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The Sceneman

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #5700 on: January 16, 2011, 06:46:03 PM »
fucking hell I made it into class but I cant stop trembling and am on the verge of tears also.

I'm really friggn sick  :( Time to start looking for help, seriously
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« Reply #5701 on: January 16, 2011, 07:01:45 PM »
Just finisihed Deadhouse Gates.  Nothing that I thought would happen in the ending did.  Great stuff.
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« Reply #5702 on: January 16, 2011, 07:23:48 PM »
well fuck this idiot math teacher incompetent fucking moron shitheaded dick.  I spent a couple hours doing an online homework and after spending ten minutes on the final problem I finally submit the whole thing and apparently a few people had issues using their registration codes so he tries resetting the whole assignment to see if that'll fix it and now I have to do it again with slightly different values in each equation.  It's bad enough that he spends half the class making jokes but now I can't even get a chance to use the amount of math that I was able to teach myself.

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« Reply #5703 on: January 16, 2011, 07:56:31 PM »
I burst into tears in front of my classmates. I have reached a new low
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« Reply #5704 on: January 16, 2011, 08:01:04 PM »
JEsus Scenester pull your panties together.
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« Reply #5705 on: January 16, 2011, 08:29:08 PM »
Get some Lexapro and Xanax. Or JO. Or both.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #5706 on: January 16, 2011, 09:07:49 PM »
What the fuck dude?
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The Sceneman

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« Reply #5707 on: January 16, 2011, 09:16:11 PM »
well I had a panic attack, if you've had one before you know there is no way to deal with that shit. Basically had an overwhelming sense of worthlessness, wanted to die etc.

I've been suffering from depression for the past 6 years or so, every now and then it just comes out in a bad way.

not sure why Im telling all this here though. I guess this board is an easy way for me to talk about stuff like this
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« Reply #5708 on: January 16, 2011, 09:19:23 PM »
Paxil dude.  Stat.
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Joe Molotov

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« Reply #5709 on: January 16, 2011, 09:51:45 PM »
Damn dude, are you on any kind of meds at all? If not then 6 YEARS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, get some now. If you are, then maybe get some better ones.
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« Reply #5710 on: January 16, 2011, 10:00:45 PM »
Basically had an overwhelming sense of worthlessness etc.

wait, this isn't suppose to be a natural everyday feeling?
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« Reply #5711 on: January 16, 2011, 11:07:35 PM »
well I had a panic attack, if you've had one before you know there is no way to deal with that shit. Basically had an overwhelming sense of worthlessness, wanted to die etc.

I've been suffering from depression for the past 6 years or so, every now and then it just comes out in a bad way.

not sure why Im telling all this here though. I guess this board is an easy way for me to talk about stuff like this

dude. get some help.

i've been there before, and you won't get better without help. I suffered depression a good amount of my teenage years well up into adult hood and it sucks, so I've been there.

But it won't get better doing all of this alone.
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Cindi Mayweather

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« Reply #5712 on: January 16, 2011, 11:18:12 PM »
Fuck yes.

From twitter:

MASS. FILM CREDITS SUCCESS! Program generated additional MA GDP of $168.5 million + personal income of $25.2 mil. http://tinyurl.com/46nrmfv

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« Reply #5713 on: January 16, 2011, 11:26:31 PM »
i find the best way of dealing with everyday life and the incoming sense of worthlessness is to simply feel nothing. it has worked out for me pretty well i'd say
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« Reply #5714 on: January 17, 2011, 12:37:58 AM »
Just finisihed Deadhouse Gates.  Nothing that I thought would happen in the ending did.  Great stuff.

Glad you liked it. I know it's a dense, unforgiving slab but damn if it isn't fun as hell to go with it.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #5715 on: January 17, 2011, 12:41:20 AM »
Sceneman - I guess I know that feeling of post-drunk depression but this seems pretty bad. You might need to find cool people that don't like to party to try to break yourself of the bad habits for a while. I know that having a wife that doesn't drink (at all) has kept me a lot closer to the straight and narrow than I'd otherwise have been. If I get too drunk around her, she teases me mercilessly :lol

If it's genuine alcoholism though, I got nothin'. Any kind of treatment you can get, I would take it.
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« Reply #5716 on: January 17, 2011, 04:45:33 AM »
Damn dude, are you on any kind of meds at all? If not then 6 YEARS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, get some now. If you are, then maybe get some better ones.

yeah I'm on Citalopram but it doesnt do too much. I used to take Prozac and I think it was actually more effective. I dunno.

I'm feeling better now anyway, I've just been grinding Castlevania HD for a few hours and had lots of fun doing that. Good old vidya is always there for ya. I went out and shot a few hoops with my roommates too.

I think it's mild alcoholism, I just haven't shaken my teenage drinking habits! I've talked to a few friends since posting here and they are all being very supportive. I'm lucky I guess.

Thanks for everyones kindness here, too.
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« Reply #5717 on: January 17, 2011, 11:08:46 AM »
I got invited to SXSW for the screening of Paul there. Yeeeeeeeeee

Guess I'm going to Austin
hey homeboy, imma be at sxsw.  we should meet up.

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« Reply #5718 on: January 17, 2011, 11:19:53 AM »
 I was trimming up my junk with a trimmer and caught the bottom of mah sack. Looks like this:

..  ..  ..  ..  ..

Didn't hurt but I was a little upset with myself. All trimmed up but my wife thought I went a little too far.
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« Reply #5720 on: January 17, 2011, 12:54:47 PM »
Went out with friends last night. We went to some Japanese joint. One of the people who came invited her mom and sister.

Anyways, we're about to get our food and I ask the sister,"Hey, let me see you hold your chopsticks. What hand do you eat and write with?"

She replies with,"I don't know. Let me ask my mom."

So she ASKS HER MOM RIGHT THERE.

And I just sat there with my mouth open and my eyebrows screwed up. Everyone else was silent.

"How the hell can you be an adult and not know what hand you use? Little children know this."

"I don't know, I forgot!"

Please please tell me this is just an odd case and not a general case of the average person person born in the 90's.
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« Reply #5721 on: January 17, 2011, 01:33:59 PM »
I was trimming up my junk with a trimmer and caught the bottom of mah sack. Looks like this:

..  ..  ..  ..  ..

Didn't hurt but I was a little upset with myself. All trimmed up but my wife thought I went a little too far.
Pics.  I'll tell you if you went to far.  I've gotten in the habit of making it a hairless bunny.


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« Reply #5722 on: January 17, 2011, 01:41:21 PM »
I got invited to SXSW for the screening of Paul there. Yeeeeeeeeee

Guess I'm going to Austin
hey homeboy, imma be at sxsw.  we should meet up.

Might be hard but I'll see what I can work with when March comes around
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« Reply #5723 on: January 17, 2011, 01:47:27 PM »
sweet.  let me know.

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« Reply #5724 on: January 17, 2011, 01:55:40 PM »
I was trimming up my junk with a trimmer and caught the bottom of mah sack. Looks like this:

..  ..  ..  ..  ..

Didn't hurt but I was a little upset with myself. All trimmed up but my wife thought I went a little too far.
Pics.  I'll tell you if you went to far.  I've gotten in the habit of making it a hairless bunny.



I didn't use a razor so it's not completely smooth.
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« Reply #5725 on: January 17, 2011, 01:59:07 PM »
Should have.  Feels amazing. 

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« Reply #5726 on: January 17, 2011, 01:59:29 PM »
Did you show your wife and ask what she thought? "Look hon I'm 18 again"
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« Reply #5727 on: January 17, 2011, 02:13:18 PM »
Should have.  Feels amazing. 
I've done that before and hated the itchiness after. Keeping it close doesn't do that to me. I've been using some baby powder in that area after a shower. I think it's helped a lot.
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« Reply #5728 on: January 17, 2011, 02:20:02 PM »
if you shave it clean, you gotta keep it that way or else you're asking for trouble.  i prefer the feeling of it just trimmed but man it's so much easier to just shave it all off.

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« Reply #5729 on: January 17, 2011, 02:56:08 PM »
Oh god I just remembered February is coming up. Black History month... sigh
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« Reply #5730 on: January 17, 2011, 03:00:17 PM »
8)

make the board colors red, black and white plz
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« Reply #5731 on: January 17, 2011, 03:19:43 PM »
why, himu?

We shouldn't be doing anything that promotes more separation of our races.  I don't care what color some guy was that invented some thing.  I don't care if he had an afro or braids.  smh.  we're all one.

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« Reply #5732 on: January 17, 2011, 03:21:00 PM »
shut the fuck up with that hippie shit  :lol
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« Reply #5733 on: January 17, 2011, 03:22:23 PM »
MAKE ME!  NANA NANA BOO BOO

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« Reply #5734 on: January 17, 2011, 03:26:57 PM »
PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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« Reply #5735 on: January 17, 2011, 04:03:40 PM »
Just remember why I hate online dating.

God damn. time to shut'er down again.

People are just so weird on these sites.

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« Reply #5736 on: January 17, 2011, 04:04:54 PM »
explain, dude.

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« Reply #5737 on: January 17, 2011, 04:15:34 PM »
Ugh, just a few examples.

So I try to follow the old adage of Do Unto Others...

So this girl writes me, and since I would rather have someone right me back and say no thanks politely if they aren't interested, I do the same. So I say thanks for writing, buI don't think you're what I'm looking for right now. Generic, sure, but its better than what most people do.

So she writes me back with this whole long message asking why I don't like her.

Then you get people who write you, and you're interested and it goes well and then all the sudden, nothing. They just don't write you back.

Its distinguished mentally-challenged.

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« Reply #5738 on: January 17, 2011, 04:20:48 PM »
Well she does have a right to know. Just tell her that her tits arent big enough.
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« Reply #5739 on: January 17, 2011, 04:26:41 PM »
 :lol

Tell her "It doesn't really matter.  We don't know each other.  Glad I never did the online dating thing.  I had an OKCupid account for a while but never sent anything out. 

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« Reply #5740 on: January 17, 2011, 04:27:26 PM »
ITS THE WORST

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« Reply #5741 on: January 17, 2011, 04:30:28 PM »
I've never tried it because basically all I've heard are horror stories. People on the internet are insane.
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« Reply #5742 on: January 17, 2011, 04:34:45 PM »
cajole's heard enough of my horror stories to know not to make an account
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« Reply #5743 on: January 17, 2011, 11:22:00 PM »
What is with women?

"Never break up with me?"
"Never leave me."
"Don't fall out of love with me!"

"I can't do that. It's unrealistic and fake. That's not love you just want a relationshp."

*break up with chick*

"Come onnnnnnnnnn, gimme one more chance! I AM serious! See?! I've been reading dictionaries! I'm the smart, well-mannered girl you want!"
"You PROMISED me you'd never leave me!"
"You promised we'd work this out!"
"GET OUT! I HATE YOU! YOU'VE THROWN THIS RELATIONSHIP IN THE GARBAGE."

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #5744 on: January 17, 2011, 11:32:37 PM »
:lol

Tell her "It doesn't really matter.  We don't know each other.  Glad I never did the online dating thing.  I had an OKCupid account for a while but never sent anything out. 

im sitting here at the edge of my seat waiting to see what the end of the quote is going to be!!!
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« Reply #5745 on: January 18, 2011, 12:00:37 AM »
Ugh, just a few examples.

So I try to follow the old adage of Do Unto Others...

So this girl writes me, and since I would rather have someone right me back and say no thanks politely if they aren't interested, I do the same. So I say thanks for writing, buI don't think you're what I'm looking for right now. Generic, sure, but its better than what most people do.

So she writes me back with this whole long message asking why I don't like her.

Then you get people who write you, and you're interested and it goes well and then all the sudden, nothing. They just don't write you back.

Its distinguished mentally-challenged.

Just tell the long-winded bitch, "Yea, this is exactly why I'm not into you."
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« Reply #5746 on: January 18, 2011, 01:02:37 AM »
the girls I know who use okcupid do it for one night stands and shit.  Some in particular are chubs, but apparently they do just fine (but they carry all this guilt about it, it's weird.)  I've contemplated doing the same thing and I know I could do well, but I'd rather beat it then risk the herpes/potential drama. 

as for serious dating, I just find that the girls on the site who look remotely cute/interesting always have their profiles set to "just looking for friends" or something.  the x factor of blind dates freaks me out too.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #5747 on: January 18, 2011, 02:03:21 AM »
i have an okcupid account. had one for a bit over the summer and reactivated it again a bit over a month ago out of pure boredom.

but from what i've heard from a lot of people who have tried online dating and based on my own observations, the only straight people who ever have any success with the site are the crazies and the chubs, and they're quite easy to spot given how transparent they are. i've had alot of exchanges and still get messages a few times a week but nothing ever results from any of it, and if things are going well, once i propose we meet for a drink, most will stop messaging me completely. a date has never resulted from any of it.

but seriously, it's amazing reading profiles and seeing how much shit people are made of. so many women say they're typically at a themed costume party or an opening of some art gallery every friday night...

i guess i'm just too humble and able to admit my stupidity/faults or maybe i'm just that lame?

yea, i am :'(

and now everyone knows it :'(

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« Reply #5748 on: January 18, 2011, 04:52:36 AM »
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Then you get one, she becomes your wife, and you look back on that statement and say, "Eh, guess I was wrong..."  :lol

Does nobody use Eharmony?  I thought that site was supposed to be the best for finding that special someone?
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« Reply #5749 on: January 18, 2011, 05:20:47 AM »
i had a wife  :'(

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« Reply #5750 on: January 18, 2011, 10:40:06 AM »
 :fbm
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« Reply #5751 on: January 18, 2011, 11:09:01 AM »
WTF GOD I CAN'T PLAY DARKSIDERS LIKE THIS

I'm going to be so pissed if this stupid asshole dies in there
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« Reply #5752 on: January 18, 2011, 01:31:34 PM »
What?

Also, I'm witnessing a breakup happen over FB and its GLORIOUS

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« Reply #5753 on: January 18, 2011, 01:41:10 PM »
Link! :hyper
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Philip Cardgage

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« Reply #5754 on: January 18, 2011, 01:41:56 PM »
No, but I'll post excerpts.


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« Reply #5755 on: January 18, 2011, 01:47:47 PM »
Girl
in paris!!! and lovin it!! :)
Yesterday at 10:18am ·

Girl
When your pride is on the floor, i will make you beg for more
Yesterday at 1:13pm
   Boy
    hey call me
    23 hours ago
Girl
ummm NO lol
2 hours ago

Girl
blocked mothasucka!
2 hours ago

Girl
i wasted 4 years of my life!!!
about an hour ago
   Some Dude
    whats that about sweetie
    about an hour ago
Girl
 i wasted my time on a boy who never deserved me in the first place! but its all good. i am happy!!
59 minutes ago

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« Reply #5756 on: January 18, 2011, 01:56:26 PM »
I always thought people knew that Epetitions were useless, till I got an email from the SPCA I volunteer at asking me to sign one.

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« Reply #5757 on: January 18, 2011, 03:37:23 PM »
LOL SHIT GOT INTENSE

Girl

You are a fucking pussy to steal my BB and text my friends in montreal total bullshit about me. YOU COWARD!! small dick piece of shit!! and u wonder why i never wanted to fuck your sorry ass. you are pathtic and i hope u rott in hell and yeah I did fuck the black man!!!!! bitch.
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« Reply #5758 on: January 18, 2011, 03:48:48 PM »
Some comments.

A friend of mine who is a mutual friend

Well, it's good to know.

Girl
sorry-a bit frustrated lol

A friend of mine who is a mutual friend
Understood. But a black man?

Philip Cardgage

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« Reply #5759 on: January 18, 2011, 04:01:03 PM »
I just can't believe how distinguished mentally-challenged some people are.