Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 2047508 times)

The Sceneman · « **Reply #19020 on:** June 12, 2013, 08:30:41 AM »

Lil B was fucking awesome!

He did some pretty good freestyle:

"I'm Scotty Pippen, I stay in New Zealand"

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #19021 on:** June 12, 2013, 08:47:07 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on June 12, 2013, 05:11:33 AM

just heading out to Lil B concert

Okay, enough with the short jokes, guys.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19022 on:** June 12, 2013, 12:43:58 PM »

Good I've hated work this week. Java

Eric P · « **Reply #19023 on:** June 12, 2013, 12:49:21 PM »

this is awesome. I was just offered the Impose Radio Show to run / DJ etc. I've filled in a few times but they would like for me to do it going forward.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #19024 on:** June 12, 2013, 01:13:22 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on June 12, 2013, 12:49:21 PM

this is awesome. I was just offered the Impose Radio Show to run / DJ etc. I've filled in a few times but they would like for me to do it going forward.

nice!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #19025 on:** June 12, 2013, 01:14:27 PM »

From what I remember of your appearance(s) on the borecast, you have a great radio voice.

Eric P · « **Reply #19026 on:** June 12, 2013, 01:54:50 PM »

thank you.

i have big ideas. let's hope i can sustain the energy to implement them

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19027 on:** June 12, 2013, 01:56:47 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on June 12, 2013, 01:54:50 PM

i have big ideas. let's hope i can sustain the energy to implement them

Me too. Then I masturbate and they diminish.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #19028 on:** June 12, 2013, 02:00:18 PM »

I woke up this morning to an email that said "your order for Iowa is being picked up today". It's 75,000 worth of temperature sensitive stuff that is going to New Jersey from the New York docks. I got it sorted out but I almost shit my pants.

hampster · « **Reply #19029 on:** June 12, 2013, 03:08:29 PM »

I am just having one of those fuck up everything weeks. Work and home

Its the reverse Midas effect - everything I touch turns to shit

And its only Wednesday

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19030 on:** June 12, 2013, 03:10:49 PM »

Me too. Seriously this week was -200% production.

Mupepe · « **Reply #19031 on:** June 12, 2013, 04:14:36 PM »

I've fucking destroyed work this week. I've been kicking ass left and right. I haven't been this caught up in a long fucking time.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #19032 on:** June 12, 2013, 05:42:46 PM »

I'm on call. Getting regular calls at 1 AM $:-\$

Steve Contra · « **Reply #19033 on:** June 12, 2013, 05:44:49 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on June 12, 2013, 05:42:46 PM

I'm on call. Getting regular calls at 1 AM $:-\$

The life of a male prostitute.

Atramental · « **Reply #19034 on:** June 12, 2013, 06:22:27 PM »

Looks like this week is kicking my ass as well.

Bit off more than I could chew on one of the website mockups I'm working on. I'm essentially doing 14 days worth of work in a span of 5 days.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #19035 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:06:33 PM »

man all these women are thirsting for your dick and you don't even know what to do.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19036 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:09:44 PM »

I read that as fleshlight. It made the story more interesting.

nice cat but chicken · « **Reply #19037 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:14:39 PM »

i don't get it. was she ugly?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #19038 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:21:19 PM »

girl makes chitchat, you act weird, AND SHE TELLS YOU HER HOURS*. WHY BRO

*Hmm, why do people do this (insert SA detective here)

Positive Touch · « **Reply #19039 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:21:53 PM »

youre not serious... right?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19040 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:22:02 PM »

Quote from: Shark Johnson on June 12, 2013, 06:59:49 PM

I went to CVS to buy flashlights and the the cashier asked me if I lived around here and if I came here often. I told her I'd been coming here for twenty years. She then asked if I went to the high school. I told her no, and she told me she's going to be a senior. I gave her this look of "why the fuck do I care?" and said "okay..." and she finished scanning my shit, and right as I was grabbing my bags she told me her hours.

WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE, LADY?

Girl approaches guy.
Why she care doe.
Logs onto the internet to talk about how he's always approaching women never the other way around.

FatalT · « **Reply #19041 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:23:57 PM »

She told you her hours because she wanted you to ask her if she was doing anything when she got off work you cunt. I'm angry about this for your own good.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #19042 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:32:35 PM »

dude, she a) asked if you live in the area, b) wanted to know if you were in high school, and c) let you know when she got off work.

edit: they were giving me a seizure

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19043 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:32:46 PM »

Dude you should have rolled with it...

I go to CVS all the time, mainly to deposit checks when I don't feel like going to the bank. There's a cute black cashier that I like talking to, but I prefer the nerdy guy who works there. He has given me so many dope snack tips. Eel would love this guy.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19044 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:33:04 PM »

The hours thing was an obvious either come see her during work to keep her company or ask her what's she's doing after work or show up then hit up a place afterwards.

Just sayin' I hope no one else is this oblivious and if so it explains a lot.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #19045 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:34:48 PM »

all you needed to do was say something indicating youd be back up there when her shift ended and yet you still blew it.

go back up there asap and try again.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #19046 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:35:48 PM »

Isn't she 16 or 17 in this scenario?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #19047 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:36:22 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on June 12, 2013, 07:35:48 PM

Isn't she 16 or 17 in this scenario?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19048 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:37:46 PM »

What's wrong with talking to cashiers? Being in good standing with CVS cashiers is a must, bro. Whenever I forget my CVS savings card they just give me the discount anyway, shit is awesome.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19049 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:39:59 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 12, 2013, 07:37:46 PM

What's wrong with talking to cashiers? Being in good standing with CVS cashiers is a must, bro. Whenever I forget my CVS savings card they just give me the discount anyway, shit is awesome.

They pretty much know my face at the Walgreens and the cashiers remember all kinds of coupons so when I'm up there with my shit they're like "OH WAIT I GOT THIS." Like today I had a coupon for hair dye but her coupon trumped mine so I got five bucks off something instead of just one. Cultivate those relationships with employees man it saves you money even if you're averse to just being a social human being.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19050 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:44:08 PM »

Quote from: Shark Johnson on June 12, 2013, 07:41:46 PM

I'M NEVER GOING BACK TO THAT CVS. IT ISN'T EVEN THE CLOSET ONE TO MY HOUSE.

Why would I even want to do ANY of that? OR EVEN CARE TO HEAR IT? She's probably like 16 too and I'm almost 21. NO THANKS.

I'm never going anywhere that doesn't have self-checkout from now on.

Why are you so angry at the fact that a girl thought you were cute? God damn. Some dudes would give their left nut to have some girl give them something other than the stink eye. If she's going to be a senior she's 17 going on 18. I went out with my ex-bf when I was 16 and he was 20. It's not a big deal.

Huff · « **Reply #19051 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:46:22 PM »

Well that depends on the state

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19052 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:46:47 PM »

Quote from: Huff on June 12, 2013, 07:46:22 PM

Well that depends on the state

It depends on the parents and whether you're sexually active.

It wasn't legal in my state but no one cared. Plus I didn't actually do stuff with him in person till I was 17 going on 18.

nice cat but chicken · « **Reply #19053 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:47:57 PM »

all the cashiers are pretty flirty at my supermarket. i've been meaning to ask one of them out for a while but what if i pick the wrong one? can't really ask another one after the first doesn't pan out... they're really good at smiling and giving correct change.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #19054 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:48:16 PM »

"what is wrong with her to be interested in me"

lawd $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19055 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:49:12 PM »

Not saying you should ever get a 16 year old's number, as a 21 year old dude...but it doesn't hurt to be nice or carry on the conversation. Nothing wrong with vanity. I've never been hit on by an underage girl, but I've been hit on by dudes before and let it play out. Feels good man.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19056 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:54:33 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 12, 2013, 07:49:12 PM

Not saying you should ever get a 16 year old's number, as a 21 year old dude...but it doesn't hurt to be nice or carry on the conversation. Nothing wrong with vanity. I've never been hit on by an underage girl, but I've been hit on by dudes before and let it play out. Feels good man.

Solution: Here's mine call me when you're 18.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #19057 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:57:26 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on June 12, 2013, 07:35:48 PM

Isn't she 16 or 17 in this scenario?

my bad; i thought shark was still like 18 or 19

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19058 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:57:46 PM »

ehhhh but if her parents find the number it would be awkward as fuck. Pass.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19059 on:** June 12, 2013, 07:59:00 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 12, 2013, 07:57:46 PM

ehhhh but if her parents find the number it would be awkward as fuck. Pass.

/shrug

Where I'm from people date all kinds of older folks especially if they were in HS together at some point or know each other's siblings. Like the parents I knew seemed more concerned with what the guy was doing with himself than his age.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #19060 on:** June 12, 2013, 08:02:47 PM »

Steve Contra · « **Reply #19061 on:** June 12, 2013, 08:03:55 PM »

What is it about the topic of breastfeeding that makes women lose their minds? One of my facebook friends was discussing it and then it turned it into this giant one sided nasty argument against no one and then it turned into a real nasty argument when someone disagreed.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19062 on:** June 12, 2013, 08:04:49 PM »

What about breastfeeding in particular? And to be honest I think people generally go into shit fits as soon as anything remotely involving their parenting skills comes into question.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19063 on:** June 12, 2013, 08:06:12 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on June 12, 2013, 08:03:55 PM

What is it about the topic of breastfeeding that makes women lose their minds? One of my facebook friends was discussing it and then it turned it into this giant one sided nasty argument against no one and then it turned into a real nasty argument when someone disagreed.

gonna need more info. breastfeeding is controversial?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #19064 on:** June 12, 2013, 08:08:17 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on June 12, 2013, 07:44:08 PM

Quote from: Shark Johnson on June 12, 2013, 07:41:46 PM
I'M NEVER GOING BACK TO THAT CVS. IT ISN'T EVEN THE CLOSET ONE TO MY HOUSE.

Why would I even want to do ANY of that? OR EVEN CARE TO HEAR IT? She's probably like 16 too and I'm almost 21. NO THANKS.

I'm never going anywhere that doesn't have self-checkout from now on.

Why are you so angry at the fact that a girl thought you were cute? God damn. Some dudes would give their left nut to have some girl give them something other than the stink eye. If she's going to be a senior she's 17 going on 18. I went out with my ex-bf when I was 16 and he was 20. It's not a big deal.

15 will get you 20

Steve Contra · « **Reply #19065 on:** June 12, 2013, 08:12:35 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 12, 2013, 08:06:12 PM

Quote from: Steve Contra on June 12, 2013, 08:03:55 PM
What is it about the topic of breastfeeding that makes women lose their minds? One of my facebook friends was discussing it and then it turned it into this giant one sided nasty argument against no one and then it turned into a real nasty argument when someone disagreed.

gonna need more info. breastfeeding is controversial?

You're kidding right? I'm guessing the number one cause of female on female murders in this country is during debates about breastfeeding and natural childbirth.

People were talking about long term breastfeeding (2 years) and they started to get really heated about women that didn't do that, even though there was no one arguing that point, and then someone decided to say they didn't do that, and everyone blew up at her.

I also learned that one person I know kept breast "feeding" her kid even though she was producing no milk because she liked it.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #19066 on:** June 12, 2013, 08:14:13 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on June 12, 2013, 08:12:35 PM

I also learned that one person I know kept breast "feeding" her kid even though she was producing no milk because she liked it.

Sounds hot

nudemacusers · « **Reply #19067 on:** June 12, 2013, 08:15:25 PM »

sounds like wife material.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19068 on:** June 12, 2013, 08:15:38 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on June 12, 2013, 08:12:35 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 12, 2013, 08:06:12 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on June 12, 2013, 08:03:55 PM
What is it about the topic of breastfeeding that makes women lose their minds? One of my facebook friends was discussing it and then it turned it into this giant one sided nasty argument against no one and then it turned into a real nasty argument when someone disagreed.

gonna need more info. breastfeeding is controversial?
You're kidding right? I'm guessing the number one cause of female on female murders in this country is during debates about breastfeeding and natural childbirth.

People were talking about long term breastfeeding (2 years) and they started to get really heated about women that didn't do that, even though there was no one arguing that point, and then someone decided to say they didn't do that, and everyone blew up at her.

I also learned that one person I know kept breast "feeding" her kid even though she was producing no milk because she liked it.

Long term sounds like a pain in the ass but some people definitely suffer from being weaned too soon.

Atramental · « **Reply #19069 on:** June 12, 2013, 08:17:32 PM »

Poor Shark. Sounds like you have a bad case of low self-esteem.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #19070 on:** June 12, 2013, 08:18:42 PM »

Yeah I mean there's definitely a lot of science behind it, but this is waaaaaaaaaay beyond helpful advice.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19071 on:** June 12, 2013, 08:19:11 PM »

I'm familiar with the natural birth arguments but I've never heard of breastfeeding beef. My mom breastfed my youngest brother until he was four; I only know because she tells the story to nearly every young mother she meets.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #19072 on:** June 12, 2013, 08:27:12 PM »

Breastfeeding for the first year makes sense but then they become old enough to eat regular food. Trying go wean an older child is harder and could make them too picky about what they eat, I suppose.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19073 on:** June 12, 2013, 08:28:00 PM »

I guess it's worth noting that the brother in question is still a whiny, spoiled jerk

Steve Contra · « **Reply #19074 on:** June 12, 2013, 08:28:38 PM »

It all makes sense, or it doesn't. What doesn't make sense is implying you shouldn't be sad because your child is mentally distinguished mentally-challenged because you didn't breastfeed for 2 years, which is something I just witnessed.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19075 on:** June 12, 2013, 08:34:24 PM »

Till 4? Dude must have had some buck teeth as a kid.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #19076 on:** June 12, 2013, 08:47:49 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on June 12, 2013, 08:12:35 PM

I also learned that one person I know kept breast "feeding" her kid even though she was producing no milk because she liked it.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #19077 on:** June 12, 2013, 08:50:52 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on June 12, 2013, 08:28:38 PM

It all makes sense, or it doesn't. What doesn't make sense is implying you shouldn't be sad because your child is mentally distinguished mentally-challenged because you didn't breastfeed for 2 years, which is something I just witnessed.

that deserves an ass beating for real

nice cat but chicken · « **Reply #19078 on:** June 12, 2013, 08:52:25 PM »

i think my favourite thing david e kelley has ever done was when the hard ass vice principal on boston public was dating a student's mom and she told him that breast feeding gave her orgasms and he gets all jealous of the son.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19079 on:** June 12, 2013, 08:53:59 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on June 12, 2013, 08:28:38 PM

It all makes sense, or it doesn't. What doesn't make sense is implying you shouldn't be sad because your child is mentally distinguished mentally-challenged because you didn't breastfeed for 2 years, which is something I just witnessed.

wow...seriously?

well, that pretty much makes every facebook argument I've ever witnessed=nothing

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