Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4294865 times)

Boogie · « **Reply #5820 on:** February 02, 2011, 07:01:51 PM »

Ya, put me in the "huh? Haven't they been broke up for years?" camp.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5821 on:** February 02, 2011, 07:06:40 PM »

They had been doing some shows, and they just had an awesome live album that came out last year. And there was always just a sort of assumption that they'd record another album once Jack was done with the Dead Weather (who sucks).

Maximus · « **Reply #5822 on:** February 02, 2011, 07:59:13 PM »

Quote from: The Business on February 02, 2011, 02:35:30 PM

Haha. No. But road conditions are preventing me from getting anywhere right now. I tried driving around the block in my RWD BMW 325i and got stuck climbing the most minuscule of hills. I called my boss and told him I wouldn't be able to make the 30 mile drive to work. I explained to him that the roads hadn't been plowed and they were dangerous and I didn't want to risk getting stuck halfway between here and there with nothing but the clothes I had on. He asked me where I lived and I told him and he said he lived there too and that the roads were plowed and he had no trouble so he didn't know what I was talking about. It's complete bullshit. I understand he has a business to run but to imply that I was lying, especially since I have never tried to skate out of work before, is insulting.

Does he know you drive a RWD drive BMW? Because only someone who knows absolutely nothing about cars (or a complete ass) would expect you to drive that in the snow.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #5823 on:** February 02, 2011, 11:05:07 PM »

I need to stop browsing Facebook at night itme I always get wicked depressed at not seeing my friends from college for like a year and that they all live like 1 to 2 hours away from me. $:-\$

etiolate · « **Reply #5824 on:** February 02, 2011, 11:57:08 PM »

To celebrate chinese new years I bought Panda Express food

don't tell CG

demi · « **Reply #5825 on:** February 03, 2011, 11:07:57 AM »

I have to decide if I want Health/Dental insurance or keep the extra money

America :usa

Mupepe · « **Reply #5826 on:** February 03, 2011, 11:11:26 AM »

keep the extra money. you seem like a healthy lad.

demi · « **Reply #5827 on:** February 03, 2011, 11:13:54 AM »

Yeah I was gonna go Dental since I've been there in the past two years more than I have a hospital... and I need my sexy teeth, bones can fix itself

And of course this year I will probably get Cancer or something

Mupepe · « **Reply #5828 on:** February 03, 2011, 11:20:24 AM »

eh, let your teeth fall out. no one likes teeth during a bj.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5829 on:** February 03, 2011, 11:59:26 AM »

how old are you Demi? If you're younger than 26 can't you get on your mom's insurance (if she has it)?

drew · « **Reply #5830 on:** February 03, 2011, 12:20:23 PM »

i would take the health but then again i am a junkie scumbag

demi · « **Reply #5831 on:** February 03, 2011, 01:55:02 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2011, 11:59:26 AM

how old are you Demi? If you're younger than 26 can't you get on your mom's insurance (if she has it)?

I turn 26 this year, wouldnt be worth the effort anyway.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #5832 on:** February 03, 2011, 02:11:17 PM »

I'd get dental and medical. You never know when you might need it. Losing a little dough now is better than possibly bankrupting yourself due to health concerns.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2011, 11:59:26 AM

how old are you Demi? If you're younger than 26 can't you get on your mom's insurance (if she has it)?

Don't you have to be a student for that?

etiolate · « **Reply #5833 on:** February 03, 2011, 02:13:46 PM »

There are certain clauses where you can stay on your parent's insurances longer. I think they are school, disabilities or if you are not living on your own. I am not sure of this though.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5834 on:** February 03, 2011, 02:17:12 PM »

demi is in a wheelchair so he qualifies

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #5835 on:** February 03, 2011, 02:18:53 PM »

There is more to it than just being in a wheelchair, at least in the state of Washington. Having a job and employer-provided health insurance would negate eligibility here. Disability services tend to be for those who are unable to work.

I actually deal with the state disability office a whole with my job. They're really cracking down on eligibility due to budget cuts.

demi · « **Reply #5836 on:** February 03, 2011, 02:27:17 PM »

I dont live with my parents anymore either.

I might just sit a year out and see what happens... then hop on board if I am still here next round.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5837 on:** February 03, 2011, 02:37:17 PM »

You really can't do much besides sit, can you Sport?

demi · « **Reply #5838 on:** February 03, 2011, 02:40:26 PM »

I can still use my arms and put them in things, fist to elbow

Mupepe · « **Reply #5839 on:** February 03, 2011, 02:46:38 PM »

Got any pics to prove it?

demi · « **Reply #5840 on:** February 03, 2011, 02:49:33 PM »

Send to receive

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #5841 on:** February 03, 2011, 02:53:09 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on February 03, 2011, 02:50:18 PM

What kind of asshole microwaves fish at work?

I microwaved curry today. Fortunately you can't tell.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #5842 on:** February 03, 2011, 04:16:23 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on February 03, 2011, 02:50:18 PM

What kind of asshole microwaves fish at work?

The same asshole who burns the popcorn.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #5843 on:** February 03, 2011, 08:53:34 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on February 02, 2011, 02:59:59 PM

I did try to go into work earlier today but stopped and turned around when I had difficulty maintaining control of my vehicle at 5-10 mph.

I'm going to go in and check into a hotel tonight so I can go to work for the next couple of days. I doubt I can actually drive on the street I'm on until Saturday, when it is supposed to get into the 30s.

Shit sucks.

Update: Yesterday I said "fuck it" and went right through the ice. Came close to losing control but I made it. I checked into a hotel where I will remain there until Saturday. Tomorrow and Saturday are to be in the mid 30s. So everything should be clear enough for me to go back.

Fortunately my boss was understanding so there were no worries. Like The Business, I had bosses in the past were complete pricks about me being snowed in. I suppose their mentality is that they assume that you're trying to pull a fast one but if you've had great attendance and do a good job, how the fuck they can assume that you're trying to pull some shit because it snows is beyond me. Dumbasses.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5844 on:** February 03, 2011, 09:31:41 PM »

You don't have to be a student to be covered under your parents insurance; but since he's 26 I guess it doesn't matter I guess. Dunno if it stops at 26 or when you turn 27

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5845 on:** February 04, 2011, 02:11:01 AM »

I just spent an hour on this bug.

what I wanted

Quote

lookup(Key, [(Key,Value)|_], Value).
lookup(Key, [_|L], Value) :-
lookup(Key, L, Value).

what I had

Quote

lookup(Key, [(Key,Value)|_], Value).
lookup(Key, [_|L], Value) : -
lookup(Key, L, Value).

Corporal · « **Reply #5846 on:** February 04, 2011, 03:18:17 AM »

Father_Mike, is that a functional programming language?

My condolences. Hunting down that one missing whitespace or even better, extended character that looks just like a normal space but isn't, has brought lesser men to the brink of anarchy.

demi · « **Reply #5847 on:** February 04, 2011, 09:33:12 AM »

Decided to get covered both Medical and Dental... I feel so protected. Time to eat candy and play with knives

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #5848 on:** February 04, 2011, 11:07:30 AM »

Quote from: demi on February 04, 2011, 09:33:12 AM

Decided to get covered both Medical and Dental... I feel so protected.

Good call. You probably won't use your medical, but better safe than sorry.

Quote

Time to eat candy and play with knives

Yeah!!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5849 on:** February 04, 2011, 11:46:35 AM »

Quote from: Corporal on February 04, 2011, 03:18:17 AM

Father_Mike, is that a functional programming language?

My condolences. Hunting down that one missing whitespace or even better, extended character that looks just like a normal space but isn't, has brought lesser men to the brink of anarchy.

No, it's prolog which is a logical pogramming language.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5850 on:** February 04, 2011, 12:49:05 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 04, 2011, 09:33:12 AM

Decided to get covered both Medical and Dental... I feel so protected. Time to eat candy and play with knives

come to michigan for your dental appointments

demi · « **Reply #5851 on:** February 04, 2011, 02:14:59 PM »

My dentist is white, I feel no need to change at this point

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5852 on:** February 04, 2011, 03:28:32 PM »

I'm really thinking about buying the Garp P.O.P statue. I wanted the Shanks one but I can't find it in stock anywhere.

Where should I buy it from?

http://www.play-asia.com/Portrait_Of_Pirates_POP_Excellent_Model_One_Piece_Series_NEODX_1/paOS-13-71-8x-49-en-70-3yj7.html

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5853 on:** February 04, 2011, 04:07:04 PM »

Because Garp is awesome.

Diunx · « **Reply #5854 on:** February 04, 2011, 06:35:05 PM »

Nothing wrong with that.

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #5855 on:** February 04, 2011, 07:06:25 PM »

Senior Prom at... college? We'll see how it goes, I'll upload pic's. if there are some winners.

Boogie · « **Reply #5856 on:** February 05, 2011, 12:52:53 AM »

It was three years ago today (well shit, it's past midnight. YESTERDAY) that I got my badge and officially became a Mountie.

Damn it's been a quick three years. And so much shit I've done. A Federal election, a Winter Olympic Games in Whistler, a G8/G20, a visit from the Queen. Crazy shit.

Boogie · « **Reply #5857 on:** February 05, 2011, 01:17:56 AM »

I'm going to say 75. Just a guess tho.

edit: love the True Grit avy, btw.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5858 on:** February 05, 2011, 10:03:24 AM »

Quote from: The Business on February 05, 2011, 12:54:52 AM

How many times have you had sex in the last three years?

He got a visit from the queen, but he didn't say whether she put out.

demi · « **Reply #5859 on:** February 05, 2011, 10:23:10 AM »

Quote from: The Business on February 05, 2011, 12:54:52 AM

How many times have you had sex in the last three years?

drew · « **Reply #5860 on:** February 05, 2011, 11:24:23 AM »

you really shouldnt be laughing at something like that, demi

Himu · « **Reply #5861 on:** February 05, 2011, 12:15:26 PM »

Canada has a queen?!?!?!??!?!?!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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drew · « **Reply #5862 on:** February 05, 2011, 12:29:57 PM »

they might as well given their silly gun laws

Boogie · « **Reply #5863 on:** February 05, 2011, 12:42:45 PM »

Quote from: drew on February 05, 2011, 11:24:23 AM

you really shouldnt be laughing at something like that, demi

Sure he should. Because it was funny.

drew · « **Reply #5864 on:** February 05, 2011, 01:39:40 PM »

no, he shouldnt, because hes a virgin, thats the joke, jesus christ

demi · « **Reply #5865 on:** February 05, 2011, 02:18:31 PM »

I laugh at myself

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #5866 on:** February 05, 2011, 02:27:08 PM »

FUCK YOU WOLVERHAMPTON

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5867 on:** February 05, 2011, 08:15:24 PM »

Almost got GilloD'd

Was at the library tired as fuck after a long walk through the snow, and had to take a piss. I was looking at the ceiling about to take the leak when I realized I had put my hand down my boxers and pulled the third leg out the fly without unzipping my pants. Almost peed right through my Sean Johns

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5868 on:** February 06, 2011, 12:02:10 AM »

NOOOOOOO Wiskeyjack

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5869 on:** February 06, 2011, 12:05:26 AM »

weird sex was weird last night

Positive Touch · « **Reply #5870 on:** February 06, 2011, 12:07:26 AM »

was it gay??

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5871 on:** February 06, 2011, 12:12:12 AM »

The things you can do with scarves!

cool breeze · « **Reply #5872 on:** February 06, 2011, 12:15:48 AM »

You know those dressing rooms that are just one giant room? what's up with that? I was trying on some pants and this guy and his son just starting beating on me. they took my mints but left my old cellphone. I'm a man so I didn't scream for help, not even when the kid was stomping on my balls, but still, what the fuck.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5873 on:** February 06, 2011, 12:33:35 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 06, 2011, 12:02:10 AM

NOOOOOOO Wiskeyjack

thanks for spoiling malazan bastard

spoiler (click to show/hide)

i'll probably never read it anyway tho

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Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #5874 on:** February 06, 2011, 07:09:12 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on February 05, 2011, 12:52:53 AM

It was three years ago today (well shit, it's past midnight. YESTERDAY) that I got my badge and officially became a Mountie.

Damn it's been a quick three years. And so much shit I've done. A Federal election, a Winter Olympic Games in Whistler, a G8/G20, a visit from the Queen. Crazy shit.

Congrats, sir

Most of my friends and friends of friends with BAs can hardly find shit, let alone a high paying job they enjoy that allows them to provide security for integral world events.

Robo · « **Reply #5875 on:** February 06, 2011, 10:59:26 AM »

Quote from: Linkzg on February 06, 2011, 12:15:48 AM

You know those dressing rooms that are just one giant room? what's up with that? I was trying on some pants and this guy and his son just starting beating on me. they took my mints but left my old cellphone. I'm a man so I didn't scream for help, not even when the kid was stomping on my balls, but still, what the fuck.

What the fuck?

Himu · « **Reply #5876 on:** February 06, 2011, 11:01:33 AM »

why didn't you defend yourself, link? you're persian, right? You should have said you'd swear jihad against them.

cool breeze · « **Reply #5877 on:** February 06, 2011, 11:45:58 AM »

Quote from: The Business on February 06, 2011, 03:00:13 AM

Quote from: Linkzg on February 06, 2011, 12:15:48 AM
You know those dressing rooms that are just one giant room? what's up with that? I was trying on some pants and this guy and his son just starting beating on me. they took my mints but left my old cellphone. I'm a man so I didn't scream for help, not even when the kid was stomping on my balls, but still, what the fuck.

What the fuck?

I was trying to guess Brandnew's sex story

My life doesn't get that interesting. The most interesting thing to happen to me in the past month was drinking coffee for the first time in half a decade. I'm so awake right now and getting work done faster than an asian kid.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5878 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:08:52 AM »

Had sex with a 33 year old woman tonight. 'twas crazy

demi · « **Reply #5879 on:** February 07, 2011, 07:44:18 AM »

Masturbated to a 21 year old fucking a 55 year old fat man, twas crazy

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