I wouldn't want to see a movie with TheBlackStallion...

[Vizzys]

...for a few modest reasons:

1. Hes black and thats pretty rare in Alaska, i've met maybe 5 of them. This could call unwanted racial hate. That or the other white people would call me a wigger for hanging out with him.

2. He would probably bitch about the cold weather.

3. Likes Soul Plane, which speaks for itself really.

4. Hates nerds, and I'm a nerd. I laugh at unfunny nerd related jokes such as the lotr versus star wars scene in clerks 2.

5. He would make fun of my rap choices such as styles of beyond, tech n9ne, del the funky homosapien and fort minor.

 

[Mupepe]

Not to mention he'd constantly be tugging at your weiner during the movie.

[The Black Stallion]

Fort Minor is shit... that's not even rap. What the fuck is wrong with you?

And the LOTR vs. Star Wars scene and the two minor characters involved were easily among the worst aspects of Clerks 2.

Get your life together, kid.

[Himu]

I bet you TBS is that type of cigarillo who eats all of the popcorn you bought while you're not looking. Son of a bitch.

[Mupepe]

Or he drinks all of the soda after saying "Lemme have a sip!"

Then you'd have to bust him in his fucking mouth and hear him whimper the whole movie.  You're fucked either way, Viz.

[The Black Stallion]

I bet you TBS is that type of cigarillo who eats all of the popcorn you bought while you're not looking. Son of a bitch.

I bet you Himuro is the type of fat fuck that needs two seats at the theatre. Girthy bastard.

[Mupepe]

I love TBS

[Vizzys]

The fort minor mixtape was awesome. I didnt like the rising tide admittedly. They have potential.

And I found the description of LOTR in Clerks 2 shown to be both accurate and amusing. Boring movies consisting of mostly walking and very akward homosexual undertones from the hobbits.

[Flannel Boy]

1. a) He would get a blow job from some white cheeseburger during the movie.
2. a) If we watched a movie about rough inner cities he'd try to tell me that the 'hood' he grew up in was much tougher.
3. a) He'd demand we watch 'Witness' instead.

[Himu]

I bet you Himuro is the type of fat fuck that needs two seats at the theatre. Girthy bastard.

I like how TBS throws out obscene accusations with little proof at all. He's like,"YOU'RE OBESE!" and I'm not obese at all.

[The Black Stallion]

The fort minor mixtape was awesome. I didnt like the rising tide admittedly. They have potential.

And I found the description of LOTR in Clerks 2 shown to be both accurate and amusing. Boring movies consisting of mostly walking and very akward homosexual undertones from the hobbits.

If you seriously sat through both albums you need help. I think the cold air has frozen your ear drums.

I bet you Himuro is the type of fat fuck that needs two seats at the theatre. Girthy bastard.

I like how TBS throws out obscene accusations with little proof at all. He's like,"YOU'RE OBESE!" and I'm not obese at all.

We've all seen your pictures, fatass.

[Mupepe]

The fort minor mixtape was awesome. I didnt like the rising tide admittedly. They have potential.

And I found the description of LOTR in Clerks 2 shown to be both accurate and amusing. Boring movies consisting of mostly walking and very akward homosexual undertones from the hobbits.

OFF WITH YOUR HEAD

[Himu]

distinguished black fellow, you watched and like Soul Plane. Please get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

[Himu]

We've all seen your pictures, fatass.

You're correct. You ARE blind. After all, you DID watch that piece of shit Soul Plane...and enjoyed it. You probably think those pale skinned females you mack on are dark skinned too huh?

[brawndolicious]

Well he probably doesn't look at them too much...

[The Black Stallion]

distinguished black fellow, you watched and like Soul Plane. Please get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

Don't get mad becuse you have to counterbalance your car so it doesn't roll on its side when you ride in it, you fucking mouth breather.

[Himu]

Where does he get this shit?

He's like a schizophrenic on acid.

YOU GUYS ARE RACIST

YOU COON

YOU'RE A FAT FUCK

What?

[The Black Stallion]

Where does he get this shit?

He's like a schizophrenic on acid.

YOU GUYS ARE RACIST

YOU COON

YOU'RE A FAT FUCK

What?

You're a goofy looking, poorly dressed, fat, boot licking coon. Stop crying and step your game up, pussy.

[brawndolicious]

Fucking white piece of shit.

[Himu]

Where does he get this shit?

He's like a schizophrenic on acid.

YOU GUYS ARE RACIST

YOU COON

YOU'RE A FAT FUCK

What?

You're a goofy looking, poorly dressed, fat, boot licking coon. Stop crying and step your game up, pussy.

 

[The Black Stallion]

Where does he get this shit?

He's like a schizophrenic on acid.

YOU GUYS ARE RACIST

YOU COON

YOU'RE A FAT FUCK

What?

You're a goofy looking, poorly dressed, fat, boot licking coon. Stop crying and step your game up, pussy.

 

Don't try to laugh that shit off. You know it's true. Accept it, and keep it moving.

[MrAngryFace]

RURAL AMERICA BLACK MAN TEACHIN HIMURO ABOUT THE MEAN STREETZ OF LIFE RITE

You really ARE a comedian TBS, but for all the wrong reasons.

[The Black Stallion]

RURAL AMERICA BLACK MAN TEACHIN HIMURO ABOUT THE MEAN STREETZ OF LIFE RITE

You really ARE a comedian TBS, but for all the wrong reasons.

Who the fuck mentioned anything about any mean streets... ever? Seriously, shut your smelly, racist, nerd ass up. You unfunny cunt.

[MrAngryFace]

lol, kids. WHATCHAGONNADO

[CajoleJuice]

 

[xnikki118x]

Hahaha WOW.

I nearly died at the LOTR v SW scene in Clerks II. I still think it's funny. Guess I'm a nerd, oh wells!

There are black people in Alaska?

[Vizzys]

Some, yes.

[xnikki118x]

I thought they were all natives and lived in Igloos!


[kidding]

[Human Snorenado]

You know, I honestly think any of us would be ok going to a movie with TBS.  I don't think any of us look like cheeseburgers, so we're likely to be a-ok.

[Beezy]

Fucking white piece of shit.

QFT. Everyone, stop mistaking TBS for a black man.

RURAL AMERICA BLACK MAN TEACHIN HIMURO ABOUT THE MEAN STREETZ OF LIFE RITE

You really ARE a comedian TBS, but for all the wrong reasons.

lol, kids. WHATCHAGONNADO

 

[max_cool]

QFT. Everyone, stop mistaking TBS for a black man.

TBS was more funny when he was black.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

I find the fact that TBS is calling Himuro a "house nicca" hilarious.

[The Black Stallion]

I find the fact that TBS is calling Himuro a "house nicca" hilarious.

It's funny, because it's true. So shut up you fat douche. Even after sucking all that dick to get into the "in" group here you're one of the most hated and most ignored. Log off, bitch.

[whiteACID]

Why do you even come here TBS? You bring nothing but ill will and futami-esque hand jerking. Do you think anyone gives a shit about who you would go to the movies with or the n*gger clothes you wear? Do you think your sophomoric disses really get to people, do you think anyone here really loses sleep at night because of some wordy jabs made by a pathetic fuck in a vain attempt to make himself seem intelligent or even semi-educated?

You remind me of the fat girl in high school who thought everyone was picking on her because they were "jealous".

[The Black Stallion]

Why do you even come here TBS? You bring nothing but ill will and futami-esque hand jerking. Do you think anyone gives a shit about who you would go to the movies with or the n*gger clothes you wear?

I stopped reading there. Since when do I wear "n*gger" clothes? I thought I wasn't "black" enough? Now all of the sudden my apparel qualifies as "n*gger" clothes? Tell me... what do classless tarts from Ohio find attractive these days? Let me know so I can do the opposite.

[whiteACID]

Don't worry too much about it, you already dress opposite of "classy". oh, TBS don't ever change.

[The Black Stallion]

Don't worry too much about it, you already dress opposite of "classy". oh, TBS don't even change.

So how do you dress? I mean, what do you consider classy? Piss stained, stone washed, carpenter jeans? Piss stained, puke-coloured blouses? The arrant scent of old cigarette butts? Tell me now, scag.

[Bacon]

I just want us all to be friends.

[whiteACID]

Don't worry too much about it, you already dress opposite of "classy". oh, TBS don't even change.

So how do you dress? I mean, what do you consider classy? Piss stained, stone washed, carpenter jeans? Piss stained, puke-coloured blouses? The arrant scent of old cigarette butts? Tell me now, scag.

Clever of you, piss-stained is such a pleasant word to use twice in one sentence. Most of my clothes are from Express, the Limited or New York & Company. I don't think Piss-stained is a word any classy store or even person for that matter would use to describe their clothes, they would probably use the words like beige or tan. Something along those lines.

[The Black Stallion]

Don't worry too much about it, you already dress opposite of "classy". oh, TBS don't even change.

So how do you dress? I mean, what do you consider classy? Piss stained, stone washed, carpenter jeans? Piss stained, puke-coloured blouses? The arrant scent of old cigarette butts? Tell me now, scag.

Clever of you, piss-stained is such a pleasant word to use twice in one sentence. Most of my clothes are from Express, the Limited or New York & Company. I don't think Piss-stained is a word any classy store or even person for that matter would use to describe their clothes, they would probably use the words like beige or tan. Something along those lines.

No, I've seen a picture of you with piss on your shirt, and another picture of you kissing a man that was drenched in urine. I think "piss-stained" is quite accurate, whore.

But, looking at your pictures I had you pegged as a WalMart shopper. Some of the pieces in the stores you mentioned can be pricey, which begs the question:

Why do you pay so much, to look so bad?

[Saint Cornelius]

How about the two of you work on being less fucking annoying

[whiteACID]

Wow, let's reference my obvious parody thread while we bitch about people's style. Please, TBS, nobody want's to have an identity. Let's all just dress like you and go on dates with horsy-faced girls too.

[Himu]

This negro been up all night defending himself. Look at this nerd.

[The Black Stallion]

Wow, let's reference my obvious parody thread while we bitch about people's style. Please, TBS, nobody want's to have an identity. Let's all just dress like you and go on dates with horsy-faced girls too.

Seriously, what the fuck is your problem? Is it because you look like the type of girl that all the guys have taken turns on? Is it because you're not good looking? Is it the cottage-cheese-like discharge that's coming out of your vagina? I'm not the reason for any of those. You have to blame yourself, or blame god.

Oh, and don't make fun of that girl's looks, it only makes you look more like the jealous tart that you are.

This negro been up all night defending himself. Look at this nerd.

I had a day off last night, and I don't have to work till 5 today. I didn't have shit to do, so I decided to treat you all with my presence. Also, I haven't been defending myself for shit. It's you all that have been pouting and crying at my truth saying.

[Saint Cornelius]

Damn TBS, the really realest n!ggas are always beefin' on the intarwebs

You're like the offspring of Waychel and Futami, dude.

[The Black Stallion]

Damn TBS, the really realest n!ggas are always beefin' on the intarwebs

You're like the offspring of Waychel and Futami, dude.

Shut up, old man. Don't you have a job to go to? A family to raise? Log off and do something with your life.

[Saint Cornelius]

I'm at work. Maybe you should get off my log & redwood's twat and try developing a better schtick, because the black Seinfeld just ain't working for you

And jesus christ, if you're going to pick on someone, try having it be someone OTHER than redwood. Attention is like manna from heaven for her, so this is going to go back and forth all fucking day long, and I doubt it's going to get much better than this - which is to say, not at all

[whiteACID]

Wow, let's reference my obvious parody thread while we bitch about people's style. Please, TBS, nobody want's to have an identity. Let's all just dress like you and go on dates with horsy-faced girls too.

Seriously, what the fuck is your problem? Is it because you look like the type of girl that all the guys have taken turns on? Is it because you're not good looking? Is it the cottage-cheese-like discharge that's coming out of your vagina? I'm not the reason for any of those. You have to blame yourself, or blame god.

Oh, and don't make fun of that girl's looks, it only makes you look more like the jealous tart that you are.

This negro been up all night defending himself. Look at this nerd.

I had a day off last night, and I don't have to work till 5 today. I didn't have shit to do, so I decided to treat you all with my presence. Also, I haven't been defending myself for shit. It's you all that have been pouting and crying at my truth saying.

Damn dude, you're like Saint Cornelius. Just not funny or even really original AT ALL.

[The Black Stallion]

Damn dude, you're like Saint Cornelius. Just not funny or even really original AT ALL.

Damn girl, you're just like every other frazzled whore in the midwest. Just letting you know is all.

[Saint Cornelius]

Damn dude, you're like Saint Cornelius. Just not funny or even really original AT ALL.

You change your tune awful quick.

[whiteACID]

Damn dude, you're like Saint Cornelius. Just not funny or even really original AT ALL.

Damn girl, you're just like every other frazzled whore in the midwest. Just letting you know is all.

Next: you'll be calling me a junky whore and a prude cunt in the same sentence.

[whiteACID]

Damn dude, you're like Saint Cornelius. Just not funny or even really original AT ALL.

You change your tune awful quick.

By that I mean he always has to have the last word. Except your e-arguments actually make me laugh.

[Saint Cornelius]

By that I mean he always has to have the last word. Except your e-arguments actually make me laugh.

whatever.

[whiteACID]

See: lol

[Van Cruncheon]

this thread lacks in quality dissing

especially from tbs, that gamey popeyed yokel Tom can't even step to stoners and nintendo fanboys

[Strife Doombringer]

lol I know plent of Alaskans and they dont live in Igloos

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

I may be hated TBS, but not HALF as badly as you are.

[The Black Stallion]

I may be hated TBS, but not HALF as badly as you are.

Even IF that were true, it doesn't change the fact that for every post you've coddled other members' balls. You kissed so much ass that your nose was browner than mine. Whereas I've made fools of most everyone here. Your fall from grace was pitiful, you fat bitch.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

How do I coddle other member's balls? By not tossing childish insults at them whenever I feel like it?

[The Black Stallion]

How do I coddle other member's balls? By not tossing childish insults at them whenever I feel like it?

You have 5876 posts. I wager about 60% of those has been mindless co-signing bullshit. You wrote the book on ball coddling, you fat fuck.