Author Topic: I wouldn't want to see a movie with any of you guys... (Read 11516 times)

The Black Stallion · « **on:** December 20, 2006, 12:12:59 AM »

...for a few reasons:

1. The good lot of you probably smell like dirty clothes and BO.

2. You guys would probably ruin the film by over analyzing it.

3. You'd probably laugh at the stupid parts.

4. You'd probably say some stupid jokes and make catty comments at the screen, like you're on some Mystery Science Theatre 3000 bullshit.

5. You'd probably say stupid internet nerd jokes out loud in the lobby... I'd be forced to choke you out in front of everyone on principle. Doing so would make ME look like an irrational jackass denying any of us the chance to score. Assholes.

You guys fucking suck. Don't act like I'm lying when I say that either.

Vizzys · « **Reply #1 on:** December 20, 2006, 12:14:15 AM »

I fall under none of those choices. Because im awesome.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2 on:** December 20, 2006, 12:15:23 AM »

Well I couldnt even deal with sharing a state with you, so we'll call it even.

Beezy · « **Reply #3 on:** December 20, 2006, 12:15:39 AM »

Bacon · « **Reply #4 on:** December 20, 2006, 12:18:34 AM »

I smell great.

Christopher · « **Reply #5 on:** December 20, 2006, 12:19:08 AM »

come on now dude...the fuck?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** December 20, 2006, 12:20:58 AM »

Well...I certainly wouldn't want to watch a movie with TVC/White Man. Movie analists FTL

Christopher · « **Reply #7 on:** December 20, 2006, 12:21:44 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2006, 12:20:58 AM

Well...I certainly wouldn't want to watch a movie with TVC/White Man. Movie analists FTL

Don't reach in his popcorn...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** December 20, 2006, 12:23:17 AM »

btw Stallion how did the date go?

(on the left)

Not bad at all

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #9 on:** December 20, 2006, 12:23:45 AM »

Quote from: Christopher on December 20, 2006, 12:19:08 AM

come on now dude...the fuck?

You're cool... even though you probably smell like Fierce. At least chicks like that smell.

Vizzys · « **Reply #10 on:** December 20, 2006, 12:26:51 AM »

This wont end well.

Christopher · « **Reply #11 on:** December 20, 2006, 12:27:13 AM »

I smell like Eternity, I backed off Fierce once every fucking body started using it...(still use it though ;P)

What do you wear?

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #12 on:** December 20, 2006, 12:29:45 AM »

Quote from: Christopher on December 20, 2006, 12:27:13 AM

I smell like Eternity, I backed off Fierce once every fucking body started using it...(still use it though ;P)

What do you wear?

Armani MANIA! when I care...

Curve Crush when I don't.

Claiborne Bora Bora for when I'm feeling frisky.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2006, 12:23:17 AM

btw Stallion how did the date go?

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(on the left)

Not bad at all

Yo dude, how the fuck do you still have that link? That was from an AIM convo and was given to you in confidence... don't do that shit again. Also, the date is on Thursday, if you must know. (which you don't)

I also like how you say "not bad" as if you're in a room to judge. She's a goddess to you, you'd faint if she even farted in your direction.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** December 20, 2006, 12:31:41 AM »

Oh yea Thursday; I forgot.

I didn't clear my browser history so it was still there.

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** December 20, 2006, 12:37:11 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2006, 12:31:41 AM

Oh yea Thursday; I forgot.

I didn't clear my browser history so it was still there.

TBS, you know he totally fapped to your date, right?

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** December 20, 2006, 12:37:56 AM »

I'm not in any of these groups except the people that laugh at stupid parts. If it's stupid, I laugh. It's horrible, I laugh.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #16 on:** December 20, 2006, 12:46:30 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 20, 2006, 12:37:11 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2006, 12:31:41 AM
Oh yea Thursday; I forgot.

I didn't clear my browser history so it was still there.

TBS, you know he totally fapped to your date, right?

The thought is revolting. Now all you goons are probably doing the same thing, thereby jinxing my black ass. Shame on you all.

I don't even know why he posted that shit. He could have just asked (even that would still be rude). Now you know why I don't share pics with you, PD.

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:00:15 AM »

I talk a lot if it's a shitty movie or I just try to make out with whoever I'm there with (especially if it was TVC or Drinky). But I hate talkers during good movies.

etiolate · « **Reply #18 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:11:22 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:15:06 AM »

Soul Plane is one of the biggest examples of Black minstrelsy these days. I hope who ever supported that movie chokes on their own vomit and dies.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #20 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:17:02 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on December 20, 2006, 01:11:22 AM

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Very funny movie. Worth ever dime I paid to see it. Needed more Godfrey, though.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #21 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:18:04 AM »

Personally, I don't see movies with people who put two items at number four in a five item list. Also, I wouldn't want to see all the white shit you'd probably go to.

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:19:27 AM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 20, 2006, 01:17:02 AM

Very funny movie. Worth ever dime I paid to see it. Needed more Godfrey, though.

Go kill yourself. God fucking dammit.

etiolate · « **Reply #23 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:20:38 AM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 20, 2006, 01:17:02 AM

Quote from: etiolate on December 20, 2006, 01:11:22 AM
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Very funny movie. Worth ever dime I paid to see it. Needed more Godfrey, though.

Don't make me revoke your white card.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #24 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:21:59 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 20, 2006, 01:19:27 AM

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 20, 2006, 01:17:02 AM
Very funny movie. Worth ever dime I paid to see it. Needed more Godfrey, though.

Go kill yourself. God fucking dammit.

Why? Because I know good cinema when I see it? Because I support Nigerian comedians? Because I'm not a fat house negro like you? Hardly grounds for suicide. Hardly.

Himu · « **Reply #25 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:22:49 AM »

Beezy · « **Reply #26 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:31:15 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #27 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:34:17 AM »

Wow, TBS likes Soul Plane and I wasn't surprised

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:35:06 AM »

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #29 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:40:13 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 20, 2006, 01:34:17 AM

Wow, TBS likes Soul Plane and I wasn't surprised

Wow, this fat, churro licking, bastard trolls my thread and I wasn't surprised.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #30 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:43:22 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:44:23 AM »

Can someone make a gif of the black one in that emoticon barfing on an oreo?

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #32 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:46:32 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 20, 2006, 01:44:23 AM

Can someone make a gif of the black one in that emoticon barfing on an oreo?

Yeah, while you're at it make the black one fatter and give it a stupid faux-amish beard.

Seriously Himuro, what the fuck is your problem?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #33 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:58:04 AM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 20, 2006, 01:40:13 AM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 20, 2006, 01:34:17 AM
Wow, TBS likes Soul Plane and I wasn't surprised

Wow, this fat, churro licking, bastard trolls my thread and I wasn't surprised.

TBS must think Blacksploitation films are awesome too. All his friends like them.

Himu · « **Reply #34 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:59:42 AM »

Have you ever seen the movie Bamboozled, Superstation? I think you may learn a lesson or two about who the real house negroes our in our society.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #35 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:01:38 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 20, 2006, 01:59:42 AM

Have you ever seen the movie Bamboozled, Superstation? I think you may learn a lesson or two about who the real house negroes our in our society.

Its freakin Hilarious. The Tennis Pro Shop operator is trying to school you Himuro, obviously he knows what its all about, coming from the E-Streets and all.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #36 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:03:19 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 20, 2006, 01:59:42 AM

Have you ever seen the movie Bamboozled, Superstation? I think you may learn a lesson or two about who the real house negroes our in our society.

Bamboozled was an awesome film. I suggest you watch it and learn something, you bootlicking house negro.

Himu · « **Reply #37 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:04:22 AM »

...

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #38 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:05:50 AM »

wow

and just remember, this very black man named TBS runs the theaters with these girls

Now on refer to TBS as White Meat or Oreo

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #39 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:09:12 AM »

They say you Puerto Ricans are lazy, but you ride my nuts like it was your fucking job. Props, BlueTsunami.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #40 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:10:01 AM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 20, 2006, 02:09:12 AM

They say you Puerto Ricans are lazy, but you ride my nuts like it was your fucking job. Props, BlueTsunami.

Mupepe · « **Reply #41 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:11:01 AM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 20, 2006, 02:09:12 AM

They say you Puerto Ricans are lazy, but you ride my nuts like it was your fucking job. Props, BlueTsunami.

Holy shit!

The first genuinely funny thing TBS has said on this board.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #42 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:11:10 AM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 20, 2006, 02:09:12 AM

They say you Puerto Ricans are lazy, but you ride my nuts like it was your fucking job. Props, BlueTsunami.

That was pretty good

No problem, its my pleasure to make your time here shitty.

Himu · « **Reply #43 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:11:52 AM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 20, 2006, 02:09:12 AM

They say you Puerto Ricans are lazy, but you ride my nuts like it was your fucking job. Props, BlueTsunami.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #44 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:12:07 AM »

I clicked on this thread thinking it was about not wanting to see a move starring Evilbore characters.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #45 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:13:43 AM »

I'm half-Puerto Rican.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm full-bloodied lazy.

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The Black Stallion · « **Reply #46 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:14:25 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on December 20, 2006, 02:12:07 AM

I clicked on this thread thinking it was about not wanting to see a move starring Evilbore characters.

The only movie I'd want to see starring Evilbore members would have to be filmed with a handycam in a Muslim country.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #47 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:16:57 AM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 20, 2006, 02:14:25 AM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on December 20, 2006, 02:12:07 AM
I clicked on this thread thinking it was about not wanting to see a move starring Evilbore characters.

The only movie I'd want to see starring Evilbore members would have to be filmed with a handycam in a Muslim country.

I like my head...

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #48 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:17:28 AM »

Quote from: malek4980 on December 20, 2006, 02:16:57 AM

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 20, 2006, 02:14:25 AM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on December 20, 2006, 02:12:07 AM
I clicked on this thread thinking it was about not wanting to see a move starring Evilbore characters.

The only movie I'd want to see starring Evilbore members would have to be filmed with a handycam in a Muslim country.
I like my head...

Fuck your life.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #49 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:18:20 AM »

Quote from: malek4980 on December 20, 2006, 02:16:57 AM

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 20, 2006, 02:14:25 AM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on December 20, 2006, 02:12:07 AM
I clicked on this thread thinking it was about not wanting to see a move starring Evilbore characters.

The only movie I'd want to see starring Evilbore members would have to be filmed with a handycam in a Muslim country.
I like my head...

Thats racist!!

Raguel · « **Reply #50 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:26:40 AM »

TBS is at it again.

I learn so many things from him.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #51 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:37:33 AM »

Quote from: Raguel on December 20, 2006, 02:26:40 AM

TBS is at it again. I learn so many things from him.

Sit back, take notes. When I come through, class is in session. I stay schooling these EB bitches.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #52 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:56:18 AM »

I ask questions during movies, but I do NOT smell, thx.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #53 on:** December 20, 2006, 03:16:46 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on December 20, 2006, 02:56:18 AM

I ask questions during movies, but I do NOT smell, thx.

If you're any hot I'd like to know if you enjoy R&B music. If not, get bacc cracca jacc.

Himu · « **Reply #54 on:** December 20, 2006, 03:18:56 AM »

And you call us nerds?

Vizzys · « **Reply #55 on:** December 20, 2006, 03:21:56 AM »

I find it hard to take nerd as an insult.

Beezy · « **Reply #56 on:** December 20, 2006, 03:40:22 AM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 20, 2006, 02:09:12 AM

They say you Puerto Ricans are lazy, but you ride my nuts like it was your fucking job. Props, BlueTsunami.

TBS, how come I've never seen you in a pic with non-white people?

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #57 on:** December 20, 2006, 03:43:28 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on December 20, 2006, 03:40:22 AM

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 20, 2006, 02:09:12 AM
They say you Puerto Ricans are lazy, but you ride my nuts like it was your fucking job. Props, BlueTsunami.

TBS, how come I've never seen you in a pic with non-white people?

Why is it an issue?

Beezy · « **Reply #58 on:** December 20, 2006, 03:46:49 AM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 20, 2006, 03:43:28 AM

Quote from: Beezy on December 20, 2006, 03:40:22 AM
Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 20, 2006, 02:09:12 AM
They say you Puerto Ricans are lazy, but you ride my nuts like it was your fucking job. Props, BlueTsunami.

TBS, how come I've never seen you in a pic with non-white people?

Why is it an issue?

It's not really. I was just wondering if you actually knew anyone outside of your race.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #59 on:** December 20, 2006, 03:54:14 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on December 20, 2006, 03:46:49 AM

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 20, 2006, 03:43:28 AM
Quote from: Beezy on December 20, 2006, 03:40:22 AM
Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 20, 2006, 02:09:12 AM
They say you Puerto Ricans are lazy, but you ride my nuts like it was your fucking job. Props, BlueTsunami.

TBS, how come I've never seen you in a pic with non-white people?

Why is it an issue?

It's not really. I was just wondering if you actually knew anyone outside of your race.

Yeah, I do, and I hang out with them regularly. But even if I didn't... why would that be an issue? Aren't we all humans?

News:

Author Topic: I wouldn't want to see a movie with any of you guys... (Read 11516 times)