Author Topic: Is it weird that I am attracted to a chick that is basically the female Eric P? (Read 2323 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** June 11, 2010, 11:23:14 AM »

I'm talking to this chick that is basically the female Eric P. Even he agrees that her color commentary is eerily similar to our daily chats.

... so is it wrong that I'm attracted to a chick that has similar tastes as Eric P, or am I secretly in love with Eric P?

Eric P · « **Reply #1 on:** June 11, 2010, 11:27:11 AM »

makes sense.

eric p is awesome

erica p would be awesomer

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #2 on:** June 11, 2010, 11:30:29 AM »

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Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** June 11, 2010, 11:32:25 AM »

hell no. just hit it though. no relationship. eric is a whore and breaks hearts

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #4 on:** June 11, 2010, 12:07:07 PM »

eric P has an amazing, smooth voice though.

does this chick have an amazing, smooth voice??

BlackMage · « **Reply #5 on:** June 11, 2010, 12:08:00 PM »

Eric P needs to show us his ass first.

Robo · « **Reply #6 on:** June 11, 2010, 12:34:08 PM »

It's weird that you're attracted to an inauthentic Eric P when you have access to the real thing, yes.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** June 11, 2010, 12:44:08 PM »

does she look like him though?

Eric P · « **Reply #8 on:** June 11, 2010, 12:50:59 PM »

her beard isn't as awesome

BlackMage · « **Reply #9 on:** June 11, 2010, 12:57:00 PM »

how about a pic of the girl.. throw us a fuken bone here.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** June 11, 2010, 01:14:15 PM »

Imagine Eric P and go from there.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** June 11, 2010, 01:16:25 PM »

if she looks like eric p, then yes

no offensive to our lovely aging hipster peer, his beard just wouldn't look good on any non-pakistani woman

edit: goldammit, eric p HISSELFS beat me to the joke

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #12 on:** June 11, 2010, 01:21:51 PM »

Me thinks Willco is is trying to tell Eric tactfully that he's dating his sister or mom.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** June 11, 2010, 02:00:44 PM »

i think willco is trying to tell eric p tactfully that he wants to cornhole the daylights out of him

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** June 11, 2010, 02:03:29 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** June 11, 2010, 02:05:30 PM »

willco: i am attracted to a girl that looks like you eric

eric: nice, thanks for the compliment

willco: i don't think you get it, i am attracted TO A GIRL that happens to look like you

eric: uh, yeah, i mean, thanks, that's flattering

willco: seriously, i LIKE GIRLS! GIRLS! NOT YOU! JUST GIRLS THAT LOOK LIKE YOU! EXACTLY LIKE YOU!

eric: um

willco: oh jesus, it's hard being a republican.

Diunx · « **Reply #16 on:** June 11, 2010, 02:17:41 PM »

There's a Seinfeld episode about this, go do some research Willco.

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** June 11, 2010, 02:17:47 PM »

well something is definitely hard

Eric P · « **Reply #18 on:** June 11, 2010, 02:24:44 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 11, 2010, 02:00:44 PM

i think willco is trying to tell eric p tactfully that he wants to cornhole the daylights out of him

he's learned tact?

"you should move out to hollywood with me. we can bang (uncomfortable pause) HOES! we can bang HOES! they're a dime a dozen out here!"

Tauntaun · « **Reply #19 on:** June 11, 2010, 02:33:08 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on June 11, 2010, 01:21:51 PM

Me thinks Willco is is trying to tell Eric tactfully that he's dating his sister or mom.

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 11, 2010, 02:00:44 PM

i think willco is trying to tell eric p tactfully that he wants to cornhole the daylights out of him

Beaten and beaten. $:-\$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** June 11, 2010, 03:54:11 PM »

Eric P's date suggestion totally worked

Mandark · « **Reply #21 on:** June 11, 2010, 03:55:06 PM »

This brings an entirely new implied tone to "Look at that fucking hipster."

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** June 11, 2010, 04:13:11 PM »

welcome to the club willco. i would fuck Eric too.

T234 · « **Reply #23 on:** June 11, 2010, 04:20:11 PM »

I demand a beard-off with eric p. My beard is getting intense again.

Eric P · « **Reply #24 on:** June 11, 2010, 04:27:04 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 11, 2010, 03:54:11 PM

Eric P's date suggestion totally worked

i would like to think i know how to get into my pants

go to my last FM and start talking about how you like the bands there.

Eric P · « **Reply #25 on:** June 11, 2010, 04:27:50 PM »

Quote from: T234 on June 11, 2010, 04:20:11 PM

I demand a beard-off with eric p. My beard is getting intense again.

my beard is getting cut down on Monday

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #26 on:** June 11, 2010, 04:30:17 PM »

Eric P. is the only non-twat ignoring me :'(

T234 · « **Reply #27 on:** June 11, 2010, 04:31:27 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on June 11, 2010, 04:27:50 PM

Quote from: T234 on June 11, 2010, 04:20:11 PM
I demand a beard-off with eric p. My beard is getting intense again.

my beard is getting cut down on Monday

I need pics.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #28 on:** June 11, 2010, 04:32:48 PM »

freak

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #29 on:** June 11, 2010, 05:23:13 PM »

Eric P suggested that I invite her to see Black Dynamite at the AFI Silver Theater for our first date, and she seems genuinely excited.

... so if I ever got Eric P and this chick in the same room, would that be like crossing the streams?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #30 on:** June 11, 2010, 05:28:29 PM »

Bad idea, bruh. Even with your tremendous weight loss, do you really want to be compared to this:

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #31 on:** June 11, 2010, 05:37:55 PM »

If that's a problem for her, when we get back to my place, I'll just have to tell her to:

Akala · « **Reply #32 on:** June 11, 2010, 06:06:29 PM »

just get eric to hide in the bushes and feed you lines. it can't go wrong!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #33 on:** June 11, 2010, 06:09:51 PM »

cyrano de bigmac

Barry Egan · « **Reply #34 on:** June 11, 2010, 06:16:10 PM »

Akala · « **Reply #35 on:** June 11, 2010, 06:17:07 PM »

Eric P · « **Reply #36 on:** June 11, 2010, 06:25:35 PM »

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #37 on:** June 11, 2010, 06:31:22 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 11, 2010, 06:09:51 PM

cyrano de bigmac

well done

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38 on:** June 11, 2010, 06:36:52 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 11, 2010, 06:09:51 PM

cyrano de bigmac

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #39 on:** June 11, 2010, 07:21:42 PM »

Every girl is the female version of some guy.

So nah man, if you like her its cool.

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