Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening  (Read 3369539 times)

0 Members and 6 Guests are viewing this topic.

BlueTsunami

  • The Muffin Man
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31740 on: July 19, 2018, 07:36:32 PM »
One time I was getting into this one vid, chick was hot, some dom taboo stuff. All of a sudden a diaper was in play. No warning, skirt up, big ass diaper. Kept tugging but my dick was like



:9

Mupepe

  • Icon
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31741 on: July 19, 2018, 07:38:02 PM »
 :lol

That’s basically every time they decide to get a shot of the dudes sack and chode that takes up the top 2/3 of the view.

StealthFan

  • Swings Both Ways
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31742 on: July 19, 2018, 08:34:29 PM »
If it suddenly filled with greasy yellow shit I'd be able to start tugging again.
reckt

team filler

  • filler
  • filler
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31743 on: July 19, 2018, 09:32:19 PM »
#whereareyourjews
*****

benjipwns

  • your bright ideas always burn me
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31744 on: July 19, 2018, 09:42:11 PM »
:lol

That’s basically every time they decide to get a shot of the dudes sack and chode that takes up the top 2/3 of the view.
I've become more than ever convinced that certain seemingly "accidental" porn shots are totally deliberate because everyone should know by now in the history of filmography that position/setup isn't able to be filmed from that angle without...

shosta

  • Y = λ𝑓. (λ𝑥. 𝑓 (𝑥 𝑥)) (λ𝑥. 𝑓 (𝑥 𝑥))
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31745 on: July 20, 2018, 11:11:05 AM »
Atra, I'm really feeling that job grind, dude. Every day I can't get the motivation to go to work. Sucks.
每天生气

Atramental

  • 🧘‍♂️
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31746 on: July 20, 2018, 11:22:57 AM »
Welcome to life as a working adult in the USA.   :goty2

spoiler (click to show/hide)
A shame you have to get your piss tested regulary. If it wasn't for pot and that nice two week break from work I'd be so depressed/burnt out right now.  :doge
[close]

Momo

  • Nebuchadnezzar
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31747 on: July 20, 2018, 11:28:06 AM »
Literally never been drug tested at work before, the guy that works with me smokes pot during lunch hour every day.

shosta

  • Y = λ𝑓. (λ𝑥. 𝑓 (𝑥 𝑥)) (λ𝑥. 𝑓 (𝑥 𝑥))
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31748 on: July 20, 2018, 03:03:11 PM »
Welcome to life as a working adult in the USA.   :goty2

spoiler (click to show/hide)
A shame you have to get your piss tested regulary. If it wasn't for pot and that nice two week break from work I'd be so depressed/burnt out right now.  :doge
[close]
My court mandated sobriety is up pretty soon and I'm going to do enough drugs to kill Tommy Chong
每天生气

Valkyrie

  • Good Christian
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31749 on: July 20, 2018, 05:22:15 PM »
Literally never been drug tested at work before, the guy that works with me smokes pot during lunch hour every day.
I have this really cool trick of avoiding problems with those drug tests

by not doing drugs.

:mynicca

:expert

Purrp Skirrp

  • Mr. Paté
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31750 on: July 20, 2018, 05:45:44 PM »
You think you'll ever try weed? I remember you asking about it, but were concerned about it aggravating anxiety.

Huff

  • stronger ties you have, more power you gain
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31751 on: July 20, 2018, 07:10:55 PM »
The no fun threads is a thataway
dur

Kara

  • It was all going to be very admirable and noble and it would show us - philosophically - what it means to be human.
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31752 on: July 21, 2018, 02:09:33 AM »
On a related note, this episode of Blossom has an actor from Saved by the Bell in it but they aren't playing their character from the show. F*cked up that Fresh Prince of Bel-Air exists in the Blossom multiverse but Saved by the Bell doesn't. :doge

The next one has someone from Hey Dude in it. :o

I'd better get someone from Beverly Hills 90210 before this quest is complete. :doge

e: omg, ANOTHER David Duke joke. :lol
« Last Edit: July 21, 2018, 02:21:12 AM by Kara »

BlueTsunami

  • The Muffin Man
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31753 on: July 22, 2018, 03:15:41 AM »
You guys ever just wanna get really buff, so that you can make buff friends, and when you hang out you can pal around and give each other little love punches and grab each other's muscles and stuff?

Like totally plotanically.

:9

BlueTsunami

  • The Muffin Man
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31754 on: July 22, 2018, 05:14:20 AM »
Only if it means we all wax down eachothers hammies from time to time
:9

TVC15

  • Laugh when you can, it’s cheap medicine -LB
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31755 on: July 22, 2018, 06:26:48 AM »
I ate some. There is nothing you can do to me that I have not already done to myself.

On a related note, this episode of Blossom has an actor from Saved by the Bell in it but they aren't playing their character from the show. F*cked up that Fresh Prince of Bel-Air exists in the Blossom multiverse but Saved by the Bell doesn't. :doge

His name is Mark-Paul Gosselaar, you horse-meat-eating cultureless heathen.
serge

seagrams hotsauce

  • Senior Member

shosta

  • Y = λ𝑓. (λ𝑥. 𝑓 (𝑥 𝑥)) (λ𝑥. 𝑓 (𝑥 𝑥))
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31757 on: July 22, 2018, 11:05:50 AM »
Mandark - m + ka = karakand

I didn't really give this any more thought than that but I think it's suspicious
每天生气

Momo

  • Nebuchadnezzar
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31758 on: July 22, 2018, 12:39:16 PM »
mandark = manbad = badman = vegeta = patriarchy

BlueTsunami

  • The Muffin Man
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31759 on: July 23, 2018, 11:48:46 AM »
Been pretty sedentary for the past month then I decide I should climb a local mountain today. Took me four hours. I think my body has gone into safe mode.

I'm hungry but I dont want to move from this couch
:9

Maiden Voyage

  • Junior
  • Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31760 on: July 23, 2018, 03:09:15 PM »
So I just got through airport security and the TSA agent inspecting my ID asked me to hold a bright orange slip of paper. What the hell is going on? Does anyone have experience with this?

CatsCatsCats

  • 🤷‍♀️
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31761 on: July 23, 2018, 04:30:28 PM »
Why did my thread made in the positive spirit of welcoming get deleted ???

Maiden Voyage

  • Junior
  • Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31762 on: July 23, 2018, 05:59:12 PM »
Made it to Chicago without anyone asking for the orange paper. How long do I need to bare this burden???

Kara

  • It was all going to be very admirable and noble and it would show us - philosophically - what it means to be human.
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31763 on: July 24, 2018, 12:16:20 AM »
Mandark - m + ka = karakand

I didn't really give this any more thought than that but I think it's suspicious


Maiden Voyage

  • Junior
  • Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31764 on: July 24, 2018, 05:33:57 PM »
No one has asked for the orange slip yet. I'm starting to think I will need to carry this paper to my grave.

CatsCatsCats

  • 🤷‍♀️
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31765 on: July 24, 2018, 06:10:14 PM »
I’ve never been one for the hunt, but for some reason water fowling sounds like fun to me these days

Mupepe

  • Icon
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31766 on: July 24, 2018, 06:16:43 PM »
I’ve never been one for the hunt, but for some reason water fowling sounds like fun to me these days
Same here. Dove hunting too. Too bad none of my friends want to actually take the required hunting classes.

CatsCatsCats

  • 🤷‍♀️
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31767 on: July 24, 2018, 07:10:42 PM »
Brooooooo wish u were here bro

Mupepe

  • Icon
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31768 on: July 24, 2018, 07:50:12 PM »
I wish I was there too bro  :'(

Maiden Voyage

  • Junior
  • Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31769 on: July 25, 2018, 04:56:36 PM »
What the fuck am I supposed to even do with this damn slip of paper? The TSA agent told me someone would ask me for it. No one approached me through the duration of my trip and I am back home now.

Raist

  • Winner of the Baited Award 2018
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31770 on: July 25, 2018, 05:03:37 PM »
What the fuck am I supposed to even do with this damn slip of paper? The TSA agent told me someone would ask me for it. No one approached me through the duration of my trip and I am back home now.
(Image removed from quote.)


RIP

shosta

  • Y = λ𝑓. (λ𝑥. 𝑓 (𝑥 𝑥)) (λ𝑥. 𝑓 (𝑥 𝑥))
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31771 on: July 25, 2018, 05:17:15 PM »
Didn't you say it was pink?
:what
每天生气

I'm a Puppy!

  • Knows the muffin man.
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31772 on: July 25, 2018, 09:28:21 PM »
Facebook stock tanking 20%. Gee, who would've thought it was volatile?
que

G The Resurrected

  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31773 on: July 26, 2018, 06:35:47 PM »
So last night I got up to use the bathroom. Standing there I started to get a flushing feeling throughout my body and then immediately nauseous kicked in. I suddenly blacked out and awoke to somehow being in our bedroom floor decked out dazed and confused. I hit my head hard somewhere as well as my body because it's all fucked up. I look like I was in a stripper fight and lost. Fucked up chin, lip, eye area all swollen as fuck. I was conscious and the missus patched me up, but shit that was scary as fuck. Looking on our cameras you can just see it happen with no explanation. We stayed up a while to make sure I wasn't concussed and went back to sleep. I've gotten that flushing feeling before, but never have I blacked out like that ever before. I tried making a call to my doctor, but soonest appointment is in September.  ::)

Nintex

  • Finish the Fight
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31774 on: July 26, 2018, 06:46:05 PM »
So last night I got up to use the bathroom. Standing there I started to get a flushing feeling throughout my body and then immediately nauseous kicked in. I suddenly blacked out and awoke to somehow being in our bedroom floor decked out dazed and confused. I hit my head hard somewhere as well as my body because it's all fucked up. I look like I was in a stripper fight and lost. Fucked up chin, lip, eye area all swollen as fuck. I was conscious and the missus patched me up, but shit that was scary as fuck. Looking on our cameras you can just see it happen with no explanation. We stayed up a while to make sure I wasn't concussed and went back to sleep. I've gotten that flushing feeling before, but never have I blacked out like that ever before. I tried making a call to my doctor, but soonest appointment is in September.  ::)
For some reason doctors simply stop caring after you reach a certain age and not necessarily that old.

When I was 12 or so every cough, bruise or scratch was met with: "OH that's so horrible, here let me help you".
Once you're an adult and your back is all fucked up or you're having half a stroke or whatever: "Yep that's fucked, here's a pill to make your forget now get out quick there's people waiting who actually deserve care more than you do"

When you get old the thing reverses again. "OH it doesn't matter that you shit all over the place grandpa. Here let me help you collect your feces and clean up your ass as we look at that prostate"
🤴

G The Resurrected

  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31775 on: July 26, 2018, 06:51:49 PM »
It's a bit concerning to me, but expected given how taxed the medical system is in this country. The nurse line suggested that if it happens again in the next 7-14 days to seek out the care of the same day clinic at the emergency room. So while I'm all fucked up a doctor can't document what happened in a timely enough matter to make a proper diagnosis? That sounds distinguished mentally-challenged and not sufficient in properly diagnosing a person's potential condition.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
They still get paid regardless of if you die or not under their care.
[close]

Kara

  • It was all going to be very admirable and noble and it would show us - philosophically - what it means to be human.
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31776 on: July 26, 2018, 06:56:55 PM »
Sorry G, hope you're OK.

G The Resurrected

  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31777 on: July 26, 2018, 07:05:56 PM »
I hope so too! I took to documenting everything as it happened, incase it does happen to me again in the future.

TVC15

  • Laugh when you can, it’s cheap medicine -LB
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31778 on: July 26, 2018, 07:19:39 PM »
I was a little concerned myself. Chloral hydrate doesn’t usually take that long to hit someone.
serge

Momo

  • Nebuchadnezzar
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31779 on: July 27, 2018, 01:03:42 AM »
Facebook stock tanking 20%. Gee, who would've thought it was volatile?
It's the lizard people from the center of the earth, if you go look into the transactions you will see they all sold their stock, and they will buy it back at rock bottom, then magically a week later the stock will recover.

team filler

  • filler
  • filler
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31780 on: July 27, 2018, 02:54:54 AM »

one-mans way
2 days ago
I was a flouride wistle blower I maid a YouTube video went on Adam kokesh show and a few others. I turned down a documentary. These truthers did the same thing to me I found a job where they don't use flouride they doxed me and spammed my employer untill I was let go they thought I was uliminati because of hand signs, the reality was they maid a veteran homeless took me a long time to find a new job. Their are very few manisapalities that don't use flouride.
*****

Rufus

  • 🙈🙉🙊
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31781 on: July 27, 2018, 04:53:13 AM »
Open window, no blanket. Good enough.

benjipwns

  • your bright ideas always burn me
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31782 on: July 27, 2018, 05:38:26 AM »

one-mans way
2 days ago
I was a flouride wistle blower I maid a YouTube video went on Adam kokesh show and a few others. I turned down a documentary. These truthers did the same thing to me I found a job where they don't use flouride they doxed me and spammed my employer untill I was let go they thought I was uliminati because of hand signs, the reality was they maid a veteran homeless took me a long time to find a new job. Their are very few manisapalities that don't use flouride.
some day we'll have womanisapalities and not have to worry about this

team filler

  • filler
  • filler
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31783 on: July 27, 2018, 11:42:44 PM »
fucking women in the ass>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fucking men in the ass
*****

Momo

  • Nebuchadnezzar
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31784 on: July 28, 2018, 03:46:15 AM »
 :fabulous

team filler

  • filler
  • filler
*****

TVC15

  • Laugh when you can, it’s cheap medicine -LB
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31786 on: July 28, 2018, 07:21:51 PM »
fucking women in the ass>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fucking men in the ass

This is so ridiculous that I’m not even going to comment outside of reminding you that nobody here has ever liked you except me and you’ve been on thin ice lately.
serge

team filler

  • filler
  • filler
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31787 on: July 28, 2018, 07:25:04 PM »
 :doge
*****

Momo

  • Nebuchadnezzar
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31788 on: July 29, 2018, 12:30:34 AM »
filler is the darkness inside us all we try and push down deep inside, we need him to bring it to the surface so we can all be better people.

Valkyrie

  • Good Christian
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31789 on: July 29, 2018, 12:45:41 AM »
He’s that darkness that makes us human. The one we need to embrace to live a good life.

Kara

  • It was all going to be very admirable and noble and it would show us - philosophically - what it means to be human.
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31790 on: July 29, 2018, 12:48:53 AM »
filler is the darkness inside us all we try and push down deep inside, we need him to bring it to the surface so we can all be better people.

GO RAIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

team filler

  • filler
  • filler
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31791 on: July 29, 2018, 01:02:40 AM »
 :jawalrus
*****

team filler

  • filler
  • filler
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31792 on: July 29, 2018, 01:38:01 AM »
fucking women in the ass>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fucking men in the ass

This is so ridiculous that I’m not even going to comment outside of reminding you that nobody here has ever liked you except me and you’ve been on thin ice lately.
::) :smug
*****

Kara

  • It was all going to be very admirable and noble and it would show us - philosophically - what it means to be human.
  • Senior Member


BlueTsunami

  • The Muffin Man
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31795 on: July 29, 2018, 10:51:47 AM »
Just hiked 9.3 miles in 3 1/2 hours. My body is trembling right now
:9

Momo

  • Nebuchadnezzar
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31796 on: July 29, 2018, 12:06:59 PM »
What kind of terrain do you hike?

BlueTsunami

  • The Muffin Man
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31797 on: July 29, 2018, 12:24:28 PM »
Today the trail was a little more domestic. I jump between the local stuff and mountainous terrain. Heres the elevation plot for the trail I did today...



Its in and out trail so the graph is mirrored.

Heres what that sort of trail looks like on a pedometer for that distance at 2.7mph



In total ive done 26 miles this week
:9

Momo

  • Nebuchadnezzar
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31798 on: July 29, 2018, 12:52:07 PM »
Nice, I live in a particularly hilly town so I barely do flats (unless i go inland), wondering what kind of shoes you use? I havent ever found a pair that does both rock n dirt adequately

BlueTsunami

  • The Muffin Man
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #31799 on: July 29, 2018, 01:02:17 PM »
Nice, I live in a particularly hilly town so I barely do flats (unless i go inland), wondering what kind of shoes you use? I havent ever found a pair that does both rock n dirt adequately

Ive found a midrise that goes partially up your ankle real good for rocky terrain. Helps with keeping your ankle from rolling and just feels much more secure. A boot or shoe that laces up independently at the ankle is good too (looks like half loops that you fasten the shoelace into). You can vary how tight the laces are at the foot and at the ankle. All in all making a point to get a correctly fitting shoe is the most important thing. On the longer treks any small rubbing turns into foot pain down the line.
:9