Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4296976 times)

Raban · « **Reply #6300 on:** March 07, 2011, 09:11:55 PM »

Man, this is a depressing page.

Himu · « **Reply #6301 on:** March 07, 2011, 09:16:09 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2011, 08:47:24 PM

aw poor baby, want teh lady to make you a bowl of yickin woodle soop?

Be a man

pretty funny coming from a dude has yet to let his manhood shoot into the beautiful wet hole of a woman's womb.

Mupepe · « **Reply #6302 on:** March 07, 2011, 09:21:16 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on March 07, 2011, 08:45:03 PM

Well whatever, hope they're happy together.

And I stopped "looking" for someone, hoping that old adage was true, and yeah, things do seem to fall in to my life, but they just don't to work out. Its getting kind of annoying.

Its completely evident how lonely I am now that I'm sick too. No one is checking in on me or anything. Everyone is too busy with adulthood. I suppose after 8 years, autonomy is a hard thing to acquire.

hey bro, if I still had your number I'd check up on you

But really, not looking and focusing on other things is the right thing to do. I'm not condoning being oblivious and passing up opportunities because you're not paying attention, just not making it a focus of your life. I have lots of friends who focus day in and day out on finding someone and they seem to be the most miserable.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6303 on:** March 07, 2011, 10:15:40 PM »

Be yourself. Do what you do. It will happen when you least expect.

/old man

My step dad once told me, "You'll never meet someone you'd marry at a bar."

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6304 on:** March 07, 2011, 10:21:00 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on March 07, 2011, 10:15:40 PM

My step dad once told me, "You'll never meet someone you'd marry at a bar."

I like this, though it`s probably because I don`t go to bars.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #6305 on:** March 07, 2011, 11:03:39 PM »

yo I need to warez Adobe CS5 for windows so I can do schoolwork at home (and work on illustrations and shit).
How do I pir8 warez

Himu · « **Reply #6306 on:** March 07, 2011, 11:05:52 PM »

www.demonoid.me

Bebpo · « **Reply #6307 on:** March 07, 2011, 11:34:13 PM »

Fever is finally starting to kill my flu symptoms
Tylenol is killing fever

I actually feel sort of ok for the first time in a week!

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #6308 on:** March 07, 2011, 11:50:59 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on March 07, 2011, 10:15:40 PM

Be yourself. Do what you do. It will happen when you least expect.

/old man

My step dad once told me, "You'll never meet someone you'd marry at a bar."

well yeah, I would at least want to marry her at some kind of hipster culturally sanctified landmark, if not at an actual church

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #6309 on:** March 08, 2011, 12:19:57 AM »

Went to a bar/restaurant where some friend of a friend was playing. It was a pretty girl with an acoustic guitar and a beautiful voice. I think I am in love. I know BlueTsunami would have loved her, too.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #6310 on:** March 08, 2011, 12:21:29 AM »

^ worst post of the week contender

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #6311 on:** March 08, 2011, 12:25:59 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on March 08, 2011, 12:21:29 AM

^ worst post of the week contender

I try my best.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6312 on:** March 08, 2011, 12:30:05 AM »

Seeing hot girl and thinking e-friend would find her attractive too #winning

demi · « **Reply #6313 on:** March 08, 2011, 12:30:38 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on March 07, 2011, 10:15:40 PM

Be yourself. Do what you do. It will happen when you least expect.

/old man

My step dad once told me, "You'll never meet someone you'd marry at a bar."

What bar did your step dad meet your mom at?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #6314 on:** March 08, 2011, 12:31:18 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2011, 12:30:05 AM

Seeing hot girl and thinking e-friend would find her attractive too #winning

She said I had a good handshake.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6315 on:** March 08, 2011, 12:33:57 AM »

well that's a bigger victory than I've had this week. Does her band have a website?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #6316 on:** March 08, 2011, 12:34:47 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2011, 12:33:57 AM

well that's a bigger victory than I've had this week. Does her band have a website?

It was just her.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #6317 on:** March 08, 2011, 12:35:51 AM »

there are 2 trillion women who play acoustic guitar in bars by themselves

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #6318 on:** March 08, 2011, 12:36:17 AM »

girl still wants to go out with me again after I was like the most pathetic loser ever on our first date. what the hell?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #6319 on:** March 08, 2011, 12:37:37 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on March 08, 2011, 12:35:51 AM

there are 2 trillion women who play acoustic guitar in bars by themselves

there are 3 quadrillion miserable people on the internet by themselves

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6320 on:** March 08, 2011, 12:41:53 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 08, 2011, 12:36:17 AM

girl still wants to go out with me again after I was like the most pathetic loser ever on our first date. what the hell?

Well first of all she went on a date with you, and then wanted more even though it was really bad. Obviously she is desperate and depraved and, as such, not worthy of you.

etiolate · « **Reply #6321 on:** March 08, 2011, 03:25:51 AM »

"You know Michell Branch is always talking about how female rockstars don't get any rockstar groupies. Let me explain how wrong she is..."

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #6322 on:** March 08, 2011, 07:17:43 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on March 08, 2011, 12:19:57 AM

Went to a bar/restaurant where some friend of a friend was playing. It was a pretty girl with an acoustic guitar and a beautiful voice. I think I am in love. I know BlueTsunami would have loved her, too.

I won't front, I probably would have cried and thrown my boxer briefs up on stage

lennedsay · « **Reply #6323 on:** March 08, 2011, 08:56:02 AM »

I'm in the wrong profession.

Mupepe · « **Reply #6324 on:** March 08, 2011, 09:26:02 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on March 08, 2011, 08:56:02 AM

I'm in the wrong profession.

Aw I'll throw my underwear at you right now if you want.

lennedsay · « **Reply #6325 on:** March 08, 2011, 09:59:40 AM »

Well ok I guess...

Posting from the Mississippi River and crossing state lines. Hi y'all!

chronovore · « **Reply #6326 on:** March 08, 2011, 10:06:41 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on March 08, 2011, 03:25:51 AM

"You know Michell Branch is always talking about how female rockstars don't get any rockstar groupies. Let me explain how wrong she is..."

Pretty sure Michelle Branch has enough groupies, and is painfully aware of them. But that's a great line.

drew · « **Reply #6327 on:** March 08, 2011, 01:06:23 PM »

my throat is so sore i can't talk fuck my life

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #6328 on:** March 08, 2011, 01:23:10 PM »

Came into work this morning, and now I'm sick. Our nurse took my temperature, which is 100 F. Ugh. Heading home and going to bed.

drew · « **Reply #6329 on:** March 08, 2011, 01:29:29 PM »

i bet you can at the very least still talk though

Himu · « **Reply #6330 on:** March 08, 2011, 02:40:12 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 08, 2011, 01:23:10 PM

Came into work this morning, and now I'm sick. Our nurse took my temperature, which is 100 F. Ugh. Heading home and going to bed.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6331 on:** March 08, 2011, 02:45:51 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 08, 2011, 01:23:10 PM

Came into work this morning, and now I'm sick. Our nurse took my temperature, which is 100 F. Ugh. Heading home and going to bed.

Do you use the same nurse that students do, or is there a separate one for school staff? Hope you feel better soon

Robo · « **Reply #6332 on:** March 08, 2011, 03:05:18 PM »

Everyone is sick! I think I've developed allergies over the past few months; my eyes are watery and irritated, I keep sneezing and my ears feel like they're pinched shut. Never had this problem before. Fuckin' nature - just another reason to litter!

Groogrux · « **Reply #6333 on:** March 08, 2011, 03:10:41 PM »

Car broke down. Mechanic is a friend of ours and told us the humane thing to do would be to put it out of it's misery. Going to have to find a new car now. Fuck.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #6334 on:** March 08, 2011, 03:11:28 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2011, 02:45:51 PM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 08, 2011, 01:23:10 PM
Came into work this morning, and now I'm sick. Our nurse took my temperature, which is 100 F. Ugh. Heading home and going to bed.

Do you use the same nurse that students do, or is there a separate one for school staff? Hope you feel better soon

Same one as students. I was in the office talking to our Vice Principal when the nurse came over and noticed I didn't look great.

Mupepe · « **Reply #6335 on:** March 08, 2011, 03:27:50 PM »

Quote from: andrwfields on March 08, 2011, 03:10:41 PM

Car broke down. Mechanic is a friend of ours and told us the humane thing to do would be to put it out of it's misery. Going to have to find a new car now. Fuck.

Did he say what was wrong with it?

Groogrux · « **Reply #6336 on:** March 08, 2011, 03:39:24 PM »

Blew a head gasket and rings down in the engine. It's a really high mileage car, and it's going to cost more to repair and maintain the engine after this then it would to buy a new one.

demi · « **Reply #6337 on:** March 08, 2011, 03:50:07 PM »

DONATION TIME

Andy you can always PM me

Mupepe · « **Reply #6338 on:** March 08, 2011, 04:06:05 PM »

ouch. yeah, fuck that.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6339 on:** March 08, 2011, 04:28:43 PM »

Found Shah Rukh Khan on Twitter, but it wasn't who I wanted it to be. $:-\$

Groogrux · « **Reply #6340 on:** March 08, 2011, 06:17:50 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 08, 2011, 03:50:07 PM

DONATION TIME

Andy you can always PM me

What's the going rate these days?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6341 on:** March 08, 2011, 06:34:52 PM »

So we have to do group work in my robotics class and I don't know anyone in the class so I sent out a mass email (10 people) looking for partners. No one has replied. Humilating

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6342 on:** March 08, 2011, 07:52:00 PM »

Post the details here, we'll do your project with you.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6343 on:** March 08, 2011, 07:53:57 PM »

Thanks. The assignment is to take in a .txt of line segments and create a rasterized Voronoi roadmap from it.

Can you also show up at my class and we can do like an exagerated firstbump thing so people don't think I'm a socially inept losser?

TEEEPO · « **Reply #6344 on:** March 08, 2011, 08:51:40 PM »

the new chrome is amazing.

i'm fully switched over from firefox

Diunx · « **Reply #6345 on:** March 08, 2011, 10:07:04 PM »

Is Jbore alright? I just read there was a quake in japan.

Robo · « **Reply #6346 on:** March 08, 2011, 11:02:26 PM »

Back in the early days of the internet, when googling people's names was still capable of being entertaining and hilarious, searching "Dane" used to turn up all sorts of Great Dane on human relations as some of the top results. We used to rib our friend about this during computer class so often that I can still remember some of the domain names.

So a friend of mine from school pointed this out to me today and I found it pretty depressing:

http://danelove.com/

Immortalized on the internet on a domain that used to host bestiality.

Hopefully someone is around to score pantypoop.com for me when I finally kick the bucket.

etiolate · « **Reply #6347 on:** March 09, 2011, 01:43:26 AM »

I've come to admire autism for its unique take on social boundaries.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #6348 on:** March 09, 2011, 02:34:57 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on March 08, 2011, 10:07:04 PM

Is Jbore alright? I just read there was a quake in japan.

it was tiny in Tokyo, which is where most of us (if not all) live, so no problem, thanks.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #6349 on:** March 09, 2011, 02:48:15 AM »

I apparently have put a girl in a very uncomfortable position: she's still in a long-term relationship (2-ish years) and she told me she's falling for me. And I feel the same way. Awwwwwkward. $:-\$

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #6350 on:** March 09, 2011, 03:35:48 AM »

Failing to see the awkwardness here.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #6351 on:** March 09, 2011, 03:37:06 AM »

Not between us, no, but the dude is an awesome guy. And I don't wanna have to be responsible for hurting someone else. We'll see what happens.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #6352 on:** March 09, 2011, 04:18:51 AM »

Yeah, 15 years later, I still get pangs of guilt about my wife's crazy ex, and how I denied him his only shot at earthly happiness.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

not really, hope he died in a fire

[close]

Positive Touch · « **Reply #6353 on:** March 09, 2011, 07:54:46 AM »

brandnew the homewrecker

that kind of shit can be really tough to deal with. on the one hand you don't want to be the asshole that fucks up an existing relationship (either your own or someone else's). on the other hand you're potentially denying yourself something really good because you're scared to take the risk. i know i've definitely had a few situations in my life where i didn't pursue something out of fear of hurting the person i was already with, and all i ended up with is more time in a relationship i wasn't happy with.

sometimes it's worth it to go after someone, even if you step on a few toes in the process. go for it!

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #6354 on:** March 09, 2011, 08:33:52 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on March 09, 2011, 03:37:06 AM

Not between us, no, but the dude is an awesome guy. And I don't wanna have to be responsible for hurting someone else. We'll see what happens.

you're a pussy. man the fuck up.

demi · « **Reply #6355 on:** March 09, 2011, 08:43:43 AM »

He'll take sloppy wet blowjobs from old women but when it comes to young, fruitful relationships he slinks in a corner. What a coward.

* Blowjob story was fake, called it

Mupepe · « **Reply #6356 on:** March 09, 2011, 10:21:40 AM »

seriously. i stole my wife from her boyfriend. she's not fucking married to him and that's the whole point of dating, trying to find out who's right for you. bailing out of relationships isn't as big of a deal as you think. he'll get over it, you should be over it.

demi · « **Reply #6357 on:** March 09, 2011, 10:36:22 AM »

On the off-chance it doesnt work out between you two, the other guy will be naive and stupid enough to fall for her bullshit -again- and get back together. No harm, no foul.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #6358 on:** March 09, 2011, 03:23:33 PM »

blowjob story was absolutely real.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #6359 on:** March 09, 2011, 03:30:36 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 09, 2011, 10:21:40 AM

seriously. i stole my wife from her boyfriend. she's not fucking married to him and that's the whole point of dating, trying to find out who's right for you. bailing out of relationships isn't as big of a deal as you think. he'll get over it, you should be over it.

My wife pretty much stole me from another girl. Everything worked out for the best.

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Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4296976 times)