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lennedsay

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6720 on: April 06, 2011, 04:43:36 PM »
Facebook is really only good for stalking people. :-*

So true!

On another topic completely, some of you boys need more photos on FB. :drool
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6721 on: April 06, 2011, 04:47:16 PM »
Facebook is really only good for stalking people. :-*

So true!

On another topic completely, some of you boys need more photos on FB. :drool

I dont have you on FB :fbm

i dont have YOU on fb!  :maf
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« Reply #6722 on: April 06, 2011, 04:52:25 PM »
Mojo won't add me on FB either :(

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« Reply #6723 on: April 06, 2011, 04:58:03 PM »
If you can figure out who I am from other people's FB accounts, I'll accept your friend request.
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lennedsay

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6724 on: April 06, 2011, 04:59:40 PM »
Don't add BM. He's the worst offender of minimal pics. Search for me boo - Kim Karpett.  :-*

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PM me your shit and I'll add you bub.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6725 on: April 06, 2011, 05:00:02 PM »
Facebook is really only good for stalking people. :-*

So true!

On another topic completely, some of you boys need more photos on FB. :drool

add me, sucka
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TakingBackSunday

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6726 on: April 06, 2011, 05:01:49 PM »
why did I type in kim karpett.
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lennedsay

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6727 on: April 06, 2011, 05:07:04 PM »
why did I type in kim karpett.

Thought you'd enjoy my insightful wall posts!  ;)
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6728 on: April 06, 2011, 05:08:30 PM »
Amazon sent me an email recommending this laptop:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00486USL8/ref=pe_53930_19486500_pe_vfe_d1

I'm tempted to listen to them.
Do it.  Then take a picture after you break it in like your other laptop.

That was when I was *finished* with the other laptop.
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« Reply #6729 on: April 06, 2011, 05:11:29 PM »
I'm already friends with too many of you weirdos on FB.
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lennedsay

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6730 on: April 06, 2011, 05:12:52 PM »
why did I type in kim karpett.

Thought you'd enjoy my insightful wall posts!  ;)

Bitch, you gun add me or what?  :mrt

iPhone bro. I'll add you when I get home.  :P
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BlackMage

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6731 on: April 06, 2011, 05:13:03 PM »
I'm already friends with too many of you weirdos on FB.

EB peeps are less weird on FB than here. Probably cause they don't want their friends to know their secret life!
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« Reply #6732 on: April 06, 2011, 05:20:18 PM »
Amazon sent me an email recommending this laptop:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00486USL8/ref=pe_53930_19486500_pe_vfe_d1

I'm tempted to listen to them.
Do it.  Then take a picture after you break it in like your other laptop.

That was when I was *finished* with the other laptop.
DAMMIT I WANT ANOTHER PIC

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« Reply #6733 on: April 06, 2011, 05:26:20 PM »
Amazon sent me an email recommending this laptop:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00486USL8/ref=pe_53930_19486500_pe_vfe_d1

I'm tempted to listen to them.
Do it.  Then take a picture after you break it in like your other laptop.

That was when I was *finished* with the other laptop.
DAMMIT I WANT ANOTHER PIC

Only if I get one!
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6734 on: April 06, 2011, 05:36:12 PM »
Yo Thor, what do you think of dmt?

Strong, expensive, good. Be careful though, especially if you ain't used to psychedelics.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6735 on: April 06, 2011, 06:05:35 PM »
Just found out I got a full-time job with the hospital starting in a couple of weeks.  And it's days instead of nights, so I'll be back on a regular sleep schedule!
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lennedsay

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6736 on: April 06, 2011, 06:39:48 PM »
why did I type in kim karpett.

Thought you'd enjoy my insightful wall posts!  ;)

Bitch, you gun add me or what?  :mrt

iPhone bro. I'll add you when I get home.  :P

There's an app for that, she's stalling. Sorry bro

:shh I gotta stalk his page first.

I got the link in a PM, so it goes to Safari and says it doesn't exist. It'll probably work on a real computer though. Otherwise no stalking for me, mojo and BN.  :'(
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6737 on: April 06, 2011, 06:52:35 PM »
why would you add internet people to your facebook wtffff
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« Reply #6738 on: April 06, 2011, 07:19:39 PM »
because you can't just go over to their house to see whats up like you can with local friends

Himu

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« Reply #6739 on: April 06, 2011, 07:30:46 PM »
because i still haven't gotten dick pics from maurice
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« Reply #6740 on: April 06, 2011, 10:37:43 PM »
Amazon sent me an email recommending this laptop:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00486USL8/ref=pe_53930_19486500_pe_vfe_d1

I'm tempted to listen to them.
Do it.  Then take a picture after you break it in like your other laptop.

That was when I was *finished* with the other laptop.
DAMMIT I WANT ANOTHER PIC

Only if I get one!
I don't have a new laptop and I'm not single anymore!  You know that!

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« Reply #6741 on: April 07, 2011, 12:22:37 AM »
AHAHAHAHHAHA

« Last Edit: April 07, 2011, 12:28:04 AM by Stringer Bell »
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BlackMage

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6742 on: April 07, 2011, 12:26:32 AM »
give em hell, brother!
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« Reply #6743 on: April 07, 2011, 12:28:32 AM »
nah, give em dick.

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« Reply #6744 on: April 07, 2011, 01:17:39 AM »
making my own logic system.  Look at these sexy ass rules:

∀-Introduction:
a1,...,an   (j)   (Ot -> ∮t) & Ot
                        ...
a1,...,an   (k)   (∀v)∮v & Ov      j ∀I
Where t isn’t in any of the formulae on lines a1,...,an and v is a variable not already in ∮t, replaces every occurrence of t in ∮t.  Also O ∈ℨ.

∀-Elimination:
a1,...,an   (j)   (∀v)∮v & Ov
                        ...
a1,...,an   (k)    (Ot -> ∮t) & Ot   j ∀E   
Where t replaces every occurrence of v in ∮v and O ∈ℨ   

∐-Introduction:
a1,...,an   (j)   Ot & ∮t
                        ...
a1,...,an   (k)    (∐v)∮v & Ov    j ∐I
Where v, a new variable, replaces at least one occurrence of t in ∮t.  Also O ∈ℨ.

∐-Elimination:
a1,...,an   (i)   (∐v)∮v & Ov
                        ...
a1,...,an   (j)    Ot & ∮t      Assumption
      ...
b1,...,bu   (k)   ℭ
      ...
   X   (m)   ℭ         i,j,k ∐E
Where t is not in ℭ, (∐v)∮v or any of the formulae at lines b1,..,bu other than j.  X = {a1,..,an} ∪ {b1,...,bu}/j; t replaces every occurrence of v in ∮v.  Also O ∈ℨ.

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« Reply #6745 on: April 07, 2011, 01:24:59 AM »
Discovered for the first time that you can shake an iPhone to undo or redo something you've typed.

Mind blown.

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« Reply #6746 on: April 07, 2011, 01:36:54 AM »
'random non-sequiturs' is redundant :wag
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« Reply #6747 on: April 07, 2011, 01:38:35 AM »
Discovered for the first time that you can shake an iPhone to undo or redo something you've typed.

Mind blown.
This feature can get super annoying, though.  I turned it off via a jailbreak tweak.
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« Reply #6748 on: April 07, 2011, 01:44:56 AM »
Himuro the answer is three to six bonings by dudes before you can respect her.

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« Reply #6749 on: April 07, 2011, 02:16:35 AM »
The premise of the facebook status was "If 21st century men in this patriarchal society are bound and determined to treat women like whores (before they meet "the one") would it make sense for us to start CHARGING em' until they get her? If we are gonna let you "hit" let us hit your pockets, n'est-ce pas?"

And one person threw it out there that she shouldn't have sex until marriage.

Honestly the whole premise of the status is stupid. Patriarchal? Women are the ones who decide who has sex. Men will do anything. Women have higher standards on who they mate with. This is a two way street, and marriages are becoming less and less common at young ages. People are getting married later and later in life because of the increase of higher education attendance and career oriented society. This is why relationships tend to be more in the way of hook ups than actual dating these days, because are burnt out and just want to fulfill their natural desires. Both men and women are doing this.

Why blame men? Especially when it's the women who say yes?

Either way, men are already paying for crotch pouches. If you're giving your man some 'tang and he's not paying for your dinner and taking you out, that's your problem but usually dating is expensive as shit and mostly comes out of the man's pocket.
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« Reply #6750 on: April 07, 2011, 02:19:21 AM »
'random non-sequiturs' is redundant :wag

oop

that chick responded with this:

"for, if they were truly MEN, they would not be having so many problems with the greatest gift from the most high...the beautiful woman. again, stop following and doing what you see white people do. and stop calling women chicks, bitches, birds and other animal names...ya heard?" (I called women 'chicks')

black women
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lennedsay

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« Reply #6751 on: April 07, 2011, 02:29:24 AM »
What does any of that sex before marriage shit have to do with white people? Real question.
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« Reply #6752 on: April 07, 2011, 02:32:06 AM »
Discovered for the first time that you can shake an iPhone to undo or redo something you've typed.

Mind blown.
This feature can get super annoying, though.  I turned it off via a jailbreak tweak.

yeah, I imagine it would get annoying if youre trying to tweet at a rock concert
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lennedsay

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« Reply #6753 on: April 07, 2011, 02:37:36 AM »
Discovered for the first time that you can shake an iPhone to undo or redo something you've typed.

Mind blown.
This feature can get super annoying, though.  I turned it off via a jailbreak tweak.

yeah, I imagine it would get annoying if youre trying to tweet at a rock concert

There's a Michael J Fox joke in there somewhere, but I won't go there.
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« Reply #6754 on: April 07, 2011, 02:38:56 AM »
What does any of that sex before marriage shit have to do with white people? Real question.

White people have sex before marriage. Or not! Either way, it's our fault because we invented sex. Or we invented marriage.
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« Reply #6755 on: April 07, 2011, 02:40:41 AM »
What does any of that sex before marriage shit have to do with white people? Real question.

"white people aren't close to god whereas black people are mostly Christian with good values"

Basically. My typical retort to that is "then why are so many of you guys in prison?" which either ends the conversation or starts a huge fight. I use it every other Thanksgiving
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« Reply #6756 on: April 07, 2011, 02:52:36 AM »
Oh wow ok. Not saying white girls don't get knocked up at young ages cause they do, but lots of black teens have kids and aren't married. It shouldn't even be about race and which are more holy (because that outlook alone is pretty anti-Christian morals), but about who, regardless of race, are close to God and who are going to hell for the sinners they are, like me.

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« Reply #6757 on: April 07, 2011, 03:00:42 AM »
That's the spirit!
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« Reply #6758 on: April 07, 2011, 03:09:58 AM »
we kill more for god, so we win

God sets 'em up, you knock 'em down :rock
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« Reply #6759 on: April 07, 2011, 03:16:24 AM »
I've met some genuinely religious/crazy young black people, but a majority are simply religious in the most superficial ways possible. I'd imagine that applies to young people regardless of race though. "oh i hope i get dis job gonna pray to jesus so hard! i love u lord!!111!!"  :-\

I try to avoid any religious conversations now. I went to see my grandma during the weekend for instance. She's pretty sick yet decided to go to church, and wanted us to come along. My uncle's a deacon at the church, and he introduced me to some of the younger people there. We were talking, and eventually they started making fun of my uncle lol. He's basically a black Manabyte and believes a bunch of crazy shit.

So they're telling me all these insane biblical theories my uncle has shared with them, basically wondering why he's even a deacon and ask my opinion on his crazy shit. I deflect the questions a few times until I start getting upset that they're making fun of my uncle to my face, so I said something along the lines of "honestly, he believes some far out stuff, yet you guys believe the earth is 6000 years old and a flood killed everyone on earth so I don't see the difference." That pissed them off, and got them out of my business.

Basically it's just a giant show where you dress up, dance, and waste money. And if I lose friends because I'm not interested in that game, so be it
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« Reply #6760 on: April 07, 2011, 10:29:29 AM »
I've met some genuinely religious/crazy young black people, but a majority are simply religious in the most superficial ways possible. I'd imagine that applies to young people regardless of race though. "oh i hope i get dis job gonna pray to jesus so hard! i love u lord!!111!!"  :-\

I try to avoid any religious conversations now. I went to see my grandma during the weekend for instance. She's pretty sick yet decided to go to church, and wanted us to come along. My uncle's a deacon at the church, and he introduced me to some of the younger people there. We were talking, and eventually they started making fun of my uncle lol. He's basically a black Manabyte and believes a bunch of crazy shit.

So they're telling me all these insane biblical theories my uncle has shared with them, basically wondering why he's even a deacon and ask my opinion on his crazy shit. I deflect the questions a few times until I start getting upset that they're making fun of my uncle to my face, so I said something along the lines of "honestly, he believes some far out stuff, yet you guys believe the earth is 6000 years old and a flood killed everyone on earth so I don't see the difference." That pissed them off, and got them out of my business.

Basically it's just a giant show where you dress up, dance, and waste money. And if I lose friends because I'm not interested in that game, so be it
:bow PD :bow2

Ever meet a hispanic Evangelical??  Batshit insane.  Everything they post on FB is about how God has done something for them and thanking God and praising God.  It's one of my wife's ex coworkers.  She tried making us go to her church, and I had to explain to my wife that I'll never go to a Pentecostal church again.  She's one of those chicks that blames everything that goes wrong in her life on the Devil. Ughhhhhhhhh.  Even worse is she's born again.  She apparently used to be a huge party slut and then saw the light.  If she and I ever get into a real theological discussion that bitch is going down.

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« Reply #6761 on: April 07, 2011, 10:36:04 AM »
I've met some genuinely religious/crazy young black people, but a majority are simply religious in the most superficial ways possible. I'd imagine that applies to young people regardless of race though. "oh i hope i get dis job gonna pray to jesus so hard! i love u lord!!111!!"  :-\

I try to avoid any religious conversations now. I went to see my grandma during the weekend for instance. She's pretty sick yet decided to go to church, and wanted us to come along. My uncle's a deacon at the church, and he introduced me to some of the younger people there. We were talking, and eventually they started making fun of my uncle lol. He's basically a black Manabyte and believes a bunch of crazy shit.

So they're telling me all these insane biblical theories my uncle has shared with them, basically wondering why he's even a deacon and ask my opinion on his crazy shit. I deflect the questions a few times until I start getting upset that they're making fun of my uncle to my face, so I said something along the lines of "honestly, he believes some far out stuff, yet you guys believe the earth is 6000 years old and a flood killed everyone on earth so I don't see the difference." That pissed them off, and got them out of my business.

Basically it's just a giant show where you dress up, dance, and waste money. And if I lose friends because I'm not interested in that game, so be it

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personally i've come to the conclusion that black church is half fashion show, 25% social meet up, and 25% screening for who is fuckable
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Cormacaroni

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6762 on: April 07, 2011, 11:20:58 AM »
awesome! a new quake to worry about! *chugs whiskey*
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« Reply #6763 on: April 07, 2011, 11:36:03 AM »
Just got to our place in Amsterdam. I already miss the beer in Belgium.

We're staying in this apartment away from the tourist stuff, and when we met with the owner, he asked if we were here for the museums or the coffee shops. :lol
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« Reply #6764 on: April 07, 2011, 12:39:32 PM »
AHAHAHAHHAHA

(Image removed from quote.)

the correct response to her was "lol, ur fat"
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6765 on: April 07, 2011, 12:40:57 PM »
i WAS gonna add "white people are the best trolls" but pd has been bringin' some serious game in his early middle internet years, he's like the larry bird of trolls
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« Reply #6766 on: April 07, 2011, 12:48:05 PM »
two days ago i got a raise
today i got a promotion
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6767 on: April 07, 2011, 01:13:30 PM »
Can't wait to tell my mom's side of the family that they aren't close to god because they are white.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6768 on: April 07, 2011, 01:18:04 PM »
BlueTsu indirect Family Drama: Cousin comes to the US from PR, moves in with cousin, separates from her Husband over the course of just two weeks over here, she's now single, other cousin from PR comes over, they become acquainted, my Mother and Sister find it weird how they've become so close in just a few days, rumors they're banging each other, one of the cousin admits it and worries what the family will think, the cousins that weren't born and raised in Puerto Rico are all Oh My God and :teehee and how barbaric . Shitstorm when her mother finds out.

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« Reply #6769 on: April 07, 2011, 01:21:59 PM »
hot latino incest
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BlueTsunami

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« Reply #6770 on: April 07, 2011, 01:33:49 PM »
They're both pretty trashy looking though. If the female one wanted to get it on with me I'd feign disinterest in the general prospect of it.
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« Reply #6771 on: April 07, 2011, 01:34:24 PM »
They're both pretty trashy looking though. If the female one wanted to get it on with me I'd feign disinterest.

hahahah
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« Reply #6772 on: April 07, 2011, 01:38:04 PM »
If I'm gonna carry that shame I gotta aim higher!  :-\
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« Reply #6773 on: April 07, 2011, 01:48:53 PM »
Come on Blu.  Pics.

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« Reply #6774 on: April 07, 2011, 01:49:14 PM »
Some dude accused me of stealing his bag at University today.

Basically, I needed a shit so I went to one of the ground floor toilets. All the cubicles were already taken, except one. But this cubicle had an open messenger bag on the floor, so I assumed it belonged to one of the dudes at the wash basins. At this point, my lecture was about to start so I went up to my lecture floor. As I was walking through the corridor to my class some dude asks me if I had seen a bag that he was missing. His description of it fitted the one I saw earlier in the empty toilet cubicle, so I told about it, said it's probably not his but I'll show him anyway.

So I take him to the toilet, the bag's still there and it seems it's the missing bag that belongs to him. Great! I'm thinking I'm gonna get a pat on the back and a big thank you. However, dude turns around and straight up accuses me of taking it! At this point I am fucking shocked, mouth gaping open. "What?!" So a big argument's about to break out between me and this dude in the toilets with everyone watching when a staff member asks to take us both to security. Fucking gladly, let's go! Basically security straight up says they can't prove anything and dude should be more careful with his things. Trying to be the better man, I ask him if he wants a drink so we can talk about it - so I can try to convince the knucklehead that I didn't take his shit. He declines, but we shake hands and part ways. Dude obviously still thinks I had something to do with his bag going missing, saying I was acting all suspicious in the corridors. So what?! That gives you no right to do what you did! I actually was looking for a toilet on the upper-floors. Shit put me in a bad fucking mood.

tl;dr, don't fucking help students.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6775 on: April 07, 2011, 01:54:53 PM »
Lol you offered him a drink? I would have told him to eat a cock as soon as security cleared me.
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Herr Mafflard

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« Reply #6776 on: April 07, 2011, 02:03:18 PM »
Dude was like two tiers above my weight division and was fucking stressed. I wanted to calm him down.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6777 on: April 07, 2011, 06:11:38 PM »
w00t my summer research schollarship is for $1000 more than last year.  :tophat

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6778 on: April 07, 2011, 06:23:43 PM »
w00t my summer research schollarship is for $1000 more than last year.  :tophat

And all you had to do was dress in drag and talk to some creepy dude that kept calling you jeanslady
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #6779 on: April 07, 2011, 06:25:23 PM »
Actually jeanslady is my real name.