Rocketman called my cell phone 40+ times tonight

[Saint Cornelius]

I'm playing poker with my friends, when all of a sudden my phone rings. It's after 10PM, so I'm thinking it's the GF - and it is - what's up, Rocketman?

Fuck it, I gave the phone to Buttery Panda, who digs fielding these kinda calls

Somehow Rocketman has figured out a way to get his JamOn service with the "U Can't Touch This" voicemail to call my number, then connect to him, like I'm calling him - but whatever, I have my team of Ninjas on the case. And I'm just hoping that this fagut works the nightshift (lol at your "construction job", you sound like you couldn't hold my dick with a pulley); I hope he's not actually obsessed with me.

Happy Holidays, Rocketman. Find yourself some friends and make with the jolly. Get off my yule log.

[rocketman]

Missed calls on my phone, from YOUR number.



Paper I was given after filing the report.

By the way, at least your woman has the intelligence not to respond when an officer answers my phone. Evidence is clear, he saw the calls.

[Vizzys]

"Buttery Panda" what

[Christopher]

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Missed calls on my phone, from YOUR number.

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Paper I was given after filing the report.

By the way, at least your woman has the intelligence not to respond when an officer answers my phone. Evidence is clear, he saw the calls.

O shit.

[ToxicAdam]

WGAS



Leave this stalker nonsense on OA.

[Wobedraggled]

WGAS



Leave this stalker nonsense on OA.

Honestly.

[Shuri]

what the fuck. You guys are taking this internet shit to the next level.

[Bacon]

This is what happens when two annoying posters collide.

[GilloD]

Wow. Way to take distinguished mentally-challenged internet business TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

[Van Cruncheon]

Jesus, someone ban rocketman. Filing a police report over shit he instigated is bullshit -- and pretty much evidence that Corny has serially pwned him.

[Saint Cornelius]

"Buttery Panda" what

This is what happens when two annoying posters collide.

this isn't about you and redwood, dode

[whiteACID]

wtf

[Bacon]

"Buttery Panda" what

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This is what happens when two annoying posters collide.

this isn't about you and redwood, dode

I eagerly await your next internet beef.

[Saint Cornelius]

2007 is all about peace, love and eharmony, my man, my mellow

[Human Snorenado]

+1 to the "ban Rocketman with great vengeance and furious anger" club

[Flannel Boy]

+1 to the "ban Rocketman with great vengeance and furious anger" club

.

[Saint Cornelius]

My favorite things about Rocketman thus far:

• Can take a pic of his phone, but not himself
• Claims women would be repulsed by me, then talks - well, breathes heavily, I should say - to my homegirl
• Sounds like one ball has dropped, but not the other one
• works the late shift
• is a total cunt

[Wobedraggled]

+1 to the "ban Rocketman with great vengeance and furious anger" club

[rocketman]

Jesus, someone ban rocketman. Filing a police report over shit he instigated is bullshit -- and pretty much evidence that Corny has serially pwned him.

First of all, you're an idiot. He ASKED for my # to call me to talk. I figured it'd only be once, and I wouldn't have to worry that some idiot and his daughter would keep calling over and over.

Second, Corny brought this to EB, not me. This was on OA thing, but you know how the taco loves attention.

[Saint Cornelius]

No, it's not attention I'm after; I like being stalked by some fucking loser wasting time on the graveyard shift. That's what I'm really after. How did I get so lucky to find you, Rocketman?

[rocketman]

I work days, idiot. I would've been in bed a lot sooner if it hadn't been for your ass calling.

[Saint Cornelius]

When I upload the video of everyone at my poker game laughing at your silly ass, Ricketman, do you already know how you're going to explain that one?

[rocketman]

Police reports, and the officer answering my phone. Not hard.

[Bacon]

Oh great here we go.

[rocketman]

Might've been fun to keep me up until 5 in the morning now, but wait until the fine comes in.

[Saint Cornelius]

So a tough guy like you filed a police report, really?

And what do you think the police will do when they see 352-989-1834 on my statement over 100 times in two days, Rocketman?

[rocketman]

They'll see it 3, maybe 4 times on mine and call you a dirty liar. The ball is in my court, I look much more trustworthy, and I am.

[whiteACID]

I don't trust anyone that deals with the police.

[rocketman]

I don't trust anyone that deals with the police.

You'd do the same if you couldn't turn off your phone and some creepy middle-aged fucked kept calling you and calling you.

[Bacon]

So how did the conversation end?

Saint: You hang up!
Rocket: No you hang up first!
Saint: We'll do it at the same time. 1, 2, 3!
Saint: ...
Rocket: ...
Saint: Hey you didn't hang up!
Rocket: Well neither did you!!!

[Wobedraggled]

I don't trust anyone that deals with the police.

You'd do the same if you couldn't turn off your phone and some creepy middle-aged fucked kept calling you and calling you.

It's right up there with some internet asshole telling you that you molest your son.

get the fuck off this forum.

[rocketman]

I don't trust anyone that deals with the police.

You'd do the same if you couldn't turn off your phone and some creepy middle-aged fucked kept calling you and calling you.

It's right up there with some internet asshole telling you that you molest your son.

get the fuck off this forum.

Stop whining and go take care of your kid. Your little 'anger' issues on the internet is nothing short of pathetic.

[Saint Cornelius]

So how did the conversation end?

Saint: You hang up!
Rocket: No you hang up first!
Saint: We'll do it at the same time. 1, 2, 3!
Saint: ...
Rocket: ...
Saint: Hey you didn't hang up!
Rocket: Well neither did you!!!

Actually, this is how it went: after ignoring the first 20 or so calls, BP said to me "is that your GF calling you?". I was like "yeah, he's my internet boyfriend." Then she was like "if he calls again, let me answer it!". So she became the keeper of the phone.

What would happen was, Rocketman would call me, I'd pick up, it would say "the (name of carrier) customer is trying to contact you.". Then 30 seconds of "U Can't Touch This". Then we would connect, and I heard this really heavy-breathing dude on the other end. This went on, and on, and on, and on. By the end of the night we were passing the phone around the table, letting everyone make friends with Rocketman. He was getting so pissed I thought he was going to have an aneurysm 

[Wobedraggled]

I don't trust anyone that deals with the police.

You'd do the same if you couldn't turn off your phone and some creepy middle-aged fucked kept calling you and calling you.

It's right up there with some internet asshole telling you that you molest your son.

get the fuck off this forum.

Stop whining and go take care of your kid. Your little 'anger' issues on the internet is nothing short of pathetic.

Actually you did me a favor, made me realise what a waste of space OA honestly is, now kindly go back with your own kind.

[rocketman]

I don't trust anyone that deals with the police.

You'd do the same if you couldn't turn off your phone and some creepy middle-aged fucked kept calling you and calling you.

It's right up there with some internet asshole telling you that you molest your son.

get the fuck off this forum.

Stop whining and go take care of your kid. Your little 'anger' issues on the internet is nothing short of pathetic.

Actually you did me a favor, made me realise what a waste of space OA honestly is, now kindly go back with your own kind.

You're acting like the child you are supposively taking care of. Grow a pair and deal with it. When Willco asks me to leave, I'll leave. Not any sooner.

[Wobedraggled]

I don't trust anyone that deals with the police.

You'd do the same if you couldn't turn off your phone and some creepy middle-aged fucked kept calling you and calling you.

It's right up there with some internet asshole telling you that you molest your son.

get the fuck off this forum.

Stop whining and go take care of your kid. Your little 'anger' issues on the internet is nothing short of pathetic.

Actually you did me a favor, made me realise what a waste of space OA honestly is, now kindly go back with your own kind.

You're acting like the child you are supposively taking care of. Grow a pair and deal with it. When Willco asks me to leave, I'll leave. Not any sooner.

I dont think you'll be asked, actually.

[Saint Cornelius]

Poor Rocketman, you're no daisy. Just a little excitable, is all

[rocketman]

Funny thing is, I never yelled on the phone. Most of the time, I told you and all your friends to stop calling my number.

[Saint Cornelius]

Keep that schtick up, Ricketman - everyone totally believes you!

[Mupepe]

I like you both.  Can't we just drop this?  Like... right now?

[Saint Cornelius]

Dude, there's more missed calls on my phone from him, TODAY. I'm out to ruin this fucking idiots' life, now.

[Shuri]

Ban rocketman and corny, this place is becoming OA-Lite. Just go deal with your shit over there. A reminder, ou are currently reading a thread involving two grown men calling each other by their internet codenames and stalking one another over the phone, two days away from christmas.

Get the fuck out.

[Shuri]

Double posteru ^_________^

[Phoenix Dark]

I called the number

[Saint Cornelius]

Ban rocketman and corny, this place is becoming OA-Lite. Just go deal with your shit over there. A reminder, ou are currently reading a thread involving two grown men calling each other by their internet codenames and stalking one another over the phone, two days away from christmas.

Get the fuck out.

Is your name green, bitch? Learn some manners.

Have you done anything but whine about what other people say, actually? No wonder I mistook you for gay.

[Shuri]

woo wee, you certainly internet-zinged me now 

[rocketman]

Ban rocketman and corny, this place is becoming OA-Lite. Just go deal with your shit over there. A reminder, ou are currently reading a thread involving two grown men calling each other by their internet codenames and stalking one another over the phone, two days away from christmas.

Get the fuck out.

I was happy dealing the shit over there, but he dragged it along.

Personally, if you have a problem, it's nice that they implemented that nice ignore feature on this forum. Don't let it go to waste.

[Saint Cornelius]

woo wee, you certainly internet-zinged me now 

i think you need to learn how to wipe your vagina properly, it's making you irritable

[FlaviusG]

cornball should i call your number bra

[Saint Cornelius]

You're already on my log plenty enough, Faggius. Call Rocketman, he's desperate for attention.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Jesus, someone ban rocketman. Filing a police report over shit he instigated is bullshit -- and pretty much evidence that Corny has serially pwned him.

To be honest, they're both being big sloppy pussies over this shit. Just more evidence that you'd rather stick up for your elite little club than use common sense.

[Saint Cornelius]

God you're a butthurt dickbag, cup.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

No mention of LOLZ U AM IGNORED or calling me "Dork Shake"? I'm ashamed, Corny. :'(

EDIT - Oh, and I love how Corny is trying to hide the fact that he's calling stocky by using some lame "he made it so it LOOKS like I called him, I'm totally innocent" line. What a fucking creep. o_O

[Christopher]

Are we in high school?  I mean really guys.  Whatever though.

[Saint Cornelius]

Are we in high school?  I mean really guys.  Whatever though.

GREAT POST! WOULD READ AGAIN! A++++++++++++

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Corny is becoming more confrontational by the second.

[rocketman]

Corny is becoming more obsessed by the second.

Fixed.

[Saint Cornelius]

Wait until I post the pics and the video!

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Corny is becoming more obsessed by the second.

Fixed.

True.

See, this shit doesn't happen when you give your number to semi-normal peeps...

[Mupepe]

Goddammit, lock this thread!