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Rufus

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37680 on: March 06, 2019, 02:30:31 PM »
Since bad vibes thread seems to be gone, I'll post this here


The feeling you have when someone calls your "sir" or "mister" and your first reaction isn't to think "wtf I'm not old enough for that" is a very bad one
Started happening to me as soon as I could grow facial hair. Parents pulling their kids aside like "let the mister pass, sweetie." :stahp

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« Reply #37681 on: March 06, 2019, 03:06:06 PM »
Being called ma’am

 :rejoice
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37682 on: March 06, 2019, 03:23:11 PM »
closest beach to me:

(Image removed from quote.)

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37683 on: March 06, 2019, 06:26:45 PM »
the pictures I posted of me in the water were taken at this beach  :doge
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Stro

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37684 on: March 06, 2019, 07:12:12 PM »
Does anyone serious about killing themselves really pull out their phone and call a hotline? Seems so unlikely to me.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37685 on: March 06, 2019, 07:58:21 PM »

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« Reply #37686 on: March 06, 2019, 10:37:24 PM »
I had a dream I was sitting at my desk, and suddenly the ground rose up to meet me, and everything went pitch black. In the dream I was dying, almost dead. It was just complete darkness and silence, and all my other senses were gone. My thoughts started to fade out, and then I had one thought: "No. Get up." Through sheer force of will I dragged myself out of that nothingness, and then I snapped awake. And I knew instantly I had made a mistake. I should have let it take me. I will never have the chance to meet such a merciful end ever again.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37687 on: March 07, 2019, 07:54:09 AM »
I had a 10 hour fever dream about a WCW taping in 1998, at a hospital, being cancelled due to Ric Flair saying he was on molly in the middle of a promo, then after sitting around for a while waiting for confirmation of the show going on or not, one of the trainers at my gym let my family know it was cancelled and to leave. But then the dream turned into a Rock movie that was essentially Die Hard in a hospital, only Rock was replaced mid shoot by David Schwimmer. I had developed a new way to run, which was essentially having wheels on my knees that I could use to glide and roll.

It was a pretty neat one because I wake up a lot during the night (like every 30-45 minutes all night long) but each time I went back to sleep I continued where I left off in the dream all night long. :aah

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« Reply #37688 on: March 07, 2019, 08:14:49 AM »
It was a pretty neat one because I wake up a lot during the night (like every 30-45 minutes all night long) but each time I went back to sleep I continued where I left off in the dream all night long. :aah

Yeah it's great when it (very rarely) happens.

I had a dream last night that my two year old nephew had turned four and he looked like Thor except with a bit derpier face and there I was watching that massive Thor creature with a mind of a toddler playing with dolls and thinking, four year olds don't usually have biceps that big  :huh

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37689 on: March 07, 2019, 11:05:32 AM »
lol

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37690 on: March 07, 2019, 05:13:21 PM »
everytime i go to post bork has locked the thread :maf

corrupt mods are spreading
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37691 on: March 07, 2019, 05:15:08 PM »
why don't you get back to doing what you're really good at?

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« Reply #37692 on: March 07, 2019, 05:15:46 PM »
shutting the fuck up?
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« Reply #37693 on: March 07, 2019, 05:15:51 PM »
I think we should free cream like once a year for a day or two to remind us of our journey to the Bire and the duty to defend our right to shitpost. :tocry

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« Reply #37694 on: March 07, 2019, 05:16:36 PM »
shutting the fuck up?

No, you're terrible at that.

I meant compiling dossiers.

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« Reply #37695 on: March 07, 2019, 05:17:44 PM »
Un-interrupted link posting is too important to be interrupted by shitposting. Swiftest mod action required.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37696 on: March 07, 2019, 05:21:15 PM »
username: Cream
real name: Jacob Jones

gender: Unknown
race: Guatemalan

location: Louisiana? Baton Rogue?

interests: drawing, painting, sketchwork
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« Reply #37697 on: March 08, 2019, 06:11:01 PM »
ordered some vietnamese food from instagram  :doge he better pay tax  :esports
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37698 on: March 08, 2019, 06:15:06 PM »
I saw an add on Insta for New Orleans sandwiches that ship nation wide.

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« Reply #37699 on: March 08, 2019, 06:17:18 PM »
duckduckgo is a good replacement for google, but there needs to be a report/block button for image searching. I searched for "gadget sucking dick" and pictures of little kids mixed in with other random crap  :(

I need my weirdo searches sanitized
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« Reply #37700 on: March 08, 2019, 06:32:06 PM »
Thanks for trying tho, fam
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« Reply #37701 on: March 08, 2019, 06:35:06 PM »
If you kids only knew how hard I sacrifice to put likes on the table  :goty
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« Reply #37702 on: March 08, 2019, 06:36:43 PM »
If you kids only knew how hard I sacrifice to put likes on the table  :goty

Where is your avvie from
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« Reply #37703 on: March 08, 2019, 06:37:49 PM »
tom n jerry
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« Reply #37704 on: March 08, 2019, 06:40:59 PM »
tom n jerry

I know that  ::) I meant when was Tom all up on them boobies
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37705 on: March 08, 2019, 07:02:44 PM »
duckduckgo is a good replacement for google, but there needs to be a report/block button for image searching. I searched for "gadget sucking dick" and pictures of little kids mixed in with other random crap  :(

I need my weirdo searches sanitized

Inspector Gadget or Rescue Rangers Gadget?

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« Reply #37706 on: March 08, 2019, 07:28:13 PM »
well now the little kid pics make sense :kobeyuck

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« Reply #37707 on: March 08, 2019, 08:10:52 PM »
duckduckgo is a good replacement for google, but there needs to be a report/block button for image searching. I searched for "gadget sucking dick" and pictures of little kids mixed in with other random crap  :(

I need my weirdo searches sanitized

Inspector Gadget or Rescue Rangers Gadget?
rescue rangers  :'(
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37708 on: March 08, 2019, 08:26:41 PM »
I have suddenly lost all interest.

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37709 on: March 08, 2019, 09:11:45 PM »
i have suddenly gained interest
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37710 on: March 08, 2019, 11:56:05 PM »
I was creeping a person’s IG page like an hour ago, someone who I’ve never interacted with before, and then they just happened to like one of my pics; how does that happen?? I double checked to see if I maybe liked something on their page first but I didn’t. This is a semi-famous person locally with 7K followers. I’m a little freaked out rn.

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« Reply #37711 on: March 09, 2019, 12:02:55 AM »
Maybe they are also stalking you.
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37712 on: March 09, 2019, 12:13:00 AM »

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« Reply #37713 on: March 09, 2019, 05:47:18 AM »
Why is there a million stickied threads  >:(

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« Reply #37714 on: March 09, 2019, 09:03:00 PM »
the fillers have won  :fbm
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« Reply #37715 on: March 09, 2019, 09:52:27 PM »
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37716 on: March 09, 2019, 09:59:23 PM »
Caught Captain Marvel and the woman at the concession stand straight up looked like a short Emmy Rossum



I was like :ryker as she called me up

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37718 on: March 10, 2019, 12:08:08 AM »
Caught Captain Marvel and the woman at the concession stand straight up looked like a short Emmy Rossum



I was like :ryker as she called me up
How did you feel when she sent you away?

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« Reply #37719 on: March 10, 2019, 12:13:17 AM »
Caught Captain Marvel and the woman at the concession stand straight up looked like a short Emmy Rossum



I was like :ryker as she called me up
How did you feel when she sent you away?

Indifferent and yet affected now

She kept looking at me and me at her as I was in line. I smiled and said hi and she responded in kind. i walked away to the theater as I would any encounter as this. But I keep thinking about it.
:9

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« Reply #37720 on: March 10, 2019, 12:16:37 AM »
she was probably looking at the handsome tall guy directly behind you

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« Reply #37721 on: March 10, 2019, 12:21:22 AM »
That was literally my mindset but I was the only person standing there in my pristine white newly bought akira t-shirt , chest out looking left to right for the next cashier.

I almost handed her my credit card. Was going to make a comment about how I keep handing my card out despite card readers. A good ice breaker to cashiers but she was so  disruptive to me I just fucking held back.
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« Reply #37722 on: March 10, 2019, 12:22:49 AM »
post selfy in akira tshirt, pls
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« Reply #37723 on: March 10, 2019, 12:29:31 AM »


From two months ago
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« Reply #37724 on: March 10, 2019, 12:31:08 AM »
on a school bus  :rash
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« Reply #37725 on: March 10, 2019, 12:33:49 AM »
Kids are not the future I'll say that much
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« Reply #37726 on: March 10, 2019, 12:35:31 AM »
not after you get done with them, Daddy  :-*
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« Reply #37727 on: March 10, 2019, 12:37:00 AM »
I am ejecting myself from this you MONSTER lmao
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37728 on: March 10, 2019, 06:07:15 PM »
Reading the posts from the past week has been fun. :lol

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« Reply #37729 on: March 10, 2019, 07:43:27 PM »
Was it though?  :cat

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37730 on: March 12, 2019, 03:03:42 PM »
I was creeping a person’s IG page like an hour ago, someone who I’ve never interacted with before, and then they just happened to like one of my pics; how does that happen?? I double checked to see if I maybe liked something on their page first but I didn’t. This is a semi-famous person locally with 7K followers. I’m a little freaked out rn.

You can see who views your profile, well for stories anyways.  So if you watched their story, they can see that.

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37731 on: March 13, 2019, 02:56:51 PM »
Work time fun:

Someone just sent me an Office 365 link.
OK.
....
....
Well, how do I access it?
....
You click on the link.

I don't have a link.  Where is it?
Uh...in the email you received?
I don't have an email.  That's what I'm saying.  They said that they sent a link, so how do I access it?
It would come in an email message to you.
But I don't have an email, like I just said.
Right, so you never received the link from them.
OK, so that explains why they were asking if I received it or not.
:what

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(This particular person is super, super annoying and usually calls about problems relating to a mailbox, which has become so bloated and massive in size that it just doesn't function well and is slow as hell)

Hiii.  You guys started spamming our mailbox weeth lotsa messages.  Can you come and seeee?
Those are being automatically-generated by [our file-sharing system].  They're not actually coming from us.

But it has you guys' name.  Seeeee?  Help Desk. 
Right...but they are being generated automatically and that address is just for the notifications.  We're not doing anything.
Welllll who eeeees?
Looks like all of the messages are being created when [email address] adds documents to the workspace. 
Wellll can yooooou tell her to stop!?
There may be a reason why this is happening.  I--
Nooooo they shouldn't be th--
--I will reach out and find out what's going on.

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After hanging up, annoying user then calls right back to complain about something else in the mailbox, before I have chance to do anything about the first problem, which was resolved after finding out that the other user was uploading files and CC'ing that mailbox for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
:mindblown

Annoying user also called later on to complain about how slow the big, bloated mailbox was.  My co-worker got this call and ran down the same list of why this is, what to try, blah blah blah etc. etc. that annoying user is always told and ends the call.  Literally right after this, annoying user calls again, gets the other co-worker in the office, and proceeds to complain about the exact same thing.  I see him roll his eyes and start saying "LIKE WE LITERALLY *JUST* TOLD YOU..." as I was walking out of the room.  :lol
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #37732 on: March 13, 2019, 06:23:37 PM »
Was at the gym today talking with one of the women lifters when some dude walked by her, put his hand on her trap, near her neck, and gave it a little squeeze. The look on her face which he did not see due to being behind her, yet I was center stage for, was a quick mixture of surprise and then disgust. I cringed internally. Dudes tend to get all apeish too when talking with other women. Another time when I was talking about squat form with another woman lifter the dude in the rack near us started clapping really loudly and whoo'ing like Ric Flair, seemingly, to hype himself up. Dude was straight quiet before and after. He was also talking with her earlier. Some goofy territorial shit.
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« Reply #37733 on: March 13, 2019, 07:22:51 PM »
some dude walked by her, put his hand on her trap, near her neck, and gave it a little squeeze.

Didn't know you went to the same gym as MMarsu

BlueTsunami

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« Reply #37734 on: March 13, 2019, 07:32:20 PM »
some dude walked by her, put his hand on her trap, near her neck, and gave it a little squeeze.

Didn't know you went to the same gym as MMarsu

I'm assuming thats the exact expression that poor Tinder woman gave when he brought up his choke a bitch proclivities
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« Reply #37735 on: March 14, 2019, 04:10:26 AM »
bought a console table. home decor is awesome.

Stro

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« Reply #37736 on: March 14, 2019, 03:44:05 PM »
There is no rage like the rage caused in the Mid West by hitting a terrible pothole you couldn't see because it was full of water :rage :rage :rage

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« Reply #37737 on: March 15, 2019, 07:52:14 AM »
trying out beard styles, fucked it up, shaved and have to start over

i think my next attempt will be successful tho

it was a struggle when i started to lose more and more hair but bald and beard is an amazing combo, hair seems overrated now :lol

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« Reply #37738 on: March 15, 2019, 09:08:08 AM »
From yesterday:

Thank you for call--

I KEEP GETTING THESE STUPID PASSWORD PROMPTS IN EVERYTHING AND I CAN'T WORK!!!!  I *KNEW* I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT STUPID WINDOWS UPDATE THAT YOU GUYS TOLD US TO DO!!!!  THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!   :maf :maf :maf

Let me check your account.  OK, I see that there's locks coming from--

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!!!!  FIX IT NOW!!!  STUPID WINDOWS UPDATES!!  I'M NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! :punch

--OK.  I'm trying to get you back working as quickly as I can.  The lockouts have nothing to do with the Windows update that just happened.

THEN WHY DID IT JUST HAPPEN?!?!?!?!   :maf

The lockouts are coming from your phone. 

WHAT?!?!

I can see which server(s) the locks are coming from.  They're all coming from a mobile device.

THEN WHY AM I BEING ASKED TO ENTER MY PASSWORD INTO WINDOWS (note- no such prompt) AND SKYPE AND MY OUTLOOK?!?!? :smug

Because something on your phone is repeatedly trying to access the firm network, failed, and has locked you out.  That makes other applications prompt you too.  I've already unlocked your account.  Let me connect to your PC and check a few things.  While I'm doing that, can I ask you to try re-entering your firm network password into your phone?  Do you know where to do this?

OF *COURSE* I DO.   ::)  I WILL DO THIS RIGHT NOW.  >:(

I go on her PC and start clearing out some credential stuff and check to see if any prompts are still going to happen.  Her tone then suddenly changes-

How do I enter my password into my phone?   :-[

 :doge  Go to Settings > Accounts and Passwords and it should be under there.

Oh...OK.  It's re-entered.  (Much calmer now)

Can I ask you to log onto [application] here on your PC?  All right, it took your credentials and I see there's no further locks.  Everything should be good now.

Thank you so much!~  :-*

 :sheik

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From this morning:

Hey, I've got these software update notifications on my screen.  They keep popping up.  Do I need them?

Let me check them for you.  Ah, OK- it says that both of them have been installed already.

Then why do I keep getting this update pop-up??

There's a big Windows update that you need to install.   But you don't want to do that, unless you have time, because it can take up to an hour and a half to go through.

How was I supposed to know that?

From the prompt here.  (Note- numerous emails also went out.)

But you had to click on this other section here to see that.  Why isn't it telling me this!?

Uh...it is telling you.  That's why you keep getting these notification prompts.

But how do I know where to click!?

 :wtf  You just click on the prompt when it pops up, or you go into your system tray and click on the icon here.

But how do I know where the Windows update is?!

You click on where it says "OPERATING SYSTEMS."   :doge  Then you click on "Windows Update" and click "INSTALL."  (Note- nothing else is displayed here.)

But why does it not tell me this?

:dead

It has been telling you this.  That's why you keep getting this prompt.

But how do I know where to go to this?  It should be automatic!

:wtf

This has been prompting everyone for a few weeks now.  You just need to run it when you have the chance.

But why is not automatic!?

Because the update is pretty big and takes an hour to an hour and a half to install.  You can't do anything while it's going on.

But how do I know when it runs?

:what

You can just give us a call when you have the time and we'll be glad to go ahead and run this for you.

Oh, OK.  But when should I call?

Whenever you have time to leave your computer to have this run.

Oh, OK.  I'll do that, then.

:rage
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« Reply #37739 on: March 15, 2019, 09:33:48 AM »
It is funny how your experince correlates to troubleshooting as a developer / systems architect;  people do the same shit where they latch on to one coinciding event as a cause instead of opening their mind to other possibilities... they see the timing of something as the ONLY possible reason something can happen without any actual logic applied to how that thing could have caused the issue.