Donald Trump: American hero?

[The Black Stallion]

Donald Trump is the epitome of what a shit talker should be:

He's wealthy.

Fucks beautiful women.

He's an underdog.

He's honest.

He's cool. Calm. Calculated.

Videos like this:



shows why is why he's an American hero.

You guys need to take notes.

[Saint Cornelius]

You've got to go.

[The Black Stallion]

You've got to go.

Shut the fuck up. You really changed your tone after I lit your ass up a week ago. Stay out of my threads, you fat ginger punk.

[cloudwalking]

"Probably, I'll sue her, because it would be fun!"

:rapetime

[Saint Cornelius]

You haven't lit shit up, dickbreath. You're one of those fucking clowns who thinks he's funny, but you're really a boring, pompous assclown. Stop fucking PMing me at OA too, unless you want to fuck.

[rocketman]

TBS won't step into OA because he's a pussy.

TBS, you forgot something. Trump is white, and you're an ugly distinguished black fellow

[whiteACID]

"Probably, I'll sue her, because it would be fun!"

:rapetime

"I would like to take some money out of her fat ass pockets"

[The Black Stallion]

I've gone on the record saying I think putting people on ignore is silly, but I think I just might make an exception for TBS.

Who the fuck do you think you are?

You haven't lit shit up, dickbreath. You're one of those fucking clowns who thinks he's funny, but you're really a boring, pompous assclown. Stop fucking PMing me at OA too, unless you want to fuck.

You want me to post those PMs?

You want me to post a link to where you shut the fuck up talking ANY smack to me?

You want that ether?

Don't turn my thread into some sort of flamewar. This is about Donald and how you guys should be more like him in every day life.

[rocketman]

I've gone on the record saying I think putting people on ignore is silly, but I think I just might make an exception for TBS.

Who the fuck do you think you are?

You haven't lit shit up, dickbreath. You're one of those fucking clowns who thinks he's funny, but you're really a boring, pompous assclown. Stop fucking PMing me at OA too, unless you want to fuck.

You want me to post those PMs?

You want me to post a link to where you shut the fuck up talking ANY smack to me?

You want that ether?

Don't turn my thread into some sort of flamewar. This is about Donald and how you guys should be more like him in every day life.

You'll have to bleach your skin to come even close to the man.

[The Black Stallion]

I've gone on the record saying I think putting people on ignore is silly, but I think I just might make an exception for TBS.

Who the fuck do you think you are?

You haven't lit shit up, dickbreath. You're one of those fucking clowns who thinks he's funny, but you're really a boring, pompous assclown. Stop fucking PMing me at OA too, unless you want to fuck.

You want me to post those PMs?

You want me to post a link to where you shut the fuck up talking ANY smack to me?

You want that ether?

Don't turn my thread into some sort of flamewar. This is about Donald and how you guys should be more like him in every day life.

You'll have to bleach your skin to come even close to the man.

Unlike you, Donald is not a filthy racist.

[Saint Cornelius]

You want me to post those PMs?

Fuck it, I'll do it:

Hey man, you have really good taste in hip-hop. I was wondering if you would want to trade this rare MC Skat Kat 12" I have for something you think is fly. Holla!

Do you have any inside info on whiteACID at EB? I think she's rather cute for a white woman

Why won't you answer me, man? I've been nothing but nice to you

Hey I'm on way to the tennis court, check out these new K-Swiss I got *picture deleted*

should I go on, TBS?

[Van Cruncheon]

Unlike YOU, Donald doesn't shill for fat white chicks at the local hick fat farm, gets laid on a regular basis, and can string multiple words together with something resembling English grammar. You're a mush-mouthed backwoods minimum-wage internet poser what drives a car his momma bought him. You're the anti-Trump. Fuck, you're the anti-MALE, duder; you're the reason black folks have to rap about being hardcore thugs because the entire race knows that you're sitting on the other side of the scales, flippin' your thin little wrists and wailing on the internet about your sad life as a yokel scrub. Dissing you is like affirmitive action for masculinity.

[The Black Stallion]

You want me to post those PMs?

Fuck it, I'll do it:

Hey man, you have really good taste in hip-hop. I was wondering if you would want to trade this rare MC Skat Kat 12" I have for something you think is fly. Holla!

Do you have any inside info on whiteACID at EB? I think she's rather cute for a white woman

Why won't you answer me, man? I've been nothing but nice to you

Hey I'm on way to the tennis court, check out these new K-Swiss I got *picture deleted*

should I go on, TBS?

I'm going to call your best friend Waychel and have you sued for libel. That's all rubbish. I've never owned a K-Swiss shoe in my life, and I've never been nice to your pink-belly bitch ass.

Oh, and to Drinky, I'm a much better writer than you will ever be. Have fun shuffling around in middle management for the rest of your life, loser.

[Saint Cornelius]

TBS is the textbook definition of a shook one. 

[The Black Stallion]

TBS is the textbook definition of a shook one. 

Nobody is shook of your baby back bitch ass.

Post the real PMs, duke. The ones where I tell you to get your meaningless life together. The ones where I tell you to stop posting stupid pictures of you holding up signs. You're not popular, you're not cool. Nobody on OA Photoshopped your pics because nobody cares about you dude. You're a bitter, depressed, shell of what a real man your age is supposed to be.

You are clownshoes.

[Saint Cornelius]

And you perpetrate a fraud on the internet. Me > you.

[brawndolicious]

If you're impressed by that...

[brawndolicious]

Check the dysfunctional hall of fame...

[The Black Stallion]

And you perpetrate a fraud on the internet. Me > you.

Wrong again on that one, jackass. Well, you're half right, you definitely are "real" online. You're so repulsive that people online don't even want to have anything to do with you offline. I, on the other hand, am not a fraud or perpetuating one. I'm as great online as I am off (very). Honestly, you shame yourself every time you touch a keyboard. Shame on you. You're disgusting.

Oh, and that picture would be some broad that wouldn't stop blowing up my cell. I considered hitting it for kicks, but didn't.

Am Nintenho, why don't you post pictures of women that have lusted after you recently. That would be a treat.

[brawndolicious]

Oh, and that picture would be some broad that wouldn't stop blowing up my cell. I considered hitting it for kicks, but didn't.

Am Nintenho, why don't you post pictures of women that have lusted after you recently. That would be a treat.

Actually you admitted to fucking her, cried afterwards.  How you were stupid enough to show us her picture I don't know.

[Van Cruncheon]

Corny's all real, you simping wanna-be. There's nothing real about YOU, TBS; you're a joke and you're also the only one not laughing, because your bitch ass has been so thoroughly cornholed here and elsewhere that all you have left are bitter tears. Cornelius is what you aspire to be, swish: a dude that doesn't hafta front, either on the internet or in the real world -- that same real world where you're a barely-employable organ grinder's act, dancing for obese old white women. He knows what he is; you? You get your sloppy poser act smacked down on third-rate backwater videogaming and hip-hop messageboards -- and I state the obvious just to make it clear how very, very useless you are -- on the fucking internet. Jesus Jivemonkey Christ, have a little fuckin' self-respect.

[The Fake Shemp]

Where are all the black women at?

[Saint Cornelius]

Wrong again on that one, jackass. Well, you're half right, you definitely are "real" online. You're so repulsive that people online don't even want to have anything to do with you offline.

I had to pay everyone to stand near me, though

[The Black Stallion]

Oh, and that picture would be some broad that wouldn't stop blowing up my cell. I considered hitting it for kicks, but didn't.

Am Nintenho, why don't you post pictures of women that have lusted after you recently. That would be a treat.

Actually you admitted to fucking her, cried afterwards.  How you were stupid enough to show us her picture I don't know.

I joked about that shit. However, yes, there have been women that I've been violated by in a drunken stupor and taken advantage of. I never cried, however, I simply charged them for my services. Any man that gets out, parties, has you know, as social life, can share similar stories.

Now, the question is, have you even touched a woman?

Like even brushed up against a woman's breasts on accident?

Show the picture of the last person you've been with, even if you had to pay her. I'd like to see that. The board would.

When was the last time you went out and had a good time with actual friends?

Could you truthfully answer ANY of these questions without embarrassing yourself?

Oh, and at Cornhole being a "swish" and something to aspire to. Jesus Dwinky, you're not usually funny, like never, but god damn that was hilarious. Keep at it and one day you could write for Mad Magazine or something.

Wrong again on that one, jackass. Well, you're half right, you definitely are "real" online. You're so repulsive that people online don't even want to have anything to do with you offline.

(Image removed from quote.)

I had to pay everyone to stand near me, though

This picture proves that you're a revolting, sloven, jackass. Nobody is standing near you. Also, where's Waychel? Wasn't she supposed to show up? What happened?

[Saint Cornelius]

I don't fucking know where she was, probably knitting something.

You're a fucking waste of my wit, TBS. Guess who gets added to my ignore list? Keeping the black man down.

[Van Cruncheon]

Corny x Nolan

[brawndolicious]

I don't show off pictures, that are not of me, on the internet because that's disgusting.  And you weren't lieing, you talked about her for weeks before showing her picture.

[The Black Stallion]

I don't fucking know where she was, probably knitting something.

You're a fucking waste of my wit, TBS. Guess who gets added to my ignore list? Keeping the black man down.

That's St. Cornhole for you, Quicc to bacc down. What happened man? What happened to all the hot air you used to blow. The venomous rage that would engulf every post you ever made. You were quicc to bacc down. That's the smartest thing you've done today, old man. Seriously, you, MAF, Dwinky and Spencer remind me of the Golden Girls. Four old bitches.

I don't show off pictures, that are not of me, on the internet because that's disgusting.  And you weren't lieing, you talked about her for weeks before showing her picture.

Weeks? During semester I've only come into contact with you guys occasionally. I only mentioned her once when she happened to as I got home from a night of debauchery. I said "sure I fucked her" after you guys plasterd the poor girl's picture all over here claiming I did anyway.

But seriously dude, if you're not going to show any pictures, at least answer my other questions.

You're one of the most useless people to ever exist. 10 of you for 1 Terry Schiavo. You're a loser.

[whiteACID]

Goddamn dude, you are an annoying twat. Nobody is "backing down", they are tired of owning you over and over again just so you can come back with your tired, stale insults. Nothing you say is funny and it's painfully obvious how hard you try to sound intelligent.

You can come back with how much of a crusty slut/hoe/whore I am, but you're just wasting your time. You'll get owned by anyone who has any sort of self-depreciating humor, which you sadly lack.

[Van Cruncheon]

the self-deprecation comes on IRC. oh, wait, that's self-flagellation, when he cries on fuckin' INTERNET RELAY CHAT about what a miserable sad sack of shit he is and why won't girls fuck him and oh boy he wishes he could just connect with people

[The Black Stallion]

I'm sorry, I don't speak Gutter Slut. Could someone re-post what she wrote in English?

[Van Cruncheon]

why? we're not sure you can read English. we're definitely sure you can't write it, mushmouth!

[brawndolicious]

yes, I am not a virgin, you however are the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.  You have no life, no actual friend, you probably cry yourself to sleep, and just wish you had the balls to get out of the closet.

You're a whiny, self-important abortion.  Nobody gives a FUCK.  Die.

[The Black Stallion]

why? we're not sure you can read English. we're definitely sure you can't write it, mushmouth!

Wow, that was witty.

yes, I am not a virgin, you however are the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.  You have no life, no actual friend, you probably cry yourself to sleep, and just wish you had the balls to get out of the closet.

You're a whiny, self-important abortion.  Nobody gives a FUCK.  Die.

Just answer the questions, dumbass.

[whiteACID]

What a weird twist of fate. You had no problem seeing it yesterday!

I'm just curious as to why this douchebag hasn't been banned yet. His posts lately are consistent verbal attacks on other members of this bored which clearly violates the TOS...he's worse than the Dark Shake (yes I said it) and he got banned.

[Van Cruncheon]

'cuz we have an ignore option, and TDS' ban predicated said option? I'd like the adminfolk to have the ignore function erase the entire <tr> of an ignored person's posts, but really: just being able to read a thread uninterrupted by The Dark Shake is blessing enough.

[The Black Stallion]

What a weird twist of fate. You had no problem seeing it yesterday!

I'm just curious as to why this douchebag hasn't been banned yet. His posts lately are consistent verbal attacks on other members of this bored which clearly violates the TOS...he's worse than the Dark Shake (yes I said it) and he got banned.

I made this thread to honor Donald Trump and his superlative shit talking skills. People like you, however, always come into my threads and turn them into some sort of troll fest. Stop bitching. Stop crying.

[Van Cruncheon]

you honoring the Trump is kinda like Helen Keller honoring Winston Churchill. Trust me, though; we all get the joke, even if you don't!

[brawndolicious]

Just answer the questions, dumbass.

I said yes you little piece of shit.

[The Black Stallion]

you honoring the Trump is kinda like Helen Keller honoring Winston Churchill. Trust me, though; we all get the joke, even if you don't!

Tell me, what have you done with your life thusfar? Is the answer the reason why you're such an annoying douche?

[Van Cruncheon]

me? I'm makin' scrillah and raisin' my daughter. You?

[The Black Stallion]

me? I'm makin' scrillah and raisin' my daughter. You?

You have kids? Are they mouthbreathers like yourself?

BTW: You haven't done jack shit, any jackass can have children... a daughter no less.

[Van Cruncheon]

She's 2.5 years old, beautiful , and twice as articulate as you, homes. What 'choo done with YOUR life, Willis? Get promoted to Senior Fetchit at the fat farm? Buy some spinnaz for the Olds yer mommie bought you? Update your webpage? Get your ratass punked on some random hiphop forum?

[The Fake Shemp]

Someone spiked this thread with ether!

[The Black Stallion]

She's 2.5 years old, beautiful , and twice as articulate as you, homes. What 'choo done with YOUR life, Willis? Get promoted to Senior Fetchit at the fat farm? Buy some spinnaz for the Olds yer mommie bought you? Update your webpage? Get your ratass punked on some random hiphop forum?

Oh, and your daughter will grow up to be a Paris Hilton worshiping dumpster slut. You're a shitty parent. Don't act like I'm lying. None of the slew of low, base, racist insults you hurl can change that fact.

[Van Cruncheon]

You're really strugglin' with this flamewar thing, junior. All this life you've squandered on the internet that you coulda spent tryin' unsuccessfully to score with cheeseburgers and hogfrau, and now you're stooping to flaming two-year-olds? Oh my. 

[The Fake Shemp]

Let her use the PC so she can counter some of this ether, Drinky.

[Van Cruncheon]

I'm not smellin' ether, Federwang; I'm smellin' burn out.

[The Black Stallion]

You're really strugglin' with this flamewar thing, junior. All this life you've squandered on the internet that you coulda spent tryin' unsuccessfully to score with cheeseburgers and hogfrau, and now you're stooping to flaming two-year-olds? Oh my. 

You brought her into this shit. Just like you will be the catalyst to start her porn career. Do yourself a favor, swallow some rat poison... even the foster system would be better for her than being raised by a doughy bitch like yourself.

I'm willing to bet she's not even your kid.

[cloudwalking]

TBS, this may be a shock to you but not all girls grow up to be like the loose ones you hang around with.

[The Fake Shemp]

Stay out of this, cloudwalking, before he pours some piping hot ether on your blouse!

[whiteACID]

I like Cloudwalking more now. She usually avoids this shit, now let your voice be heard girl.

[The Black Stallion]

I like Cloudwalking more now. She usually avoids this shit, now let your voice be heard girl.

The batterd harlot ALWAYS cries for help. ALWAYS.

[Van Cruncheon]

cloud, girls don't hang around TBS, period, except when they run out fat friends to make them look good in comparison and they need the male equivalent. If they did hang around him in a positive fashion, well, IRC wouldn't be half as entertaining!

[cloudwalking]

It's okay, the burns from last time he ripped into me are finally begnning to heal  :'(

He cuts all of us deep with his razor-sharp wit and clever comebacks peppered with the hippest street slang. But we'll bounce back, my friends. We may all be nerds, but we can heal together.

[The Fake Shemp]

The soul still burns.

[The Fake Shemp]

That was from Soul Calibur.

[whiteACID]

Well there goes that.

[The Black Stallion]

It's okay, the burns from last time he ripped into me are finally begnning to heal  :'(

He cuts all of us deep with his razor-sharp wit and clever comebacks peppered with the hippest street slang. But we'll bounce back, my friends. We may all be nerds, but we can heal together.

The only ones here using "street" slang are Dwinky and his ilk to spew racist insults. Get your facts right.

[Flannel Boy]

Yeah I don't like the Don, but I hate Rosie more...

*reads the thread*

Calling out two year olds? That's some weak ether. Why don't you start a fist fight with Stephen Hawkings while you're at it. Just don't do it while Doug is around or he'll give you another ass whooping.