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« Reply #6000 on: February 05, 2011, 11:24:23 AM »
you really shouldnt be laughing at something like that, demi

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« Reply #6001 on: February 05, 2011, 12:15:26 PM »
Canada has a queen?!?!?!??!?!?!

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« Reply #6002 on: February 05, 2011, 12:29:57 PM »
they might as well given their silly gun laws

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« Reply #6003 on: February 05, 2011, 12:42:45 PM »
you really shouldnt be laughing at something like that, demi

Sure he should.  Because it was funny.
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« Reply #6004 on: February 05, 2011, 01:39:40 PM »
no, he shouldnt, because hes a virgin, thats the joke, jesus christ

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« Reply #6005 on: February 05, 2011, 02:18:31 PM »
I laugh at myself
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« Reply #6006 on: February 05, 2011, 02:27:08 PM »
FUCK YOU WOLVERHAMPTON
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« Reply #6007 on: February 05, 2011, 08:15:24 PM »
Almost got GilloD'd

Was at the library tired as fuck after a long walk through the snow, and had to take a piss. I was looking at the ceiling about to take the leak when I realized I had put my hand down my boxers and pulled the third leg out the fly without unzipping my pants. Almost peed right through my Sean Johns
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« Reply #6008 on: February 06, 2011, 12:02:10 AM »
NOOOOOOO Wiskeyjack :(
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« Reply #6009 on: February 06, 2011, 12:05:26 AM »
weird sex was weird last night
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« Reply #6010 on: February 06, 2011, 12:07:26 AM »
was it gay??
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« Reply #6011 on: February 06, 2011, 12:12:12 AM »
The things you can do with scarves!
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« Reply #6012 on: February 06, 2011, 12:15:48 AM »
You know those dressing rooms that are just one giant room?  what's up with that? I was trying on some pants and this guy and his son just starting beating on me.  they took my mints but left my old cellphone.  I'm a man so I didn't scream for help, not even when the kid was stomping on my balls, but still, what the fuck.

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« Reply #6013 on: February 06, 2011, 12:33:35 AM »
NOOOOOOO Wiskeyjack :(

thanks for spoiling malazan bastard

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« Reply #6014 on: February 06, 2011, 07:09:12 AM »
It was three years ago today (well shit, it's past midnight.  YESTERDAY) that I got my badge and officially became a Mountie.

Damn it's been a quick three years.  And so much shit I've done.  A Federal election, a Winter Olympic Games in Whistler, a G8/G20, a visit from the Queen.  Crazy shit. :rock

Congrats, sir :rock

Most of my friends and friends of friends with BAs can hardly find shit, let alone a high paying job they enjoy that allows them to provide security for integral world events.
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« Reply #6015 on: February 06, 2011, 10:59:26 AM »
You know those dressing rooms that are just one giant room?  what's up with that? I was trying on some pants and this guy and his son just starting beating on me.  they took my mints but left my old cellphone.  I'm a man so I didn't scream for help, not even when the kid was stomping on my balls, but still, what the fuck.

What the fuck?
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« Reply #6016 on: February 06, 2011, 11:01:33 AM »
why didn't you defend yourself, link? you're persian, right? You should have said you'd swear jihad against them.
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« Reply #6017 on: February 06, 2011, 11:45:58 AM »
You know those dressing rooms that are just one giant room?  what's up with that? I was trying on some pants and this guy and his son just starting beating on me.  they took my mints but left my old cellphone.  I'm a man so I didn't scream for help, not even when the kid was stomping on my balls, but still, what the fuck.

What the fuck?

I was trying to guess Brandnew's sex story


My life doesn't get that interesting.  The most interesting thing to happen to me in the past month was drinking coffee for the first time in half a decade.  I'm so awake right now and getting work done faster than an asian kid.
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« Reply #6018 on: February 07, 2011, 05:08:52 AM »
Had sex with a 33 year old woman tonight.  'twas crazy
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« Reply #6019 on: February 07, 2011, 07:44:18 AM »
Masturbated to a 21 year old fucking a 55 year old fat man, twas crazy
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« Reply #6020 on: February 07, 2011, 09:02:08 AM »
Had sex with a 33 year old woman tonight.  'twas crazy

Nothing wrong with a stroll through cougar town. Think it's a one time deal or maybe a fwb?
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« Reply #6021 on: February 07, 2011, 09:06:09 AM »
33 is a cougar?   I guess we're going by the bangbros definition of milf- anyone who looks older than 18. 

Nice work, Brandnew.  Hope it was fun!

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« Reply #6022 on: February 07, 2011, 09:09:33 AM »
Well, she is 10+ years older than he is so maybe to him?
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« Reply #6023 on: February 07, 2011, 12:15:21 PM »
Had sex with a 33 year old woman tonight.  'twas crazy

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« Reply #6024 on: February 07, 2011, 12:19:13 PM »
Fake.

Brand New is one of those dudes who said he wants to lose his virginity to someone special right?
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« Reply #6025 on: February 07, 2011, 12:21:14 PM »
33yo sounds special to me. He probably consoled her after the Steelers lost last night
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« Reply #6026 on: February 07, 2011, 12:22:49 PM »
Brand New  was raped

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« Reply #6027 on: February 07, 2011, 12:24:25 PM »
Found a new pic of Brand New



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« Reply #6028 on: February 07, 2011, 12:28:56 PM »
Fake.

Brand New is one of those dudes who said he wants to lose his virginity to someone special right?

That's almost always an excuse for why they haven't had sex yet.  Then they do it once and and think they're black dynamite.

Same goes for prudes in high school that act offended about drinking and drugs, then they enter college and party like mad.  As if teenagers have any real values lol.
 
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« Reply #6029 on: February 07, 2011, 02:10:03 PM »
OH FELLOW BOREIANS I AM IN A SITUATION OF DIRE EXIGENCE!!!



So here's the DL, the skinny and I'm going to play it straightforward for you fine folks,

Picture the Fall of 2009. I was still an angry and remorseful sort after the breakup that left me shattered. The Summer that just swooned by had been an incredible three months where I met an exotic Godess, but who left back to her home country in September. So as soon as the trees started their ritual rusting, my elated personality started to break apart.

I was in a nighttime Creative Writing class at the time, and spent my lunch time at a cafe, drinking a large Chai tea and working on whatever project I had for that week. They made a great Chai and the terasse outside was quite comfortable, but I mostly enjoyed the banter with one particular Barista.

Tall and slender, red hair, a light dash or freckles and insanely deep brown eyes. She smiled constantly, which made me attracted to her even more since she was an exact contradiction to the person I had become. Solem and introverted.

Once the Rugby season was over, I went back to training dogs at the SPCA (during season, we train 3 nights a week and play every Saturday, my schedule didn't make it easy for me to take on any extra work). The first day back, as though I was living in some existential daydream, there she was! As it happened, she joined the program during the Summer.

We talked quite often when we saw each other, but I never took it anywhere because I didn't think it fair. I also found out she had a boyfriend, so I let it be. She left in the Winter and I never saw her again.

Until now,

Back from studying abroad, she has taken on a full time job as a receptionist at the SPCA. As my cousin who shares the same social circle has informed me, much to my delight, she is also very single.

But here I am, my life in such flux, that I dare not pursue her again, even given this second chance. I had been contemplating leaving the country, having never lived anywhere but Montreal. But now, as I'm getting ready to leave, I have a possible reason to stay.

Alas, I'm undecided and woefully terrified of any decision I need make.

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Met a girl, she had a BF. She took of for a good while, now she's back and single but I'm not sure if I should pursue since I'm thinking about leaving the country.
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« Reply #6030 on: February 07, 2011, 02:15:01 PM »
Just give it a shot.  You can still look at leaving while you guys aren't too serious.  If something really develops between you two, the decision to stay or go shouldn't be that hard.  No point in passing up a chance for no good reason.  Seriously, you have no reason to pass it up. 

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« Reply #6031 on: February 07, 2011, 02:17:14 PM »
Well its not only the whole leaving thing, I suppose. After my ex, I bounced from girl to girl to girl for 2 years never wanting a real relationship, as much as I thought that at first.

But I'm seeing this girl as something more serious, and I just don't think I'm ready yet.

Woe is me.

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« Reply #6032 on: February 07, 2011, 02:20:39 PM »
Only one way to find out if you're ready IMO.  Get to know her a bit better.  You should figure out pretty quickly if it's what you want.

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« Reply #6033 on: February 07, 2011, 02:24:41 PM »
put it in her butt
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« Reply #6034 on: February 07, 2011, 02:25:37 PM »
That's true in some ways, but my problem is I think because of the rejection I suffered from my ex, (and I've observed myself doing this) I tend to chase a girl, completely intent on having it serious, but once I get them interested in something serious with me, I bail. I think I just crave the feeling of being wanted and bail out before that changes. But I can say, none of the other girls meant as much to me as this girl does. My ex and I hit it off right away when we met and I have the same chemistry with this girl, where with others girls, its always awkward and I feel like I have to force myself to be comfortable.

put it in her butt

Well, that's phase 2, demi.

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« Reply #6035 on: February 07, 2011, 02:35:49 PM »
To be honest, I don't think that's unique.  I think a lot of guys are like that.  I used to feel smothered as soon as I had her where I thought I wanted her and I'd use that excuse to bail out.  But then all of a sudden I met a girl where I didn't feel like bailing out.  I just liked her on a different level.  It's just the game.  Girls play it too.  You won't know unless you try.

In the end, it still comes down to the fact that you don't have a good excuse not to do this.  As long as you aren't a dick and you don't deceive her or lead her on there's no reason not to try. 

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« Reply #6036 on: February 07, 2011, 02:48:24 PM »
Yeah, you're completely right. More comes out of trying and failing then not trying at all.

You're a good man, Mups.

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« Reply #6037 on: February 07, 2011, 03:14:09 PM »
in her butt
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« Reply #6038 on: February 07, 2011, 03:14:48 PM »
 :D

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« Reply #6039 on: February 07, 2011, 03:26:05 PM »
Go for it, what's the worst thing that could happen? ginger children?
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« Reply #6040 on: February 07, 2011, 03:27:01 PM »
Go for it, what's the worts thing that could happen? ginger children?

Worst Case Scenario: Ginger Son

Best Case Scenario: Ginger Daughter
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« Reply #6041 on: February 07, 2011, 03:30:23 PM »
Go for it, what's the worts thing that could happen? ginger children?

Yes, worts would be pretty bad ;)

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« Reply #6042 on: February 07, 2011, 03:32:20 PM »
Go for it, what's the worts thing that could happen? ginger children?

Yes, worts would be pretty bad ;)

Learned a new word I guess :yuck
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« Reply #6043 on: February 07, 2011, 03:53:36 PM »
So yeah, was feeling bummed and drunk about the super bowl.  Got home, this woman called me to tell me she was sorry about the game.  We met at a cafe a few days ago, I work in the offices on the second floor.  She just moved here.  I just ask if she wants to watch a movie, she comes over, we start watching the movie and start making out.  Great kisser, got tongue for days.  I was feeling pretty daring (I was still kind of drunk) so I don't even really ask and I pull it out.  She took it from there.

It was cool, but I don't think I want to make it a habit to sleep with older women haha
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« Reply #6044 on: February 07, 2011, 03:56:51 PM »
fucking bullshit  :lol

my gaydar is going off hard no homo
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« Reply #6045 on: February 07, 2011, 04:01:19 PM »
hey, it happened *shrugs*

and yeah she seems to be...slumming it puts it nicely haha.  Well whatever, I think she had fun regardless. 
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« Reply #6046 on: February 07, 2011, 04:03:39 PM »
fucking bullshit  :lol

my gaydar is going off hard no homo

Preeeeetty much
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« Reply #6047 on: February 07, 2011, 04:08:06 PM »
how long did you last?  what were the tits like?

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« Reply #6048 on: February 07, 2011, 04:12:44 PM »
She knew what a "movie" meant.

Just don't ever ask her to pick you up from the mall.

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« Reply #6049 on: February 07, 2011, 04:15:12 PM »
I lasted about 20-30 minutes I think...her tits were great, her nipples almost immediately got hard when I started to play with them.  I can't complain, it was a fun experience.  
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« Reply #6050 on: February 07, 2011, 04:17:12 PM »
shaved or unshaved? 

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« Reply #6051 on: February 07, 2011, 04:17:34 PM »
did she start with a bj, or did you just stick it in the vag immediately
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« Reply #6052 on: February 07, 2011, 04:18:13 PM »
trimmed, landing strip

she started with a blowjob.  really great at it, she didn't have a gag reflex.  Went completely down on it, kept it there for 5 seconds or so.  it was omfg
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« Reply #6053 on: February 07, 2011, 04:18:41 PM »
How was her ass?
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« Reply #6054 on: February 07, 2011, 04:19:24 PM »
you know she has a FB.  at least hook us up with a pic.

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« Reply #6055 on: February 07, 2011, 04:22:04 PM »
The puling it out makes me suspicious of this story.
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« Reply #6056 on: February 07, 2011, 04:22:15 PM »

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« Reply #6058 on: February 07, 2011, 04:31:44 PM »
I'm imagining BrandNew's scarf windmilling, comically, and kazoo sounds as the cougar went down on him
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