Author Topic: So Fresh Prince is boning Padma (Read 1335 times)

Saint Cornelius · « **on:** June 18, 2010, 02:29:59 PM »

Sorry for the misleading thread title, but David Spade is now synonymous with our very own Fresh Prince.

From popeater.com:

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David Spade may have done it again. The funnyman, who throughout his career has had as many (if not more) devastatingly gorgeous girlfriends as he has hit movies/shows, was photographed yesterday with none other than Padma Lakshmi. You know, the painfully sexy 'Top Chef' host and food writer? While a few photos together and a ride home certainly doesn't mean the two are dating or even the slightest bit romantically involved, given Spade's girlfriend catalog, crazier things could happen. Should they indeed be an item, though ... Kudos, Mr. Spade. Kudos.

So this fucking elf has shagged:

nicolette sheridan
kristy swanson
lara flynn boyle
krista allen
"caprice"
julie bowen
teri hatcher
brittany daniel
sara foster
heather locklear
carmen elektra
nicky whelan
pam anderson
jillian grace

And since Heather and Pam both shagged Tommy Lee, this must mean that Joe Dirt has a skyscraper-sized penis. :'(

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #1 on:** June 18, 2010, 02:32:50 PM »

You seem like a whore, Genghis.

Shuri · « **Reply #2 on:** June 18, 2010, 03:52:55 PM »

Sense of humour and self-confidence is the key, especially with stunning women. I've been with this stunning italian woman for a while now, and i'm a fugly chubby dude.

If you can make them laugh and make them feel secure with you; you win

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** June 18, 2010, 04:01:25 PM »

plus, if you can make them cum.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #4 on:** June 18, 2010, 04:06:42 PM »

but he's a fucking elf $:-\$

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** June 18, 2010, 04:07:16 PM »

he knows he's gotta make up for that so he works on layin the dick down

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #6 on:** June 18, 2010, 04:09:53 PM »

an elf with a huge cock :'(

bud · « **Reply #7 on:** June 18, 2010, 04:14:56 PM »

she was banging salman rushdie at one point

maybe he's, like, really intelligent

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #8 on:** June 18, 2010, 04:16:24 PM »

a smart elf with a huge cock

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #9 on:** June 18, 2010, 04:20:07 PM »

Except, you know, height.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #10 on:** June 18, 2010, 04:23:15 PM »

bud · « **Reply #11 on:** June 18, 2010, 04:30:29 PM »

i had to google a lot of the names on that list.

kristy swanson is the girl from the chase with charlie sheen. i had a huge crush on her.

kristy :'(

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #12 on:** June 18, 2010, 04:32:37 PM »

Quote from: bud on June 18, 2010, 04:30:29 PM

kristy swanson is the girl from the chase with charlie sheen. i had a huge crush on her.

you might also remember her from a little film called "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

bud · « **Reply #13 on:** June 18, 2010, 04:34:01 PM »

indeed

http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/5360

fuckin' gorgeous

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #14 on:** June 18, 2010, 04:37:15 PM »

Oh, supposedly she dated Alan Thicke "of the Night" when he was 40 and she was 17.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #15 on:** June 18, 2010, 04:52:38 PM »

This has to be an archetype, name it the "Prince Archetype" or something. Short but has everything else going for them.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #16 on:** June 18, 2010, 04:55:09 PM »

Didn't Padma just have some other dude's baby a few months ago? Skank!

Diunx · « **Reply #17 on:** June 18, 2010, 07:20:30 PM »

Quote from: bud on June 18, 2010, 04:34:01 PM

indeed

http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/5360

fuckin' gorgeous

When I was a kid I used to watch that movie everytime it was on tv just to watch that scene, so hot

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #18 on:** June 18, 2010, 07:52:55 PM »

From what I've seen in interviews David Spade is not 'funny' per se but comes off as charming and modest. Seems like the likable version of Rob Schneider.

Also obligatory :'(

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #19 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:20:49 PM »

Yeah now that you've changed your avatar to Brad Pitt, ya done ruined my joke.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #20 on:** June 18, 2010, 09:35:01 PM »

Quote from: Shuri on June 18, 2010, 03:52:55 PM

Sense of humour and self-confidence is the key, especially with stunning women. I've been with this stunning italian woman for a while now, and i'm a fugly chubby dude.

If you can make them laugh and make them feel secure with you; you win

BS

You just got lucky. Being cocky funny helps but only after you've fulfilled the wealth or looks requirements.

Beezy · « **Reply #21 on:** June 18, 2010, 10:14:23 PM »

I don't know 90% of those names.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #22 on:** June 19, 2010, 06:18:52 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on June 18, 2010, 04:55:09 PM

Didn't Padma just have some other dude's baby a few months ago? Skank!

Dude on the left.

He's a Dell, bro. He's rollin' in mad moneyz.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #23 on:** June 19, 2010, 02:00:27 PM »

I thought for sure David Spade was gay. Guess that's what i get for not following celebrity gossip

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24 on:** June 20, 2010, 01:24:32 AM »

I thought this thread was about Will Smith dating Natalie Portman.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #25 on:** June 20, 2010, 02:21:00 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on June 20, 2010, 01:24:32 AM

I thought this thread was about Will Smith dating Natalie Portman.

yeah, I was thinking he;'s way too good for her.

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Author Topic: So Fresh Prince is boning Padma (Read 1335 times)