Yeah, I found the purple dildo hand-to-hand weapon in GTA San Andreas, but I never in a million years would have guessed that I'd be sharing forum time with someone who actually knocked someone the fuck out with one.
...And then put it back on the shelf.

T234

I'm very happy that I don't have a job that would make me feel like I need to bleach myself to get rid of cooties. Some of the other stories about having to clean up... I don't think I could do that. :shudder