was only interested in the beautiful dog. 

[Madrun Badrun]

[Huff]

Arvie, have you gone all the way?

[Madrun Badrun]

Ya.  I accidentally did your mom.

[Huff]

thats a nice hot babe to do you in. congrats

[Madrun Badrun]

Ya I'll never forget the night she slipped me the gaze.

[Don Flamenco]

nah but really, what's with the sudden increase in lactation porn lately?   if I may use xhamster's front page as a loose indicator of what's popular in the porn world.

[Madrun Badrun]

Ya why so much boob-juice stuff when we are clearly short on midget porn? 

[Don Flamenco]

Ya why so much boob-juice stuff when we are clearly short on midget porn?

that was a thing for awhile too.   Used to see much more of that around in the early 00s. 

[Raban]

Ya why so much boob-juice stuff when we are clearly short on midget porn?

[Madrun Badrun]

Don't talk to me like I don't know about the great midget porn surplus of 00.  I was there man. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Ya why so much boob-juice stuff when we are clearly short on midget porn?

Seriously.  Have you ever seen a black or Asian midget in porn?  I haven't.  There is just too little out there to satisfy demand. 

[Raban]

the facepalm was directed at the awful pun in that post, but maybe it was unintentional?

[Madrun Badrun]

I thought it was because you were pretending you weren't a tiny bit interested in some midget on human action.

[Raban]

[Madrun Badrun]

Have I offended you a teensy bit? 

[chronovore]

I think he's saying your puns didn't meet the minimum required height for this particular ride.

[Don Flamenco]

i missed the pun

[Madrun Badrun]

What puns?

[Flannel Boy]

Himuro, is this you?

[Madrun Badrun]

OKCupid is really working out for you Malek. 

[Flannel Boy]

She didn't feel that draw, charm, endearment, or magnetism.

[Madrun Badrun]

You probably waited too long to mention that you were a lawyer.  You can't let them form an opinion of you based on your other qualities. 

[Flannel Boy]

I agree, especially since there are no other qualities.

[nudemacusers]

What puns?

they probably went over your head.

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[Groogrux]

This is all starting to be a little too much.

[Don Flamenco]

i tried to think of a pun to keep this going, but came up short

[Flannel Boy]

Enough of this; let's go back to our regular small talk.

[nudemacusers]

that's a pretty

ahem

*taps mic*

tall order

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[chronovore]

Not bad; that pun dwarfs all the others.

[nudemacusers]

 

[The Sceneman]

just heading out to Lil B concert

[Eric P]

he plays live here in a few weeks

i can't wait