Sweet, Rape-aXe (the female, anti-rape condom) is making its debut at World Cup!

[The Fake Shemp]

It's like a condom, but with teeth!

CNN) -- South African Dr. Sonnet Ehlers was on call one night four decades ago when a devastated rape victim walked in. Her eyes were lifeless; she was like a breathing corpse.

"She looked at me and said, 'If only had teeth down there,'" recalled Ehlers, who was a 20-year-old medical researcher at the time. "I promised her I'd do something to help people like her one day."

Forty years later, Rape-aXe was born.

Ehlers is distributing the female condoms in the various South African cities where the World Cup soccer games are taking place.

The woman inserts the latex condom like a tampon. Jagged rows of teeth-like hooks line its inside and attach on a man's penis during penetration, Ehlers said.

Once it lodges, only a doctor can remove it -- a procedure Ehlers hopes will be done with authorities on standby to make an arrest.

"It hurts, he cannot pee and walk when it's on," she said. "If he tries to remove it, it will clasp even tighter... however, it doesn't break the skin, and there's no danger of fluid exposure."

Ehlers said she sold her house and car to launch the project, and she planned to distribute 30,000 free devices under supervision during the World Cup period.

... what's the over/under until some woman uses this during consensual sex? Especially when the inventor says stuff like, "The ideal situation would be for a woman to wear this when she's going out on some kind of blind date..."

Great, when BlackMage takes a chick back to his place, he's going to get his dick stuck in that!

[BlackMage]

sorry but any girl i take back to my place would be so wet that shit would fall out

[demi]

STORY HIGHLIGHTS

* Doctor distributes anti-rape female condom during World Cup

* Jagged rows of teeth-like hooks attach on man's penis

* Device can only be removed by a doctor

* "It hurts, he cannot pee and walk when it's on," doctor says

I love how this is on the site

[Beezy]

sorry but any girl i take back to my place would be so wet that shit would fall out

[Smooth Groove]

That's why you should never skip foreplay. 

[Positive Touch]

awesome

i thought this came out years ago but now i see it's been in development for four fucking decades?  lol

[Beezy]

Wait, so how do you get it out? It can tell the difference between a penis and fingers?

[recursivelyenumerable]

Wait, so how do you get it out? It can tell the difference between a penis and fingers?

It uses Kinect technology for this, that's why after 40 years of research it's only become viable now.

[Cormacaroni]

Wait, wait - does it stay in the woman after it fastens around the dick? too lazy to read, sorry.

That could make for pretty awkward conversation while waiting for the cops/ambulance/engineers.

[Cormacaroni]

If no blood is drawn, how can this actually cause pain?
And is it a pain that most insane rapists would be able to bear through to completion?

Allow me to demonstrate by grasping your erect penis firmly.

[Bacchus7]

"South Africa has one of the highest rape rates in the world, Human Rights Watch says on its website. A 2009 report by the nation's Medical Research Council found that 28 percent of men surveyed had raped a woman or girl"

Holy. Fuck.

[Cormacaroni]

Yeah, witch doctors tell them they need to rape virgins to cure the aids. Classy bunch.

[brawndolicious]

Well I'm guessing the outer lining is similar to the female condom (which is huge btw) so that it could get out once it clamps onto the penis or whatever.  It would make sense that only the inner lining has barbs or whatever in it.

I'm thinking that if you're being raped, it would be better if you didn't put your rapists penis in an iron maiden though.

[Mandark]

Allow me to demonstrate by grasping your erect penis firmly.

I think we have the Bore's new motto, folks.

[Akala]

Allow me to demonstrate by grasping your erect penis firmly.

I think we have the Bore's new motto, folks.

 

I'm thinking that if you're being raped, it would be better if you didn't put your rapists penis in an iron maiden though.

As opposed to, say, being raped and banking on the fact they won't kill you after anyway? In the very least it will present many opportunities to run like hell. I also like the basic concept, although there is considerable potential for misuse.

That said, I would wager that not too many innocent dicks are chomped in the end.

[BlueTsunami]

This is reminding me of Snow Crash but the device had a large dose of anesthetic that would be injected into the penis

[brawndolicious]

I'm thinking that if you're being raped, it would be better if you didn't put your rapists penis in an iron maiden though.

As opposed to, say, being raped and banking on the fact they won't kill you after anyway? In the very least it will present many opportunities to run like hell. I also like the basic concept, although there is considerable potential for misuse.
That said, I would wager that not too many innocent dicks are chomped in the end.

The thing is that he would already have the woman forced down when this device does its job.  It would seem better if this doctor was passing around pepper spray or something instead to prevent the rape from even starting.

[Madrun Badrun]

This is reminding me of Snow Crash but the device had a large dose of anesthetic that would be injected into the penis

That's a much better idea. 

[Mr. Gundam]

No one ever bothered to post a picture?

[Cormacaroni]

looks pretty hot! where can you buy this?

[naff]

I worry about them falling into the wrong hands. Say for example, your girl catches you cheating so she sticks one of these in, you two go to have sex and BAM! instant revenge. Then you go to get that shit removed and instantly everyone will think you're a rapist. Even if the woman admits you didn't, people will still think that way and worse they'll probably think you beat on her and she's afraid, which is why she says you didn't rape her.

I dunno, if you're thick enough to get caught and not know then go back to your woman and she uses this I'd say that's fair revenge. Worse than a case of revenge would be going out and getting real trashed and taking a girl home who's also trashed and wearing one of these but forgets... 

If it becomes ubiquitous in SA I guess the rapists will cotton on pretty quick and start checking for it. Still all in all it's a pretty inventive preventitive measure. I wonder if any assholes have had their dick munched yet.

[Robo]

Can you like, maybe finger check for these things?  Because the drunk chick scenario is something I really need to be concerned about. 

[brob]

the whole 'girl using this as a weapon' angle seems all kinds of outlandish. Or you people socialize with psychos.

[BlueTsunami]

Some bro's should get the together and make a counter measure. Like a condom that solidifies like Colossus when its pierced by barbs. Fuck yo' pussy trap and possible herpes.

[Cormacaroni]

1) Man jumps off dresser onto bed in "daggerin' " attack
2) Rape-aXe triggers, locking cock in place
3) Condom solidifies 'like Colossus' (great name for it, btw - if there isn't a condom called 'Colossus' already we need to pool our funds and make one 'cause it'll sell millions)
4) Rape-aXe (ver. 2.0) secretes liquid nitrogen, instantly freezing Colossus and cock within

Your move, Blue, your fucking move.

[Bloodwake]

I really hope this doesn't catch on in the states. This could definitely be used for other purposes.

[Smooth Groove]

Doesn't going straight for the ass seem like the best solution? 

[Cormacaroni]

Doesn't going straight for the ass seem like the best solution? 

What if she buys TWO

[brob]

Doesn't going straight for the ass seem like the best solution? 

What if she buys TWO

Good point. I guess the only option left for a god fearing rapist these days is to make a new hole and then fuck that.

[Mr. Gundam]

Doesn't going straight for the ass seem like the best solution? 

What if she buys TWO

Good point. I guess the only option left for a god fearing rapist these days is to make a new hole and then fuck that.

If you've had the privelage of seeing Zombie Tapioca Lovefest 3000, you'd know that the ribcage works well as a good alternative.

[lennedsay]

It's like the movie Teeth came to real life!

Vagina dentata!!!

[Phoenix Dark]

(Image removed from quote.)

Definitely would not rape regardless

[BlueTsunami]

1) Man jumps off dresser onto bed in "daggerin' " attack
2) Rape-aXe triggers, locking cock in place
3) Condom solidifies 'like Colossus' (great name for it, btw - if there isn't a condom called 'Colossus' already we need to pool our funds and make one 'cause it'll sell millions)
4) Rape-aXe (ver. 2.0) secretes liquid nitrogen, instantly freezing Colossus and cock within

Your move, Blue, your fucking move.

Sheeit.

All I can think of is a mechanism that injects an anesthetic to the penis, severs it at the hilt and wraps a mechanical compress around the wound. Since the penis has been frozen in the vagina of the female it can be retrieved and re-attached at a later date.

[The Fake Shemp]

Can you guys imagine sorority girls using this to prank guys?

[Saint Cornelius]

Can you guys imagine sorority girls using this to prank guys?

Hours and hours ago...

the whole 'girl using this as a weapon' angle seems all kinds of outlandish. Or you people socialize with psychos.

Shortly afterwards...

I really hope this doesn't catch on in the states. This could definitely be used for other purposes.

I think this would be akin to me making a new thread about the venus fly trap condom.

[Skidmark]

you can pull it out, turn it inside out and rape her with it. good job guys.

[Bildi]

Doesn't going straight for the ass seem like the best solution? 

What if she buys TWO

Good point. I guess the only option left for a god fearing rapist these days is to make a new hole and then fuck that.

Or pack an Anti-Rape-aXe Kit*

*pliers and a torch

[BlueTsunami]

Doesn't going straight for the ass seem like the best solution? 

What if she buys TWO

Good point. I guess the only option left for a god fearing rapist these days is to make a new hole and then fuck that.

Or pack an Anti-Rape-aXe Kit*

*pliers and a torch

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