Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4257571 times)

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #780 on:** May 18, 2010, 04:18:21 PM »

Looks like Wrath lives in the "Wild Wild West of Consent"

Robo · « **Reply #781 on:** May 18, 2010, 04:21:50 PM »

Man, Tunisia sucks ass.

brob · « **Reply #782 on:** May 18, 2010, 04:23:22 PM »

that map seems a bit speculative though (wiki lulz!), for Denmark for instance the age of consent is 15, but there are additional rules regarding positions of authority, etc. I'm assuming that's true for the other places that have lower age of consents too.

brob · « **Reply #783 on:** May 18, 2010, 04:28:34 PM »

I'm Norwegian. But I do fancy Denmark as the best Scandinavian country.

Their language is atrocious though... Only thing keeping me away. :'(

edit; and, oh, a Norwegian (conservative christian) newspaper printed the muhammad pictures as well, so you can still fantasize about hate-fucking me...

Mupepe · « **Reply #784 on:** May 18, 2010, 04:52:09 PM »

Nice. Age of consent in my wife's home country is 12. Too bad I didn't go out there instead of her coming here. she was showing me pictures of her ages 13 to 16 before she came here and I would have totally hit it.

brob · « **Reply #785 on:** May 18, 2010, 04:54:35 PM »

middle america?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #786 on:** May 18, 2010, 04:56:08 PM »

we need matrix to take care of this thread

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #787 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:01:31 PM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #788 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:29:13 PM »

oh piss off

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #789 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:30:16 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on May 18, 2010, 05:28:40 PM

So its probably because my ex fell in line with the stereotypes about women not enjoying sex and she was very conservative.

Maybe you just aren't good in the bed room

Mupepe · « **Reply #790 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:32:25 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on May 18, 2010, 05:30:08 PM

want a thong pic she took for me today?

Yes

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #791 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:32:29 PM »

No, I'm the last person on the planet who can make a remark like that.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #792 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:33:09 PM »

No, me!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #793 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:34:13 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on May 18, 2010, 05:31:33 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2010, 05:30:16 PM
Quote from: mojovonio on May 18, 2010, 05:28:40 PM
So its probably because my ex fell in line with the stereotypes about women not enjoying sex and she was very conservative.

Maybe you just aren't good in the bed room

You're the last person on the planet who can make a remark like that.

yup, not good in bed room confirmed

Mupepe · « **Reply #794 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:36:55 PM »

I bet PD would be fucking awesome in the sack...

Black so you know he's got a huge dick
Kinda sensitive so he won't just jackhammer you, he'll use technique
Smart guy, so you know he'll catch on to what you like and don't like it
Probably freaky as hell, but still loving at the same time
Pretty sure he smells nice too

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #795 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:38:02 PM »

don't forget my alphabet fellatio

Mupepe · « **Reply #796 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:38:47 PM »

Oh hell yeah. the alphabet trick always works.

PD

Mupepe · « **Reply #797 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:39:29 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on May 18, 2010, 05:38:27 PM

But, never put his penis in to anything human, so you know he'll blow his load as soon as she rubs up against him.

She? I was talking about me.

And that doesn't bother me. He'll also be eager to go again and eager to please. Plus, I can mold him into my perfect lover since he's just beginning. He'd be like a ball of unshaped man-candy clay

Himu · « **Reply #798 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:40:02 PM »

Franz: "thanks for the intermediary work, man; i appreciate it."

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #799 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:40:59 PM »

Are you still gonna post a pic of her? Cuz that'll be cool.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #800 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:44:07 PM »

jeez Mojo so sensitive, I was just joking

btw I would not hit that

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #801 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:44:20 PM »

Cool dude.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #802 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:45:55 PM »

brob · « **Reply #803 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:50:10 PM »

does she keep her glasses on in bed?

I love that

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #804 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:59:40 PM »

F'ing without their glasses is funny. They always have this flying blind look on their face.

Bebpo · « **Reply #805 on:** May 18, 2010, 06:31:41 PM »

I'm actually kind of pissed off that I'm getting good grades now AFTER I lost my scholarship at the end of the first year because you needed a 3.0 gpa and I had like a 2.9 from first year law school classes. Now I'm getting 3.7s and 3.8s every semester and it's like "great, too bad grades don't matter at this point!". Would have rather had them when they could have saved me $50,000!

I blame it on the curve. First year everyone is a little bitch and tries too hard and the curve is fucked up. 2nd/3rd year nobody cares anymore and the curve is lolz.

etiolate · « **Reply #806 on:** May 18, 2010, 07:52:15 PM »

wtf

I just walked out onto my back porch to eat and found a sherrif in the backyard. He was like "helloooooo?" And I'm like what. They're looking for someone in my backyard and now I have to hide back inside.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #807 on:** May 18, 2010, 07:56:13 PM »

BlackMage · « **Reply #808 on:** May 18, 2010, 07:59:57 PM »

so today I pulled out my fat cock and had a reverse gangbang with 6 girls. Just another day in the life of BLACKMAGE

go me

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #809 on:** May 18, 2010, 08:05:48 PM »

don't you hate when you start pissing and your piss goes in like two different directions, and you have to orient yourself in such a way that gets it all into the bowl no matter what

in this particular case, crossing the streams is the best option

BlackMage · « **Reply #810 on:** May 18, 2010, 08:08:24 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on May 18, 2010, 08:05:48 PM

don't you hate when you start pissing and your piss goes in like two different directions, and you have to orient yourself in such a way that gets it all into the bowl no matter what

in this particular case, crossing the streams is the best option

pee first THEN masturbate

Diunx · « **Reply #811 on:** May 18, 2010, 08:16:41 PM »

Got paid today!!!, gonna spend it in new pants and overpriced american fast food

demi · « **Reply #812 on:** May 18, 2010, 08:35:36 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on May 18, 2010, 08:05:48 PM

don't you hate when you start pissing and your piss goes in like two different directions, and you have to orient yourself in such a way that gets it all into the bowl no matter what

in this particular case, crossing the streams is the best option

Usually happens when you got some crusted cum in yer peehole, its normal

Diunx · « **Reply #813 on:** May 18, 2010, 09:05:11 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on May 18, 2010, 05:30:08 PM

want a thong pic she took for me today?

Want.

Bebpo · « **Reply #814 on:** May 19, 2010, 12:04:16 AM »

Today was a day of LIFE
Lunch with people talking about LIFE
Dinner with people talking about LIFE
inbetween talking about LIFE

I'm thinking too much

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #815 on:** May 19, 2010, 12:22:18 AM »

fuck LIFE

Raban · « **Reply #816 on:** May 19, 2010, 12:36:58 AM »

demi check your PMs you ho

Raban · « **Reply #817 on:** May 19, 2010, 12:41:16 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on May 18, 2010, 08:05:48 PM

don't you hate when you start pissing and your piss goes in like two different directions, and you have to orient yourself in such a way that gets it all into the bowl no matter what

in this particular case, crossing the streams is the best option

I just pull the skin back, homie. If you're cut, I can't help you.

Ichirou · « **Reply #818 on:** May 19, 2010, 12:41:50 AM »

...what the fuck? Wrath just went peeing in the garbage can with everyone watching? what the fuck?

Seriously. WHAT THE FUCK?

Ichirou · « **Reply #819 on:** May 19, 2010, 01:12:26 AM »

That's so fucking metal, dude.

Powerslave · « **Reply #820 on:** May 19, 2010, 09:41:46 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on May 16, 2010, 08:45:55 PM

hippies = 1st generation
hipsters = 2nd generation
hipstons = 3rd generation

hipstars = 4th generation

Yes, hipsters ultimately will have redemption

Eric P · « **Reply #821 on:** May 19, 2010, 09:57:01 AM »

Quote from: Bebpo on May 19, 2010, 12:04:16 AM

Today was a day of LIFE
Lunch with people talking about LIFE
Dinner with people talking about LIFE
inbetween talking about LIFE

I'm thinking too much

think about life

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #822 on:** May 19, 2010, 01:25:10 PM »

Finally got the call. I've been let go from the census. The supervisor said our block has been finished for some time, with a large amount of vacant/for rent houses left that are being looked into. Makes sense, the census technically ends on May 31st, and we finished early. I remember hearing we might be working into June, which I was hoping for.

Overall the process was very underwhelming. Even while working there wasn't much stuff for me to do. Training made it sound like we'd be walking and doing shit for hours, stressing how we couldn't get overtime. I had to space out my hours knowing if I finished my houses, I'd have to wait a week or so before getting a new one.

The pay was good at least

Himu · « **Reply #823 on:** May 19, 2010, 08:12:12 PM »

Goddamit, I hate debt collectors. I don't know what to do, mayne.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #824 on:** May 19, 2010, 08:22:12 PM »

Caller ID is your friend.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #825 on:** May 19, 2010, 08:28:22 PM »

Sell your cravats it's over.

Eric P · « **Reply #826 on:** May 19, 2010, 09:52:02 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 19, 2010, 08:12:12 PM

Goddamit, I hate debt collectors. I don't know what to do, mayne.

hide from the man in nyc

we got an underground railroad all ready to go.

you can use my subway card

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #827 on:** May 19, 2010, 10:24:21 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 19, 2010, 08:12:12 PM

Goddamit, I hate debt collectors. I don't know what to do, mayne.

Pay your bills?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #828 on:** May 19, 2010, 11:24:14 PM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on May 19, 2010, 10:24:21 PM

Quote from: Himuro on May 19, 2010, 08:12:12 PM
Goddamit, I hate debt collectors. I don't know what to do, mayne.

Pay your bills?

I thought he was getting a degree in fine arts?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #829 on:** May 19, 2010, 11:29:01 PM »

Girls suck.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #830 on:** May 19, 2010, 11:37:20 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on May 19, 2010, 11:29:01 PM

Girls suck.

ya. What happened?

BlackMage · « **Reply #831 on:** May 19, 2010, 11:48:01 PM »

went to KFC cause i was craving some mashed potatoes and gravy. I come home, open the bag, and realize they gave me FUCKING POTATO WEDGES THOSE COCKS

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #832 on:** May 19, 2010, 11:52:53 PM »

Hahahaha, oh KFC! That shit always happens but I would hate working there having to play Meal Puzzle. Though your order was pretty simple :'(

Quote from: BrandNew on May 19, 2010, 11:29:01 PM

Girls suck.

Oh man

Roller coaster, nukka.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #833 on:** May 19, 2010, 11:57:33 PM »

This girl is giving me no opportunities to ask her out. She keeps deflecting genuine questions about herself, being really unresponsive to them. This is the girl that apparently LIKES ME. I sincerely hope my friends weren't joking when they told me that she did.

MCD · « **Reply #834 on:** May 19, 2010, 11:59:16 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on May 19, 2010, 11:57:33 PM

This girl is giving me no opportunities to ask her out. She keeps deflecting genuine questions about herself, being really unresponsive to them. This is the girl that apparently LIKES ME. I sincerely hope my friends weren't joking when they told me that she did.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsundere

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #835 on:** May 20, 2010, 12:00:00 AM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #836 on:** May 20, 2010, 12:03:23 AM »

Well if we ever get together, I certainly won't be telling her she was the Haruka Suzumiya to my Takayuki Narumi.

BlackMage · « **Reply #837 on:** May 20, 2010, 12:04:28 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on May 19, 2010, 11:57:33 PM

This girl is giving me no opportunities to ask her out. blah blah...

just ask her.

Himu · « **Reply #838 on:** May 20, 2010, 12:04:47 AM »

just ask her the fuck out

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #839 on:** May 20, 2010, 12:05:26 AM »

Just watch her from a clear vantage point bellow her window and see if she enters your name into her small diary

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