Official Map of "Where in The Bore Are You?"

[Bildi]

Toowoomba, Australia

[Great Rumbler]

Oklahoma. Just put my pin anywhere inside the state.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

wow, me and bebpo are practically neighbors

Kissimmee, Florida

Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, ca

Toowoomba, Australia

nawww, there's no way those places are real, come on now.

[bagofeyes]

Toowoomba, Australia

Did they get internet in Toowoomba now? lolz

[Bildi]

No silly!  I travel to Brisbane and use an internet cafe.

[max_cool]

Phoenix, AZ

[Ichirou]

Tokoroa, New Zealand

[Fraction]

Sacramento, CA 

[Reb]

Who is Fraction?

[bagofeyes]

good old fraction

[tehjaybo]

Updated.  53 and counting!  Who else?

[Barry Egan]

Bronx, NY

[tehjaybo]

Updated.

So who is griefing us by giving fake locations?

Hopefully no one.  It would really piss me off if I'm going through all this work for something that would be fun for people, and then have someone set out just to mess it up.  That's just an asshole thing to do.

[D3RANG3D]

PNW USA 

[Ninja]

Cork, Ireland

[muckhole]

Lakefield, Ontario, Canada

[Mupepe]

Updated.

So who is griefing us by giving fake locations?

Hopefully no one.  It would really piss me off if I'm going through all this work for something that would be fun for people, and then have someone set out just to mess it up.  That's just an asshole thing to do.

Ichi did

[demi]

I fucked Yeti at his apartment, so he's most definitely real.

[The Sceneman]

Wellington, New Zealand

its an OK place.

[The Sceneman]

Tokoroa, New Zealand

you sure as shit dont live there  LTF

If you were a friggn kiwi we'd know about it by now

[Yeti]

I fucked Yeti at his apartment, so he's most definitely real.

How dare you lie about such a thing!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

It was a condo, not an apartment. 

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[Ichirou]

Tokoroa, New Zealand

you sure as shit dont live there  LTF

If you were a friggn kiwi we'd know about it by now

Don't be blowing up my spot, bro.  I'll be living there soon enough.

[brawndolicious]

I'm in Cupertino California.  Might move in a few months though.

[Ichirou]

Back to Turkey?

[chronovore]

Tokoroa, New Zealand

you sure as shit dont live there  LTF

If you were a friggn kiwi we'd know about it by now

Yeah, WTF? Ichirou, you said you live in Japan in another thread. Are you playing us or are you being straight?

:ell :oh :ell

-Kishiwada, Japan

I remember going to the kishiwada danjiri festival. lots of yankee types down that way? 

Bunches and bunches of fuuryou, baby. We're nothing but high class in this neck of the woods. Bike and van gangs late at night, revving engines. On the shopping arcades every day, there are old ladies wear cheetah-patterned tights with Rococo flourished scarves. Men with tight perms and baggy suits.

[bagofeyes]

yeah, just as i remembered 

[Ichirou]

Tokoroa, New Zealand

you sure as shit dont live there  LTF

If you were a friggn kiwi we'd know about it by now

Yeah, WTF? Ichirou, you said you live in Japan in another thread. Are you playing us or are you being straight?

I'm moving to NZ in 2 1/2 months, didn't see the point of giving my JP address when it's no longer going to be valid and tehjaybo's just gonna have to change it.

[Ichirou]

When have I fooled you once? smh, I'm not like PD claiming to be Michelle Cooks.

[Joe Molotov]

Remember that one time you claimed Mupepe ripped you off? smh

[Ichirou]

Remember that one time you claimed Mupepe ripped you off? smh

Remember how Willco didn't give a shit and Mupepe is still iconned? smh

[Mr. Gundam]

Tokoroa, New Zealand

you sure as shit dont live there  LTF

If you were a friggn kiwi we'd know about it by now

Yeah, WTF? Ichirou, you said you live in Japan in another thread. Are you playing us or are you being straight?

I'm moving to NZ in 2 1/2 months, didn't see the point of giving my JP address when it's no longer going to be valid and tehjaybo's just gonna have to change it.

Huh.

[Ichirou]

I'll tell you more when I see you on Gmail chat, distant.

[Ichirou]

I dunno about other people, but "Are" sounds like present tense to me.
Not 2 1/2 months in the future tense.
Could be wrong, though.

Why are you being such an asshole towards me nowadays?  I get this vibe that you genuinely dislike me.

Could be wrong, though.

EDIT: Fuck it, just remove me from the list since Stringfellow & Co. are being such bitches about this.

[tehjaybo]

I'm mainly going for where you are presently.  It's not too hard to change really, so as long as you post in here, I can have it changed shortly after.  Just as simple as deleting the old place and adding a new one.  It's no big deal, really though.  I can leave it, update it, or delete it.  Just let me know.

I'll update the new additions tomorrow, right now I'm beat.

[Smooth Groove]

It's cool, chronobro, I got you added.

Stealthedit:  And you, ch1n!

$10000 that this map will one day be on the wall of a FBI office. 

Along with pics of Jin and Wrath in turbans. 

But what a way to go.... 

Not just that.  There are more than a couple of EBers who have the potential to be serial killers or rapists. 

Btw, I'm currently living in the City of Angels, CA. 

[Ichirou]

Not just that.  There are more than a couple of EBers who have the potential to be serial killers or rapists. 

Could you name a few?

[Smooth Groove]

It'd be easier if I name the normal people. 

[Ichirou]

Future EB killers, IMO:

Father_Mike - He may act like Simple Jack, but he's more of a Hannibal Lecter in disguise.
Wrath2X - Already know the reason he's coming to the US, all he needs now is the opportunity.
Himuro - And he will leave print-outs of One Piece scanlations on the bodies.
bagofeyes - He already has the bag, he just needs to start collecting the eyes.

[Cormacaroni]

hug it out bitches. J Bore must not break ranks.

[Ichirou]

The point wasn't to screw with the legit data, it was so tehjaybo wouldn't have to go to the trouble of having to change the location in 2 1/2 months.

Put me down in Saitama, Japan, then.

[bagofeyes]

is saitama full of yankee types too?

[Ichirou]

Some cities are, like Kawaguchi, cuz it has a lot of factories and shit.

[bagofeyes]

My girlfriend fell asleep one day on the train and woke up in saitama.
and I was all 'noooooooooooo!!!!!!!'










 

[Ichirou]

huahuahua

wait, what?

[bagofeyes]

i dont even know 

[tehjaybo]

Alright, everything is updated again.  If anyone moves, just please post something along the lines of :UPDATE or something, so I know to change an existing loc.

[Mupepe]

I didn't think about it, but I guess I technically live in Sugar Land, TX if you wanna change it.

[Madrun Badrun]

Father_Mike - He may act like Simple Jack, but he's more of a Hannibal Lecter in disguise.

So true.  I'm very much a genius who just so happens to enjoy eating peoples faces.  That's the most tasty bit, if you didn't know already.

[Ichirou]

I can just imagine you holding on to Nami while looking down a pit where you've got your latest victim trapped.

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!"

[Mupepe]

You live in Sugar Land?

yes, sir.

[Madrun Badrun]

I can just imagine you holding on to Nami while looking down a pit where you've got your latest victim trapped.

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!"

That's not Hannibal Lecter

[Ichirou]

I can just imagine you holding on to Nami while looking down a pit where you've got your latest victim trapped.

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!"

That's not Hannibal Lecter

Fuck, that's right.  You're more like Buffalo Bill.

"PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET"

[Smooth Groove]

Father Mike and EB's other antisocial virgins remind me more of the dude in Red Dragon than Hannibal. 

[Ichirou]

Father_Mike just reminds me of a zoo monkey flinging its poo at the people looking at it in its cage (in this case, the people being EB posters).