Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4294856 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5760 on:** January 30, 2011, 01:00:31 AM »

shots fired

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #5761 on:** January 30, 2011, 01:40:37 AM »

So, back with the ex then Himu?

Himu · « **Reply #5762 on:** January 30, 2011, 02:34:01 AM »

new blood until i move

Himu · « **Reply #5763 on:** January 30, 2011, 02:34:51 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on January 30, 2011, 12:57:50 AM

Quote from: Boogie on January 30, 2011, 12:21:44 AM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 29, 2011, 11:55:25 PM
Wet pussy is the greatest thing in the world.

yes?

But dry cheeseburger pussy comes in a close second no doubt Himu?

hey, even that's out of your league.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5764 on:** January 30, 2011, 02:37:19 AM »

So true. I think I could make it in the minor league though. Highschool girls dig older dudes!

Positive Touch · « **Reply #5765 on:** January 31, 2011, 12:31:07 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 29, 2011, 11:55:25 PM

Wet pussy is the greatest thing in the world.

what about cheeseburgers

Himu · « **Reply #5766 on:** January 31, 2011, 01:44:01 AM »

close second

ladyboy cock is third

Barry Egan · « **Reply #5767 on:** January 31, 2011, 03:10:29 AM »

I don't know man, cheeseburgers are so so good.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #5768 on:** January 31, 2011, 06:46:33 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on January 29, 2011, 10:55:11 PM

Quote from: Cormacaroni on January 29, 2011, 10:39:13 PM
Well, it's good to get on that real estate ladder but why force it if prices are too high? Keep your money working in mutual funds or whatever in the meantime.

Well, my thoughts are probably thus:

1) prices are high, but I'm not sure they're ever going to crash or get lower, so I might as well jump in when I can.

2) I don't even like where I'm living and renting now. (apartment in small town out of the way from everything)

3) I'm pretty responsible with my money, but I've already been maxing out my mutual fund investments (limited for tax refund purposes due to my pension) and as such, I'm more likely to spend the money on "fun shit" in the next six months if I don't buy a house. Not that that would be the end of the world, of course. With my existing Mutual Funds + gov't pension, I'm already sitting comfortable for my long term future, regardless of jumping into real estate. I'm just not sure that waiting would end up being more beneficial than buying now when it comes to a house.

But for big purchases, I'm always crazy indecisive anyways, so...

Get the bigger house. That way when President Palin wins in 2012, you can take a few refugees who'll help out with paying for the house.

Boogie · « **Reply #5769 on:** January 31, 2011, 06:15:49 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on January 31, 2011, 06:46:33 AM

Quote from: Boogie on January 29, 2011, 10:55:11 PM
Quote from: Cormacaroni on January 29, 2011, 10:39:13 PM
Well, it's good to get on that real estate ladder but why force it if prices are too high? Keep your money working in mutual funds or whatever in the meantime.

Well, my thoughts are probably thus:

1) prices are high, but I'm not sure they're ever going to crash or get lower, so I might as well jump in when I can.

2) I don't even like where I'm living and renting now. (apartment in small town out of the way from everything)

3) I'm pretty responsible with my money, but I've already been maxing out my mutual fund investments (limited for tax refund purposes due to my pension) and as such, I'm more likely to spend the money on "fun shit" in the next six months if I don't buy a house. Not that that would be the end of the world, of course. With my existing Mutual Funds + gov't pension, I'm already sitting comfortable for my long term future, regardless of jumping into real estate. I'm just not sure that waiting would end up being more beneficial than buying now when it comes to a house.

But for big purchases, I'm always crazy indecisive anyways, so...

Get the bigger house. That way when President Palin wins in 2012, you can take a few refugees who'll help out with paying for the house.

Good point. I wasn't thinking about the long-term implications.

T234 · « **Reply #5770 on:** January 31, 2011, 06:25:48 PM »

Just be sure to tell the refugees not to smoke in your house or else it will be hilarious when your coworkers show up

Boogie · « **Reply #5771 on:** January 31, 2011, 07:45:51 PM »

Quote from: T234 on January 31, 2011, 06:25:48 PM

Just be sure to tell the refugees not to smoke in your house or else it will be hilarious when your coworkers show up

Ya, that probably eliminates 80% of the board right there.

Diunx · « **Reply #5772 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:33:55 PM »

Glad I could help man

Brehvolution · « **Reply #5773 on:** February 01, 2011, 12:35:53 AM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on January 31, 2011, 08:51:01 PM

Thanks for volunteering for graphic design help everyone. Someone who shall remain unnamed on this board banged (emphasis added ) out what i needed for me today. This place is the best

The Bore

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5774 on:** February 01, 2011, 01:47:01 AM »

Glad we could help!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5775 on:** February 01, 2011, 08:40:15 AM »

I woke up from a dream where I got a lapdance from a lithe asian woman and met God who appeared to be in the image of John Noble in character (Walter Bishop). This was all on a mysterious cave on island that has many secrets and was playing out like a game of Myst.

Diunx · « **Reply #5776 on:** February 01, 2011, 08:45:36 AM »

Grant Morrison would write his next masterpiece with that dream.

demi · « **Reply #5777 on:** February 01, 2011, 08:47:35 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 01, 2011, 08:40:15 AM

I woke up from a dream where I got a lapdance from a lithe asian woman and met God who appeared to be in the image of John Noble in character (Walter Bishop). This was all on a mysterious cave on island that has many secrets and was playing out like a game of Myst.

LOST

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5778 on:** February 01, 2011, 08:54:47 AM »

Oh man, I didn't think of LOST. But it was purely in a cave, it could have been LOST 2: LOST FARTHER

Quote from: Diunx on February 01, 2011, 08:45:36 AM

Grant Morrison would write his next masterpiece with that dream.

There was more to the dream but that was the gist of it. Oh and the dream boner I had from the Asian womans lapdance would have been strong enough to pry the hatch in Lost.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #5779 on:** February 01, 2011, 09:11:51 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 01, 2011, 01:47:01 AM

Glad we could help!

(Image removed from quote.)

Amazing job PD

Pictures of Cohen's new product line are up on his blog:

Brehvolution · « **Reply #5780 on:** February 01, 2011, 09:20:05 AM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5781 on:** February 01, 2011, 11:11:28 AM »

was this before or after you fucked the shit out of her

Brehvolution · « **Reply #5782 on:** February 01, 2011, 11:15:29 AM »

Kosma doesn't fuck the shit out of anything. He makes tender love.

demi · « **Reply #5783 on:** February 01, 2011, 11:27:11 AM »

Then tells her it snows in africa too

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5784 on:** February 01, 2011, 11:41:00 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on February 01, 2011, 11:11:28 AM

was this before or after you fucked the shit out of her

Don't you see, thats how he lulls them, thinking he's some unexperienced video game nerd. So when the girl is all

*BAM*, Kosma dick.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5785 on:** February 01, 2011, 11:54:38 AM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on February 01, 2011, 09:11:51 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 01, 2011, 01:47:01 AM
Glad we could help!

(Image removed from quote.)

Amazing job PD

Pictures of Cohen's new product line are up on his blog:

(Image removed from quote.)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5786 on:** February 01, 2011, 12:01:41 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5787 on:** February 01, 2011, 12:04:09 PM »

forgot my robotics homework today, I has planned to meet with the prof for help with it

due tomorrow. :'(

Corporal · « **Reply #5788 on:** February 01, 2011, 02:10:25 PM »

Nostalgia overload.

I've been rummaging through my things since I'll be moving to an apartment soonish. I found the old VHS player and some leftover tapes.

Dad, I know you won't ever read this, but I want to thank you for the Flashdance video in our VHS collection back when I was a wee lad. Oh the things I learned.

(Not really

but just to be sure)

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[close]

Sadly, the player ate the tape in the middle of the movie. Oh well. I was planning to throw it away anyway. $:-\$

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5789 on:** February 01, 2011, 03:58:13 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 01, 2011, 11:54:38 AM

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on February 01, 2011, 09:11:51 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 01, 2011, 01:47:01 AM
Glad we could help!

(Image removed from quote.)

Amazing job PD

Pictures of Cohen's new product line are up on his blog:

(Image removed from quote.)

Can't wait to toss some ice cubes into a glass of that and take a big gulp!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5790 on:** February 01, 2011, 04:07:57 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 01, 2011, 12:04:09 PM

forgot my robotics homework today, I has planned to meet with the prof for help with it due tomorrow. :'(

I guess the sex-bot isn't going to ready tomorrow after all.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #5791 on:** February 01, 2011, 04:12:32 PM »

Snowpocalypse: Midwest Edition rules

lennedsay · « **Reply #5792 on:** February 01, 2011, 04:44:43 PM »

Quote from: The Business on February 01, 2011, 04:37:15 PM

Indeed. I'm snowed in and halfway drunk right now!

Same here brotha!

demi · « **Reply #5793 on:** February 01, 2011, 04:54:23 PM »

Absolutely nothing here, as usual

drew · « **Reply #5794 on:** February 01, 2011, 04:57:21 PM »

im halfway drunk and am about to go wash dishes for five fucking hours

Mupepe · « **Reply #5795 on:** February 01, 2011, 05:15:38 PM »

It's supposed to snow Thursday and Friday here in Houston.

We get snow days here if it's even an inch of snow. Fuck yeah! God bless Texans who don't know how to drive in the snow.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #5796 on:** February 01, 2011, 06:17:41 PM »

Chicago getting double penetrated...hottest blizzard i've ever seen:

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5797 on:** February 01, 2011, 06:19:38 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on February 01, 2011, 04:07:57 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 01, 2011, 12:04:09 PM
forgot my robotics homework today, I has planned to meet with the prof for help with it due tomorrow. :'(

I guess the sex-bot isn't going to ready tomorrow after all.

Actually I lucked out and there was still a temp file of it on the schools computer.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #5798 on:** February 01, 2011, 10:22:28 PM »

this snow would be awesome if i was a salaried worker, but right now i'm like :'(

least i get to make some progress on finishing bayonetta, right guys $:-\$

Himu · « **Reply #5799 on:** February 02, 2011, 12:55:44 AM »

Being an only child sucks balls.

Being that I'm an only child, I sometimes really worry about my parents since I'm so far away from them. Sometimes I wish I had a sibling if only because there would be someone to take care of my mom and dad back home, but Houston isn't for me. Is it better to pursue one's dreams and desert your family or stay in your hometown feeling miserable? I guess that's one of life's many questions.

I'm moving to NYC in a few weeks and may even end up in DC next year to work with my cousin at his business. Houston is far away from home and my dad's health continues to deteriorate. Every time my mom says he's not feeling well on the phone, my heart skips a beat. Not only for him but also for my mom. I don't want my mother living alone.

I guess this is what we call life?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5800 on:** February 02, 2011, 01:06:44 AM »

Mupepe will take care of them, don't worry

TEEEPO · « **Reply #5801 on:** February 02, 2011, 01:07:11 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 02, 2011, 12:55:44 AM

Being an only child sucks balls.

Being that I'm an only child, I sometimes really worry about my parents since I'm so far away from them. Sometimes I wish I had a sibling if only because there would be someone to take care of my mom and dad back home, but Houston isn't for me. Is it better to pursue one's dreams and desert your family or stay in your hometown feeling miserable? I guess that's one of life's many questions.

I'm moving to NYC in a few weeks and may even end up in DC next year to work with my cousin at his business. Houston is far away from home and my dad's health continues to deteriorate. Every time my mom says he's not feeling well on the phone, my heart skips a beat. Not only for him but also for my mom. I don't want my mother living alone.

I guess this is what we call life?

way to sound like an only child...

Himu · « **Reply #5802 on:** February 02, 2011, 01:07:20 AM »

In any case, I just don't see any tangible benefits to being or having an only child.

Himu · « **Reply #5803 on:** February 02, 2011, 01:07:53 AM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on February 02, 2011, 01:07:11 AM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 02, 2011, 12:55:44 AM
Being an only child sucks balls.

Being that I'm an only child, I sometimes really worry about my parents since I'm so far away from them. Sometimes I wish I had a sibling if only because there would be someone to take care of my mom and dad back home, but Houston isn't for me. Is it better to pursue one's dreams and desert your family or stay in your hometown feeling miserable? I guess that's one of life's many questions.

I'm moving to NYC in a few weeks and may even end up in DC next year to work with my cousin at his business. Houston is far away from home and my dad's health continues to deteriorate. Every time my mom says he's not feeling well on the phone, my heart skips a beat. Not only for him but also for my mom. I don't want my mother living alone.

I guess this is what we call life?

way to sound like an only child...

damn right

demi · « **Reply #5804 on:** February 02, 2011, 08:04:46 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 02, 2011, 01:07:20 AM

In any case, I just don't see any tangible benefits to being or having an only child.

uh, i'm not an only child and i feel the same way because the other sibling isnt fit for the job.

demi · « **Reply #5805 on:** February 02, 2011, 08:05:16 AM »

Also, I dont have to go in today until Noon. NOON! :eek

What a wussy blizzard. News hyping up shit as usual.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5806 on:** February 02, 2011, 10:54:04 AM »

Yeah, Himu. I'll take care of them. I love your mom

demi · « **Reply #5807 on:** February 02, 2011, 12:19:43 PM »

I go in to the office and only 1 other person is there... so yeah, free day!

bork · « **Reply #5808 on:** February 02, 2011, 12:58:39 PM »

Alll moved into the new place, but there's still some work to be done. Also experiencing some internet issues, which is really fucking annoying. Gonna call up AT&T and bitch if I can't get it resolved by the end of the week.

Plus now that I have a living room of my own, I'm trying to do some streaming and having all sorts of problems. Can't figure out if it's related to the internet problems I'm having or if PS3 Media Server just sucks.

Quote from: demi on February 02, 2011, 08:04:46 AM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 02, 2011, 01:07:20 AM
In any case, I just don't see any tangible benefits to being or having an only child.

uh, i'm not an only child and i feel the same way because the other sibling isnt fit for the job.

Yeah Himu...my grandfather lives by himself in an assisted-living home, but he still requires some care from relatives. My mother will go out of her way to help him, and another Aunt who lives in another city will come in from time to time to help too, but the other aunt, who lives close by? She doesn't do jack shit, and always tries to get out of taking care of her own father. And we're just talking about stuff like making him dinner, nothing else.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5809 on:** February 02, 2011, 01:05:55 PM »

white stripes

bork · « **Reply #5810 on:** February 02, 2011, 01:18:22 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on February 02, 2011, 01:05:55 PM

white stripes

EDIT: Break-up?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #5811 on:** February 02, 2011, 02:28:28 PM »

Do you have a cold, Business?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #5812 on:** February 02, 2011, 02:34:32 PM »

Banged in today thinking the worst. 8-12 inches of snow turned out to be maybe 2 at the most. Fucking weatherman.

Doing some work from home now so all is not lost and I don't have to burn a whole day.

Watchguard VPN

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #5813 on:** February 02, 2011, 02:38:42 PM »

I've been trapped in the ice and snow for two days. I haven't been able to make into work for the past two days. Fortunately my boss is understanding.

When I was in retail hell a decade ago, we had 12" of snowfall and couldn't make it to work. The end result for me was that they cut my hours to just two days a week for a month because they didn't believe I could make it into work either. It was pathetic, so I feel for you The Business.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5814 on:** February 02, 2011, 02:41:40 PM »

We've been getting hammered in the North East. I've honestly done enough shoveling to last me three years. But on the bright side there's been a bunch of cool photographic opportunities. Here's a panorama shot of my father standing in front of a Target snow mound

Brehvolution · « **Reply #5815 on:** February 02, 2011, 02:46:42 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 02, 2011, 02:41:40 PM

We've been getting hammered in the North East. I've honestly done enough shoveling to last me three years. But on the bright side there's been a bunch of cool photographic opportunities. Here's a panorama shot of my father standing in front of a Target snow mound

[img]http://i.imgur.com/KD4I5.jpg[img]

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #5816 on:** February 02, 2011, 02:48:06 PM »

Quote from: The Business on February 02, 2011, 02:35:30 PM

Haha. No. But road conditions are preventing me from getting anywhere right now.

Haha, sorry, that was an incredibly stupid post inspired by how you spelled My as By. I don't remember, or can't believe, I've hit the "post" button.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #5817 on:** February 02, 2011, 02:55:37 PM »

Quote from: The Business on February 02, 2011, 02:35:30 PM

Haha. No. But road conditions are preventing me from getting anywhere right now. I tried driving around the block in my RWD BMW 325i and got stuck climbing the most minuscule of hills. I called my boss and told him I wouldn't be able to make the 30 mile drive to work. I explained to him that the roads hadn't been plowed and they were dangerous and I didn't want to risk getting stuck halfway between here and there with nothing but the clothes I had on. He asked me where I lived and I told him and he said he lived there too and that the roads were plowed and he had no trouble so he didn't know what I was talking about. It's complete bullshit. I understand he has a business to run but to imply that I was lying, especially since I have never tried to skate out of work before, is insulting.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #5818 on:** February 02, 2011, 02:59:59 PM »

I did try to go into work earlier today but stopped and turned around when I had difficulty maintaining control of my vehicle at 5-10 mph.

I'm going to go in and check into a hotel tonight so I can go to work for the next couple of days. I doubt I can actually drive on the street I'm on until Saturday, when it is supposed to get into the 30s.

Shit sucks.

Diunx · « **Reply #5819 on:** February 02, 2011, 03:35:05 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on February 02, 2011, 01:05:55 PM

white stripes

They were still together?

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