There's a lot of fuck annoying people on Evilbore

[Saint Cornelius]

Is the cold weather making everyone's vaginas swell up, or something?

[Bacon]

Holla.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Including you.

[Flannel Boy]

It's the ether.

[The Fake Shemp]

Merry Christmas, assholes.

[Saint Cornelius]

Some people are getting coal in their stocking.

[Flannel Boy]

Merry Christmas, assholes.

First you nailed my Lord to a cross and now you spit on his gave.  :'(

[whiteACID]

I am The Black Stallion

Knowledge, thy middle name is Black.

I give Tennis lessons at a prestigious Country Club. The woman here are made of pure gold, I try to lap on their vaginas, but they laugh at me, deeming me unworthy.

My mom pegs me and when I turn around it tastes like the delicious chicken she fried for me earlier.

 

[The Fake Shemp]

Why do people seriously act as if I, representative of the Hebrew past, present and future, personally dragged Christ and nailed him to the cross?

[Saint Cornelius]

First you nailed my Lord to a cross and now you spit on his gave.  :'(

WISE FROM YOUR GAVE

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

BTW, is Hannukah still going on?

[Saint Cornelius]

I am The Black Stallion

Knowledge, thy middle name is Black.

I give Tennis lessons at a prestigious Country Club. The woman here are made of pure gold, I try to lap on their vaginas, but they laugh at me, deeming me unworthy.

My mom pegs me and when I turn around it tastes like the delicious chicken she fried for me earlier.

 

Thanks for perpetuating this bullshit even FURTHER, whiteACID!

[whiteACID]

Anything for you 

[Saint Cornelius]

Fool me once...

[The Fake Shemp]

BTW, is Hannukah still going on?

Yeah, I'm going to even make a formal Hannukah meal tomorrow night!

[Saint Cornelius]

I bet Willco has some tasty-ass matzo balls.

[Bacon]

BTW, is Hannukah still going on?

Yeah, I'm going to even make a formal Hannukah meal tomorrow night!

Make me some potato pancakes, bitch.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Yeah, I'm going to even make a formal Hannukah meal tomorrow night!

Last night, I saw a menorah outside the restaurant where Willco and I ate dinner. I pointed to it and said, "look, it's a sign of your people!" He laughed maniacally and started shouting something in his evil Jew language that I couldn't understand. As I ran away in fear, he started kicking a homeless man, just because the guy wasn't wearing a yarmukle.

Willco is a MENACE to our Judeo-Christian SOCIETY.

[Himu]

Yeah, I'm going to even make a formal Hannukah meal tomorrow night!

Last night, I saw a menorah outside the restaurant where Willco and I ate dinner. I pointed to it and said, "look, it's a sign of your people!" He laughed maniacally and started shouting something in his evil Jew language that I couldn't understand. As I ran away in fear, he started kicking a homeless man, just because the guy wasn't wearing a yarmukle.

Willco is a MENACE to our Judeo-Christian SOCIETY.

 

[Van Cruncheon]

some of us are chill, Saint C; you just don't notice the quiet ones

[demi]

For real.

[Tigerriot]

Yeah, I'm going to even make a formal Hannukah meal tomorrow night!

Last night, I saw a menorah outside the restaurant where Willco and I ate dinner. I pointed to it and said, "look, it's a sign of your people!" He laughed maniacally and started shouting something in his evil Jew language that I couldn't understand. As I ran away in fear, he started kicking a homeless man, just because the guy wasn't wearing a yarmukle.

Willco is a MENACE to our Judeo-Christian SOCIETY.

 

[The Fake Shemp]

As I ran away in fear, he started kicking a homeless man, just because the guy wasn't wearing a yarmukle...

You conveniently left out the part where this so-called "homeless man" was really a guy dressed up as Chaplin panhandling for spare change and Zunes outside Virgin Megastore.

[Saint Cornelius]

some of us are chill, Saint C; you just don't notice the quiet ones

Oh, I notice you.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

You conveniently left out the part where this so-called "homeless man" was really a guy dressed up as Chaplin panhandling for spare change and Zunes outside Virgin Megastore.

"Not everyone with that sort of clipped mustache is a Nazi," I told you, but you kept shouting about how he wouldn't get any of your "precious gold" and kicking the everloving Jesus out of him. (Literally.)

[The Fake Shemp]

Not only did I spot the scars of a tattoo removal of a swastika and the rank smell of his uncircumsized body odor, but he also had the audacity to wish me a Merry Christmas.  You know what that pagan jerk is getting for Christmas?  The sheeny curse!  Way to go, Chaplin.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

So, are you going to convert CrystalGemini to your Jewy ways?

[The Fake Shemp]

She bows to no one.

[Saint Cornelius]

tee hee

[Flannel Boy]

She bows to no one.

Does she get on her knees though?

[Himu]

She bows to no one.

Does she get on her knees though?

[The Fake Shemp]

She bows to no one.

Does she get on her knees though?

Only to tie her shoes and look for car keys.

[cloudwalking]

How can you tie your shoes while on your knees?

[BlueTsunami]

[The Fake Shemp]

How can you tie your shoes while on your knees?

Well, it's really just one knee, but you alternate when you need to tie the other one.

[Bacon]

She bows to no one.

Does she get on her knees though?

Only to tie her shoes and look for car keys.

Sorry to hear that.

[rocketman]

Is the cold weather making everyone's vaginas swell up, or something?

He gets savagely picked on at OA, so he comes here to bitch MORE? lolz

[Himu]

Is the cold weather making everyone's vaginas swell up, or something?

He gets savagely picked on at OA, so he comes here to bitch MORE? lolz

But we pick on him here too!

[rocketman]

He told me to give him my phone number so he could give me the talking to of a lifetime!

Too bad when I answered the phone with my manly voice, his vagina trembled in fear and he hung up.

[demi]

She bows to no one.

Does she get on her knees though?

Only to tie her shoes and look for car keys.

This relationship won't end well

[xnikki118x]

Not only did I spot the scars of a tattoo removal of a swastika and the rank smell of his uncircumsized body odor, but he also had the audacity to wish me a Merry Christmas.  You know what that pagan jerk is getting for Christmas?  The sheeny curse!  Way to go, Chaplin.

Sheeny curse.

[Saint Cornelius]

He told me to give him my phone number so he could give me the talking to of a lifetime!

Too bad when I answered the phone with my manly voice, his vagina trembled in fear and he hung up.

too bad your voicemail with U Can't Fucking Touch This came on. i don't have time to play with your ass; either you pick up, or you don't, but you don't fucking stalk me and call me four more times, hanging up each time. 

[rocketman]

He told me to give him my phone number so he could give me the talking to of a lifetime!

Too bad when I answered the phone with my manly voice, his vagina trembled in fear and he hung up.

too bad your voicemail with U Can't Fucking Touch This came on. i don't have time to play with your ass; either you pick up, or you don't, but you don't fucking stalk me and call me four more times, hanging up each time. 

I said hello, and you hung up. I called you back once. After that, I kept getting calls from your number over and over. I'd miss them and call back. The last time a call came from your #, I found out it was your cheap ass voice mail calling my phone.

Don't think I care about you that much, boy

[Saint Cornelius]

you better prove you have my number in your phone more than once before i post pix of your number up in MY piece, repeatedly, over and over, high-pitched vince vaughan over the internet hanging up on the phone little fergynuy.

[rocketman]

That'd be impossible. My phone groups together calls, making it impossible to see how many times you called. All I can say is the last time you called was 7:36

[CajoleJuice]

Happy Festivus everyone!

[Saint Cornelius]

That'd be impossible. My phone groups together calls, making it impossible to see how many times you called. All I can say is the last time you called was 7:36

interesting thing is it's very fucking possible with my phone

[rocketman]

That'd be impossible. My phone groups together calls, making it impossible to see how many times you called. All I can say is the last time you called was 7:36

interesting thing is it's very fucking possible with my phone

Interesting thing is different features on different phones. It does it so I can keep track of calls easier.

Fact is, you called and hung up after calling me out. Pussy

[Mupepe]

Happy Festivus everyone!

QUIET GEORGE

[CajoleJuice]

Happy Festivus everyone!

QUIET GEORGE

[Bloodwake]

HI GUYS

WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD LOLZ

[drozmight]

I just ate something called a pumpkin muffin and it sucked.

man that was bad.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

stocky > Corny

[Bacon]

That'd be impossible. My phone groups together calls, making it impossible to see how many times you called. All I can say is the last time you called was 7:36

interesting thing is it's very fucking possible with my phone

Interesting thing is different features on different phones. It does it so I can keep track of calls easier.

Fact is, you called and hung up after calling me out. Pussy

You're both being really annoying.

[whiteACID]

word

[Bacon]

word

Call me.

[whiteACID]

You never answer when I call you. 

[Disposable White Guy]

Happy Festivus everyone!

WE'RE BRINGIN IT BACK BABY

[Saint Cornelius]

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