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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #4320 on: October 20, 2010, 03:57:07 PM »
the bus  :yuck

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« Reply #4321 on: October 20, 2010, 03:57:31 PM »
just ask any random girl out. you're good looking. with some confidence you should get a number. you ride the bus, right? get yourself a couple of bucks and ride a few bus rides. ask all the girls out you think are cute.

That could be a good idea. I'm always dressed up on the bus, on my way to work. :smug

On a serious level, it's not that I have confidence problems per se, it's more of a "what's the point" mentality.
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« Reply #4322 on: October 20, 2010, 03:57:31 PM »
:(
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« Reply #4323 on: October 20, 2010, 03:58:22 PM »
it's more of a "what's the point" mentality.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #4324 on: October 20, 2010, 04:11:54 PM »
He's right we're just going to die anyway!
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« Reply #4325 on: October 20, 2010, 04:22:47 PM »
I get an email saying I'm failing a class, then others from other students asking if anyone else only had an attendance grade.  I check the grades online and all the due date for all assignments is August 2008 :wtf
I hope he curves the grade for those of us that don't have a time machine.

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« Reply #4326 on: October 20, 2010, 05:41:02 PM »
Fuuuu! Electricity went out! Luckily TWD finished downloading.
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« Reply #4327 on: October 20, 2010, 09:43:28 PM »
I never asked out a lot of girls for a couple of reasons, mostly because I doubted their potential interest in me, and secondly because even if I went with the "ask them all, eventually one will say yes" tactic, I'm a wuss about breaking up with a girl or ditching a girl. The problem being that if a girl does say yes and after a date I find out she's wacko then I don't want to do the messy part of walling her off.

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« Reply #4328 on: October 20, 2010, 10:38:19 PM »
thats the humorous part

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« Reply #4329 on: October 20, 2010, 10:44:52 PM »
I just stop calling them, some get the message most call me and rant for an hour.
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« Reply #4330 on: October 20, 2010, 10:59:48 PM »
fuck my life

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« Reply #4332 on: October 21, 2010, 11:53:02 AM »
I haven't been on a date for 3 weeks now  :(

Damn dude.. will someone please help this guy get out of his misery?

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #4333 on: October 21, 2010, 01:43:51 PM »
So has anything changed in the last couple of months?

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« Reply #4334 on: October 21, 2010, 01:47:36 PM »
nop, go home.
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« Reply #4335 on: October 21, 2010, 01:54:53 PM »
So has anything changed in the last couple of months?

Willco got banned and Nintendosbooger rebuked his wiifaggotry to join the master PC race.
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« Reply #4336 on: October 21, 2010, 02:12:51 PM »
I can't imagine willco being involuntarily banned, I don't think he ever pissed anybody off.

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« Reply #4337 on: October 21, 2010, 02:18:03 PM »
He pissed me off constantly.
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« Reply #4338 on: October 21, 2010, 02:22:06 PM »
If you didn't want it you should have gotten out of the way.

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« Reply #4339 on: October 21, 2010, 03:31:07 PM »
He was a jew, I think that was reason enough for the banning demi is a wise leader.
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« Reply #4340 on: October 21, 2010, 05:39:14 PM »
I have a four hour class starting tonight; gonna kill myself
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« Reply #4341 on: October 21, 2010, 07:46:21 PM »
patient: ok I gotta go -
me: sir, you have a co-pay of $70..
patient: what? WHAT. my insurance company handles that
me: yes they handle 90% of costs, and you're required to pay a deductible based on the plan you have blah blah blah
patient: the hell, no. are you trying to steal from me? is this what you people do?
me: no sir, i can show you your statement, I just got off the phone with your insurance company
patient: no, send me the statement. i doubt you got your math right son

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« Reply #4342 on: October 21, 2010, 07:51:20 PM »
you got sonned

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« Reply #4343 on: October 21, 2010, 07:54:37 PM »
Be like "Make sure to put in an apology letter with the payment, old timer"
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« Reply #4345 on: October 21, 2010, 08:11:13 PM »
:piss Paying for services

You could just get around this by having them pay as they check in, but I can also see the angle of performing the service first so people don't walk out.
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« Reply #4346 on: October 22, 2010, 01:22:45 AM »
Two midterms tomorrow and I feel like I'm halfassing both :(
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #4347 on: October 22, 2010, 01:57:57 AM »
I can't imagine willco being involuntarily banned, I don't think he ever pissed anybody off.
He probably just needed to concentrate on work for awhile, and had demi ban him so he wouldn't even be tempted.

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« Reply #4348 on: October 22, 2010, 02:48:11 AM »
Two midterms tomorrow and I feel like I'm halfassing both :(

That equals one full ass.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #4349 on: October 22, 2010, 06:04:06 AM »
I can't imagine willco being involuntarily banned, I don't think he ever pissed anybody off.
He probably just needed to concentrate on work for awhile, and had demi ban him so he wouldn't even be tempted.
I know, I remember he was trying to get some sort of show together so I can't imagine he had that much free time.

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« Reply #4350 on: October 22, 2010, 12:31:01 PM »
what consequences?

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« Reply #4351 on: October 22, 2010, 12:35:56 PM »
Wrath can't eat spicy dishes.

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« Reply #4352 on: October 22, 2010, 12:43:50 PM »
my girlfriend can't eat spicy food or she gets gas

it's cute when she gets gas
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« Reply #4353 on: October 22, 2010, 12:45:35 PM »
until she spray farts on you himu

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« Reply #4354 on: October 22, 2010, 12:57:59 PM »
That's himu's thing; fart sprays.
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« Reply #4355 on: October 22, 2010, 02:26:00 PM »
I plan on getting completely hammered tonight. I'm going to kill everyone I encounter until then.  :maf
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« Reply #4356 on: October 22, 2010, 02:46:39 PM »
I want to give props to the kid who set the Roseville Galleria on fire and the Antelope Walmart, but having my family on facebook means dealing with people mourning the loss of a mall.

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« Reply #4357 on: October 22, 2010, 03:46:30 PM »
I got this email from campus police and found it kind of weird:

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A female student relayed the following information to University officers about an incident that occurred while she was running on a Pogonip trail near the University Firehouse at around 11:30 yesterday morning:

She reported that she noticed a male following her, that she asked him not to, and that he complied with her request.

Officers searched the area but were unable to locate the male. He is described as white; about 20 years of age; of medium height; with long, chest-length brown hair; wearing a short, brown jacket and green or brown baggy pants.

No crime is alleged to have occurred. But as a precaution, we wanted to share this information with you.

Thank you.


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« Reply #4358 on: October 22, 2010, 04:06:48 PM »
:lol
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« Reply #4359 on: October 22, 2010, 06:57:20 PM »
that emailer is an editor stuck in the wrong job, look at that devotion to revision


What I particularly found strange about the email I got was that the suspect, from what information was given, was not doing anything wrong. Some girl got paranoid about him and told him to back off and he did. Now its all over the campus. This isn't that far from the rape policy on campus, which borders on being propaganda that spreads fear of public male sexuality.
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« Reply #4360 on: October 22, 2010, 07:03:05 PM »
It's like 'Pete is a rapist' from Mad Men.
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« Reply #4361 on: October 22, 2010, 07:52:03 PM »
made a twitter. what next?
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« Reply #4362 on: October 22, 2010, 07:55:35 PM »
made a twitter. what next?

Kill yourself.
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« Reply #4363 on: October 22, 2010, 07:59:27 PM »
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« Reply #4364 on: October 22, 2010, 08:14:10 PM »
lmao cajole

what are good twitter image sites robo
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« Reply #4365 on: October 22, 2010, 08:16:46 PM »
Follow me and laugh at my poorly worded and forced jokes.  http://twitter.com/robojimbo

I only just started paying attention to it a few days ago.

Someone just gave me a stack of James Baldwin books; I'm curious as to the implication.
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« Reply #4366 on: October 22, 2010, 08:20:20 PM »
 ;)

No idea, Himu.
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« Reply #4367 on: October 22, 2010, 08:23:27 PM »
twitter is so weird man wtf
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« Reply #4368 on: October 22, 2010, 09:06:56 PM »
Humu tweet some pics óf your bbc.
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« Reply #4369 on: October 22, 2010, 09:59:49 PM »
made a twitter. what next?

Just follow a couple of people/sites you like. I have all the MST3K alums and The Onion on mine.
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« Reply #4370 on: October 22, 2010, 10:09:31 PM »
oh cool, the MST3K guys are on there?  I'ma need to follow them

I heard Mike is really conservative though.  His tweets don't suggest as much, do they?
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« Reply #4371 on: October 22, 2010, 10:10:12 PM »
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« Reply #4372 on: October 23, 2010, 01:13:44 PM »
I hate missing good drama

I'm not gonna bore you all with the details, but a single 30mg Adderall basically caused one of the guys in our group of friends to have a total breakdown complete with two crying episodes in front of everyone. I saw him earlier that day and was actually supposed to go back to his house and chill with all of them but he was acting like such a goddamn tweaker (seriously, it was like someone just introduced him to crystal) and pissing me off that I just left as soon as the blunt was gone. I can't believe they prescribe that stuff to kids LOL
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« Reply #4373 on: October 23, 2010, 01:25:18 PM »
lmao what a fucking BITCH

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« Reply #4374 on: October 23, 2010, 01:50:01 PM »
I kinda feel bad for him. Super sheltered growing up and really callow in general, so he tends to try too hard when we do anything with him and ends up embarrassing himself.

The bad part is what got him crying was my friend telling him that he was acting like a jackoff and he needed to calm the fuck down before he did something to REALLY embarrass himself :lol
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« Reply #4375 on: October 23, 2010, 01:55:52 PM »

I'm not gonna bore you all with the details

not at all.. continue

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« Reply #4376 on: October 23, 2010, 02:11:40 PM »
Last night started pretty shitty and then got great, two of my friends are planning on going to Canada for a year and spent the whole night talking about how Canada is a paradise and everybody is rich and they are gonna make a lot of money and fuck a lot of women etc etc. I was bored so I started chatting and reading eb on my phone and this chick who was the aunt or cousin of one of the guys start asking me if I'm depressed and gave me this speech about how I should be myself and that no one is alive till they reach 25 and shit like that, it was awful.

Later another friend told me to go to this place that was selling drinks at 30 pesos( less than a dollar!) I told my friends but they were like "man we are tired", "gotta finish starcraft 2" so I told them to drop me off there and go fuck themselves, bought like 4 drinks before the place closed then someone bought 5 bottles of rum and we went to some dude's house and drank that shit and got really drunk and there was a pool and it was awesome :rock
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« Reply #4378 on: October 23, 2010, 03:48:58 PM »
oh cool, the MST3K guys are on there?  I'ma need to follow them

I heard Mike is really conservative though.  His tweets don't suggest as much, do they?

He mostly just tweets Rifftrax updates. He did celebrate the Yankees' defeat, though.

On the other hand, Frank Conniff's tweets are mostly political, and he's definitely not conservative.
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« Reply #4379 on: October 23, 2010, 04:13:27 PM »
Last night started pretty shitty and then got great, two of my friends are planning on going to Canada for a year and spent the whole night talking about how Canada is a paradise and everybody is rich and they are gonna make a lot of money and fuck a lot of women etc etc. I was bored so I started chatting and reading eb on my phone and this chick who was the aunt or cousin of one of the guys start asking me if I'm depressed and gave me this speech about how I should be myself and that no one is alive till they reach 25 and shit like that, it was awful.

Later another friend told me to go to this place that was selling drinks at 30 pesos( less than a dollar!) I told my friends but they were like "man we are tired", "gotta finish starcraft 2" so I told them to drop me off there and go fuck themselves, bought like 4 drinks before the place closed then someone bought 5 bottles of rum and we went to some dude's house and drank that shit and got really drunk and there was a pool and it was awesome :rock