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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37380 on: January 11, 2019, 12:02:08 AM »
I survived ORD. But since I now travel almost every week, please do not call in TSA agents.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37381 on: January 11, 2019, 03:10:43 PM »
Had an extremely TVC night last night. I was at my usual place drinking with the regulars. Some people from my old place of work dropped by and the party was even bigger. I was downing rum shots like a madman. Me and the waitress started hitting on each other. I don't know what happened next, but the next thing I know I'm waking up on the toilet in the stall and I had vomited everywhere in my sleep, all over my crotch and pants, all over the goddamn floor. It was chunky from hash browns and I think there was some blood mixed in, too (I didn't have any bright red drinks at all that night). The stall door was wide open. I start vomiting even more just from the sight of it all. At no point did I turn around and vomit in the toilet, of course, because I'm drunk and can't figure that out, but also because it just keeps coming out of me uncontrollably, so I just keep vomiting into my lap. Once I can move for three seconds without expulsing the contents of my stomach I go to get some toilet paper and the stall is fresh out. So I walk out and get some paper towels from the dispenser. I go to start cleaning myself up. But I'm drunk and I can't really see where the vomit is and where the vomit isn't, just the big chunks, so the task is hopeless and I give up after just a few minutes.

I stumble back out into the bar and everyone is gone except for the bartender and one random patron. It's a 24 hour bar so I have no idea what time it is, but it's probably around 2 or 3AM. I walk up to the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom immediately. He comes back out after two minutes. My pants are still visibly soaking in vomit and I don't know how I smell but it must be bad.

"I'd like to close my tab, please."

"You already closed out. You're all set!" He's got his typical big goofy smile on. He was right, I had, and I still had the receipt in my wallet.

"Oh. Ok. Goodnight, then."
"Goodnight."

I have no idea how many people must have seen me there like that. I don't know why no one tried to wake me up in the hours I had occupied the only stall in a full bar. Maybe they had tried and it was impossible. I walked home and threw up several more times along the side of the road intermittently. Someone honked. When I got home I took off my clothes and fell asleep immediately. When I woke up today I remembered I hadn't tipped the bartender anything.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37382 on: January 11, 2019, 03:21:51 PM »
Then who was horn?
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37383 on: January 11, 2019, 03:39:58 PM »
Do you think maybe you should stop drinking for a bit

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« Reply #37384 on: January 11, 2019, 05:18:17 PM »
The anxiety I'm feeling about what happened during your blackout is killing me
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« Reply #37385 on: January 11, 2019, 07:04:02 PM »
At least you didn't get behind the wheel this time  :idont

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37386 on: January 11, 2019, 07:55:54 PM »
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37387 on: January 12, 2019, 10:42:40 AM »
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I don't know what happened next, but the next thing I know I'm waking up on the toilet in the stall and I had vomited everywhere in my sleep

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He's got his typical big goofy smile on

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« Reply #37388 on: January 12, 2019, 11:12:38 AM »
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You should really only put about 6 months to a year of living funds in cash unless youíre truly so wealthy that you donít need to worry about RoR for retirement. I kinda get your sentiment about your 401k but you gotta play both sides and hedge your bets. I have friends that put every damn penny into retirement and canít go on vacation because ďretirement!Ē  Fuck that. I put a decent amount away in 401k but refuse to compromise my short term joy and peace of mind for a future nest egg I might never live long enough to use.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37389 on: January 12, 2019, 08:43:27 PM »
Was at my niece's first birthday a couple of hours ago. I was the photographer and partiality catered the party. I also looked buff in family photos. Winning. Yet here I am getting shosta drunk. But by myself. No more public shaming.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37390 on: January 15, 2019, 09:26:50 PM »
Was at my niece's first birthday a couple of hours ago. I was the photographer and partiality catered the party. I also looked buff in family photos. Winning. Yet here I am getting shosta drunk. But by myself. No more public shaming.

Why was Shosta at your niece's birthday party?

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37391 on: January 15, 2019, 10:38:56 PM »
that's pretty embarrassing Shosta
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« Reply #37392 on: January 15, 2019, 11:21:03 PM »
Giving preteens alcohol :wag
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37393 on: January 15, 2019, 11:56:25 PM »
Why does nobody talk about freenudemacusers disappearing?

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« Reply #37395 on: January 16, 2019, 12:20:54 AM »
Iím aware, why was he allowed not to post for months?

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« Reply #37396 on: January 16, 2019, 12:21:51 AM »
government employee suddenly having time to post  ::)
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« Reply #37397 on: January 16, 2019, 12:21:57 AM »
self-inflicted sabbatical
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37398 on: January 16, 2019, 05:16:44 AM »
i kept trying to draw him back with horrible fashion posts, that's when i knew it was serious
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37399 on: January 16, 2019, 08:29:55 AM »
Unacceptable

Raist

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37400 on: January 16, 2019, 09:07:57 AM »
Was at my niece's first birthday a couple of hours ago. I was the photographer and partiality catered the party. I also looked buff in family photos. Winning. Yet here I am getting shosta drunk. But by myself. No more public shaming.

Why was Shosta at your niece's birthday party?


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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37401 on: January 18, 2019, 08:18:48 PM »
I've been writing and posting on Insta in obscurity. It feels good. Outside of judgment. I can get as dark as I want, without having to answer for it. And booze does not make you more creative. It just greases the gears of inhibition. You're more likely to be raw, and exist on the edge normality.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37402 on: January 19, 2019, 03:20:12 AM »
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37403 on: January 19, 2019, 03:29:13 AM »
:thinking :smugmy next gimmick will be ever increasing emoji's  ;) being added to all my posts  8)

 :doge :pimp :shh :rimshot

You just tryna catch Valks gaze lol
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37404 on: January 19, 2019, 04:52:24 PM »
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37405 on: January 19, 2019, 05:04:25 PM »
Sights from PAX South 2019:

-Anime girl orgasm face shirt being worn IRL
-At least three Bowsettes
-One Booette
-A guy in a 7-foot-tall Deadpool/Warhammer battle suit
-The entrance to the Diversity Lounge
-3 guys cosplaying Starship Troopers, with a guy who was a double-amputee in a wheelchair dressed as a trooper
-A woman cosplaying some Steven Universe character who was probably at least 7 feet tall
-Devil May Cry 5 being demo'd
-Resident Evil 2 photo-op with a Raccoon City PD police car
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37406 on: January 19, 2019, 06:28:55 PM »
:-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ she liked one of my recent posts  :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ 8)
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37407 on: January 20, 2019, 01:48:02 AM »
:-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ she liked one of my recent posts  :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ 8)
Naroolf was a better stalker and less creepy to boot
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« Reply #37408 on: January 20, 2019, 02:15:37 AM »
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37409 on: January 20, 2019, 08:23:39 AM »
:doge

filler

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« Reply #37410 on: January 20, 2019, 12:28:15 PM »
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« Reply #37411 on: January 20, 2019, 07:50:46 PM »
 :thinking  ignore function does not work
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37412 on: January 20, 2019, 08:04:13 PM »
filler changed his avatar

I'm scared
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« Reply #37413 on: January 20, 2019, 08:05:02 PM »
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37414 on: January 20, 2019, 08:13:30 PM »
filler, it's time to get you back to your roots. Here's your new avatar


filler

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« Reply #37415 on: January 20, 2019, 08:14:59 PM »
someone should dox my old kpop gaf posts  :-[
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« Reply #37417 on: January 20, 2019, 08:24:57 PM »
 :-[
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BlueTsunami

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37418 on: January 20, 2019, 10:05:35 PM »
I want to hug this new filler and talk about life
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« Reply #37419 on: January 20, 2019, 10:18:49 PM »
I want to hug this new filler and talk about life
:-[
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« Reply #37420 on: January 20, 2019, 11:34:44 PM »
I want to hug this new filler and talk about life
:-[

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37421 on: January 20, 2019, 11:40:20 PM »
Yes
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37422 on: January 21, 2019, 12:40:38 AM »
 :exxy

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37423 on: January 21, 2019, 12:42:39 AM »
Youíre all somehow more pathetic than me.
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« Reply #37424 on: January 21, 2019, 01:11:18 AM »
you get a hug too, pomp daddy  :-[
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37425 on: January 21, 2019, 01:47:13 AM »
lmao, Valk's seen guys way worse and crazy online than you guys  :lol



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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37427 on: January 21, 2019, 02:09:26 AM »



Filler, I need you to bring out the dark side my friend  8)

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37428 on: January 21, 2019, 02:11:25 AM »
I jerked it to the cardi b asmr vid. when she starts stroking both mics at the same time  :-[

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37429 on: January 21, 2019, 02:27:57 AM »
:rejoice

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« Reply #37430 on: January 21, 2019, 03:04:33 AM »
NSFW  :whew
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37431 on: January 21, 2019, 03:05:28 AM »
 :-[
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37432 on: January 21, 2019, 11:31:00 AM »
Is that cheesecake?

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37433 on: January 21, 2019, 01:38:08 PM »
Decided to go through all my metal albums. Starting with some edgy sludge.



I'll probably post my favourite song from each album in the "What are you listening to" thread.

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« Reply #37434 on: January 21, 2019, 03:27:31 PM »






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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37435 on: January 21, 2019, 04:18:32 PM »
I fucking hate the modern world.

(Donít care about the homeless dead guy, buy why the fuck canít people just copy paste text?)

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37436 on: January 21, 2019, 04:22:09 PM »
I'm really bothered by that Ancestry.com commercial where the wife is talking about her husband's ancestors as "our ancestors".

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« Reply #37437 on: January 21, 2019, 04:32:24 PM »

filler

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« Reply #37438 on: January 21, 2019, 09:22:23 PM »
bring back assy and mr beaks  :-\
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37439 on: January 21, 2019, 09:42:20 PM »
bring back assy and mr beaks  :-\

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