Author Topic: There's a lot of fuck annoying people on Evilbore (Read 3963 times)

Saint Cornelius · « **on:** December 20, 2006, 01:44:43 PM »

Is the cold weather making everyone's vaginas swell up, or something?

Bacon · « **Reply #1 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:45:49 PM »

Holla.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #2 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:46:00 PM »

Including you.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:49:07 PM »

It's the ether.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:49:30 PM »

Merry Christmas, assholes.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #5 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:50:40 PM »

Some people are getting coal in their stocking.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:51:01 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 20, 2006, 01:49:30 PM

Merry Christmas, assholes.

First you nailed my Lord to a cross and now you spit on his gave. :'(

whiteACID · « **Reply #7 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:52:48 PM »

I am The Black Stallion

Knowledge, thy middle name is Black.

I give Tennis lessons at a prestigious Country Club. The woman here are made of pure gold, I try to lap on their vaginas, but they laugh at me, deeming me unworthy.

My mom pegs me and when I turn around it tastes like the delicious chicken she fried for me earlier.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:52:50 PM »

Why do people seriously act as if I, representative of the Hebrew past, present and future, personally dragged Christ and nailed him to the cross?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #9 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:53:18 PM »

Quote from: malek4980 on December 20, 2006, 01:51:01 PM

First you nailed my Lord to a cross and now you spit on his gave. :'(

WISE FROM YOUR GAVE

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #10 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:53:53 PM »

BTW, is Hannukah still going on?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #11 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:54:00 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on December 20, 2006, 01:52:48 PM

I am The Black Stallion

Knowledge, thy middle name is Black.

I give Tennis lessons at a prestigious Country Club. The woman here are made of pure gold, I try to lap on their vaginas, but they laugh at me, deeming me unworthy.

My mom pegs me and when I turn around it tastes like the delicious chicken she fried for me earlier.

Thanks for perpetuating this bullshit even FURTHER, whiteACID!

whiteACID · « **Reply #12 on:** December 20, 2006, 01:57:34 PM »

Anything for you

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #13 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:00:47 PM »

Fool me once...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:01:26 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on December 20, 2006, 01:53:53 PM

BTW, is Hannukah still going on?

Yeah, I'm going to even make a formal Hannukah meal tomorrow night!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #15 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:04:01 PM »

I bet Willco has some tasty-ass matzo balls.

Bacon · « **Reply #16 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:06:37 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 20, 2006, 02:01:26 PM

Quote from: The Dark Shake on December 20, 2006, 01:53:53 PM
BTW, is Hannukah still going on?

Yeah, I'm going to even make a formal Hannukah meal tomorrow night!

Make me some potato pancakes, bitch.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #17 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:08:33 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 20, 2006, 02:01:26 PM

Yeah, I'm going to even make a formal Hannukah meal tomorrow night!

Last night, I saw a menorah outside the restaurant where Willco and I ate dinner. I pointed to it and said, "look, it's a sign of your people!" He laughed maniacally and started shouting something in his evil Jew language that I couldn't understand. As I ran away in fear, he started kicking a homeless man, just because the guy wasn't wearing a yarmukle.

Willco is a MENACE to our Judeo-Christian SOCIETY.

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:09:25 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on December 20, 2006, 02:08:33 PM

Quote from: Willco on December 20, 2006, 02:01:26 PM
Yeah, I'm going to even make a formal Hannukah meal tomorrow night!

Last night, I saw a menorah outside the restaurant where Willco and I ate dinner. I pointed to it and said, "look, it's a sign of your people!" He laughed maniacally and started shouting something in his evil Jew language that I couldn't understand. As I ran away in fear, he started kicking a homeless man, just because the guy wasn't wearing a yarmukle.

Willco is a MENACE to our Judeo-Christian SOCIETY.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:10:56 PM »

some of us are chill, Saint C; you just don't notice the quiet ones

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:11:55 PM »

For real.

Tigerriot · « **Reply #21 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:12:07 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on December 20, 2006, 02:08:33 PM

Quote from: Willco on December 20, 2006, 02:01:26 PM
Yeah, I'm going to even make a formal Hannukah meal tomorrow night!

Last night, I saw a menorah outside the restaurant where Willco and I ate dinner. I pointed to it and said, "look, it's a sign of your people!" He laughed maniacally and started shouting something in his evil Jew language that I couldn't understand. As I ran away in fear, he started kicking a homeless man, just because the guy wasn't wearing a yarmukle.

Willco is a MENACE to our Judeo-Christian SOCIETY.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:13:13 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on December 20, 2006, 02:08:33 PM

As I ran away in fear, he started kicking a homeless man, just because the guy wasn't wearing a yarmukle...

You conveniently left out the part where this so-called "homeless man" was really a guy dressed up as Chaplin panhandling for spare change and Zunes outside Virgin Megastore.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #23 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:15:32 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on December 20, 2006, 02:10:56 PM

some of us are chill, Saint C; you just don't notice the quiet ones

Oh, I notice you.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #24 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:15:38 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 20, 2006, 02:13:13 PM

You conveniently left out the part where this so-called "homeless man" was really a guy dressed up as Chaplin panhandling for spare change and Zunes outside Virgin Megastore.

"Not everyone with that sort of clipped mustache is a Nazi," I told you, but you kept shouting about how he wouldn't get any of your "precious gold" and kicking the everloving Jesus out of him. (Literally.)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:19:10 PM »

Not only did I spot the scars of a tattoo removal of a swastika and the rank smell of his uncircumsized body odor, but he also had the audacity to wish me a Merry Christmas. You know what that pagan jerk is getting for Christmas? The sheeny curse! Way to go, Chaplin.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #26 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:20:09 PM »

So, are you going to convert CrystalGemini to your Jewy ways?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #27 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:21:46 PM »

She bows to no one.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #28 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:22:32 PM »

tee hee

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #29 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:23:30 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 20, 2006, 02:21:46 PM

She bows to no one.

Does she get on her knees though?

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:23:58 PM »

Quote from: malek4980 on December 20, 2006, 02:23:30 PM

Quote from: Willco on December 20, 2006, 02:21:46 PM
She bows to no one.
Does she get on her knees though?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #31 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:26:09 PM »

Quote from: malek4980 on December 20, 2006, 02:23:30 PM

Quote from: Willco on December 20, 2006, 02:21:46 PM
She bows to no one.
Does she get on her knees though?

Only to tie her shoes and look for car keys.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #32 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:26:52 PM »

How can you tie your shoes while on your knees?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #33 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:27:07 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #34 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:28:14 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on December 20, 2006, 02:26:52 PM

How can you tie your shoes while on your knees?

Well, it's really just one knee, but you alternate when you need to tie the other one.

Bacon · « **Reply #35 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:45:06 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 20, 2006, 02:26:09 PM

Quote from: malek4980 on December 20, 2006, 02:23:30 PM
Quote from: Willco on December 20, 2006, 02:21:46 PM
She bows to no one.
Does she get on her knees though?

Only to tie her shoes and look for car keys.

Sorry to hear that.

rocketman · « **Reply #36 on:** December 21, 2006, 12:10:16 AM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on December 20, 2006, 01:44:43 PM

Is the cold weather making everyone's vaginas swell up, or something?

He gets savagely picked on at OA, so he comes here to bitch MORE? lolz

Himu · « **Reply #37 on:** December 21, 2006, 12:11:45 AM »

Quote from: rocketman on December 21, 2006, 12:10:16 AM

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on December 20, 2006, 01:44:43 PM
Is the cold weather making everyone's vaginas swell up, or something?

He gets savagely picked on at OA, so he comes here to bitch MORE? lolz

But we pick on him here too!

rocketman · « **Reply #38 on:** December 21, 2006, 12:14:45 AM »

He told me to give him my phone number so he could give me the talking to of a lifetime!

Too bad when I answered the phone with my manly voice, his vagina trembled in fear and he hung up.

demi · « **Reply #39 on:** December 21, 2006, 12:17:33 AM »

Quote from: Willco on December 20, 2006, 02:26:09 PM

Quote from: malek4980 on December 20, 2006, 02:23:30 PM
Quote from: Willco on December 20, 2006, 02:21:46 PM
She bows to no one.
Does she get on her knees though?

Only to tie her shoes and look for car keys.

This relationship won't end well

xnikki118x · « **Reply #40 on:** December 21, 2006, 01:00:07 AM »

Quote from: Willco on December 20, 2006, 02:19:10 PM

Not only did I spot the scars of a tattoo removal of a swastika and the rank smell of his uncircumsized body odor, but he also had the audacity to wish me a Merry Christmas. You know what that pagan jerk is getting for Christmas? The sheeny curse! Way to go, Chaplin.

Sheeny curse.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #41 on:** December 21, 2006, 02:05:12 AM »

Quote from: rocketman on December 21, 2006, 12:14:45 AM

He told me to give him my phone number so he could give me the talking to of a lifetime!

Too bad when I answered the phone with my manly voice, his vagina trembled in fear and he hung up.

too bad your voicemail with U Can't Fucking Touch This came on. i don't have time to play with your ass; either you pick up, or you don't, but you don't fucking stalk me and call me four more times, hanging up each time.

rocketman · « **Reply #42 on:** December 21, 2006, 02:09:38 AM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on December 21, 2006, 02:05:12 AM

Quote from: rocketman on December 21, 2006, 12:14:45 AM
He told me to give him my phone number so he could give me the talking to of a lifetime!

Too bad when I answered the phone with my manly voice, his vagina trembled in fear and he hung up.

too bad your voicemail with U Can't Fucking Touch This came on. i don't have time to play with your ass; either you pick up, or you don't, but you don't fucking stalk me and call me four more times, hanging up each time.

I said hello, and you hung up. I called you back once. After that, I kept getting calls from your number over and over. I'd miss them and call back. The last time a call came from your #, I found out it was your cheap ass voice mail calling my phone.

Don't think I care about you that much, boy

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #43 on:** December 21, 2006, 02:14:38 AM »

you better prove you have my number in your phone more than once before i post pix of your number up in MY piece, repeatedly, over and over, high-pitched vince vaughan over the internet hanging up on the phone little fergynuy.

rocketman · « **Reply #44 on:** December 21, 2006, 02:20:14 AM »

That'd be impossible. My phone groups together calls, making it impossible to see how many times you called. All I can say is the last time you called was 7:36

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #45 on:** December 21, 2006, 02:20:39 AM »

Happy Festivus everyone!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #46 on:** December 21, 2006, 02:21:12 AM »

Quote from: rocketman on December 21, 2006, 02:20:14 AM

That'd be impossible. My phone groups together calls, making it impossible to see how many times you called. All I can say is the last time you called was 7:36

interesting thing is it's very fucking possible with my phone

rocketman · « **Reply #47 on:** December 21, 2006, 02:22:23 AM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on December 21, 2006, 02:21:12 AM

Quote from: rocketman on December 21, 2006, 02:20:14 AM
That'd be impossible. My phone groups together calls, making it impossible to see how many times you called. All I can say is the last time you called was 7:36

interesting thing is it's very fucking possible with my phone

Interesting thing is different features on different phones. It does it so I can keep track of calls easier.

Fact is, you called and hung up after calling me out. Pussy

Mupepe · « **Reply #48 on:** December 21, 2006, 02:23:42 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 21, 2006, 02:20:39 AM

Happy Festivus everyone!

QUIET GEORGE

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #49 on:** December 21, 2006, 03:11:10 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 21, 2006, 02:23:42 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 21, 2006, 02:20:39 AM
Happy Festivus everyone!
QUIET GEORGE

Bloodwake · « **Reply #50 on:** December 21, 2006, 03:29:15 AM »

HI GUYS

WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD LOLZ

drozmight · « **Reply #51 on:** December 21, 2006, 03:48:26 AM »

I just ate something called a pumpkin muffin and it sucked.

man that was bad.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #52 on:** December 21, 2006, 09:27:00 AM »

stocky > Corny

Bacon · « **Reply #53 on:** December 21, 2006, 09:29:27 AM »

Quote from: rocketman on December 21, 2006, 02:22:23 AM

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on December 21, 2006, 02:21:12 AM
Quote from: rocketman on December 21, 2006, 02:20:14 AM
That'd be impossible. My phone groups together calls, making it impossible to see how many times you called. All I can say is the last time you called was 7:36

interesting thing is it's very fucking possible with my phone

Interesting thing is different features on different phones. It does it so I can keep track of calls easier.

Fact is, you called and hung up after calling me out. Pussy

You're both being really annoying.

whiteACID · « **Reply #54 on:** December 21, 2006, 09:39:32 AM »

Bacon · « **Reply #55 on:** December 21, 2006, 09:54:05 AM »

Quote from: whiteACID on December 21, 2006, 09:39:32 AM

word

Call me.

whiteACID · « **Reply #56 on:** December 21, 2006, 09:59:53 AM »

You never answer when I call you. $:-\$

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #57 on:** December 21, 2006, 10:14:20 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 21, 2006, 02:20:39 AM

Happy Festivus everyone!

WE'RE BRINGIN IT BACK BABY

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #58 on:** December 21, 2006, 11:11:21 AM »

News:

Author Topic: There's a lot of fuck annoying people on Evilbore (Read 3963 times)

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