willco: i am attracted to a girl that looks like you eric
eric: nice, thanks for the compliment
willco: i don't think you get it, i am attracted TO A GIRL that happens to look like you
eric: uh, yeah, i mean, thanks, that's flattering
willco: seriously, i LIKE GIRLS! GIRLS! NOT YOU! JUST GIRLS THAT LOOK LIKE YOU! EXACTLY LIKE YOU!
eric: um
willco: oh jesus, it's hard being a republican.