Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[lennedsay]

Motherfuckkkkkkkkk I'm going to scream. Just waited at Best Buy for a fucking hour for them to not be able to help me with my POS iPhone. I have to send it out for a week or buy a new one. With the insurance and warranty we pay.

Typical Gaffer - "No sound out of the earpiece? No issue here!"   

[cool breeze]

I bought a new schick razer today and I think Gillette has some sort of girly-man technology that makes their razors not destroy my face.  This schick 5-blade lube safe guard thing doesn't give a close shave and afterwards my face is in so much pain.

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm your venus, I'm your fire, at your desire

[Diunx]

smh arvie.

[chronovore]

BrandNew looks like a generic Pitchfork artist-of-the-month, he should be knee deep in that poon.

If you're knee deep in poon, you're doing it wrong. Or German.

Picking up a tux rental with the spouse.

Watching an older black lady with a sexy accent checking my husband's inseam. 

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Watching a skinny white girl walk awkwardly in ridiculously tall heels. No matter how sexy those shoes are, you look like an idiot if you can't walk in them.

Yeah, no doubt. I see it a lot in Japan, women wearing these heels, and desperately trying to keep their balance, looking like they're going to tear a ligament when their ankle finally succumbs to weakness and gravity. HOW SEXY!

[Brehvolution]

Motherfuckkkkkkkkk I'm going to scream. Just waited at Best Buy for a fucking hour for them to not be able to help me with my POS iPhone. I have to send it out for a week or buy a new one. With the insurance and warranty we pay.

Typical Gaffer - "No sound out of the earpiece? No issue here!"   

Does the speakerphone or headset work? Try a bluetooth in the mean time.

[brawndolicious]

How much does a videogame in it's case weigh for shipping purposes?

[Powerslave]

I bought a new schick razer today and I think Gillette has some sort of girly-man technology that makes their razors not destroy my face.  This schick 5-blade lube safe guard thing doesn't give a close shave and afterwards my face is in so much pain.

Gillette

The best a man can get.

[demi]

How much does a videogame in it's case weigh for shipping purposes?

About a pound

[brawndolicious]

thanks.

[Raban]

Had a chat with some close friends, and yeah, I'm not transgendered. Just thought I'd update all the people who I "came out" to.

smh @ myself

[chronovore]

That's OK Startselect. We all like playing Lara Croft and Cammy once in a while. Doesn't mean we want to be a girl.

[Ichirou]

Had a chat with some close friends, and yeah, I'm not transgendered. Just thought I'd update all the people who I "came out" to.

smh @ myself

Thank goodness you realized that before you got your genitals re-shaped!

...or did you?

[Mupepe]

I bought a new schick razer today and I think Gillette has some sort of girly-man technology that makes their razors not destroy my face.  This schick 5-blade lube safe guard thing doesn't give a close shave and afterwards my face is in so much pain.

Gillette

The best a man can get.

My Gillette 4 blade rocks ass.  I love it.  Gets close as hell, no burn.

Last night we had to house sit for some cousins, so I used a disposable razor I found there when I realized I had forgotten mine.  My face feels like I just set it on fire.  Fuck.

[Raban]

Had a chat with some close friends, and yeah, I'm not transgendered. Just thought I'd update all the people who I "came out" to.

smh @ myself

Thank goodness you realized that before you got your genitals re-shaped!

...or did you?

smh

Why's that?

Well I'm not going to go into detail, but I was always kind of unsure. Speaking with my friends at length about it helped me realize it was more of a fetish or some shit. I'm just going to stop taking life so seriously at this age, since nobody else is.

That's OK Startselect. We all like playing Lara Croft and Cammy once in a while. Doesn't mean we want to be a girl.

[fistfulofmetal]

Today I spent the day at the Rich's Products world headquarters for my company (I'm one of the admins for them) and got to see how crazy awesome it is there.

First of all, they have goddamn waterfall in the middle of the building. A waterfall. They also have a chef making eggs and sausage at the entrance every morning for the employees. On the top most floor is the r&d labs where they make cakes and stuff. It forever smells like cake up there. All day, everyday. Its like... you come into work one day and ask "is it my birthday?" ... NOPE ITS EVERYDAY.

The place is like some kind of Willy Wonka dreamland come true. I'm angling hard to be transferred over there full time.

[Madrun Badrun]

And where there are sweats, there are sweat little girls eh

[Ichirou]

I want to hear more about startselect's "fetish." Seems to me he's starting to realize what we've known all along - he's gay.

[bud]

[youtube=560,345]VZeWTsJ_1I0[/youtube]

Hope you all like it 

which tabs are you using, btw? http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/t/tallest_man_on_earth/the_wild_hunt_crd.htm or other ones?

[Raban]

I want to hear more about startselect's "fetish." Seems to me he's starting to realize what we've known all along - he's gay.

I'm waiting for the interview, baby

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No but really I'm pretty sure it's just crossdressing. I didn't want to be a woman to chow on dick, I could do that NOW, I'm not gay. I would love to be, since it'd make my relationship life a lot easier. Hell I've already met someone who's physically attracted to me, demi! I'd let him pop my cherry! But reality is a different story.

[demi]

Have you ever put on women panties yet? Feel that nice lace rub up on your cock and balls?

[Raban]

Have you ever put on women panties yet? Feel that nice lace rub up on your cock and balls?

Yeah, one of my female friends I came out to gave me some of her clothes and I played around. In hindsight it's kind of lol stupid, but sexually the shit works.

[Ichirou]

I want to hear more about startselect's "fetish." Seems to me he's starting to realize what we've known all along - he's gay.

I'm waiting for the interview, baby

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No but really I'm pretty sure it's just crossdressing. I didn't want to be a woman to chow on dick, I could do that NOW, I'm not gay. I would love to be, since it'd make my relationship life a lot easier. Hell I've already met someone who's physically attracted to me, demi! I'd let him pop my cherry! But reality is a different story.

Post pictures of yourself after you raided your mom's closet.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

[youtube=560,345]VZeWTsJ_1I0[/youtube]

Hope you all like it 

Awesome cover of a great song. 

Love The Tallest Man on Earth.

[Raban]

I want to hear more about startselect's "fetish." Seems to me he's starting to realize what we've known all along - he's gay.

I'm waiting for the interview, baby

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No but really I'm pretty sure it's just crossdressing. I didn't want to be a woman to chow on dick, I could do that NOW, I'm not gay. I would love to be, since it'd make my relationship life a lot easier. Hell I've already met someone who's physically attracted to me, demi! I'd let him pop my cherry! But reality is a different story.

Post pictures of yourself after you raided your mom's closet.

I didn't raid my mom's closet she passed away, homie.

This woman who's been working for our family (my dad owns his own restaurant) since we moved to this area (~10 years) was the person I told. She's kind of overweight and she's been like a sister to me for the greater part of my life so she helped me out. And I didn't take pictures, and I'm not taking any. SOL on that one, Ichi

[Ichirou]

Oh shit...sorry, man.

And you NEED to fucking take pictures.  You can't tantalize us with this info and then not give up the goods.

[Raban]

Hell no. It's bad enough demi has a topless image of me!

Plus, even if I did take pictures, my body hair grew back, it would look disgusting.

[Ichirou]

oh fuck, PM me that topless pic, you gorgeous bastard.  NOW.

[Raban]

oh fuck, PM me that topless pic, you gorgeous bastard.  NOW.

Nope. It's hard enough for me to believe that demi is actually attracted to fat hairy men and not just an elaborate troll, no way I'm believing that you, Troll King, have the same fetish.

[Phoenix Dark]

Got a new neighbor yesterday. Older lady, must be in her 60s or so. I'm guessing some family members moved her stuff into the house. Anyway I decided to cut her grass along with mine earlier today. About 30 minutes ago she came by to thank me, and brought me some Oreos.

[Ichirou]

You like GILFs, PD?

[Diunx]

And where there are sweats, there are sweat little girls eh

sweats?

[fistfulofmetal]

little girls sweat when i'm around

[TakingBackSunday]

[youtube=560,345]VZeWTsJ_1I0[/youtube]

Hope you all like it 

which tabs are you using, btw? http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/t/tallest_man_on_earth/the_wild_hunt_crd.htm or other ones?

Search for cougerman8 on youtube, he has a bunch of decent tutorial vids on his songs.  This one in particular was a little vague, so I filled in the rest on my own.

[Madrun Badrun]

And where there are sweats, there are sweat little girls eh

sweats?

FUUUU that word always fucks me up because it has "eats" in it which sounds like sweets.
That word is an asshole.

[Raban]

And where there are sweats, there are sweat little girls eh

sweats?

FUUUU that word always fucks me up because it has "eats" in it which sounds like sweets.
That word is an asshole.

how is it possible to read "sweats" like anything but "swets"?

[BlueTsunami]

Father_Mike curled his toes as Junpei suckled on his sweety teets

[BlueTsunami]

God, I HATE it when people talk AT you on the phone instead of with you. TALK TALK TALK TALK pause (OH SHIT TIME FOR ME TO SAY SOMETHING) Yeah I.... *OTHER PERSON* TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK.

EEEEEEUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

And then when I do get a word in its this tug of war between who can say what they're gonna and hopefully have the person not be a douche and be like What? then its like MOTHERFUCKER.

[Madrun Badrun]

BlueTsunami was thinking about all the free lolipops he'd be getting since his mom told him he'd be working in a sweat shop, but only thing he got was chained to a sewing machine.

[BlueTsunami]

BlueTsunami was thinking about all the free lolipops he'd be getting since his mom told him he'd be working in a sweat shop, but only thing he got was chained to a sewing machine.

I was like 

But then I was like 

[Raban]

God, I HATE it when people talk AT you on the phone instead of with you. TALK TALK TALK TALK pause (OH SHIT TIME FOR ME TO SAY SOMETHING) Yeah I.... *OTHER PERSON* TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK.

EEEEEEUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

And then when I do get a word in its this tug of war between who can say what they're gonna and hopefully have the person not be a douche and be like What? then its like MOTHERFUCKER.

This is why I hate talking on the phone. Also this: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/phone

[Diunx]

I need a new group of friends I'm getting tire of these fucking drama queens, I think I 'm gonna go back to the emos.

[BlueTsunami]

God, I HATE it when people talk AT you on the phone instead of with you. TALK TALK TALK TALK pause (OH SHIT TIME FOR ME TO SAY SOMETHING) Yeah I.... *OTHER PERSON* TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK.

EEEEEEUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

And then when I do get a word in its this tug of war between who can say what they're gonna and hopefully have the person not be a douche and be like What? then its like MOTHERFUCKER.

This is why I hate talking on the phone. Also this: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/phone

I've totally done the "Agreed to something I shouldn't have out of impulse". Fuck. And The Jagged is the type of convo I have this girl I've been talking to, just no flow at all

[Eric P]

I need a new group of friends I'm getting tire of these fucking drama queens, I think I 'm gonna go back to the emos.

get in good with the hardcore kids.

circle pits and whiskey!

[Beezy]

God, I HATE it when people talk AT you on the phone instead of with you. TALK TALK TALK TALK pause (OH SHIT TIME FOR ME TO SAY SOMETHING) Yeah I.... *OTHER PERSON* TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK.

EEEEEEUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

And then when I do get a word in its this tug of war between who can say what they're gonna and hopefully have the person not be a douche and be like What? then its like MOTHERFUCKER.

This is why I hate talking on the phone. Also this: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/phone

Ugh, so true.

[Groogrux]

I'm finally going to get the money I need to buy a 360 and my wife is all, "We may have to wait and find out what bills we have to pay next week."

Fuck that.  When I get the money, I'll be playing LfD2 by the end of the day!

[CajoleJuice]

Acey-Deucey has to be one of the greatest card games ever. I totally forgot how amazingly dangerous it is.

[The Fake Shemp]

My brother just tried to hose me on planning out gas costs for our drive to the family vacation spot, and now I told him I'll be bringing my own car. He's so upset.

[lennedsay]

:lmao

I lost it at the milkshakes.

[brob]

Wait, what's this about your ex-turned-fuckbuddy taking your money and not giving you a threesome? Did you solicit a threesome from your ex? And payed upfront?! Not much street knowledge in this 1/4 distinguished black fellow is there? 

[brob]

can't you just stone her? I hear you talking all this mess about different women annoying you and you never stone any of them... 

[Phoenix Dark]

I fapped and damn near flooded the toilet with cum(its been 3 weeks). The Mustachioed man arrived about 15 minutes after I was done, he was hungry and wanted to wake up my mom so he can eat.

[Himu]

Got my car fixed!

I paid 500 and my dad paid 500! 

[BlueTsunami]

Man, Wrath2X your post is like something out of a Western. Just switch up Milkshakes with Whiskey and it'll be set.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

I was outside doing yardwork when a group of girls in a van pulled up and asked me if I'd like to donate some money to some christian youth group and if I did I could smear eggs on them.  No fucking joke.  What a fucking bizarre salespitch.

As tempting as smearing eggs on a bunch of 14 year old christian girls sounds, I just didn't have any cash on hand to give it a go.

[demi]

I was outside doing yardwork when a group of girls in a van pulled up and asked me if I'd like to donate some money to some christian youth group and if I did I could smear eggs on them.  No fucking joke.  What a fucking bizarre salespitch.

As tempting as smearing eggs on a bunch of 14 year old christian girls sounds, I just didn't have any cash on hand to give it a go.

Did you tell them you prefer the company of tied up men?

[Joe Molotov]

I was outside doing yardwork when a group of girls in a van pulled up and asked me if I'd like to donate some money to some christian youth group and if I did I could smear eggs on them.  No fucking joke.  What a fucking bizarre salespitch.

As tempting as smearing eggs on a bunch of 14 year old christian girls sounds, I just didn't have any cash on hand to give it a go.

Sounds like entrapment to me, the minute the you handed them the money, SWAT teams would have jumped down from trees and tazed your ass.

[fistfulofmetal]

i was at my nieces birthday party today. bought her wii sports resort. didn't expect the shrill screams that erupted from the group of youngins.

[Groogrux]

My son and I stay in until an hour ago because everyone around us is mowing, and I don't want to get blocked sinuses from it again.  We go outside, and it starts raining.

Fuck it.  We were built with rain suits, I say.  That works fine and well until 15 minutes ago when we see lightning.  We were not built to withstand electricity... 

[demi]

You pussy.