Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 2043713 times)

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #5580 on:** January 05, 2011, 11:49:03 PM »

I'm trying a gutbuster challenge at a local burger place tomorrow. Three triple quarter-pound cheeseburgers, an order of fries, and a milkshake in under 45 minutes is doable, yeah?

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5581 on:** January 06, 2011, 12:02:25 AM »

Quote from: The Business on January 05, 2011, 11:36:40 PM

I just lifted something really heavy at work in a tight tee shirt and no one was around to see it.

Damn lemme in on dat

chronovore · « **Reply #5582 on:** January 06, 2011, 01:29:08 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on December 28, 2010, 10:25:47 PM

Whats the best free software to convert mkv videos into avi on mac?

http://handbrake.fr/

chronovore · « **Reply #5583 on:** January 06, 2011, 01:31:15 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 05, 2011, 02:49:17 PM

Quote from: chronovore on January 05, 2011, 02:26:24 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 24, 2010, 01:41:10 PM
SHE SEND ME NAKED PICS

Fuck, I hate this next generation so fucking much.

WAT?

In regards to the song PD posted. Its about a couple of teens texting eachother and the dude is texting multiple girls that he flips through casually and at one point he's all like SHE SEND ME NAKED PICS.

Yeah, this is a really sad situation for them: they have all the hormones, all the lack of common sense, and yet the Internet is here to make everything haunt them forever. OTOH, once he has The Naked Pics, we all eventually will get The Naked Pics.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #5584 on:** January 06, 2011, 01:34:43 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on January 05, 2011, 04:39:28 AM

you could have downloaded it

ORLY

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #5585 on:** January 06, 2011, 01:35:42 AM »

Quote from: Bacchus7 on January 05, 2011, 11:49:03 PM

I'm trying a gutbuster challenge at a local burger place tomorrow. Three triple quarter-pound cheeseburgers, an order of fries, and a milkshake in under 45 minutes is doable, yeah?

unless you've had your stomach stapled or something.

For charity, I once ate every single item on the menu of my university's restaurant over the course of an afternoon. It was around 16 items I think.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #5586 on:** January 06, 2011, 07:46:07 AM »

Quote from: andrwfields on January 05, 2011, 04:27:55 AM

$1000 vs. Slapping some English into my wife....

Wonder which one I would choose?

Depends whether your wife runs a business that makes more money than you do or not, I guess

Brehvolution · « **Reply #5587 on:** January 06, 2011, 10:01:50 AM »

Quote from: Bacchus7 on January 05, 2011, 11:49:03 PM

I'm trying a gutbuster challenge at a local burger place tomorrow. Three triple quarter-pound cheeseburgers, an order of fries, and a milkshake in under 45 minutes is doable, yeah?

Jesus, I can't even finish a double baconater.

Diunx · « **Reply #5588 on:** January 06, 2011, 11:38:19 AM »

cigarillo.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5589 on:** January 06, 2011, 02:40:08 PM »

Crazy chick is crazy. She did a ridiculous amount of drugs, admitting to having done every drug imaginable except heroin. She's REALLY overweight, she just texted me saying she's selling some strong pain killers for 4 bucks, she ONLY ever talks about herself, she tells me because of her operation she has a patch that disables her ability to have children so I can do the deed without a condom, she says she's not interested in starting a family now but one minute later says she'd make a GREAT stay at home mom and asks me how my work is doing. Then she talks about how her father is just so against her dating black men, and that it's taboo, and that "he's not racist, but when it comes to his daughter dating a black man it's a whole different story". The whole thing was suspect. I'm pretty sure this chick deliberately tried to get me to impregnate her so she can reap the benefits. Lucky for me, she's more than a step below my standards.

100% positive she tried to get me to knock her up considering how much she wails about wanting a baby. Holy shit. I'm not falling for this rebellious bullshit so you can prove something to daddy. Why even try to contact me? Keep in mind this was the equivalent of a blind date so I went in cold. Bad mistake.

thankfully i found and am dating someone else. ugh.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5590 on:** January 06, 2011, 03:19:16 PM »

It was a blind date.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5591 on:** January 06, 2011, 03:53:33 PM »

her weight is not the important thing in my post wrath, you kook.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #5592 on:** January 06, 2011, 03:57:03 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 06, 2011, 03:53:33 PM

her weight is not the important thing in my post wrath, you kook.

but she is fat tho.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5593 on:** January 06, 2011, 04:05:47 PM »

It is pretty big.

Her tits, jesus christ. Her tits were about the size of watermelons.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #5594 on:** January 06, 2011, 04:06:29 PM »

so why are we still discussing this thing?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5595 on:** January 06, 2011, 05:16:35 PM »

Quote from: andrwfields on January 05, 2011, 04:27:55 AM

$1000 vs. Slapping some English into my wife....

Wonder which one I would choose?

I read this post before the one above it, and thought "slapping some english into your wife" was a sexual euphemism. I was disappointed it wasn't, but I think I'm going to start using it as such anyway.

Diunx · « **Reply #5596 on:** January 06, 2011, 05:45:51 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on January 06, 2011, 03:16:27 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 06, 2011, 02:40:08 PM
She's REALLY overweight.

Why date her then?

She is probably white.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5597 on:** January 06, 2011, 05:56:11 PM »

I will never fall into the black man dating an orca white chick stereotype

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5598 on:** January 06, 2011, 06:04:10 PM »

ya, in order to do that you'd have to be black.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5599 on:** January 06, 2011, 06:09:01 PM »

I'm black enough.

Anyways, that joke is so passe' and has been used on pretty much all the black members of this board. Piss off.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5600 on:** January 06, 2011, 07:48:15 PM »

No black man would ever use the word "passé". Busted.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5601 on:** January 06, 2011, 07:49:01 PM »

Why not?

demi · « **Reply #5602 on:** January 06, 2011, 07:51:04 PM »

Dude I swear to god Himu is trollin me with all these shitty fucking GAF avs

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5603 on:** January 06, 2011, 07:51:59 PM »

that joke is so passe'
/
:himu

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5604 on:** January 06, 2011, 08:18:12 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 06, 2011, 05:56:11 PM

I will never fall into the black man dating an orca white chick stereotype

Yea, even if the chick was 100% down my alley, I just couldn't do that. I know I say I don't care what people think about me, but there's no way I'd bring that stereotype to life.

did you bang her?

Bebpo · « **Reply #5605 on:** January 06, 2011, 09:01:59 PM »

I'm feeling fucking good. Riding the high wave of life right now. 2 weeks down in bar studies and I'm scoring at the top end of the charts in 2 of the 3 sections (75% of the exam score) and I've got a good idea how to do the 3rd and I think I can get that to top-end after a few more attempts. It's nice seeing all this work studying 7 days a week full time is paying off. :feelsgoodman

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5606 on:** January 06, 2011, 09:12:22 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 06, 2011, 08:18:12 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 06, 2011, 05:56:11 PM
I will never fall into the black man dating an orca white chick stereotype

Yea, even if the chick was 100% down my alley, I just couldn't do that. I know I say I don't care what people think about me, but there's no way I'd bring that stereotype to life.

did you bang her?

nope i didn't

Akala · « **Reply #5607 on:** January 06, 2011, 09:30:21 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on January 06, 2011, 07:51:59 PM

that joke is so passe'
/
:himu

The Sceneman · « **Reply #5608 on:** January 06, 2011, 10:45:28 PM »

won tickets to M.A.N.D.Y tonight!

I'm pumped
[youtube=560,345]xadzchO302g&feature=fvst[/youtube]

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #5609 on:** January 06, 2011, 11:13:04 PM »

Gutbuster challenge was a success, I finished with about a minute to spare. Here's a picture of the meal, excuse the bedhead and how high I am in the picture.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #5610 on:** January 06, 2011, 11:29:12 PM »

I commend you on your endeavor, good sir.

Make us proud!

The Sceneman · « **Reply #5611 on:** January 06, 2011, 11:49:27 PM »

burgers look good, fries look a little well done though

The Sceneman · « **Reply #5612 on:** January 06, 2011, 11:51:13 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 06, 2011, 02:40:08 PM

Crazy chick is crazy. She did a ridiculous amount of drugs, admitting to having done every drug imaginable except heroin. She's REALLY overweight, she just texted me saying she's selling some strong pain killers for 4 bucks, she ONLY ever talks about herself, she tells me because of her operation she has a patch that disables her ability to have children so I can do the deed without a condom, she says she's not interested in starting a family now but one minute later says she'd make a GREAT stay at home mom and asks me how my work is doing. Then she talks about how her father is just so against her dating black men, and that it's taboo, and that "he's not racist, but when it comes to his daughter dating a black man it's a whole different story". The whole thing was suspect. I'm pretty sure this chick deliberately tried to get me to impregnate her so she can reap the benefits. Lucky for me, she's more than a step below my standards.

100% positive she tried to get me to knock her up considering how much she wails about wanting a baby. Holy shit. I'm not falling for this rebellious bullshit so you can prove something to daddy. Why even try to contact me? Keep in mind this was the equivalent of a blind date so I went in cold. Bad mistake.

thankfully i found and am dating someone else. ugh.

god I hate those crazy dates

especially when the bitch talks about NOTHING except herself. I've been on a few of those

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #5613 on:** January 07, 2011, 01:56:38 AM »

Quote from: Bacchus7 on January 06, 2011, 11:13:04 PM

Gutbuster challenge was a success, I finished with about a minute to spare. Here's a picture of the meal, excuse the bedhead and how high I am in the picture.

(Image removed from quote.)

Well done, and tell your dad I said hi!

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5614 on:** January 07, 2011, 02:48:58 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on January 06, 2011, 11:51:13 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 06, 2011, 02:40:08 PM
Crazy chick is crazy. She did a ridiculous amount of drugs, admitting to having done every drug imaginable except heroin. She's REALLY overweight, she just texted me saying she's selling some strong pain killers for 4 bucks, she ONLY ever talks about herself, she tells me because of her operation she has a patch that disables her ability to have children so I can do the deed without a condom, she says she's not interested in starting a family now but one minute later says she'd make a GREAT stay at home mom and asks me how my work is doing. Then she talks about how her father is just so against her dating black men, and that it's taboo, and that "he's not racist, but when it comes to his daughter dating a black man it's a whole different story". The whole thing was suspect. I'm pretty sure this chick deliberately tried to get me to impregnate her so she can reap the benefits. Lucky for me, she's more than a step below my standards.

100% positive she tried to get me to knock her up considering how much she wails about wanting a baby. Holy shit. I'm not falling for this rebellious bullshit so you can prove something to daddy. Why even try to contact me? Keep in mind this was the equivalent of a blind date so I went in cold. Bad mistake.

thankfully i found and am dating someone else. ugh.

god I hate those crazy dates especially when the bitch talks about NOTHING except herself. I've been on a few of those

"You know what I mean? blah blah blah I, me, myself."
"uh huh."
"and blerg blah blah blah blah me"
"yeah."
"blaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh meeeeeeeeeeee!"
"yeahhhh, this isn't going to work out."

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5615 on:** January 07, 2011, 02:49:32 AM »

shoulda kept the gf that worshiped your dong

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #5616 on:** January 07, 2011, 02:49:49 AM »

haha, did you get 'You're a really good listener!' at any point?

...as if you had any fucking choice

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5617 on:** January 07, 2011, 02:50:01 AM »

fuck that, got a new girl now.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5618 on:** January 07, 2011, 02:51:50 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on January 07, 2011, 02:49:49 AM

haha, did you get 'You're a really good listener!' at any point?

...as if you had any fucking choice

yes, yes i did. also got:

"you don't talk about yourself often."

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5619 on:** January 07, 2011, 02:55:45 AM »

Sounds like she was into you. Those situations suck, especially when you can't even see yourself being friends with the person.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5620 on:** January 07, 2011, 03:01:07 AM »

Into me?

Every sign she gave told me she's a gold digger who wants a distinguished black fellow baby.

Don't trust any woman who says you don't have to worry about getting her pregnant, at least at first. She has to back that claim. But to go on about wanting a family and being a stay at home mother?

Fuck no. Siren alarms.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5621 on:** January 07, 2011, 03:03:48 AM »

can't dig gold from a professional pauper tho

Diunx · « **Reply #5622 on:** January 07, 2011, 08:27:46 AM »

I don't mind women that talk a lot, I'm not much of a talker myself so is cool with me if they want to take charge of de conversation.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #5623 on:** January 07, 2011, 09:14:56 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 06, 2011, 02:40:08 PM

Crazy chick is crazy. She did a ridiculous amount of drugs, admitting to having done every drug imaginable except heroin. She's REALLY overweight, she just texted me saying she's selling some strong pain killers for 4 bucks, she ONLY ever talks about herself, she tells me because of her operation she has a patch that disables her ability to have children so I can do the deed without a condom, she says she's not interested in starting a family now but one minute later says she'd make a GREAT stay at home mom and asks me how my work is doing. Then she talks about how her father is just so against her dating black men, and that it's taboo, and that "he's not racist, but when it comes to his daughter dating a black man it's a whole different story". The whole thing was suspect. I'm pretty sure this chick deliberately tried to get me to impregnate her so she can reap the benefits. Lucky for me, she's more than a step below my standards.

100% positive she tried to get me to knock her up considering how much she wails about wanting a baby. Holy shit. I'm not falling for this rebellious bullshit so you can prove something to daddy. Why even try to contact me? Keep in mind this was the equivalent of a blind date so I went in cold. Bad mistake.

thankfully i found and am dating someone else. ugh.

Oxy for $4? Hook me up

Diunx · « **Reply #5624 on:** January 08, 2011, 02:22:18 AM »

I as at the same bar where the cleaning lady wanted me to pee with her in the bathroom, tonight I was in the bathroom line and when it was my turn the cleaning lady comes and tell me to use the ladies room cus she has to clean the men one I tell her that I'm gonna be done in like 30 seconds but she insints so I go to the ladies room and start doing my thang then a really hot chick comes in and says "mierda!" and I screamed "the cleaning lady told me to use this one!"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5625 on:** January 08, 2011, 02:22:55 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5626 on:** January 08, 2011, 02:29:06 AM »

You should have peed in the cleaning lady's butt.

Diunx · « **Reply #5627 on:** January 08, 2011, 02:34:22 AM »

I should have peed in the hot chic's butt :frool

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5628 on:** January 08, 2011, 02:40:49 AM »

Did you ever think that maybe the hot girl and the cleaning lady were one and the same, and that you were seeing her inner beauty?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5629 on:** January 08, 2011, 04:31:17 AM »

Or that, like all women, she was a witch --one capable of transmutation of the flesh.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #5630 on:** January 08, 2011, 06:09:30 AM »

fuuuuuuu

dropped my Kindle at a bar and the screen is frozen. I guess I can return it but I'm betting the round trip to the US will take 4-6 weeks at least. It's like the universe is telling me to go read some comics instead of real books.

Corporal · « **Reply #5631 on:** January 08, 2011, 07:31:20 AM »

Having a song stuck inside your brain is bad enough already.
Now... why are there two songs looping inside my brain right now? Once I get rid of one, the other one firmly reattaches itself, ad infinitum. ARGH.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[close]

I tHig I'M GoIN nUtZ

spoiler (click to show/hide)

BONUS:
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[close]

Groogrux · « **Reply #5632 on:** January 08, 2011, 11:02:02 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on January 08, 2011, 06:09:30 AM

fuuuuuuu

dropped my Kindle at a bar and the screen is frozen. I guess I can return it but I'm betting the round trip to the US will take 4-6 weeks at least. It's like the universe is telling me to go read some comics instead of real books.

That sucks. They need to make an Otter Box for those little fuckers...

Robo · « **Reply #5633 on:** January 08, 2011, 07:27:02 PM »

If I don't get laid tonight, I'm gonna strangle someone.

Maybe I'll get to do both!

Diunx · « **Reply #5634 on:** January 08, 2011, 09:05:05 PM »

Should have dropped a bucket of hot water on them.

Maximus · « **Reply #5635 on:** January 08, 2011, 09:13:24 PM »

OK I have something bugging me if anyone could help, Does anyone know the word for when an AI system goes insane or breaks its system it functions on and goes rogue, I think its starts with a C or a D. Its been bothering me for hours.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5636 on:** January 08, 2011, 09:24:55 PM »

Quote from: Maximus on January 08, 2011, 09:13:24 PM

OK I have something bugging me if anyone could help, Does anyone know the word for when an AI system goes insane or breaks its system it functions on and goes rogue, I think its starts with a C or a D. Its been bothering me for hours.

Judgment Day

Maximus · « **Reply #5637 on:** January 08, 2011, 09:40:31 PM »

I'm starting to think I imagined a word exists for it now

demi · « **Reply #5638 on:** January 09, 2011, 12:55:11 AM »

Self-Aware would be the first thing that comes to mind

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5639 on:** January 09, 2011, 02:37:28 AM »

Just finished Gardens of the Moon, it was damn good.

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