Welcome to Missouri, where you can drink in the passenger's seat!

[The Fake Shemp]

This place has some of the most relaxed drinking laws in the nation, but there is literally NOTHING TO DO HERE but drink and cook meth.

[Bacchus7]

Backseat drinking and driving

[Akala]

sounds fun to me.

[The Fake Shemp]

Also, when I crossed over into Missouri, one of the first things I saw was a sign that read: "Noise ordinance will be enforced". I immediately cranked up my stereo in protest.

[Eric P]

you fought the power

you're like a jewish chuck d.

[Akala]

That's ony in new Orleans really

[Brehvolution]

Daiquiri drive-thrus

[The Fake Shemp]

Yeah, that's pretty much a specific area.

From what I have learned, any passengers can have an open container.

Not to mention public drinking.

[Positive Touch]

This place has some of the most relaxed drinking laws in the nation, but there is literally NOTHING TO DO HERE but drink and cook meth.

but really what else do you need?


what city are you in?

[Diunx]

You can do all that crap here, no wonder the tourists love this place

[lennedsay]

It might be illegal now, but only if you get caught.

What part of MO? I'm hungry and ready for you to pick me up for lunch. 

[drew]

i saw a sign that said "METH WATCH COMMUNITY" while driving around michigan last weekend

some time this summer im gonna get really drunk and steal it

[The Fake Shemp]

It might be illegal now, but only if you get caught.

What part of MO? I'm hungry and ready for you to pick me up for lunch. 

I'm in Callao (sp?), outside of Macon. I went walking this morning on the main highway, because there are no sidewalks - but there is no traffic. This place is nuts. It's all farms and stuff.

[Jansen]

dude the major tourist attraction here is BRANSON.

that should tell you how fuck boring it is to live in misery.

[The Fake Shemp]

The people here seem to enjoy this isolation. I don't get it, personally.

I stopped by my pal's family's farm, which had a full complement of goats, ducks, turkeys, chickens, etc., and there is a small, creepy cemetery fenced in directly behind the property. Directly behind the cemetery is a creepy house that his family bought off a psychotic meth head who murdered his wife; I was driving from it last night in a thing called a gator as fog began to roll in over the cemetery.

Yeah, that shit was nuts.

[The Fake Shemp]

It was like a golf cart with four wheel drive and a flatbed. I had never seen one of those before!

[lennedsay]

I have no idea where you are, but you damn well better believe I know what a Gator is! Nothing better than driving that around while drunk. It's like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow's ATV.

It's made by John Deere, you know. 

If you go down south toward Bonne Terre, you'll get to see the billboard that says, "This is Metal Roof On Your Home Country!" No motherfuckin lie.  :'(

[Akala]

That's ony in new Orleans really

Open container in the car is state law, not just New Orleans. 

I was talking about drinking out of a glass bottle next to a cop.

There are lots of all-night booze joints here though.

[Disposable White Guy]

You left me on my 4 day weekend to walk down some empty highway and lurch away from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre house in a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow's ATV?

smh

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Anxiously awaiting the text about licking your cousin's cornhole.

[close]

[Positive Touch]

wtf macon's like 30 min. north of Columbia, in the middle of seriously NOWHERE.  if someone insists in visiting our state they should never stop anywhere except St. Louis or Kansas City because everywhere else is total bottom-of-the-barrel hillbilly shitholes.  of course stl and kc both suck ass too but at least they're not cornfields.

[Bloodwake]

Wow, you guys are making Kentucky sound civilized right now.

[The Fake Shemp]

I have no idea where you are, but you damn well better believe I know what a Gator is! Nothing better than driving that around while drunk. It's like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow's ATV.

It's made by John Deere, you know. 

If you go down south toward Bonne Terre, you'll get to see the billboard that says, "This is Metal Roof On Your Home Country!" No motherfuckin lie.  :'(

Let's party lennedsay!

[Smooth Groove]

Isn't Kansas City pretty civilized?  I haven't been to KC myself but my parents enjoyed their stay there. 

[tiesto]

What's the purpose of the trip? See the country? Have a destination?

[Diunx]

Research for his film about a group of old menopausal women that go on a wild road trip across the u s of a.

[Fresh Prince]

Willco should really go to Kentucky

[lennedsay]

I have no idea where you are, but you damn well better believe I know what a Gator is! Nothing better than driving that around while drunk. It's like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow's ATV.

It's made by John Deere, you know. 

If you go down south toward Bonne Terre, you'll get to see the billboard that says, "This is Metal Roof On Your Home Country!" No motherfuckin lie.  :'(

Let's party lennedsay!

But I'm scared to leave my yuppie suburbia for fear of po'people.

[Smooth Groove]

What's the purpose of the trip? See the country? Have a destination?

Metaphoric diaspora in which a naive young Jew will not only learn much about himself but also the trials and tribulations of his people's long-lasting journey to find a home.  

[Fresh Prince]

the promised land. Why take over Palestine when you can have Ohio?

[Phoenix Dark]

the promised land. Why take over Palestine when you can have Ohio?

More land, better scenery. Why won't they just take the deal?

[Bloodwake]

Willco should really go to Kentucky

I agree.

Also, if you show up, me and tehjaybo are going to take you to see brandonh83. I'm pretty sure that would be an enjoyable conversation about film for everyone.

[Tauntaun]

This heerrrr Mizzuurrri!  We holdin up air rights so OBAAAMA can't take 'em away!