Author Topic: Overexcited family member or creepy flirting? You decide. (Read 2933 times)

lennedsay · « **Reply #60 on:** June 05, 2010, 09:43:38 AM »

Maybe she doesn't recognize you after the weight loss.

OR the whole family (but you) found out you're adopted. No blood, no foul!

Akala · « **Reply #61 on:** June 05, 2010, 10:06:30 AM »

I don't think she's flirting.

Nothing but a bottle of wine standing between you and the real answer though!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #62 on:** June 05, 2010, 10:20:58 AM »

Quote from: Jinfash Akbar on June 05, 2010, 09:17:54 AM

Reading these messages out of context indeed make them sound creepy, however I don't know the person or whether this is his way of expressing herself or not. Has she ever told you anything like that before or is this out of nowhere?

No, not really. Like I said, when we were younger, she's made some semi-flirty comments. Comments prefaced with "... if we weren't cousins" and lots of other creepy stuff. I remember telling Disposable White Guy that she told me once that the great thing about having sex with a deaf chick is that they can't talk.

So, uh, yeah.

Quote from: Wrika

edit: Da fuck, she's 8 years older than you and married? Dude give me a break, how could you even wonder.

What does the age have to do with anything? I've slept with women older than she is.

brob · « **Reply #63 on:** June 05, 2010, 10:24:45 AM »

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Ichirou · « **Reply #64 on:** June 05, 2010, 10:25:25 AM »

How old was the oldest chick you slept with, Willco? Over forty?

Akala · « **Reply #65 on:** June 05, 2010, 10:45:19 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 05, 2010, 10:20:58 AM

she told me once that the great thing about having sex with a deaf chick is that they can't talk.

I bet there'd be some fucked up noises though.

brob · « **Reply #66 on:** June 05, 2010, 10:52:26 AM »

saw a porno with a deaf chick once. she sounded like an animal.

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demi · « **Reply #67 on:** June 05, 2010, 10:52:57 AM »

Why is my name being thrown around?

Ya'll crazy

BlackMage · « **Reply #68 on:** June 05, 2010, 10:56:40 AM »

Quote from: demi on June 05, 2010, 10:52:57 AM

Why is my name being thrown around?

Ya'll crazy

that's because most of us consider you the expert on deviant sex.

demi · « **Reply #69 on:** June 05, 2010, 11:00:33 AM »

Willco edited out the photo I posted, but if you saw her you would agree with me, she is definitely at least a drunken handjob

BlackMage · « **Reply #70 on:** June 05, 2010, 11:02:57 AM »

I must admit i am a bit turned on by this whole scenario.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #71 on:** June 05, 2010, 11:16:35 AM »

Y'all a bunch of BrandNews.

Beezy · « **Reply #72 on:** June 05, 2010, 11:30:44 AM »

Cousins shouldn't flirt at all, even as a joke. That shit is too awkward.

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 05, 2010, 11:16:35 AM

Y'all a bunch of BrandNews.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #73 on:** June 05, 2010, 12:03:38 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 05, 2010, 10:20:58 AM

Quote from: Jinfash Akbar on June 05, 2010, 09:17:54 AM
Reading these messages out of context indeed make them sound creepy, however I don't know the person or whether this is his way of expressing herself or not. Has she ever told you anything like that before or is this out of nowhere?

No, not really. Like I said, when we were younger, she's made some semi-flirty comments. Comments prefaced with "... if we weren't cousins" and lots of other creepy stuff. I remember telling Disposable White Guy that she told me once that the great thing about having sex with a deaf chick is that they can't talk.

So, uh, yeah.

Quote from: Wrika
edit: Da fuck, she's 8 years older than you and married? Dude give me a break, how could you even wonder.

What does the age have to do with anything? I've slept with women older than she is.

Look mang, i don't know what crack whore houses you've been hitting, but i'm guessing those women weren't your cousins or aunts or some shit, and weren't married to another dude from your family.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #74 on:** June 05, 2010, 12:23:42 PM »

Alright, I've seen the pics.

Just don't get drunk dude.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #75 on:** June 05, 2010, 12:58:18 PM »

You may have slept with older women, but we're taking about a married family member who's 8 years older than you here. I really doubt she wants the cock. Perhaps this is how her motherly personality displays itself

But you know how to find out Willco. Respond again with some comments like "i can't wait to see you I love you so much. I've had a tough year but you always make me feel better" or some shit. Get her talking more, see where it goes.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #76 on:** June 05, 2010, 09:59:08 PM »

Incest is the best, put your cousin to the test.

Oblivion · « **Reply #77 on:** June 05, 2010, 10:16:57 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on June 05, 2010, 09:59:08 PM

Incest is wincest, put your cousin to the test.

That's the correct line.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #78 on:** June 05, 2010, 10:18:01 PM »

I like how she called you a big boy. Does she want to play with your fat flabs or something

BlackMage · « **Reply #79 on:** June 05, 2010, 10:18:29 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on June 05, 2010, 09:59:08 PM

Incest is the best, put your cousin to the test.

Put on that fancy vest, and don't worry bout the rest.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #80 on:** June 05, 2010, 10:19:35 PM »

Wait how does she know your funny if she's deaf

BlackMage · « **Reply #81 on:** June 05, 2010, 10:22:58 PM »

hey hey maybe someone told will that this means hello in sign language

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #82 on:** June 06, 2010, 11:31:30 PM »

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No, not really. Like I said, when we were younger, she's made some semi-flirty comments. Comments prefaced with "... if we weren't cousins" and lots of other creepy stuff. I remember telling Disposable White Guy that she told me once that the great thing about having sex with a deaf chick is that they can't talk.

she's probably just amused by seeing you squirm.

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