Author Topic: "I care more about this laptop than your life, don't touch it." -me  (Read 7888 times)

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chronovore

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Re: "I care more about this laptop than your life, don't touch it." -me
« Reply #60 on: July 23, 2010, 12:21:23 AM »
By the dildo of Thor!
This is even funnier if you picture it exclaimed by Twisted Toyfare Theater's "Thor."

Bloodwake

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Re: "I care more about this laptop than your life, don't touch it." -me
« Reply #61 on: July 23, 2010, 12:33:48 PM »
This is the best story of all time.

T234 for Ultra Mega Icon.
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chronovore

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Re: "I care more about this laptop than your life, don't touch it." -me
« Reply #62 on: July 24, 2010, 11:55:10 AM »
Yeah, I found the purple dildo hand-to-hand weapon in GTA San Andreas, but I never in a million years would have guessed that I'd be sharing forum time with someone who actually knocked someone the fuck out with one.

...And then put it back on the shelf.

:bow T234 :bow2

I'm very happy that I don't have a job that would make me feel like I need to bleach myself to get rid of cooties. Some of the other stories about having to clean up... I don't think I could do that. :shudder

Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: "I care more about this laptop than your life, don't touch it." -me
« Reply #63 on: July 24, 2010, 04:26:58 PM »
T234 for Icon.  Do it!
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