Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Positive Touch]

ugh. its 9:30pm and i'm about to go to sleep 

so lonely

[etiolate]

Girl
blocked mothasucka!
2 hours ago

I find that change of hers interesting. I had always taken motherfucker to be based on the idea that the person fucks their mother, hence the insult. Here she takes the fucker part, now removed by changing it to fucka, now twice removed by changing fucker to sucker and making it SUCKA which is a noun and not the verb. and forever mars the slur. She has taken the act implied in mother fucker and just simply made the fucker verb into a noun so that there is a mother and then a sucka, as in a jive sucka, and the word itself has lost the incestual tone.

Taking all that into consideration, I read it as MO THAS OOS KA in a slav tone.

wow @ allergy meds

[Mupepe]

So I was watching Party Down Season 1 yesterday on Netflix instant streaming.  It is the best comedy I have seen in a long, long time.  I loved it.  I finished episode 5 and Netflix would usually put Episode 6 next so I just press "X" and go.  But a-ha!  Episode 5 was still there.  I went to go manually choose episode 6 and wtf!  It's not available for streaming.  I have to order the disc.  What the fuck!  When the fuck did they start doing this? 

[Barry Egan]

I've only seen it done for that particular show so far.  Same deal for season 2.

[Positive Touch]

well how about fuck you guys i'm not a professional photographer.  look at the back of the couch and the height of the windowsill.

So I was watching Party Down Season 1 yesterday on Netflix instant streaming.  It is the best comedy I have seen in a long, long time.  I loved it.  I finished episode 5 and Netflix would usually put Episode 6 next so I just press "X" and go.  But a-ha!  Episode 5 was still there.  I went to go manually choose episode 6 and wtf!  It's not available for streaming.  I have to order the disc.  What the fuck!  When the fuck did they start doing this? 

i've actually seen that done with a few different shows

[Mupepe]

really?  it was the first time I ran into it but I think the only shows I've watched on Netflix are King of the Hill and the office. 

[Diunx]

Pirate it!

[Diunx]

My pc is such a piece of shit had to close firefox to watch a 720p movie

[chronovore]

I know I've said this a million times but I HAVE to stop drinking. Or at least actually have a long hiatus and stick to it.

Had a bender this weekend, as a result I'm really depressed right now, just as a result of being hungover (and spending money I didn't have when I was out drinking). Had an awful sleep last night, was in a cold sweat for hours and woke up soaked. So depressed right now I skipped class this morning. I'll head in this afternoon but.

But goddamn do I feel worthless right now. I need therapy badly but can't afford it 

Scenester, if you're already on antidepressants you shouldn't be drinking.

And as others have suggested, your school might have its own counseling service; you should get your registration fee money's worth and use them mercilessly.

You're a nice guy, depression is a sickness, you just gotta get treated and stop self-medicating with alcohol. Trust some professional medications instead.

[Himu]

Gonna move to nyc in feb so I'm looking at different apartments. So much information and I don't know where to start about living in this fucking city.

friend suggested astoria because the commute is good going to madison and the prices aren't TOO much if you get a roommate

http://newyork.craigslist.org/aap/

seems like a solid site.

i need like, a list of tips and shit living in nyc fuck

[Himu]

http://www.yourtype.com/survive/living_in_nyc.htm

[Himu]

picked my neighborhood after hours of research: ASTORIA

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/22/realestate/22living.html
http://www.nytimes.com/2003/10/19/realestate/if-you-re-thinking-of-living-in-astoria-accessible-affordable-and-highly-diverse.html

Now to find an apartment on craigslist or some place i live at temporarily

[Madrun Badrun]

I just realized my laptop, my only computer is 7 years old.   

[Van Cruncheon]

specs

[Madrun Badrun]

a dell inspiron 6000

1.6 pentuim m
1 gig ram
integrated graphics 

time for getting a new one once my student loan comes in next month.

[Nintendosbooger]

Mom wants to move in with me, as she's going through housing issues.

If I concede, it will mean the end of virtually everything as she is one of the most overbearing, imposing, and territorial individuals I know. She claims it'll be temporary, but I know her. Any rules I would even attempt to establish would be subject to partial attention briefly, only to be subject to gradual dismissal as time goes. I know this woman.

If I deny her, I'll be perceived as the ungrateful, asshole son.

She won't move in with her cousins, which is a course I've been secretly plotting.

Fuck.

[CajoleJuice]

picked my neighborhood after hours of research: ASTORIA

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/22/realestate/22living.html
http://www.nytimes.com/2003/10/19/realestate/if-you-re-thinking-of-living-in-astoria-accessible-affordable-and-highly-diverse.html

Now to find an apartment on craigslist or some place i live at temporarily

Astoria is a good choice, I know quite a few people who live there. I've hung out there a few times in the past month or so, too. Lots of bars and restaurants and whatnot. And if you like hookah, Steinway St. is the place.

[Madrun Badrun]

Mom wants to move in with me, as she's going through housing issues.

If I concede, it will mean the end of virtually everything as she is one of the most overbearing, imposing, and territorial individuals I know. She claims it'll be temporary, but I know her. Any rules I would even attempt to establish would be subject to partial attention briefly, only to be subject to gradual dismissal as time goes. I know this woman.

If I deny her, I'll be perceived as the ungrateful, asshole son.

She won't move in with her cousins, which is a course I've been secretly plotting.

Fuck.

Murder.  It's the only way out.

[Phoenix Dark]

He's just mad she's an Xbot

[FatalT]

Mom wants to move in with me, as she's going through housing issues.

If I concede, it will mean the end of virtually everything as she is one of the most overbearing, imposing, and territorial individuals I know. She claims it'll be temporary, but I know her. Any rules I would even attempt to establish would be subject to partial attention briefly, only to be subject to gradual dismissal as time goes. I know this woman.

If I deny her, I'll be perceived as the ungrateful, asshole son.

She won't move in with her cousins, which is a course I've been secretly plotting.

Fuck.

If you allow this to happen, you HAVE to lay down ground rules. Write them out. Have her sign them.

[Eric P]

Gonna move to nyc in feb so I'm looking at different apartments.

new york's alright if you like saxophones

[Positive Touch]

Gonna move to nyc in feb so I'm looking at different apartments.

new york's alright if you like saxophones

fuck i hate saxophones

[Himu]

hate saxes? homo

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm distinguished mentally-challenged.  I'm trying to figure out what I'd need to build my own pc and I can't figure out  what I need if I want multiple vga/hdmi output?

if on this for example
http://www.newegg.ca/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814261089

these are my outputs
Ports

HDMI
    1 x mini HDMI

DVI
    2 x DVI

and then I would just get converters if I need them?  and then software handles everything else?

[Cormacaroni]

uh what are your INPUTs

[Positive Touch]

hate saxes? homo

blame eazy-listening jazz for making that shit unbearable

[Nintendosbooger]

Mom wants to move in with me, as she's going through housing issues.

If I concede, it will mean the end of virtually everything as she is one of the most overbearing, imposing, and territorial individuals I know. She claims it'll be temporary, but I know her. Any rules I would even attempt to establish would be subject to partial attention briefly, only to be subject to gradual dismissal as time goes. I know this woman.

If I deny her, I'll be perceived as the ungrateful, asshole son.

She won't move in with her cousins, which is a course I've been secretly plotting.

Fuck.

If you allow this to happen, you HAVE to lay down ground rules. Write them out. Have her sign them.

Good idea. Having something on paper is a smart move. I don't think rules are enough, however, since she could always argue to a third-party that she's followed them even in those instances she hasn't, resulting in a "my word vs. her word" situation, thus nullifying the value/purpose of the written agreement; but what can't be disputed is something like a move-out date.

[Himu]

WHAT DO I DO.

Broke up with girlfriend this past week, but ended up going to her place tonight because dammit she won't quit bugging me. Ended up having sex in the heat of the moment and she asked me if we were together again. I fucking choked because it'd be so awful to tell her no right after fucking her.

WHAT DO I DO AND HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS!?!!?!?

[Cormacaroni]

Move to NYC.

[Diunx]

Tell her you have aids.

[Eric P]

Move to NYC.

Flawless

[Mr. Gundam]

Tell her you have to move to NYC because you have AIDS.

Be a man, tell her the truth and DON'T FUCK HER AGAIN OR TALK TO HER.

[Himu]

I'm never going to see this chick again but I don't want her to HATE MEN FOREVER or some shit.

[Mr. Gundam]

I'm never going to see this chick again but I don't want her to HATE MEN FOREVER or some shit.

I understand that, but don't sugarcoat it to the point where she doesn't get WHY you don't want to be with her.

[demi]

ha ha ha himu put the pussy on the pedestal

[Phoenix Dark]

Move to NYC.

Win

[Positive Touch]

WHAT DO I DO.

Broke up with girlfriend this past week, but ended up going to her place tonight because dammit she won't quit bugging me. Ended up having sex in the heat of the moment and she asked me if we were together again. I fucking choked because it'd be so awful to tell her no right after fucking her.

WHAT DO I DO AND HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS!?!!?!?

say i'm sorry we shouldn't have had sex because i don't see this relationship working out?

[Joe Molotov]

WHAT DO I DO.

Broke up with girlfriend this past week, but ended up going to her place tonight because dammit she won't quit bugging me. Ended up having sex in the heat of the moment and she asked me if we were together again. I fucking choked because it'd be so awful to tell her no right after fucking her.

WHAT DO I DO AND HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS!?!!?!?

say i'm sorry we shouldn't have had sex because i don't see this relationship working out?

But let's have sex one more time to make sure.

[Madrun Badrun]

Strated programing ROBOTS today.

Me

[Phoenix Dark]

Strated programing ROBOTS today.

Me

hope their BIOS has spell check

[Madrun Badrun]

I use the API and Auto-complete. 

[Diunx]

For some fuck up reason I can't use my phone's wifi capabilities without taking out the sim card and even then I can't still use the blackberry messenger( the IM client that most of my friends are using) without a data plan, I have enough money to pay another month of internet but after that I'm gonna be almost intercommunicated until I get a new job :'(

[Himu]

man, moving is so stressful

[Himu]

comedy central's new logo is awful

[fistfulofmetal]

i need to get some good winter gloves
dont want anything bulky. im only in the elements for a few minutes during the morning and at night.

[Joe Molotov]

comedy central's new logo is awful

Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector, coming up next on Criterion Collec...I mean Comedy Central!

[Himu]

haha

look at this shit



this is probably the worst logo revision out of all the web 2.0-ish logo revisions i've ever seen.

it's almost as bad as "sy-fy", worse than the new best buy logo, the new gap logo, pretty much everything 2.0. it is awful.

[fistfulofmetal]

Fyi himu, its supposed to look like the copyright logo. Its part of the advertising campaign

[Himu]

It looking like the copyright logo doesn't make it a good logo. What does copyright have anything to do with comedy?

Unless the very premise of the logo is to be ironic.

But even then, its message is confusing.

[fistfulofmetal]

There's some ads out there with various comedy central characters with the logo in the copyright spot. As if to say they have the copyright on comedy or some such

[Robo]

It's Ms. Pac-Man in her third trimester.  (I think I stole this joke.)

[Himu]

That is such a bad message.

That should be a tag line, not a logo.

[Himu]

It's Ms. Pac-Man in her third trimester.  (I think I stole this joke.)

looks like a rubber to me

[etiolate]

I have this class about journals, namely writer's journals. We spent about an hour discussing questions about the color blue within some journal and what the journal is written for, then the class gathered from their groups to present some arguments. After the first argument, the prof asks "Any questions?" And this guy raises his hand.

"Have you guys seen the last Harry Potter movie?"
"...yes"
And then he nods his head and gives a low whistle.

There was about two minutes of confusion and I admit i was turning away to laugh. Then the kid nexts to him nudges me and tells me "he's on acid".

fuck

So I watch him, knowing this is going to be a long class. He keeps asking questions having nothing to do with what we're talking about, and whenever someone is talking he sits clutched in his chair rapidly nodding his head. At one point he went on for four minutes about tonal languages and then ended with

"Like have you guys heard Stereolab?"
"Where are you going with this"
"I'm just saying."

[TEEEPO]

it's amazing how the mentioning of one name can change the entire dynamic of relationships.

being in control 

[Cormacaroni]

'Cthulu'? 'Justin Beiber'?

[Himu]

cock

because he's dating a dude

[chronovore]

I'm never going to see this chick again but I don't want her to HATE MEN FOREVER or some shit.

She already sounds like she's got massive issues. If you add one to it, it'll just be part of the stack. Be a real man: RUN AWAY.

[chronovore]

Mom wants to move in with me, as she's going through housing issues.

If I concede, it will mean the end of virtually everything as she is one of the most overbearing, imposing, and territorial individuals I know. She claims it'll be temporary, but I know her. Any rules I would even attempt to establish would be subject to partial attention briefly, only to be subject to gradual dismissal as time goes. I know this woman.

If I deny her, I'll be perceived as the ungrateful, asshole son.

She won't move in with her cousins, which is a course I've been secretly plotting.

Fuck.

Move out just as she's moving in. You can even wave to her.

[chronovore]

It's Ms. Pac-Man in her third trimester.  (I think I stole this joke.)

That's cool; she's ready for her c-section.